rusty-mattis - April 9, 2018
As a kid I can remember spending hours and hours pumping quarter after quarter into Rampage at my local arcade. It was and still is one of my favorite video games. And little did I know that years and years later it would be combined with one of my other favorite things, Sofia Vergara. Yeah, it's safe to say I'm really happy they made Rampage into a movie just so I could see Sofia Vergara all sexy on the red carpet.
I know a lot of people are sick of video game movies, but I'm not. In fact, if having more video movies means we could get more Sofia Vergara sexiness on more red carpets, then let's go for it. Why not Defender? Centipede? Missile Command? Come on, if Hollywood can come up with a plot around a video game of giant animals wrecking buildings surely they came up with an Asteroids movie so Sofia Vergara can come to the premiere wearing a sexy dress. Hell, I bet you could put Sofia Vergara in half of these movies. Make her the pilot in one of the ships for a Galaxian movie, that would be awesome. Just image Sofia Vergara in a super tight space fighter pilot costume. And then picture the sexy dress she will wear to the premiere. Come on, Hollywood, you're all about making dreams!
Arcades are things of the past, I doubt any of these games will be made into movies, but I do know that Sofia Vergara and her sexiness is here to stay. The movie doesn't have to be about one of my all-time favorite games as long as Sofia Vergara is being sexy on the red carpet.
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