Eila Adams Nekkid SkyDiving for the Naked News (VIDEO)

 

There's almost nothing the girls of Naked News won't do to cover a story. I should add, nothing they won't do to cover a story while in the complete buff. Naked News anchor Eila Adams takes on the task of skydiving while completely naked, which I'm quite certain is one of the few possible things that could get me to jump out of a perfectly good airplane. Chasing after a naked woman plummeting before me.

Check out the Eila Adams Naked Skydiving Video (NSFW) for your action sports fill of the day. And be sure to get an Ego discounted Naked News $6 monthly membership because it's one of the very best things out there on the web. I mean, if you like to see girls report the news in the nude, and also skydive, bowl, Pilates, fish, swim, play soccer, and other fun things in the raw. Enjoy.

Cara Delevingne Wet and Sextastic for Fashion Pimping

I'm not sure if my views on Cara Delevingne are influenced by the fact that she's young and hot and famous and sleeping with a bunch of women who I can only dream of ever bedding in my lifetime. But probably so. It's a general desire for her model body combined with a respect for her game. She knows something I don't. I have to admire that. Even while I think about the sea water undressing her from whatever it is she's pimping in this John Hardy advertising campaign.

As a young successful model and socialite, I'm going to go ahead and imagine she might be a bit of a high maintenance girlfriend. The kind a Michelle Rodriguez might be able to tame while perhaps some of us could not. Nevertheless, her entire world seems rather alluring to me, beginning with her looks rolling around in the sands on the beach. They don't just pass out those six-figure modeling paychecks to anyone. Cara Delevingne has got some serious skills. Enjoy.

Michelle Monaghan Topless Sweetness and Blissful Bottom Goodness

 

Though still in very limited release, the rather serious film Fort Bliss came out this weekend. I think it's also available on digital download now. While the coming home war story may or may not be for you, what I suspect will interest you in the delightfully delicious brunette Michelle Monaghan who I just recently saw from beginning to end in True Detective finally, getting topless and also flashing her beautiful bare hiney for her role in this film.

There's always something extra sweet when a sextastic celebrity you happen to be super lusting comes right along and appears quite unclothed onscreen or occasionally just so happens to have alluring photos stored on the impenetrable iCloud system. Either way, it's like a symphony of feelings unleashed upon you. I see nothing but a bright future for Michelle Monaghan and nothing but a bright future for she and I together for the next ten to fifteen minutes. Sometimes, that can feel like a lifetime. Enjoy.

Eva Green, Juno Temple Topless, Rosario Dawson and Jessica Alba and the Girls of Sin City 2

 

I didn't want Sin City 2: A Dame to Kill For was generally considered a box office flop, and critical reviews were rather mixed on the Frank Miller sequel, I wouldn't want it to leave our visual skinematic landscape without a tribute to the lovely ladies that were the better part of the motion picture endeavor.

While Jessica Alba did not fully reveal herself, her stripping wanton ways will never go unappreciated. The MILFtastic mama gets naughtier in this film than you're likely to ever see her posing again. There's something to be said for that. Like 'hot damn'. Eva Green is ever dependable with her fine pair of puppies bared for the audience as she does in so many of her fine onscreen work. Rosario Dawson is ever hot bodied and Juno Temple adds some topless spice as well as another daring thespianic of the bold and hottie variety. You certainly can not be disappointed with the leading ladies of Sin City 2. I guarantee it will own a spot in my home library when thusly available. Enjoy.

Casey Batchelor Bikini Poolside Exhibition Times in Dubai

Caeey Batchelor claims she actually had a funbag reduction of sorts. I'm not particularly seeing it, although I do have an alarm set up that is supposed to warm me globally of such events.

The brunette glamour model and TOWIE starlet was soaking up the sun and tons of attention from international ogling gentleman at a hotel in Dubai over the weekend. Casey appears rather comfortabe with whatever it is she has done to her curvaceous female form. I bet she'd be a little less comfortable with what I have planned for the very same divine apparatus. Enjoy.

Lizzy Caplan and Michelle Batista Topless in the Boob Tube Roundup (VIDEO)

 

Any Boob Tube Roundup that begins with Lizzy Caplan and her happy mams of joy is going to be a smiling inducing Roundup. I could stare at Lizzy Caplan's bare funbags all day long. I often have. Once I made it two whole days without ever rising from my chair. They have seats that make this possible. She really is a mesmerizing topless delight.

Along with Lizzy, this week's Boob Tube Roundup features her cast-mate on Masters of Sex Caitlin Fitzgerald topless, Michelle Batista truly ginger hot in HBO Brazil's O Negocio series, Caitriona Balfe showing off her ta-ta- skills in Outlander, and Lubna Abazl working the on top boobtastic magic in The Honourable Woman. A few shows there that don't get tons of press, but deserve your attention. If for no other reason than the luscious ladies involved. Enjoy.

The Three Breasted Woman Everyone Is Talking About And Other Fine Things To Ogle

Jasmine Tridevil has three boobs, at best, you have two. She wins, sort of. (WWTDD)

Jennifer Lopez's sheer bodysuit reminds us she's still very much hot. (Huffington Post)

Claudia Galanti's cleavage can be seen from space. (Hollywood Tuna)

Got a case of the Mondays? Check out Emanuela De Paula in a bikini and cheer up! (Popoholic)

Selena Gomez in pigtails AND a bikini? Hanukkah came early! (The Superficial)

This Alaskan news reporter quit on the air to go sell weed. (TMZ)