What a day for brunettes. Long live the raven-haired beauties, such as vastly underrated Brazilian model Ashley Sky who we see so much of on social media and in my nightly REM sleep dreams, but not often enough posing on the beach in revealing swimsuits. Not for my needs at least.
Ashley Sky managed to do with the one piece swimsuit what many girls in bikinis can't even do in term of exhibitionism. It really was a work of art from a fine painter of the body sextastic. Oh, those groovy curves nearly falling out of her swimsuit. I almost began to cry. Women always take that the wrong way, but I always appreciate their desire to comfort me as they would a wounded child. Which is pretty close to the truth.
Ashley Sky, don't ever go changing. But if you do change, take selfies. You are so damn hot. Enjoy.
Lea Michele Bikini Nip Slips, Hot Bottoms, And Everything Good in Between
Whoa, when Lea Michele lets go, she really lets go. Now I can't let go. The Glee actress has been hitting the hot spots of the European Riviera this past week, including her turn in a bikini off the coast of Italy like many of her Hollywood celebrity peers. Only Lea blessed us with some bare nipple poking out of her green bikini top, a very sweet compliment to her rather fine wet bikini thumper.
Lea Michele gets something of a bad rap in the City of Angels. I think much of it goes with the territory of being a successful woman and getting the 'bitchy' label. My guess is that term of affection is no more or less common around these parts than it is among the hottest girls in any any walk of life. There's a natural tendency to be a little needy when you have so many people offering to service your needs. Oh, that I could service Lea's. We wouldn't even need that silly bikini top in the first place. Lea, someday I'll have my yacht, please wait for me. Keep that asstastic constant. Enjoy.