Adrianne Curry Bikini Pimping Time in Sin City

It's cosplay queen Adrianne Curry's time for a little bikini exhibition at the Encore Pool Club in Las Vegas. August is not traditionally the most temperate of climates for delighting in the outdoors in Sin City, but for the chance to see part-time fitness instructor and full-time social media hot bodied Adrianne Curry in a two piece, you can handle a little cook and burn.

The idea of jumping into a pool filled with guys reacting to the site of Adrianne Curry's tight booty in a thong isn't all that enticing in theory or practice. I think I'd sit by the cabana and hope she mistakes me for her submissive towel and lotion boy. Maybe snap a towel at me if I miss a spot. That'd be something that would not stay in Vegas, I assure you. Enjoy.

Humpday Huzzah! Hayley-Marie Coppin Wears Little More Than a Sheer Dress (Then That Comes Off)

 

Take two Hayley-Marie Coppin leers and call me in the morning is what my personal physician should say to me when I call him thrice a a week complaining of chest and gonad region pains. She really is my soothing balm for what ails me. The glamorous glamour model strips down to her lean boobtastic frame with the greatest of ease. In this case, she starts with barely a sheer window curtain around her lust-inducing body, making getting to the good bits rather expedient.

On Wednesday's we like to celebrate, honor, and all-around genuflect before the finest female forms flashing the most faptastic funbags in our general direction. Hayley-Marie Coppin makes me middle of the work week feel like 2am at a bar when an attractive woman has just told me, 'Yes, I'd like to see your Mint-in-Box He-Man action figure collection'. Very positive indeed. Huzzah!

Jennifer Nicole Lee Bikini Mighty Asstastic Booty Show in Miami

If there's one thing BBW turned MILFtastic fitness guru Jennifer Nicole Lee knows, it's booty. In fact, she told me herself in person her asstastic is her favorite body part to work out. I think she said that, I was kind of lose in a haze staring at her mighty thumper while she was talking so she could have said hair or nose. But I'm pretty sure I heard the word booty. Or maybe I was just thinking it really strongly.

Jennifer took to the scene of her favorite Miami Beach pool for a little bikini thumper show. She really does have an impressive bottom, for a veteran hot bodied mommy. It takes many squats. I know. That's why I've purchased a director's chair so I can comfortably view Jennifer while she's tightening her glutes. I hate to sweat. Enjoy.

Taylor Swift Shakes It Off, In Far Too Many Clothes

If you were expecting Taylor Swift to shake off her clothing more in her brand new pop star pop ditty featuring pop beats and auto-tuned, well, lower your expectations. Still, there's no denying this high-spirited blonde has been hitting the gym hard and perfecting her six inches taller than all of her peers diva body.

We do get the classic ballerina, cheerleader, gym rat, and other costumed poses, but not nearly as much skin as I think you'll find when we post the new Nicki Minaj music video later. Taylor seems to be going after the Miley crowd without the body baring and crotch grabbing of that other pop music star. It's just not her thing. Which is a shame, because it would be rather stellar to see the statuesque Taylor Swift really shake things off. Maybe next time. Enjoy.

Selena Gomez Daisy Dukes and Boots May Be the Death of Me

Te amo, Selena. How much does the minxy hot Selena Gomez torture me. Ever looking more sextastic. Ever returning to the infected clutches of The Devil's Midget like a mind enslaved victim of some horrible hypnosis. Selena, I wish I could quit you. But, just look at you in your shorts and knee high boots. Boots! I love boots. And on those toned alluring legs of yours that seem to defy your very petite stature. I'm deeply in lust. We just need to fix this one ever so itchy problem that smothers you like a small wet blanket.

Just say the word Selena and I will pack your little Svengali up in a tiny FedEx box and ship him back to Canada, by way of Antarctica. Then we can more cleanly be together and discuss how your Daisy Dukes and boots are really making me feel. Enjoy.

Cora Deitz Topless Perfection Beach Shoot in Interviu

 

You could ask yourself what a Carolina girl is doing topless on the cover of a Spanish magazine, or you could just delight visually in the lust you have found. I choose to focus my energies entirely to my eyeballs to take in the passion inducing body of Cora Deitz and her perfectly pert and perty funbags in Interviu magazine. Wow, Cora may just be getting one lucky dinner invitation to the Sizzler soon from a famous blogger who isn't famous. I'm sure she's excited.

Cora has been doing a bunch of international modeling in manly men's magazines and the like, so the young sextastic beauty is beginning to make a name for herself. We will help as best possible to get her name, and, naturally, her ridiculously hot body, out there as well. It's only three syllables. But a far more complex bit of entertainment. Enjoy.

Minka Kelly Braless Nipple Pokes Her Most Exciting Work in Years

Let's be honest. I'd shank any of you in the showers for sixty seconds of conjugal time with Minka Kelly. She's hot. She's always been hot. She will always be hot. But, she's super boring from the gentleman ogler's perspective. Always covered in public running to and fro her various appointments. Rarely out decked out. Rarely showing much skin. Rarely giving us the treats we so desperately desire from this sextastic siren. She seems content with the modest and demure life, we obviously can not be so content.

So, to see Minka out in a fitted dress with apparently no bra and her headlights working their way toward the sunlight was quite a thrill. It might be a standard for many lust-inducing celebrities we cover, but for Minka, this is a major reveal and something of a show stopper. Oh, how we wish for much more from Minka. But for today, I shall seek solace in the Minka nips and those absolutely perfect melons beneath. Enjoy.