Natalia Phillips Is My Hot Topless Test Bunny

 

I need to start testing out some of our fixes here on the site. So why not test with the sextastic brunette Natalia Phillips who seems to be the absolutely perfect addition to any office. Oh, man how I dream of having a outrageously hot woman in my executive space. Not an employee, naturally. That would be wrong.

I mean just the random crazy hot woman who loves to visit bloggers in their office to strip and pose naughtily. I'm sure they exist. They must. We are nothing without our dreams. Take a look at Natalia and see if you don't dream a little dream yourself. Enjoy.

What’s Going on, Egotastic?

Funny you should ask. We've been experiencing a bit of a Three Mile Island meets suspension bridge designed by toddlers kind of meltdown here. It's mostly related to having hardware built around the turn of the century. Not the most recent one. We're working diligently to fix it. Not me, obviously, but people far less lazy than me. You'll probably see occasional ups and downs until it's stable. Also, the boobs won't flow quite as prodigiously for just a little while. When we're back to full speed, I'll be sure everybody gets their proper fill. Thanks for your patience.

Iggy Azalea and Rita Ora Cheeky Sextastic Duet at Made in America

Made in America never sounded better, err, looked better, than when Iggy Azaelea and Rita Ora brought their Aussie-Britty hot stage and concert show to Los Angeles over the Labor Day weekend. I can't comment much as to the music, but as to the two young pop divas prancing around the stage in showy costumes and pretending to kiss and fondle each other, well, you know how I feel about even pretend lesbionics.

Rita Ora absolutely stole the red carpet at last week's VMAs, and Iggy Azalea and her stage-show thumper have been dazzling the lower brains of boys and men for the past year now. The two make a lusty duet. I like it. You add a striptease element to the staging, and suddenly you might have one of the best concert performances ever. Next time. Enjoy.

Behati Prinsloo Skinny Hot and Fetching on the Set of Music Video

I'm not ashamed to admit I'd like to conjugal with Adam Levine's slender new Victoria's Secret wife. He's done the same to plenty of other people's future wives, so it seems kind of fair in some weird undetermined way. Behati Prinsloo is a skinny thing like most of the V.S. models, but I could easily whisk her away to my mountain top cabin I don't really have and feed her bear fat and crackers for a month until she gets to a move comfortable mass. Then, the love making of epic proportions shall commence, with the leftover bear fat used to grease our overheated loins.

Behati was looking all kinds of sextastic simply hanging around and I guess starring in her new husband's music video for a Maroon 5 song likely to sound like all the last few Maroon 5 songs. Oh, those naughty little waifs and the roleplay we would engage in. I already have my principal's yardstick ready to go. I really hope I don't catch her smoking. Enjoy.

Alyssa Arce Sexy in Galore Magazine Summer 2014

Sextastially hot model Alyssa Arce took some prob active pics for Galore magazine. She wears a series of swimsuits and skimpy clothing. First of all, let me state the obvious: she has a spectacular pair of funbags. They are like two ripe melons that I would like to suckle on. She looks curvy and perfect in a swimsuit. In the pics with the short cutoffs display her long silky legs.

But the best picture is the one with her naked and covered topless. Sweet Jesus, she is freakin sexy. I've been staring at this pic for half an hour. There is a pool of drool on the table like a panting dog on a hot day. Ew.

Rihanna Bikinis on a Yacht in Italy

Rihanna spent some time scantily clad in a black bikini on a yacht in Italy. The amazing thing about Rihanna is that she really doesn't like wearing clothes, which I appreciate. Her music I could take or leave but I do enjoy looking at her toned, thin, but curvaceous body. She's got a lovely perky set of ta-tas. And her booty is a treat. I wish that she would stop dating d-bags. You deserve better, Rih-Rih.

But that aside she is seriously hot. Of all the girl pop singers out there I think she's the sexiest. She can share my umbrella ella ella anytime.

BREAKING NEWS: McKayla Maroney Sextastic Selfies Purportedly Leaked on Reddit

Editor's Note: we will not be publishing these photos for the time being pursuant to hot boobs code something or other. However, I'm quite certain that Reddit will maintain their thorough archive of all the days activities.

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The good folks at Reddit keep on providing. Not sure of their sourcing, but they are citing a big list of celebrity sextastic and nekkid pictures in their new library today. Photos of McKayla Maroney are their latest feed. Only our young former Olympic gold medalist heartthrob who fills our hearts with tumbling glory.

While I'm not sure every photo Reddit is providing is quite who they say it is, and certainly people are working the system, I'll try to sift through their abundance and provide some best guesses at, say, what is really McKayla. Of course, until she calls us and lets me buy her a vente mocha grande at Starbucks

Photo credit: Reddit Celebs