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Alexina Graham Lingerie Pictures for Ginger Spells and Matrimonial Tricks

By Bill Swift | May 24, 2013 @ 10:06 am

Alexina Graham Hot in La Redoute Lingerie 2013

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Not sure how we've missed ginger hottie Alexina Graham in the past, but at 22-years of age, this redheaded Britty super-delicious model is already a veteran in her industry. That industry being selling shizz to the ladyfolks while the gentlemen stand in the back and ogle her fine form.

In her lastest work for La Redoute lingerie, Alexina continues the fine tradition of convincing men that marriage is all about seeing your beautiful bride on her wedding night in some naughty lingerie and some very grateful feelings she desperately needs to express. And, then, yeah, ignore what's behind the curtain for the next several decades. Oh, pshaw, let's sweep away my negative feelings on the subject matter and indulge in the matrimonial fantasy along with Alexina. After all, a tall boobtastic ridiculously hot ginger is allowed to help you lose your senses. Enjoy.

LILY ALDRIDGE DID HER PART TO MAKE MARRIAGE LOOK AMAZING

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Heather Graham Fully Frontal, Rooney Mara Topless, and True Blood Boobtastic in the Mr. Skin Minute (VIDEO)

By Bill Swift | May 24, 2013 @ 9:39 am

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I know we're in the thick of the blockbuster movie season, but, as always, our ballbuster movie aficionados at Mr. Skin have compiled a short list of what to see on the screen this weekend if you happen to be one of those guys who likes seeing sextastic celebrities baring their bodies. That would be 99.9% of you. The remainder of the audience here is my mom and the cousins.

This week's Mr. Skin Minute features Heather Graham not topless in Hangover III, but definitely flashing all in Boogie Nights, Rooney Mara getting topless and jiggy with it in Side Effects now out on Blu-Ray, and similarly out now the fifth season of True Blood featuring various and assorted sweet looking supernatural ladies taking off their clothes. It's all good and all within the privacy of your own home viewing experience. Enjoy.

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Gaming’s Whacked Out Week: Butts, Dogs and… Tech-Savvy Weathermen

By Chris Littlechild | May 24, 2013 @ 9:05 am

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This week’s Xbox One reveal can’t have escaped the attention of the gaming-inclined amongst us. Sadly, though, the media furor that ensued didn’t answer the most important question of all: Say, what does that dumbass weatherman from Channel 58 think about the new console?

After all, could you sleep without hearing the expert opinion/random BS-ings of a dickish meteorologist on the Xbox One’s prospects? Of course you couldn’t, but fear not. This installment of the Whacked Out Week has you covered.

Suckle at our teat of crazy above for such other wonderment as tiny winged asses and Call of Duty: Ghosts (definitely not) offering bizarre dog-breed DLC.
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Paz Vega, Stacy Keibler, Alessandra Ambrosio Highlight the Hotties at the Cannes amfAR Gala

By Bill Swift | May 24, 2013 @ 8:37 am

Stacy Keibler, Paz Vega and More Hotties at Amfar's 20th Gala in the Cannes

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You know I love me a good celebrity gala. I mean, theoretically speaking. I never really get invited so much, so I'm a bit more like Cinderella watching the highfalutin proceedings from afar, wishing my fairy godmother would arrive with a carriage. I mean, I'm that, but more manly, obviously. Still, how I do wish I could attend one of these high end amfAR shindigs around the globe that bring out all the model hotties in their finest and often most revealing gowns. And bling too, if you're into that, though my preference lies in what dangles beneath the dangling diamonds.

The amfAR gala in Cannes last night brought out some serious good looking women in the form of Paz Vega, Alessandra Ambrosio, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, Stacy Keibler, and more. It's an event at which I really think I could've cleaned up. As in, cleaning up the actual event with a broom was probably my only chance to attend. Still, there's nothing like a dream to keep the redheaded stepchild smiling well into the night. Enjoy.

LAST YEAR'S AMFAR GALA IN CANNES WHERE I ALSO WASN'T INVITED

Nina Dobrev Shines in a Purple Dress at AMFAR Cinema

Kim Kardashian Shows Legs in Yellow Dress at AMFAR Cinema

Kylie Minogue in a Low Cut Red Dress at AMFAR Cinema

Janet Jackson is Boobtastic in a White Dress at AMFAR Cinema

Kate Upton in Blue Dress at AMFAR Cinema

Jessie J is Leggy in a Red Dress at AMFAR Cinema

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Nicole Neal Topless Supergirl for Woman of Steel Sensations

By Bill Swift | May 24, 2013 @ 8:23 am

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Nicole Neal is a Topless Supergirl in Front Magazine 182

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Any followers of our weekly Battle of the Boobtastic know hottie Nicole Neal quite well, and hopefully pull the lever for her, so to speak. Now, check out the chesty sextastic blonde homaging the most super of superheroes, Superman himself in what surely must be a more inspiring bit of posing than you're likely to see from that British dude playing Super in the upcoming film.

We do so lust our cosplay here and thanks to the benevolence of good guys at Front magazine, we have a chance to see how amazing comics could be if only hot mostly nekkid girls were added to the mix. A frequent fantasy since about the age of seven. Enjoy.

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Anne Hathaway Camel Toe Is Anything But (Les) Miserable

By Bill Swift | May 24, 2013 @ 8:06 am

Anne Hathaway Camel Toe in Leggings in NYC

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Anne Flashes Lady Nest

Anne Hathaway Wardrobe Malfunction at the NYC Premiere of 'Les Miserables'

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Now, this is an unexpected surprise, though not like we haven't wished to see more of Anne Hathaway of late. An actress not shy about showing off for film roles, but rather reticent to create anything spectacle like in public. Especially since becoming married and a relatively self-important member of the acting craft. Well, minus her big flash last December, natch.

But, hark and behold, a camel toe of quite sweet proportions through the leggings of the seriously singing thespianic. A little wedge of love to remind us that not only is Anne human, she's a girl. A girl we'd love to help wiggle out of those stretch pants and into something more comfortable, like nothing. Someday. Enjoy.

Victoria Silvstedt Bikini Pictures So Big and Bold, the French Immediately Surrender

By Bill Swift | May 23, 2013 @ 3:32 pm

Victoria Silvstedt Flaunts Her Bikini Assets in France

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I'll say this for Playboy Playmate turned professional working girl turned trophy girlfriend Victoria Silvstedt. She's not hard to spot. With her two ginormous beacons of hope on full display in the South oF France, Victoria single-handedly answered all her critics who say she's nothing more than a hot blonde with a mighty set of funbags by showing off her hot blonde locks and mighyt set of funbags.

Hey, in life, it's not important what you do, just that you're good at what you do. Victoria Silvstedt is still very good at what she does. Enjoy.