These Kim Kardashian Bikini Pictures Aren't Staged At All

02:45 AM, Filed under: Celebrities \ Kim Kardashian

Sorry about leaving that Nazi whore up as the top post all weekend. Kinda forgot about it, then I got all your emails. Anyway, here are some Kim Kardashian bikini pictures to help change the mood. Supposedly these pictures were taken on Kim's "day off," but what I want to know is day oof from what? Did she take a day off from going to the beach in her bikini by sitting on a yacht in her bikini?

And what the fuck is up with her going to Miami every other week anyway? Is it so fucking hard to get a tan in LA, or does she just want to experience the different kinds of douchebags on both coasts? Anyway, we're supposed to believe that these are some candid shots, taken of Kim unawares, but it feels more like she paid some photographer to "catch her" in inaction. Probably because no one's been paying attention to her for a while. Honestly, I don't know who's worse, Kim or that Nazi whore.

What? Too rough?

Photo credit: Splash News

Link: These Kim Kardashian Bikini Pictures Aren't Staged At All

Michelle "Bombshell" McGee: Naked Nazi

01:15 PM, Filed under: Celebrities \ Sandra Bullock

So you know that crazy tattoed bitch that Jesse James cheated on Sandra Bullock with? Well, according to TMZ, she's a fucking Nazi White Supremacist. That's right, as if all those tattoos didn't make her crazy enough, turns out she's a bigoted, racist, Anti-Semite. I won't post the pictures of her in her Nazi get-up, for obvious reasons, and I'm not even sure why I'm posting these Michelle Bombshell nude pictures, if for no other reason than to further compound her shame. Though, sadly, I don't think she's capable of actually feeling shame. I mean, just look at her for fuck's sake. Her parents must be so proud.

Oh, and Jesse James is a piece of shit, too. But you probably already knew that.

Photo credit: Splash News

Link: Michelle "Bombshell" McGee: Naked Nazi

Weekend Links

12:16 PM, Filed under: Links

Yeah, Vanessa Hudgens is still a total hottie. (Popoholic)

Don't you just love Bar Refaeli? (CollegeHumor)

Octomom will be homeless soon. That sounds about right. (DListed)

All hail the return of Betty White! (Pink is the New Blog)

Kate Moss managed to keep her black dress black for once. (PopSugar)

Are Coco and Ice-T swingers? (CityRag)

Link: Weekend Links

Stephanie Seymour Bikini Pictures are Sexy and See-Through

11:51 AM, Filed under: Celebrities \ Stephanie Seymour

The other day we brought you Stephanie Seymour nipple slip bikini pictures, and today we have more, and possibly even sexier Stephanie Seymour bikini pictures than are also slightly see-through. The Supermodel and super sexy MILF is still enjoying the beach in St. Barts, and I know I'm still enjoying pictures of her at the beach in St. Barts. And yes, in that first row of pictures, she is sticking her hand up her top and rubbing her breasts. You're welcome.

UPDATE: Found a couple new pics, including another Stephanie Seymour nipple slip and a nother shot of her groping her own breasts. Awesome.

Photo credit: Splash News / Fame

Link: Stephanie Seymour Bikini Pictures are Sexy and See-Through

Sophie Howard Topless Pictures are Nuts

01:55 PM, Filed under: Celebrities \ Sophie Howard

It's been a while, but Sophie Howard is back, and as sexy as ever in the latest issue of Nuts magazine. In this issue, Sophie goes through the A - Z of Sex, which is good as far as reading material is concerned, but you're here to see Sophie Howard topless. Thankfully, Nuts delivers in that, as well. So make sure the boss isn't around, and keep one hand on the Alt-Tab, just in case...

Link: Sophie Howard Topless Pictures are Nuts

Runway of Death

01:39 PM, Filed under: Links

Tyra Banks will literally kill a bitch on ANTM this year. (DListed)

Tina Fey is looking hot, and Photoshopped. (Popoholic)

Elizabeth Mitchell from Lost is hot and loves cake. So does the fat guy from Lost, but he's not so hot. (CollegeHumor)

Jesse James says he's sorry to Sandra Bullock. (Pink is the New Blog)

The surprising thing is that Britney Spears isn't single. (PopSugar)

Kristen Stewart was the perfect choice to play Joan Jett because they are both expresionless. (CityRag)

Link: Runway of Death

Candice Swanpoel Does a Sexy Dance in Esquire

01:20 PM, Filed under: Celebrities \ Candice Swanepoel

You what I like about magzines? They do all the hard work of getting sexy models to dance around in skimpy outfits and then take pictures and video of it so I don't have to. As if I could do it anyways. But what I can do is show you those pictures and videos. Like these sexy Candice Swanepoel pictures and video from Esquire magazine. All of the fun, none of the work. Sweet.

Watch the Video:

Candice Swanepoel Video from Esquire Magazine

Link: Candice Swanpoel Does a Sexy Dance in Esquire

Michelle "Bombshell" McGee Nude Picture Ends Sandra Bullock's Marriage

12:15 PM, Filed under: Celebrities \ Sandra Bullock

Okay, I really, really, really don't care about actual celebrity gossip, and especially not gossip about Sandra Bullock, but this one is a little different since it involves a naked, tattooed stripper. So, the story, from what I care to gather, is that Sandra husband, and one-time TV car guy, Jesse James cheated on Sandra with this stripper / walking art museum named Michelle "Bombshell" McGee. Of course Sandra got pissed, and is now walking out. So why am I writing about this? Well, it is celeb-related, and there are some Michelle Bombshell naked pictures, and I thought you might want to see them...

Link: Michelle "Bombshell" McGee Nude Picture Ends Sandra Bullock's Marriage

Heidi Klum Topless Pictures are Very Alluring

12:38 PM, Filed under: Celebrities \ Heidi Klum

Of all the Supermodels out there, I think Heidi Klum might still be m favourite. Not only is she still superhot, but she still loves to get naked (or close to it) in front of the camera. Take these Heidi Klum topless pictures from the April issue of Allure magazine, for instance. First of all, it's Heidi Klum topless. Second, they might be some of the sexiest pictures of her that I've ever seen. That one of Heidi's breasts covered in whipped cream? Come on! Are you trying to give me a heart attack? And in the last picture where she's lifting weights, well, that might be the hottest one of all. All I can say is I hope there's more where they came from.

Link: Heidi Klum Topless Pictures are Very Alluring

I've Always Wanted to Live in Lima

12:27 PM, Filed under: Links

Adriana Lima is frickin' hot. (CollegeHumor)

Mackenzie Phillips got a new face. It's not an improvement. (DListed)

Looks like Heidi Montag forgot to get the Liposuction. (Popoholic)

Lindsay Lohan's dad had a heart attack. So I guess that means he has a heart. (Pink is the New Blog)

Angelina Jolie and Johnny Depp are doing a movie together. It will be unstoppable. (PopSugar)

Miley Cyrus might want to lay off the steroids. (CityRag)

You could probably get a lot of money by kidnapping Suri Cruise. (Popbytes)

Link: I've Always Wanted to Live in Lima

Marisa Miller Bikini Pictures Are No Secret

12:11 PM, Filed under: Celebrities \ Marissa Miller

It's no secret that Marisa Miller is one of the hottest women on the entire planet, but every once in a while you might need a little reminder. Thankfully, we have Victoria's Secret around to point out this fact with some very sexy Marisa Miller bikini pictures. Yes, they're just catalogue pictures, not quite the magazine poses we'd like, but as far as reminders go, this one will do very, very nicely.

Link: Marisa Miller Bikini Pictures Are No Secret

Stephanie Seymour Nipple Slip Bikini Pictures

11:32 AM, Filed under: Celebrities \ Stephanie Seymour

As we always say, once a Supermodel, always a Supermodel, and since we love nothing more than seeing Supermodels in bikinis, these Stephanie Seymour bikini pictures are great, no matter how old she is. Of course, they're even better than that, since we actually have a Stephanie Seymour nipple slip, too! Happy St. Patrick's Day.

Photo credit: Fame

Link: Stephanie Seymour Nipple Slip Bikini Pictures

Rosie Huntington-Whitely Gets Topless to Sell Clothes Again

01:06 PM, Filed under: Celebrities \ Rosie Huntington-Whitely

So, recently, we saw a Rosie Huntington-Whitely topless clothing commercial, and now here's Rosie Huntington-Whitely topless in another clothing campaign for a different designer, Thomas Wylde. Now, I'm not sure how being naked helps show what your clothes actually look like, since clothes are pretty much the opposite of naked, but whoever it is making these marketing decisions is a fucking genius.

Link: Rosie Huntington-Whitely Gets Topless to Sell Clothes Again

He Doesn't Deserve Her

12:30 PM, Filed under: Links

Kate Bosworth and Alexander Skarsgard go public. (PopSugar)

She may be a spinster, but Jennifer Aniston still has hot legs. (Popoholic)

Megan Fox + Lesbians + Zombies = !!!! (CollegeHumor)

Mischa Barton's credit card got declined. Twice. (DListed)

Paula Abdul is gonna be hosting Star Search, so that should be fun. (Pink is the New Blog)

What do Britney Spears and Presbyterians have in common? (CityRag)

Link: He Doesn't Deserve Her

Heidi Montag is Annoying, Has Big Boobs

12:12 PM, Filed under: Celebrities \ Heidi Montag

I hate Heidi Montag. I really do. And I was resolved never to speak of her again. But it's kind of a slow news day, and she seems really intent on showing off her ridiculous plastic breasts. So whatever. Oh, and if she wasn't annoying enough already, these pictures were actually taken on the set of a movie called Just Go With It. Thankfully it's just a cameo. And hopefully she dies in the movie (and real life).

Photo credit: pacificcoastnewsonline.com

Link: Heidi Montag is Annoying, Has Big Boobs