Get it? It's a NASCAR event. Start your engines. It's okay, I chuckled. Though I'd never laugh at the very serious behind of former American Idol something or other, Pia Toscano. I know they kicked her off during the round when they get rid of the better looking women, just because voting is cast by teenaged girls who ultimately hate the girl with the perfect rump who gets all the boys. But, dang, that thumper is a thing of beauty.
And Pia was showing it off in full effect at the NASCAR Sprint Series Awards over the weekend. I would've liked the chance to draft off of her rear if you know what I'm saying. Pia Toscano and her bottomside goodness definitely deserve to be on the gluteal radar. Enjoy.
You can mock my very sensitive emotional state, but not before you take a long leer at the ridiculously sextastic Emmy Awesome covered topless in Esquire magazine and see if you don't feel like shedding a few crocodile tears of happiness. Emmy is just a special treat even when she's not trying to look amazing. When she turns on the afterburners to start pimping another season of Shameless, it's time to call the boss and let him know you're coming in late for work tomorrow. You might also want to pre-advise your landlord about generic plumbing issues.
Featured in the new edition of Esquire magazine, Emmy makes sweet passion inducement seem so damn easy, with a gift few women in this world are so fortunate to receive. Just the special few on my Wall of Fame. It's really my ceiling, but I've learned through the years that nobody wants to talk about what's on your ceiling. Either way, Emmy is there, I'm looking right at her. So hot! Enjoy.
Oh, hello occasional telenovela starlet and full-time hottie Isabel Alzate. How I have longed to see more of your sultry wares from down Mexico way. Now, thanks to the magic of H Para Hombres magazine, we can see the ridiculously en fuego Isabel in her lingerie and less, flashing her terrific yams, and just reminding me why I stole my 8-foot roof antenna in the first place. I need me my Latina hotties.
And while you're at the telenovela lust game, you must must check out Mexican TV hottie Michelle Vieth who is also featured in H Para Hombres this weekend. Michelle is from Acapulco by way of Iowa and might just be fighting Isabel tonight to see who wins my dreams. Enjoy.
Our good and decent and hot looking friend Leilani Dowding did a good deed for both her doggy and gentleman oglers everywhere, attending a Christmas Charity event to raise money for canine causes, while showing up in one of the more sextastic Santa's helpers costumes we've seen in some time.
We follow Leilani workouts pretty rigorously around here, seeing all the effort Leilani puts into her rope jumping and yoga posing and sweating to the oldies. It certainly has paid off, as Leilani sports one of the finer hard bodies in all of Tinsel Town. It's enough to give Santa wood. I mean, to build more model trains, obviously. Enjoy.
Sure, there was Miley and Selena and others, but for me, the iHeart Jingle Ball at Staples Center belonged to Maria Menounos in her short black leather dress on the red carpet, and leggy minxy hottie Ariana Grande on stage.
Just staring down Maria had me sweating, looking for any flaws I knew I'd not find in her perfect female form shown off so fiendishly tempting in her body hugging little leather dress. If I had gone through Maria's closets, after three hours spent sniffing her lingerie, I probably would have chosen this very same dress for her. As for Ariana, she is just getting more and more smoking with each appearance. She's starting to own events flush with her more popular peers. With those legs and those looks, the sky is the limit. And while she's up there, we will obviously be peeking under her dress. Enjoy.
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Kelly Bensimon Bikini Pictures Holding Up Sextastic and Strong in Miami |
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Alessandra Ambrosio Bikini Pictures For Some Slender Girl Lovin’ Time |
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Padma Lakshmi Bikini Pictures Wicked Hot By Ocean and By Pool |
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Lady Victoria Hervey Slipping Nipple Slightly Bikini Pictures from Miami
Everybody is in Miami this week, including society women and faux royals like Lady Victoria Hervey, who spends a good deal of her time lunching and tanning and in this case, letting a little nipple try to peek out of her bikini top while hanging out on Miami Beach during the Art Basel hullabaloo.
Now, I don't need to tell you that a true lady never blushes when she's putting on an accidental public exhibition, and Victoria seemed to take it all in stride. Just a minor blip in between cocktails and shopping. All in the day's work of a titled woman. Or, not so much work. Still, we looked, so Lady V wins. Enjoy.
LAST YEAR LADY V OFFERED UP SOME RED CARPET SIDEBOOB