Rose McGowan Topless Beauty for Artistic Fine Ogling

 

Rose McGowan can't seem to keep her clothes on these days. Oh, I'm not complaining. This is a good thing. A very good thing.

Her very latest topless incarnation is in this month's Flatt Magazine. Granted, the photography is intended to be purposeful, classy, artsy, and a whole bunch of other positive sounding words that I quickly forget as a I gaze upon the forty and faptastic fine female form of Rose McGowan topless once again. She really is a stunner. I do believe she's getting more attractive with age. The sign of a true veteran hottie.

If only other American actresses had the courage and sensibilities to bare their sweat-worked lovely forms all bare and lady like as well. Rose McGowan is a leader in her field. The very best field of all. Well done, Rose. Enjoy.

Katy Perry Bikini Pictures Twerking Hot Yacht Party Time Down Under

Well, here's something I never expected to see. Katy Perry bikini fun time photos of all things twerking her booty on a yacht. Surely, there are numerous nuggets of Katy Cocktease bosomy bikini bottom goodness in these long range candid snaps. But those asstastic grinding dance moves really are the icing on the faptastic cake. Wow, Katy, I'm going to even let you off the hook for our typical communal plea for you to remove you top simply because your curvy thumper exhibition is just so stellar. Maybe I'm getting soft in my old age, though not at the very moment of ogling Katy Perry in her bikini.

Good things come to those who wait. I earnestly believe that. Even Katy Perry is apt to use her sweet sextastic body for public leering use from time to time, even if not entirely planned. Consider me a very happy man this morning. Katy, you must be one fun girl to give an aloe massage after a day in the sun. Our entire below deck cabin would reek of cactus and we would just laugh. Enjoy.

Bai Ling Boobtastic Exhibition With Crotch Flower At Movie Premiere

Sultry vixen Bai Ling wore a very provocative outfit to a movie premiere. It's so weird it's hard to describe. Basically she wore a strip of cloth over her ginormous funbags and a see-through skirt that has a big red flower over her...um...lady flower. The result is some sideboob for the ages. In fact, it's all kinds of boob, top, bottom, side, and cleavage. The only thing missing is the nips...barely. Bai Ling has a spectacular rack. They are the kind of boobies that might give a man carpal tunnel syndrome from handling them too much. I'm personally willing to take that risk. She's also got some phenomenal legs which you can see in their entirety since, as I said, her skirt is see-through and she's not wearing any underwear. You know, besides a flower.

That's the thing about Bai Ling. She's always going to do something whacky and sexy to get attention. That's fine by me. I don't mind attention seeking behavior if there is plenty of sideboob.

Taylor Swift Sports A Short Skirt In Hollywood

In the annals of hot babedom there has rarely been a specimen as sexy as Taylor Swift. This is particularly true with regard to her legs. She was showing them off in a short skirt while traipsing around Hollywood over the weekend. I've said it before, and I will undoubtedly say it again, Taylor Swift has the best legs on the planet. Some people may disagree with me and say that I'm a fool. These people are entitled to their wrong opinion. We live in America where everyone is free to choose which pop princess they find the most fappable. But I believe that one day history will be on my side and will pronounce once and for all that Taylor Swift's stems are superior to all others. I mean, just look at them! They are long and lean and utterly flawless.

The best thing about Taylor is that she knows and appreciates the fact that all of us like to look at her legs and so she is always wearing short skirts. Even now when it is kinda cold. Thank you, Taylor. Thank you for being uncomfortable so that we can ogle your legs.

Jennifer Lopez, Charli XCX, Selena Gomez Highlight the 2014 American Music Awards Red Carpet Hotties

As usual, I'm forced to take back all my mockery of the musical craptastic that is the American Music Awards. As always, the 2014 version may be a celebration of some true auditory torture, but it remains one of the single biggest night of decked out Hollywood hotties goodness of the year. There's something to be said for that. That thing is mostly just 'thanks'. Wow, the process of sextastic pop divas and celebrity invites was just unending tonight.

Some of my favorites were Jennifer Lopez, just so smoking hot, Charli XCX ogle worthy for sure, Selena Gomez form fitting goodness, Kate Beckinsale, Heidi Klum, Kendall Jenner, Nicki Minaj, Zendaya Coleman and many more looking outrageously fine. Check out the ladies. If you watch the show, well, that's on you. I'd keep it on mute, then you might have something to store in the visual vaults. Enjoy.

Sophie Monk Naked In Playboy? Okay, I Can Do That

 

At least one superfan of Egotastic! got his male panties in a bunch about us omitting super fine Down Under models and actress Sophie Monk from our archive of Bunny magazine favorites. You know I'm more sensitive than a teen girl experiencing puberty in an all male household, so I hereby bequeath to that fine fellow the perfect female form of Sophie Monk thanks to our friends at PlayboyPlus.

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Sophie isn't just another great looking Australian blonde with killer eyes and even more dangerous sweet pies. She's one of the elites. The cream of the sextastic crop of Southern Hemispheric babes who put shrimps on the barbie and have contagious laughs. I could be happy with a woman like Sophie Monk keeping my bed warm, even if that was by means of petrol and a match after she discovers I spent the evening with Elle Macpherson. Dare to dream big, you might just land somewhere decently obscene. Enjoy.

Thank God It’s Funbags! Ancilla Tilia Topless Blonde Dutch Teat Treats For Pure Soothing

 

If you're like me, you've had a long week. And this is before one single present for Christmas has been purchased or you've figured out the excuse to tell Aunt Helen her marshmallow yams make you want to vomit. In short, next week will be longer. But there's no problem so profound, no conundrum so vexing, that it can't be assuaged greatly by one fine blonde woman and her stellar bare melons. You may laugh. I truly believe this.

So many of you went heels over head for Dutch hottie actress and model Ancilla Tilia last week, but only EgoReader 'David M.' has the season of giving spirit to provide some of his favorite faptastic examples of Ancilla's truly fine and bodacious bosom work. Oh, my. I'm feeling better already. I'm not prepared to say sweet delicious teats can entirely replace football and beer, but I am prepared to say that trifecta is how I imagine heaven. Thank God It's Funbags!