Tamara Ecclestone Bikini Yellow MILFtastic Bouncy Hotness in St. Tropez

It really is amazing how fast the sextastic celebrities bounce back body wise these days from pushing offspring through their gestational lines. I had a friend who's wife had a baby two years ago and I still haven't taken off all the sympathy weight. But if you're blessed with the genetics of lingerie model and F-1 Racing heiress Tamara Ecclestone, these things come much easier to you.

Tamara was out on another holiday to the South of France with her lucky bastard husband and baby, but most importantly, showing off her MILFtastic wares and incredibly fit bikini body in a little yellow thing that barely held in her milky goodness. It was basically a taunt I suppose at all those in Hollywood fearful of baby ruining their bodies. Granted, it helps to be young and born with lingerie model looks, but there's nothing a thousand hours of Pilates and salads can't fix. Thankfully, we can just do the thousand hours of ogling part after. Tamara Ecclestone, you are a marvel of modern nature. I shall now marvel at you for the next thirty minutes. Enjoy.

Anais Zanotti Motorcycle Suited Covered Topless Hottie

You obviously know French sextastic Anais Zanotti from all of her fine bikini work in Miami Beach, but did you know she was a practicing stunt woman and quite avid action sports enthusiast? Oh, yeah, she can mount a bike and make it purr. And that is both figurative and literal.

I'm not exactly sure what Anais was pimping in this photoshoot in Los Angeles. Motorcycles, racing teams, cameras, or just her own lovely self and those faptastic funbags and hot body of hers. I like it all. I want it all. I just need to figure out how to beg for it while going 60 mph so I can keep up with her. Anais, your crazy hot body does inspire a man to run, not walk. Enjoy.

Gaming’s Whacked Out Week: Playing ‘Doom’ at the Top of a Freaking Mountain, Just Because (VIDEO)

Whacked- Mountain LAN Party
Only the second-highest mountain in the US? Ah, it'll do.

Some things are just inherently manly. Die Hard movie marathons. Lumberjacks. The bravado of ignoring the instructions and attempting to assemble that cabinet yourself, because it’s effing simple and you know what you’re doing.

When the drawers don’t close properly and a stray nail jabs you in the ass as you pass by, it’s not even slightly your fault. Manufacturing error, right there.

Anywho, in the case of games, Doom is as man-tastic as it gets. After all, to descend into Hell’s anus armed only with a pistol, you need gonads the size of Jupiter. So, how do we reach the very pinnacle of manliness? We take Doom on a death-defying romp up a goddamn mountain, that’s how.

Behold Tek Syndicate, and their record-breaking 'highest altitude LAN party ever' atop Mount Elbert. It was pretty half-assed with regards to battery life, as Mother Nature hasn’t got her shit together and fitted her mountains with power outlets yet, but still. One thing’s for sure, this is the most fancy-ass tech you’ll see on a mountainside today. That’s an Ego-guarantee.

Via Kotaku.

Megan Fox Shows Up Leggy and Hot for TMNT Panel at Comic-Con

I don't quite understand why the nerd boy armies want to speak to the actors in certain geek world movie fare, as opposed to the producers, creators, artists, and writers and such of the actual content. Though I do readily understand why more people will show up to see Megan Fox in a short dress than a balding pale writer discussing the origins of April O'Neil as a symbol of the fourth estate.

Megan has been making far less public appearances these days being a MILFy mommy and all, but when she does, she still holds the bright torch of the sextastic as always, leaving all of her other red carpet followers in her wake. Oh, that I could be in Megan Fox's wake. I'd breath the air in slowly. TMI on TMNT? Perhaps, but Megan Fox is absolutely positively the best hook for selling that fighting turtles flick. I'd rename it the Megan Fox in Tight Tops Movie but fast. Enjoy.

READER FINDS: Emily Ratajkowski Covered Topless, Kesha Nip Slip, Iggy Azalea Nip Sip, and Much Much More…

 

Oh, happy days. Everyone please, gather round the not so secret Santa tree and see what treasures are lying 'round the Egotastic! tree. Of course, you know what's there already since you were up all night like elves putting them there to surprise me. Friday really is like Christmas each week for me delving into the pile of skin-filled goodies submitted by only the best readers in the world. And I mean that. Without you, there is no Egotastic! Though, no, you can't borrow my car this weekend. The '01 Camry is a classic I just can't trust out of my hands. Let's get to it.

This week's Reader Finds includes Emily Ratajkowski barely covered goodies (thank you kindly to EgoReader 'Annette'), sweet throwback to Denise Crosby topless (lovely reminiscing from 'Darnell'), Monica Bellucci topless on the big screen (sweet Monica treats via 'Elster'), Candice Swanepoel barely covered nekkid joy (delicious find from 'Owen'), Eva Green in yet another splendid topless role (Green gems from the mind of 'Max'), luscious Anna Torv covered topless in Esquire (fine peeks delivered by 'Tim T.'), Natasha Poly topless wonderments for the ladies (women's magazine discovery by 'Aaron'), Sandra Kubicka bikini test polaroid shots (test passed with the help of 'Steven H.'), Susana Molina quite topless for cinematic glory (lovely Molina mams provided by 'Kent'), Californication beauty Natascha McElhone fully nekkid in skin on celluloid (always been a wowzer, so thought by 'Lees'), Claudia Winkleman classic nip slip (Anglo headlights via 'Tony J.'), Abby Clancy panties peeking upskirt (ogle-a-boo made possible by 'Denny'), Danica Patrick ten years ago in FHM (classic Danica 'wow' justified by 'Emmy'), thespianic Thylda Bares swell funbags bare in something European (outstanding actress ta's thrown over the fence by 'James P.'), Stacy Haiduk and her early 90's perfect pert pair again onscreen (outstanding yams thanks to 'Dougoon'), Marisa Miller behind the scenes of her Boston Common lingerie shoot (oh, sweet Marissa, bless you 'Zach'), Katie French pool time skinematics (lust in pools is real lust thanks to 'Pinks'), Ashley Emma doing her glamourous globe thing (Britty lovely pillows from 'Frizzy'), SueLyn Medeiros getting into her sex tape role, quite naughty (bumping uglies caught on cam by 'Les'), Karen Gillan in a see-through lovely top (nice find by eagle-eyed 'Dave'), Kesha nip slipping in her new music video (intense scrutiny on the part of 'Zac D'), Iggy Azalea flashing nip in her new music video as well (spotted proficiently by 'fake12'), Ashley Sky quite see-through on the runway (video catwalk discovery from 'Bob'), Asian volleyball star Altynbekova Sabina tall and hot all over (a personal lust quest from 'Rob heroically unblocked in Indonesia'), and last, but not least, the gorgeous bunny hottie Alyssa Arce strutting her see-through modeling wares (much ado about Alyssa by way of 'Roger'). Man, maybe I am oversharing this week. Nah, just about right. Enjoy.

Xisca Perello White Hot Bikini On A Yacht In Ibiza

Hottie McHottipants Xisca Perello took some time out from being professionally hot to look sexy on a boat in Ibiza. She was there with her tennis player boyfriend Rafael Nadal. Xisca was sporting a white bikini which, when a little wet, becomes semitransparent. And lucky for us she was pouring water on herself the whole time. Xisca is in ridiculously good shape as you can tell by the cut of her hips. She's got quite a nice pair of ta-tas and they look even better in a bikini. Xisca's booty is also pretty spectacular. I particularly enjoy the picture of her moistened booty.

I remember the first time I saw her at one of Nadal's tennis matches and thinking, "Please Lord, let her wear a bikini in front of some cameramen so that I may feast mine eyes upon her yum yums". It seems that my prayers were answered, hallelujah!

Ann-Kathrin Brommel Takes A Mud Bath

Model and soccer player girlfriend Ann-Katherin Brommel hung out on a beach in Spain and then proceeded to take a mud bath. I'm not sure if the mud is supposed to have some kind of healing qualities or if she just wanted to roll around in the mud. What I do know is that she looks friggin' hot in that black bikini. Ann-Katherin has a pretty spectacular pair of funbags. There is some nice cleavage and sideboob action going on in these pictures. They also show off her perfectly shaped booty. The pics of her all muddy are also pretty darn sexy. Maybe it's because in my head she's mud wrestling with some other hot soccer player's girlfriend. It would be like their own version of the World Cup except it would be far more interesting because it would be hot chicks wrestling in mud in bikinis.

Why isn't there a trophy for that?