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Anne Hathaway Wet and Giddy at the Beach in Miami

By Bill Swift | March 10, 2014 @ 8:34 am

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Wow, even the girls who don't like showing off are now officially hanging out at Miami Beach. That doesn't even make any sense, and, yet, it's happening, as Anne Hathaway, who has been exercising herself into top notch shape these past many months, opted for sun protective wear over exhibition at the beach over the weekend.

Nonetheless, the water did its job and allowed us to see a decent amount of her female form, and enough skin to let us know the girl could use some more time in the sun, or at least the fake tanning room. Anne definitely falls into that category of modern thespianic deathly afraid of Mother Sol, keeping the skin perfectly smooth by keeping it pale and protected. I suppose that makes sense. Though I also suppose five minutes running completely nekkid along the beach will do little harm. Let's have it Anne, a sweet five minutes for the memory banks, then back int your protective layers. Enjoy.

ANNE SHOWED OFF HER BIKINI TOP IN HAWAII A COUPLE MONTHS AGO

Anne Hathaway In A Bikini Top And Cover Up At The Beach In Hawaii

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Catalina Otalvaro Steamy Sexy Lingerie Colombiana More than Ready to Besame

By Bill Swift | March 10, 2014 @ 7:25 am

Catalina Otalvaro is Super Sexy in Besame Lingerie 2014

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Besame mucho, Catalina Otalvaro. No, not there, lower. You're getting warmer. Warmer, warmer, hot, hot, crazy hot... but I digress.

Colombian sultry sextastica Catalina Otalvaro is back in another alluring lingerie shoot for Besame lingerie, the preferred provider of silky little underthings down Sudamericana way. You really and truly can't go wrong with Catalina repping your good with the sheer power of her sultry good looks and that ridiculously hot body. She could be primo fish pimper at the docks. But I'm quite glad she sticks to lingerie. It really is where he true gifts lie. Man, how I'd like to unwrap that gift. Catalina makes me say dang. Enjoy.

CATALINA OTALVARO EYES SO STUNNING, I'M ACTUALLY LOOKING AT HER EYES

Catalina Otalvaro Norma Stars Photoshoot

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Eva Green Topless Peeks of Sultry Warrior Peaks in 300: Rise of an Empire

By Bill Swift | March 10, 2014 @ 1:15 am

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You don't just hire Eva Green to play a badass female warrior, you pay Eva Green to play a badass female warrior who is crazy hot and takes off her top to flash her classical rack as well. By now, many of you have already seen 300: Rise of an Empire, the sequel to the Frank Miller adapted graphic novel film, 300, which scored Gerard Butler about 300,000 women.

If you have, you know that Eva Green and her racktastic is definitely one of the highlights of the film. If you haven't, well, now you have seen two of the most compelling reasons to go see this movie. Eva Green has always been a brave actress and model. She's not scared of any nudity. I'd follow her into battle, or the changing room, or wherever. Enjoy.

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Victoria Silvstedt Bikini Pictures Put the Blonde in Miami Beach Bombshell

By Bill Swift | March 7, 2014 @ 3:28 pm

Victoria Silvstedt Shows Off Her Bikini Body In Miami

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Early this morning we saw Victoria Silvstedt stretching and sweating in her beach yoga workout. What's it all for? Well, this. By the afternoon Victoria was cleaned up, made up, sprayed up, and back out on the beach in a body baring white bikini doing her attention-getting thing. Lots of people I guess do yoga to center themselves spiritually, Victoria to center her boobtastic and bikini bottomside dead square in the eyes of every ogler on the beach.

It's been one amazing week of hot bodies on the beach in Miami. I don't envy the girls who half-assed it over the winter with their workouts thinking they could make a display of it against all that top flight competition. But make no mistake, at 39, Victoria is still very much in the game out there. Don't expect her to go gently into that good Miami night. Enjoy.

VICTORIA IS IN A BIKINI NEARLY DAILY; SHE'S NO NEWCOMER TO THIS GAME

Victoria Silvstedt Relaxes in a Black Bikini in Sardinia

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Thank God It’s Funbags! Sissi Fleitas Topless En Fuego in The Mexican Bunny

By Bill Swift | March 7, 2014 @ 1:25 pm

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First and foremost, muchas gracias to EgoReader 'Eduardo' who reminded us that while we teased the pictorial of Sabado Gigante variety show veteran hottie Sissi Fleitas, we never really shared the photos. That was kind of a dick move on our part, though I assure you as usual it was mostly just because I'm lazy and I have short-term memory loss though I can't remember why.

But on to Sissi Fleitas, the blonde hottie tore up the libidos of many men for many years on Spanish language television, but this is her ultimate show. The wicked hot Cubana looks all kinds of spectacular in Playboy Mexico, flashing the charms that connected her with audiences for many years. Though probably not as connected as many would've liked to be.

On Fridays, we give gratitude for all that is nekkid and alluring and makes life worth living if you happen to be a lusty kind of guy or Sapphic leaning gal. Sissi Fleitas can come to my private dinner parties any time she likes. Tonight maybe, Sissi? Oddly, I'm free. Thank God It's Funbags!

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Hayden Panettiere Stellar Hot in Cosmo

By Bill Swift | March 7, 2014 @ 1:11 pm

Hayden Panettiere Shines in Cosmopolitan UK April 2014

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I'm happy but sad checking out these photos of the wickedly alluring blonde minx hottie Hayden Panettiere. Yes, she manages to look like some amazingly tall model once again, despite being diminutive in statute, she's not the least bit short on compelling naughty thoughts in men. However, I can't help but note Hayden was shooting just blocks from my location, and didn't apparently have the time to drop in and say hello or even just for a short nekkid sauna and hot rock rub down. I certainly would've done it for her.

I'll probably get over this snubbing after about four more peeks of these photos from Cosmo UK. Hayden has been all over the place lately, in various forms of hotness. I think this is a sign that spring is near. Or maybe that we should just starting mating more frequently. Hayden always gives me that feeling. Enjoy.

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Minka Kelly Sweaty Stretch Pants Goodness Leaving the Gym

By Bill Swift | March 7, 2014 @ 12:23 pm

Minka Kelly Hot and Sweaty Leaving the Gym in West Hollywood

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Minka Kelly is on my list of the ten most boring celebrities in Tinsel Town. But she's also on my list of one of the hottest. This raises a complicated dichotomy for me that is easily resolved by listen to happy Phil Collins music while blankly staring at Minka's sweaty taut body leaving the gym in Los Angeles.

Not only is Minka flashing some of her perfect derriere, but those sweaty marks on her front side are making me very jealous of her sports bra. Yes, you can be jealous of inanimate sweaty objects pressed tightly up against Minka Kelly's warm chest puppies and still be quite normal. I hope. Minka may not do that much so super exciting, but sometimes you need to add the spice yourself to make the dish hot. That makes no sense. Enjoy.