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Josephine Skriver Gets a Little Topless in Black and White for the Fat Man

By Bill Swift | March 10, 2014 @ 12:58 pm

Josephine Skriver Topless Black and White Shoot in Fat Man Magazine #1

That would be Fat Man magazine, not necessarily for one of the seventeen nicknames my dad used to call me when he'd come home late from the Buffalo Lodge. Either way, the alluring Danish model Josephine Skriver is posing her black and white and hot all over female form in this periodical for the benefit of people who happen to love sextastic Scandinavians in various forms of undress. I'll go ahead and peg that number around here at one-hundred percent.

While I'm a color-blind man who really digs color, I have to say, without sounding artsy or snotty, of which I am only one, this black and white photography really can bring out the true beauty in, well, truly beautiful women. I wouldn't go for it unless I was quite certain I fell into that category. But for the cream of the crop blessed with the genetics of a Josehine Skriver, it really is rather stunning. Though, let's do the full nekkids in color please. Enjoy.

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Miranda Kerr Is Doing More Than Alright, She’s Getting Nekkid And Getting Paid (VIDEO)

By Bill Swift | March 10, 2014 @ 12:48 pm

Miranda Kerr Teasy Covered Nekkid in Reebok Ad

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In case you were worried if Miranda Kerr would ever find a job again after Victoria's Secret, um, yeah, worry no longer. That's just crazy talk. Miranda has been triple booked since the day she cut ties with V.S., picking up modeling and endorsement deals for women's apparel and accessories like I pick up so many debt collection notices from my mailbox each Tuesday. As in, a lot.

Miranda's latest is her must-see commercial for Rebook. It might be Nike or Adidas actually, I can't really pay attention to what she's selling, just watching her coming home and stripping out of her clothes and into the shower. I think the commercial implies that her neighbors are peeking in her windows too, which makes this ad feel very real to me as I would do exactly that if I were her neighbor. I'd probably watch her unoccupied couch for at least four hours a day, just because she once sat on it. Being a pervert is somewhat time consuming, but it's an affordable hobby. Enjoy.

Ashley Greene Plays a Boobtastic Priscilla Presley Filming on the Beach

By Bill Swift | March 10, 2014 @ 12:35 pm

Ashley Greene in a Yellow Swimsuit Filming on a Beach in LA

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I'm not exactly sure what this new movie Shangri-La Suite is all about. Something to do with killing Elvis Presley. I only know that Ashley Green is playing Priscilla which means I'm bound to probably go and see it. Or just watch the not-seen-enough Ashley Greene flashing her wicked hot body in period piece costumes like this yellow bathing suit along the beach filming over the weekend.

I'd watch a boobtastic Ashley Green play pretty much any role, though room service to my Red Roof Inn parking lot view suite would be ideal. I'm a big tipper as it turns out. Well, when you look like Ashley Greene, I'm a big tipper, otherwise the man in Room 117 can be a bit of a miser. It's all about priorities. Today, my priority is looking down Ashley Greene's top. What's yours? Enjoy.

ASHLEY GREENE IS SIMPLY DREAMY, STEAMY HOT LADY DREAMY

Ashley Greene Smoking Sultry Hot in Esquire

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My, ‘Titanfall,’ What a Fancy-Ass Launch Trailer You Have (VIDEO)

By Chris Littlechild | March 10, 2014 @ 11:44 am

The Titans have landed.

All the better to separate you from your cashtacular, my dear. Just imagine Red Riding Hood as the dudely gamer-dudes of the world and Wolf Grandma as Microsoft, and you’ve just about got it.

So, anywho, Titanfall arrives in stores tomorrow, and it’s about darn time. The game has been hyped and hyped until EA could hype no more, and early impressions suggest that it is something special indeed. Believe the hype is the word web-wide, but it’s quite a disconcerting idea. How often have we taken a kick of bitter disappointment to the man-plums after a release has failed to live up to its promise? Too damn often.

But not so here. A unique blend of FPS-ing, parkour-ing and crushing puny man-face in giant mechs is something everyone can get on board with. The recent beta attests to this, with many players reporting ‘pissed undercrackers’ after a match or two. Swivel your eyestalks towards the trailer above, and behold.

Alexandra Daddario Topless Redux in Enhanced Technicolor (How Do Her Funbags Match Up to Emily Ratajkowski?)

By Bill Swift | March 10, 2014 @ 11:15 am

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High-Res Screencaps of Alexandra Daddario Topless Scene in True Detective

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Being that they are some of the most epic topless celebrity pictures of 2014, and given that we now have a chance to see them in much sweeter visual resolution, let us take another look at the ridiculously fine funbags, and a bit of the furbag, of Alexandra Daddario from True Detective. As always, I have to measuring stick these glorious globes against my current standard for quality, Emily Ratajkowski. And, as always, I shirk away from the responsbility of having to say which large bits of heaven I think are more heavenly. A more than difficult choice. But what says you?

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Pixie Lott Gets Jiggy With It For London Club Time

By Bill Swift | March 10, 2014 @ 10:59 am

Pixie Lott Performs at G-A-Y Heaven Nightclub in London

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I'm going to go ahead and assume the G-A-Y nightclub in London is not the hangout of all that many men who love the sextastic ladies in the lustful manner. However, when the female divas hit the stage there, they tend to get crazy wild and showy, pulling out all stops in their stretching, preening, and baring routines. We've seen more than one pop star get nekkid on stage there, or some sweet thong baring shows in the least.

Blonde rambunctious Pixie Lott took her turn on the stage there over the weekend, showing off her toned legs and working her midsection like her life depended on it. It was quite the public display of amazing body. We wished Pixie had shown even more skin, but she did manage to secure tons of screaming applause. Sort of like I'm doing right now in my office checking out her moves. It's why I keep the Motley Crue cranked up. Nobody wants to hear a grown man oohing. Enjoy.

PIXIE LOTT SEE-THROUGH TOP AND UPSKIRT PEEKS WAS QUITE THE COMBO

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Good News Bad News for Our Belusted Selena Gomez

By Bill Swift | March 10, 2014 @ 10:45 am

Selena Gomez Sexy Performance After Rehab in Texas

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Let's start with the good news. I always start with the good news, just in case time is cut short, I want that out there. Good news, Selena Gomez is looking hot and healthy and tanned and rested and showing off her goodness on her now resume concert tour in Texas. This is a great sign for our belusted Latina pop diva who has been having some rough times of late. She clearly looks back. And I have been staring at minxy goodness for the past 30 minutes, so I should know.

Okay, bad news. Hard for me to speak aloud really, but Selena was spotted in the coffee shop presence of The Devil's Midget over the weekend. I'm not exactly sure how bad bad love can be. I've had a few run ins with it myself, though I can't see I've ever been caught up in an actual spawn of Satan himself. Close, but not blood relations. I guess rehab in this area didn't stick to well. Let's clear this once and for all, Selena. It's your last big step toward greatness. Enjoy.