Camille Rowe Bikini Photoshoot Drops the Sextastic Bomb on L.A. Beaches

As you know, I'm heels over head in lust with Camille Rowe, the French addition to the V.S. arsenal of hotties. Camille is in my hood shooting a bikini catalog thingee and just looking all kinds of alluring and ridiculously sextastic shimmying her world class bikini booty in and out of shorts and bottoms for the camera.

Camille Rowe is the kind of girl I'd leave my wife for. I don't have a wife, but I might just get married so I can leave my wife for Camille, then naturally beg to come back two weeks later when Camille learns I'm not really the guy who invented Lasik who's sitting on trademark gold. Life really gets complicated when pretty women become a part of your world. Still, completely worthwhile. Camille, every time you squeeze a butt cheek my heart stops for a solid fifteen seconds. It's scary, but nice. Enjoy.

Sharni Vinson Topless Bikini Changing Sun Time in Hawaii

 

I'm not sure if Sharni Vinson is still dating the Twilight hunk or not. I do know she is quite topless on the beach in Hawaii, changing out of her bikini top and just deciding, heck, I'm Australian, let's just keep this sucker off while Mother Sol treats my funbags to some Vitamin D enriching

Sharni Vinson could definitely use a month or two of the Bill Swift feeds you a sandwich diet. By simply mimicking my own nutritional model, even the leanest of ladies is certain to pack on 20 lb.s in 30 days, rest assured. Why can't doughnuts be for lunch? With a little lipid love, Sharni could be even more of a visual spectacle, though I'm not complaining now seeing the model and actress prancing topless across the beach. Gift horse and all that. Enjoy.

Amanda Cerny Swimsuit Sextastic in Caribbean Waters

I'm not sure if that silly water company is still shooting the crazy hot Amanda Cerny, or if she's just hanging back in Aruba because she's now part of the national landscape and the island nation has named her a historical treasure. I can see that being a likely scenario. I'd certainly pull whatever strings necessary to keep the Playboy Playmate on my little atoll of lust and passion and leather goods.

Amanda Cerny looks amazing in a bikini, but she even manages to push the swimsuit and shorts look into something more than just a slightly memorable visual experience. She's the sextastic siren that calls out to men and drives their ships into the rocks and they probably at least go out happy. I'm ready to crash into Amanda. I have bumpers, I'll be good. Enjoy.

Taylor Swift And Her Kitty Out And About in New York

The lovely Taylor Swift took her pussy cat out for a walk in New York City. No, that is not a metaphor for her lady parts. She brought out her little white kitten carried it around like a pocket chihuahua circa 2002. She was looking leggy and amazing as usual. I've said it before and I'll say it again, Taylor Swift has the best legs of anyone one the planet. They are so long and perfectly toned. I'm usually not one for girls that are very slender. It's the Latin man in me that craves curves. But Taylor is so freakin hot that I think maybe I've been wrong all these years and super skinny girls is where it's at. Who am I kidding? I love all women no matter their size. You know, within reason.

As a rule it isn't a good idea to take cats out for walks on the streets of New York. There is too much noise and weird smells and they tend to get spooked. I once tried to take my cat to the park, because I'm that guy, and got several claw marks for my trouble. Still, a cat and a hot celebrity girl? This post wins the internet.

Lizzie Cundy Is Cleavtastic in London

English TV personality and certified hot person Lizzie Cundy was boobtastically cleavy while leaving the Chiltern Firehouse Restaurant in London. Lizzie's crown jewels are pretty spectacular and you don't have to wait in line behind a bunch of fat tourists to see them. Her ta-tas are near perfect orbs. Yes, I used the word orbs because that's how perfectly round they are. The dress she was wearing was so low cut that they barely covered her nips. She also showed off her dynamite legs through a revealing slit in the front of the dress. People say that the Brits are uptight and repressed but that's never been my experience. They like to party and bone almost as much as we do here in America. Almost.

The point is that they know how to be sexy. I know when I was in London I spent many a happy hour ogling the local gals. I was expecting them all to look like when Monty Python dressed like women. I was pleasantly surprised that that was not the case.

Diana Georgie Topless Brunette Vixen Like Hotness

 

What do I love? Well, baseball, apple pie, and mom's home cooking. Assuming mom is cooking up hot Russian transplanted to American hotties topless like the brunette vixen Diana Georgie. Featured in this Alessandro Casagrande modeling shoot, the boobtastic sweetheart shows why her name ought start to be chiseled into your libido directory because she is certainly going places, I mean professionally, not just whatever activity you have her scheduled for in your private time fantasies.

I love meeting new women, especially so when they're all topless and alluring. It really does make for the best introductions. Diana Georgie, I'd like to think we can be great friends I mean, first, before our ultimate brief, but highly passionate physical affair involving the sound of circus horns and exotic lubrications snuck into this country. Let our lust be the talk of romantic poets for generations to come, or, in the least, dirty limerick writers. Enjoy.

Camille Rowe Sextastic Showy Underwear Pimping Leaves Me With Sweaty Shorts

Too much information perhaps. But I don't consider it hyperbole when I state that Camille Rowe may just be the hottest thing in cotton panties since, well, since forever. The French blonde has made a stupendous addition to the Victoria's Secret stable of hotties ever since her introduction last year. She brings a certain je ne sais quoi to the mix, which I believe is French for absolutely ridiculously hot body and tush.

When Miranda Kerr left the fold I must admit I was a bit concerned for V.S. and their bevy of underwear beauty pimping models. But they redoubled their efforts and their lineup rather impressively, bringing in a half-dozen newer bodies and faces into the panties and bra mix that has only elevated their stature. I expect that of a lingerie company that wants to maintain their presence on my speed dial list. Camille Rowe, you are simply amazing. Keep up the good undies work. Enjoy.