Sofia Vergara

Sofia Vergara See-Through Top for the Muy Caliente Win in GQ Mexico!

 

Oh, how we have waited for this day, this blessed day, to see into the inner workings of the Hot Boobtastic Factory that is the almost 40-something Colombian hottie Sofia Vergara. Now, thanks to GQ Mexico, we get a see-through glimpse into the nipple-tastic world of one of the premierely bosomed women in the celebrity world.

Sofia Vergara has mesmerized men for many years now with that smoking hot curvaceous body of hers, but seeing inside the form-hugging, cleavage baring dresses have been a chore and a half (though we remain ever committed). So just the chance to see her milkers with stars has made us ever so happy today. We're blaring our trumpets here in the office, and, no, that's not a euphemism, we're using actual trumpets. Enjoy.

Sextastic Twitpic Roundup Includes Self-Published Hotness from Sofia Vergara, Kelly Brook, Katy Perry, and Much More…

What would you say if I told you there were some amazingly candid sextastic pictures available from the likes of uber-hotties Jessica Alba, Sofia Vergara, Kelly Brook, Candace Bailey, Danielle Lloyd, and Katy Cocktease? And what if I told you, they snapped and sent out these photos all by themselves, for the love of spreading personal ogle-worthiness to the world? Well, you might thank the combination of ego (not Egotastic!, just plain old ego) and Twitter/Facebook/Tumblr for providing an outlet for such ego.

Check out all those delicious self-published denizens of Hottieville and much more in this week's Sextastic Twitpic Roundup. Enjoy.

Sofia Vergara Puts On Her Own Curvy-Hotness Show in Manhattan

We really have to think about extending our stay here in New York this week, what with all the talent walking the streets (and walking their little teeny tiny dogs) in this fair burgh, not the least of which is Sofia Vergara, who floats our boat in so many different waves, perhaps because her own bodily curves so mimic the oceanic shapes that have seamen thinking about their womenfolk left back on dry land.

Just catching Sofia Vergara strutting about Manhattan in her white top and jeans was enough for us to start penning a musical about sextastic celebrities exhibiting their hot bodies in the spring time weather in the Big Apple. Admittedly, like most playwrights, this project will take us ten years to accomplish, and we'll need a lot of the drink, but we've already got the thick black faux glasses on and the first line of the opening number, 'Oh, Sofia, how we'd like to snarfle your undergarments...'

Okay, so it's a work in progress. Enjoy.

Sofia Vergara Drops Three Parts of ‘Whoa’ on Pages of Esquire

We just saw 'daughter' Sarah Hyland smoking and drinking on St. Patrick's Day, now here's 'mom' Sofia Vergara looking all kinds of smoking hot on the pages of April's Esquire magazine. Talk about your 'whoa', 'damn', and 'oh, mother may I?'

Sofia Vergara is one outrageously hot almost 40-year old whose body requires some type of Magellan like circumnavigatio with our ship deftly rounding Sofia's Cape of Good Hope to discover entirely new oceans. Talk about stretching an analogy, oh, baby, Sofia, how we stretch for you. Enjoy.

Imagine Going to Work with Sofia Vergara and Sarah Hyland Each Day

Now, far be it for me to complain about the co-ed employment sites around this office. Between my six-fingered assistant Gretchen, who was in fact named the hottest girl in grade school in a repeated guttural mumblings from the skeezy school janitor who used to let her handle his mop when nobody was looking, to Qaaea, our Myanmar petite sweetie voted Tech Department's Most Likely to Lose Their Virginity by Age 30 (in an albeit underwhelming competition). So, we got the lookers.

Yet, going to work on the set of Modern Family would mean hanging with Sudamericana veteran sextastic Sofia Vergara and her young protege, the divinely sweet Sarah Hyland, just a couple working gals who present constant visual delights for their co-workers throughout the day. Personally, I'd probably find myself becoming far less productive, unless that is my job title was changed to Sr. VP of Wanking. Just saying. Enjoy.

Victoria Beckham Grabs Eva Longoria Funbags To Lead Sextastic Celebrity Twitpic Roundup

Bear with us, wait, make that, bare with us, as we skipped a week in our Twitpic roundups so this week's edition is especially robust, if you will. There are some remarkable photos provided by the self-publishing hands of celebrities who when they can't get enough attention, stoke some more by distributing their own private and personal photos, often quite intimate. Which, we just happen to love.

This week's roundup includes the seriously gaunt Victoria Beckham fondling Eva Longoria at an Oscar weekend party, Coco showing why she's the Twitpic queen, Sofia Vergara getting dressed, Nina Agdal personal bikini pics, and much more more...

All must sees. Check them out. And, enjoy

Sofia Vergara and Natalie Portman Lead List of Many Hotties at Vanity Fair’s Oscar Party

There are any number of major parties surrounding the Oscars, but perhaps the elite see-and-be-seen party each year belongs to Vanity Fair, where both the actual sextastic talent and the sextastic non-talent join forces to create a visual delight of hotness for those who love the decked out to the hilt celeb affairs. It's really a chance for Hollywood to show off its real drawing power, that being the super good looking women who flock here to call it home. 

Last night's soiree of the sexy celebs was highlighted by Sofia Vergara, who absolutely looks mega-hot whenever she dresses or undresses for events, Natalie Portman, in her first real return-to-hotness public appearance since having a baby with her seemingly gay husband, ever-hot Olivia Wilde, our Latina sweetheart, Selena Gomez looking all grown up, cute as a button I'd like to snap, Amy Adams, and model-sexy actress Diane Kruger. There were more, but this half-dozen formed a gaggle of hotness that could literally be seen from outer space. Enjoy.

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