Miley Cyrus drops some teasy self-pics at Fluff-N-Fold. (Celebuzz)
Lily Aldridge has a body built for bikini play. (Popoholic)
Megan Fox is slowly ditching Marilyn. (HuffPo)
Lindsay Lohan set to host jet setter NYE party. What could possible go wrong? (TheSuperficial)
Big mammaries, little restraint. (TheChive)
Alessandra Ambrosio pregnant again...dammit! (GossipCenter)
A mega-tribute to Sofia Vergara cleavage, this sounds good. (SocialiteLife)
Here's an interesting phenomenon. Sofia Vergara loves to show off her hot body in her various wardrobe choices in and around Hollywood, but when it comes time to get down to the bikini or less, she gets particularly private. Now, while this presents a greater challenge to our sextastic celebrity body detective, thanks to modern refractive lens technologies, you can experience a refractive period of your own courtesy of these telescopic Sofia Vergara bikini pictures from her private vacation down Mexico way.
Forgive the graininess of the photos, but being camouflaged as a banana tree a good two-thousand yards away from your photographic target is no simple task, especially when the native monkeys start going for your banana. But worth it! Anything Sofia Vergara skin, body, and cleavage showing is worth it. Enjoy.
Talk about wiping away your morning blues. The mere thought of Sofia Vergara exposing her world-class rump in sheer, see-through bottoms is the kind of vision you blow off as simply not possible; the actual sight is something you blow off in an altogether different manner. Caught flashing her derriere on the set of Modern Family, the uber-hot Colombian actress showed why anybody who says women at (nearly) 40 can't be super hot should be taken out back and summarily beaten about their lazy eyeballs.
That there is an asstastic worthy of the Greco-Roman sculptors. And the icing on the cake? When she turns around it's super hot Sofia Vergara on the front side. Epic! Enjoy.
Minka Kelly and Zoe Saldana together at last. (GossipCenter)
Who would tell Sofia Vergara to get a breast reduction? (HuffPo)
Is Anna Benson the hottest baseball wife ever? (FoxNews)
Katy Perry gets NYC wet. (Celebuzz)
Let's look down some blouses, shall we? (TheChive)
Olivia Wilde has the back of Kim Kardashian. (TheSuperficial)
Libya's most popular love song. (CollegeHumor)
Is this the last topless photoshoot for Peta Todd? (ZOO)
Ay, mami! Demi Lovato led a cast of super hottie Latinas at last night's Grammy Awards that included Zoe Saldana, Sofia Vergara, Shakira, Paulina Rubio, and Adrienne Bailon, in a veritable panoply of sultry perfection.
But, for the moment, let us just focus on the return to hotness of Demi Lovato, a troubled beginning to her 2011 year, the semi-Mexi girl has made a sharp turn at the fork in the road back to Hottieville in the past few months, perhaps topped off by this top-revealing appearance at the Latin Grammy Awards. All I know is, the next time Demi Lovato calls me to ask me what she should wear out on our date to the Sizzler, I'm subtly mentioning the little number she wore to the Grammys. Muy sexual. Enjoy.
If Ponce de Leon were alive today, he'd be ceaselessly searching for Sofia Vergara and her funtastic cleavage which has the power to heal all wounds. No matter how down in the dumps you may be, one good look at this veteran pair of knockers and it's like a magical salve for the soul, you can't help but smile from ear to libido, she is so utterly hot. Seen here filming on the set of Modern Family, the Colombian native turning 40 next summer proves why hotness is not a state of being, it's a state of not minding having men ogle your body up and down, and just a little bit sideways. Enjoy.
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Sofia Vergara and Angelina Jolie Lead List of Hotties at Producer Guild Awards
Ah, award season, the first couple months of each calendar year when Hollywood fellates itself until it's blue in the mouth and testiculars dreaming of how awesome it is to be itself. And even the producers are getting into this act, this past weekend handing out a bunch of awards for blah-blah-blah, which is of little consequence to us.
Far more consequential were the invites to the sextastic celebrities who got dolled up and abounded down the red carper for our cameras, including Sofia Vergara, who always shows up booby and strong during award season, Angelina Jolie who actually looked good this weekend, not quite her former self, but better than she has of late with her far-too-lean frame, and underrated (for now) hottie Jessica Chastain, who I am so dying to see nekkid I can literally taste it (and it tastes like butter). Enjoy.
SOFIA VERGARA NEVER NOT BRINGS IT FOR RED CARPET EXHIBITIONS