Sofia Vergara

Sofia Vergara Nipple Slip Goodies While Being Dipped at Post Emmy Party

 

Since so many of you asked, well, here is the Sofia Vergara nipple slip from the HBO post Emmy's party in all of its headlight glory. Feel free to zoom in even more than I have, well past the goofy face of Derek Hough, to the suckling goodness just beneath her bust line.

Smooshed funbag and nipple from one of the hottest women on television. A true Latina siren of the small screen. And, now, you can be jealous of those who have nursed before you. Enjoy.

Sofia Vergara Shows Cleavage At A Justin Timberlake Show

Boobtacular Colombiana Sofia Vergara showed off some major cleav at a Justin Timberlake show in LA. She was there with her werewolf boyfriend Joe Manganiello. I'm going to make a bold statement that maybe you will disagree with but I'm going to say it anyway: Sofia Vergara has the best funbags in Hollywood. I mean, who else even compares to her? Her girls are both massive and perky. Do you know how hard that is to pull off, especially for a woman in her forties? It downright defies the laws of physics. As is her habit she was also wearing a pair of super tight jeans that showed off her shapely Latin booty.

What I love about Sofia is that she is well aware that a lot of her fame has to do with her body and she's OK with that. That's why she always dresses provocatively. The fact that she's genuinely funny is only a plus.  ¡Gracias!

Ireland Baldwin Big Ta’s Bikini Top, Emily Ratajkowski Lingerie Show, and Sofia Vergara Wicked Hot Bikini Highlight the Sextastic Twitpic Roundup

Oh, boy oh boy. The Internet just keeps getting better. With every increase in phishing and spam and craptastic that loads up the digital landscape, I try to remind myself on the positive side how we are living in a wonderful era of sextastic self promotion. Who knew there'd ever be a day when some of the hottest celebrities in the world would be regularly sharing photos of their bodies half naked for sheer show-off value? I dreamed it, and now it's actually come true. It truly is a blessed social-technical phenomenon.

This week's Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes the divine Emily Ratajkowski looking sultry in lingerie, Sofia Vergara and her veteran crazy hot body in a bikini, Ireland Baldwin showing off her ample bosom, Jen Selter and Michelle Lewin throwing down in beachy booty competition, Ashley Sky in smoking sextastic lingerie poses, Lucy Pinder and her stellar chesty goodness, Lindsay Lohan sideboob, and so much more. You owe it to the most giving gods who return NFL football to us each August to check out each and every one of these ridiculously enticing social media candids. Enjoy.

Sofia Vergara Asstastic Is a Sight to Behold in New Orleans

Brad Pitt does all kinds of charitable good-deeds in New Orleans since Katrina. Suffice it to say, he deserves some kudos for his benevolent work there. Not the least of which was inviting his celebrity friends to town over the weekend for a big fund raising event for the Make It Fight Foundation, including Sofia Vergara who packed her award winning thumper into one super tight white dress that could be seen from all points along the Mississippi.

I don't know the first thing about throwing a fancy gala fundraiser, but I'm guessing that having a hot Colombian woman with her badonkadonk flashing like a beacon of passion inducement is a strong start. I know I tend to be far more generous in those types of visual environs myself. So, good on you as well, Sofia. Using your sweet lady curves for a righteous cause. Everybody's a winner. Enjoy.

Freida Pinto, Jessica Simpson, Olivia Munn, and Sofia Vergara Highlight the Hotness at the White House Correspondents Dinner

The White House Correspondents Dinner is a big annual affair where Hollywood hotties and paid comedy writers descend upon D.C. like a traveling circus to make White House politics seem the list bit entertaining. For most of us, politics and bickering and posturing and lying is a petty, boring affair. But you start adding the likes of Jessica Simpson, Olivia Munn, Sofia Vergara, and Freida Pinto to the mix, suddenly you have a leer-worthy bit of Washington grandstanding. My, but the ladies do look nice, especially set against the nation's capital, a town not known for skin, though plenty of underground sin to say the least.

The Correspondents Dinner just goes to show that girls make the party. You invite a couple dozen great looking ladies decked out in their fineries to any gathering and it's an instantly successful social affair. C-SPAN, snoozer. C-SPAN with Sofia Vergara's curvy hot body, much less boring. Enjoy.

Sofia Vergara Sultry Cleavetastic Cooking Hot for Chef Premiere

When it comes to red carpet competitions, I pity the poor woman who even attempts to keep up with Sofia Vergara. Between that veteran hot body, those twin fiestas of joy, and the experience to put it all together in one camera-attracting ball of must-shoot hotness, Sofia is really the queen of the red carpet hill. She's an unstoppable force of the decked out sextastic, again at the premiere of Chef at the Tribeca Film Festival.

I have a feeling Sofia Vergara looks wicked hot and put together just going to take a tinkle in the morning. I might be projecting my dreams a bit, but she just always looks like a million bucks. Oh, to be the guy who gets to cinch up her blessedly bodacious top. Who I wouldn't knock into the river to get that gig. Enjoy.

Sofia Vergara Sexy in Women’s Health Magazine May 2014

Modern Family star Sofia Vergara looks as amazing as she always in the May issue of Women's Health Magazine. The Colombian superstar is wearing teeny tiny shorts and a t-shirt that she seems desperate to take off. In the cover photo, she has tied the shirt up to show some of her muscled stomach. And, of course, her famous ladies look like they are going to leap off the page and give you the motorboating of your lifetime. I've been in love with Sofia since I was a young lad and she appeared on my mom's telenovelas. The amazing thing about Sofia is that she is as hot now as she was when she was in her twenties. That's a rare feat. I forget sometimes that she's in her forties.

As far as I'm concerned, Sofia may be the perfect woman. Like, the Platonic form of womanhood I learned about in my useless college philosophy classes.