Last week I had a lengthy discussion with my friend Donnie the Weasel over whether or not funbags could be too big. I didn't bring it up, Donnie did, but he also brought over the Coors Party Ball, so who am I to not let him have his say. Two grown men sitting around discussing whether or not boobs can be too large seems pretty damn weak, but a couple of three or nine Coors can help put an edge on an otherwise relatively lame conversation. My conclusion as always was that Donnie needs a real girlfriend and I need to stop drinking the same beer I drank in high school. Albeit, free beer remains forever the best brand.
I'll let you decide for your own-self if there is a too big as you lay your peeps upon the prominently plump chestal goodies on glamour model Tessa Fowler. We've somehow missed Tessa in the past, which is an achievement of dubious sorts given her ample and then some bosom. Personally, I've been chasing glorious hooters of all shapes and sizes my entire life and I don't intend to quit any time soon. I just love the ladies and their fantastic parts. What can I say, they complete me. Enjoy.
Behati Prinsloo Remains Incredibly Alluring in Lingerie
Yep, Behati Prinsloo is still my favorite Namibian girl, hands down. This whole Adam Levine thing shook me for a while. But if I'm going to dismiss girls that are with or have been with the likes of Adam Levin and John Mayer and David Spade, I'm going to lose half of my secret lust crush list and I can't abide that.
So, I'll ignore the romantic entanglements and just return to how I first fell completely superficially in love with Behati Prinsloo, seeing her posing in little bits of silk and lace as she is once more for Victoria's Secret. She really does have that excellent combination of coquettish looks and a very grown up barely covered body. I think I'm in love all over again. Adam Levine, you bastard. Oops. Enjoy.
BEHATI IN HER FIRST VICTORIA'S SECRET SHOOT