Sofia Vergara

Happy Cleavetastic Birthday to Sofia Vergara

Sofia Vergara holds a special place in my heart. To be more specific, the places near Sofia Vergara's heart holds a special place in my heart. Since bursting onto the U.S. celebrity scene a few years back, Sofia has helped mightily to raise the faptastic status of Sudamericana curvaceous goodness in the naughty fun parts of the minds of Americans.

Today, Sofia celebrates her 41st birthday. Hard to believe form looking at this bombshell that she's been providing visual wonderments professionally to the world for over two decades now. For her birthday, we take a look at some of our favorite more recent cleavetastic moments of this bouncy perfect Latina. And we dream of her pressing her lips together and blowing out her candles. How can you not? Happy Birthday, Sofia!.

Sofia Vergara Cleavetastic Red Carpet Performance Brings Hope to Mankind

Sofia Vergara and her fine feisty twins stole another red carpet appearance, last night at the Discover Many Hopes Gala in N.Y.C.

Now, I could brood about how my invitation to this swank event got lost in the digital mail once again, or I could relish the sweet visuals of the bouncy clouds Sofia showed off in good measure at the event. It's a tough call. I am a very bitter and petty man, yet, I am nothing but inspired by the full felines of Sofia Vergara.

On this day, I choose not to lament, but to indulge in the goodness of this super sextastic woman's cleavy goodness. Such is the power of the boobtastic, to wash away all lesser important feelings. Enjoy.

Sofia Vergara Bosom Tops the CFDA Fashion Thingee

Oh, sure, there were plenty of hotties in attendance at the big CFDA Fashion Awards last night. Legendary names in hotness like Miranda Kerr, Alessandra Ambrosio, and Karlie Kloss, just to name a few of the smoking sextastic women flashing killer cleave and legs at the event.

But our top prize has to go to optical nerve disruptor extraordinaire, Sofia Vergara, who brought the big guns out to play last night. She was definitely firing from at least both cylinders.

Sofia Vergara has a history of owning red carpets, with last night being no exception. Extremely hot Latina sultry looks, that killer cleavage and wicked curvaceous body. It was all working. And when it does, there's simply nobody better. Enjoy.

Hayden Panettiere and Sofia Vergara Lead List of Good Looking Dignitaries at White House Correspondents Dinner

Granted, all politics is boring. My opinion. And anybody who's ever been a part of the Washington D.C. circle knows that those people are perhaps the only people on this planet more full of themselves and their insular lives than Tinsel Town vapid folk. But when you merge the two together for an evening, you are certain to get at least everybody looking their finest.

And how else are you going to get the likes of Hayden Panettiere, Sofia Vergara, Katy Perry, Morena Baccarin, and Irina Shayk all together to talk politics? You can't. At least not in a forum where they'll sit mostly quietly and just look hot. So, kudos to the Washington press corps for this accomplishment. And for letting us peek in. Enjoy.

Sofia Vergara Chesty Hot Heat

I'd follow Sofia Vergara to the ends of the earth, which most definitely includes down to New Orleans where the busty hot Colombian actress and model is filming Heat, in a tight sweater, a very tight sweater.

I haven't been tracking this new Jason Statham thriller so much, but that all changes now. I can only imagine the wardrobe selections for Sofia range from the tight to very tight to skin tight, top and bottom. Not that she doesn't have thespianic skills, but that's not why people are going to pay $15 for a movie ticket these days. It's the body. It's got to be the body. Enjoy.

Maria Menounos, Morena Baccarin, and Nina Dobrev Lead List of Hotties at the 2013 SAG Awards

Okay, time to get serious with Award Season. That annual time of year when Hollywood comes together for a self-congratulatory circle jerk of mirrored affection. Not sure how many other industries pack ten to fifteen major 'give yourself a pat on the back' ceremonies in the course of six weeks time, but when you're a celebrity, how can you be loved if you first don't love yourself?

Not that we're complaining, not when the super hotties make a strong showing at last night's SAG Awards, the thespian-on-thespian accolades that is considered one of the highest honors from within. So we give out our honors, to the ladies that looked the most ridiculously hot on the red carpet, and there were several, including Maria Menounos (who really isn't an actress, but who gives a damn), Morena Baccarin who has come to control the very blood flow in our appendages, Nina Dobrev, stellar brunette, Amanada Seyfried, Nordic girl of many Asgard naughty dreams, Jennifer Lawrence, a stage stealing voluptuous young beauty, Sofia Vergara, who ever delivers veteran caliente to the red carpet, Julianne Moore, who continues to be the veteran ginger we'd most like to discipline us, Lea Michele, who can be hit or miss, but was super hit last night. and Michelle Dockery, of Downton Abbey renown, flashing serious sideboob. All of these ladies and more all decked out in expensive triumph for your viewing pleasure.

And, oh yeah, some awards were given out and people thanked Aunt Myrtle and their agents, and then a few actors cried. Enjoy.

Amy Adams, Jessica Alba, Sarah Hyland, and Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Lead List of Hotties on the 2013 Golden Globe Awards Red Carpet

Well, the big leagues of the collective celebrity circle jerk known as Awards Season kicked off this Sunday evening with the 2013 Golden Globe Awards dishing out trophies to people who just had to thank a bunch of producers and agents and the dude who washes their Bentley.

And while we have to give a generally 'tame' rating to the sextastic level at the actual event, when you have such a massive gathering of sweet looking thespianics, you're going to find some serious lovely toy things to leer at one the red carpet, including our very favorites this year, Amy Adams, Jessica Alba, Sarah Hyland, Sofia Vergara, Halle Berry, Taylor Swift, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, and Heidi Klum. And a bunch others too, so check out the entire gallery of the girls whose $10K dresses we'd like to rip from their bodies and give them an award of our own. Enjoy.