Abbey Lee Kershaw and Behati Prinsloo Topless Angels For Russell James

 

We have a new sneak peek at the lovely topless and black and white likes of model hotties Abbey Lee Kershaw and Behati Prinsloo quite without clothes and flashing their lovely yams for photographer Russell James and his glamorous new book, Angels. I think it's on sale soon. I think it would make an awesome edition to my own library of hotness.

There are two tricks to producing such outstanding works of topless visual wonderment. First, convince some of the world's best looking women to take their clothes off for your camera. That step one is no small hurdle. Seriously, try it. The second is to be a skilled shutterbug with the right lighting and just enough spray bottles to keep your lovely lady models properly moist for visual capture. That second one is a unique skill as well, though I dare say I could excel in the art of the spray bottle. Please, Russell, hire me for your next shoot. I will work for sandwiches and memories. Enjoy.

Selena Gomez Sultry in Revealing Swimsuit Top for High End Fashions

The Internet is buzzing with Selena Gomez doing a very grown up photo shoot with photographer Aris Jereme probably destined to be pimping out something in some magazine coming soon. Selena's done some more mature looks of late, so this is not totally off the charts, but my belusted Latina could show up in a triple burqa with a college freshman fifteen oversized sweatshirt covering all and still be the candle that ignites my rockets. She really has that special bit of minx power, and when you add in some cleavage peeks and grown up wet hair tossing, well, clear the launch pad if you know what I'm saying.

I read many Selena Gomez interviews because I need to read something when waiting to see my sensual foot masseuse. She still seems to have a bit of maturing to do on the inside, if I may say so as somebody who knows little about the human condition. As for the outside, I would not change a thing. Well, maybe even less clothes, but outside of that, not a thing. Enjoy.

Cameron Diaz Hot Leggy Goodness in My Ladies Magazine

As you know, I take my life into my own hands each month when I go to retrieve my set of women's magazines from the front stoop of my pied-à-terre. Oh, how the middle school skateboarders love to taunt me with their early teen gestures of disapproval. Well, I fear not, for I walk with the gentleman oglers for whom these scented periodicals filled with fashion and beauty tips also contain some rather alluring photos of our favorite sextastic celebrities. Plus, sticks and stone may break my bones but names will only make me cry into my security blanket when nobody is watching.

This month's Marie Claire has quite the visual treat of blonde veteran hottie Cameron Diaz showing off her sweet toned legs. Cameron entered the celebrity world as a promising young model, and she'll go out with quite the resume of passion inducing photos over the past twenty years. And I suppose a few, though not a ton, of decently reviewed movies. Cameron, I will flip through many pages of eau de toilette to see your slender hotness. Pardon my sneezing as I am allergic to lilac. Enjoy.

Alessandra Ambrosio Bikinis It Up And Other Fine Things To Ogle

I never get tired of looking at Alessandra Ambrosio in a bikini. (Popoholic)

Sexy Tina Knowles rubs her butt against Jamie Foxx during a concert. (TMZ)

Daniela Giraldo is sexy as F for Mai Petit magazine. (Drunken Stepfather)

Another day, another Sofia Vergara cleavage show. (Hollywood Tuna)

Tori Spelling may be pregnant but she's still a hottie. (The Superficial)

Mariah Carrey shows off some leg in Shanghai. (Dlisted)

Jennifer Lawrence is seriously sexy in an Oscar De La Renta dress. (Huffington Post)

Leah Francis Topless Striptease for Bedroom Titillations (And a Few Heart Palpitations)

 

There is perhaps no greater gift or curse than the male private parts. At times, I look skyward and lament to the heavens about all the poor choices and errant decision making in the name of the bobos. It's usually about the time I'm wondering why I'm being billed for the Oprah channel on cable. Then there are times when that blessed little (err, big) gift from Mother Nature just finds its happy place. As in the leering of Leah Francis stripping out of her clothes and revealing her perfect peaches for the love of all things lusty. Today, I am glad to be a man. I am most days, except those rare occasions when my really attractive lesbian friend has a couple drinks and tells me she wishes I were a woman. On those days... well, I can't help but imagine.

Leah Francis always makes me feel special. Like she's removing her unnecessary wardrobe just for me. Such is the power of the sextastic lady with skills of both the bodily and psychiatric variety. She moves me form and soul. Bless you, Leah, for all the goodness you bring this world without ever asking for a thing other than our full and undivided attention. Enjoy.

Colleen Shannon Bikini Crazy Hot Body Pimping the Pricey H20

Colleen Shannon is definitely on my list of hottest ex-cons ever. I'm sure she's glad her recent prison stint past for doing some wrong things with the wrong boyfriend is behind her. I'm certainly glad it is. A body like this Playmate has should never be kept behind lock and key. It needs to be free. Free to please me. And others, you can look too, as Colleen rolls about on the sandy shores of Malibu pimping the mysteriously creepy 138 bottled water.

Not that I didn't imagine some conjugal visits with an amped up and horny Colleen Shannon at the Women's Central Jail, I mean, even as I kept waiting in line at the visitor's center only to have her turn down my requests for such physical interaction once again, I was still dreaming. And just look at that slamming bikini body. If dreams aren't built off that, I'm not sure how dreams work. Colleen, I'm pleased you're on the outside once again so we can examine your outsides once again. And perhaps someday your insides. There go my dreams again. Enjoy.

Paris Hilton Bare Midriff Happy Walk in Manhattan

As always these days, I must begrudgingly mention that Billionaire Barbie continues to delight in being who she is more than just about anybody else in this world. Talk about being comfortable in your own skin. This bumbling blonde heiress loves being a bumbling blonde heiress. There's something actual noble in that if you dig deep enough, as Paris does each morning in her extensive closets to find just the right silly designer outfit for her Barbie adventures.

Paris keeps herself in tip top photographic shape through all the seasons. Not every rich girl can get away with bare midriff looking so fit 365 days a year. But she does. She keeps at it, being the best walking recreational doll she can be. It's admirable. And I'm looking. And I'm wondering when Ken's going to pop by in his Lambo and pick her up for a swank date on his yacht. She's living the dream. Actually, really, a dream. Good for her. Enjoy.