elliot-wolf - March 16, 2018
Shapes are becoming pretty popular these days and I would like to join in on the conversation. The Shape of Water just won all types of awards and Ed Sheeran’s The Shape of You just happens to be one of my favorite songs. Some individuals enjoy slimmer silhouettes over curvier ones when it comes to women but my favorite shape has always been and always will be, Sofia Vergara. She has the perfect ratio of round without her body possessing the appearance of a woman that is excessively buoyant. Actually the chorus to Sheeran’s song perfect sums up how I feel about Sofia. I’m in love with her body. I’m tempted to touch like she were made of magnets.
After learning that Sofia has a bodyguard I feel like I’ve chosen the wrong career path. Receiving a paycheck to protect such a beautiful woman is a dream come true. I would have done it for free without her even having to ask. I hope she’s still hiring. I’d protect her body like it were my own. Just looking at such perfection makes me feel like George Michael on the edge of heaven and I hope I don't fall off.
Photo Credit: Splash News / Instagram
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