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Malin Akerman Is Single and Flashing Her Tennis Panties

By Bill Swift | December 6, 2013 @ 2:25 pm

Malin Akerman Flashes Panties While Filming 'Trophy Wife' Tennis Scene in LA

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You know we never root for the breakup of celebrity couples, but when I heard that Malin Akerman was splitting up with her French husband of too many years, I did feel a little happy tingle in my intellectual parts. She really is an underrated blonde hottie. Maybe it's because she's never had a big time starring role, or maybe it's just because not everybody joins me in thinking happy thoughts about her in the bubble bath each evening, but Malin deserves far more attention.

I'm not sure if Malin was thinking the same thing on the set of Trophy Wife where she was flashing her tennis panties and her keester and all-around beautiful from behind sextastic attitude of gratitude. I'm leering, Malin. And appreciating. And as God is my witness, soon too will the rest of the peeping world. Enjoy.

MALIN AKERMAN IN A BIKINI CRUISING THE BEACH

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Thank God It’s Funbags! Emily Shaw Topless Treats Are Simply Divine on a Friday

By Bill Swift | December 6, 2013 @ 2:02 pm

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Emily Shaw Topless Shoot in ZOO Magazine December 2013

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You know of my deep abiding lust for all things Emily Shaw. Well, perhaps it's more like a desperate longing or an impossible desire, but as long as it contains the bodacious crazy hot body of Emily Shaw somewhere in my delusional landscape, I'm quite content. The busty chesty hottie took to the pages of Zoo magazine this month to proudly share her sweet teats, just magnificent mammaries by every stretch of the imagination and other anatomical parts.

On Fridays, we like to celebrate the boldest and most-want-to-holdest melons on this spinning gaseous orb we call the home planet. I can think of no finer pair of funbags on a more passion inducing princess than Emily Shaw. Wowzer. Thank God It's Funbags!

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Naomie Harris Thespianic Heat in Esquire

By Bill Swift | December 6, 2013 @ 1:26 pm

Naomie Harris Super Sexy in Esquire UK Magazine January 2014

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With the unfortunate (but movie marketing fortunate timing) of the death of Nelson Mandela, expect his new biopic to get tons and tons of press and publicity, which might just mean the long deserved big time coming out party for Britty hottie Naomie Harris who plays Mandela's wife Winnie in the film.

Of course, we've been in lust with Naomie since Skyfall, and even before, but this pictorial in Esquire magazine featuring the sweetheart in her sheer underthings and showing off all sort of skin ought to build her a brand new group of adoring fans. But, please, I'll ask politely, get in line behind me. Thanks. Enjoy.

Rose McGowan Topless And Artistically Draped in Apartamento

By Bill Swift | December 6, 2013 @ 12:49 pm

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Rose McGowan Topless in Apartamento Magazine Issue #12

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If I was a fan of hot-bodied Rose McGowan before this past week, consider me now a super fan, as the now 40-year old veteran hottie takes her clothes off yet again for a fun visual aid to well remember her name. While there are many a 40-something celebrity I'd love to see topless, I can't imagine many surpassing the bodily beauty of Rose in both figure and demeanor.

Whether it be dancing nekkid in her abode, booty hugging stretch pants out in public, or now topless blessed photos in Apartamento magazine, consider Rose McGowan to be winning this week on Egotastic! and in our lower hears. She is heaven sent. Enjoy.

Elsa Hosk Is Swedish Hot with a Bikini Bottom That Doesn’t Quite Fit in St. Barts

By Bill Swift | December 6, 2013 @ 12:22 pm

Elsa Hosk is Shows Off Her Bikini Body in St Barts

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I used to laugh at girls who would try on a million bikinis complaining they can never find one that fits. Men's swimsuits come in about three sizes throughout the entire world. If one doesn't fit, you don't swim. But I get it now that with tiny little tops and bottoms, and so many fine variations of the female form, finding the right fit is not simple challenge.

Even the good folks at V.S. shooting the gloriously hot Elsa Hosk in a bikini in St. Bart's couldn't seem to find a bikini bottom that fit her precious lady area. The result was a benevolent gap between bikini and skin that had my peepers peeping deep into Elsa's southern Nordic areas. Let's call this a good fit for us. Enjoy.

ELSA SHOOK THE WORLD DOWN IN ST. BART'S FOR V.S. ONE YEAR AGO AS WELL

Elsa Hosk Models for a Victoria's Secret Bikini Photoshoot in St. Barts

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Mr. Skin Minute Features the Top 3 Nekkid Scenes Of 2013 (And, Yes, It Includes Rosario Dawson Full Frontal) (VIDEO)

By Bill Swift | December 6, 2013 @ 11:42 am

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It's that time of the year again. That being the end of the year. And while perhaps you won't be getting that Lexus with the big red ribbon in your perfectly snowy driveway this season, you can take a glorious peek at the Top 3 Nekkid Scenes of the Year from Mr. Skin and the Mr. Skin Minute.

While selection of the top 3 anything will always be controversial, I'm hard pressed to argue with the selections of the skinematic loving folks at Mr. Skin in their picks of Ivana Milicevic getting her carpets cleaned in Banshee, Lea Seydoux and Adele Exarchopoulos in Blue Is the Warmest Color's now infamous lesbionic sex scene, and, a no doubter in Rosario Dawson full frontal nekkid in Trance. Quite a year when you think about it. Enjoy.

(If you haven't done your Christmas shopping yet, you're probably too late. But do not forget an Ego discounted membership to Mr. Skin as the perfect stocking stuff and sock filler.)

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Georgia Salpa Drops Major Cleavage at the U.K. Lingerie Awards

By Bill Swift | December 6, 2013 @ 10:57 am

Georgia Salpa Big Cleavage at the 2013 UK Lingerie Awards in London

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Awards for wearing lingerie? What awesomeness is this, pray tell? The British may be pushing out noxious boy band craptastic of late, but they've also developed something called the Lingerie Awards, which gives them a Get Out of Jail Free card on that other artistic stank.

Georgia Salpa showed up cleavetastic big time for the event, flashing acres and acres of chestal goodness, to either win an award, or show that it was an honor just to be nominated. There are so many trophies I would like to give Georgia for her epic frontal goodness. One of them looks not so dissimilar to an Oscar. Good show, Georgia. Enjoy.