Lindsay Lohan Outtakes Her Nipples for Muse

02:42 AM, Filed under: Celebrities \ Lindsay Lohan

Well, if you can think of a better way to start off a Monday morning than with some Lindsay Lohan nipple pictures, then I'm all ears. Some outtakes from Lindsay's infamous nude Muse photoshoot popped up over the weekend, and why these shots weren't included the first time around is beyond me. Of course, it just makes me wonder what else is being held back. Knowing Lindsay, probably a lot. Let's just hope the photographer didn't delete anything...

Link: Lindsay Lohan Outtakes Her Nipples for Muse

Tara Reid Playboy Nude Pictures. You're Welcome?

12:47 PM, Filed under: Celebrities \ Tara Reid

So, here's the story behind these Tara Reid nude Playboy pictures. Besides desperately needing any shred of attention she can get to revive her long dead career, Tara is making a big fuss about how it wasn't fair that people made fun of her horribly misshapen fake tits, and has decided to get naked in Playboy to show off her new fake tits in hopes that people will like her again. Nevermind the fact that Playboy Photoshopped her to hell here (and in the process actually made her look kind of attractive), we weren't making of fun of Tara for having a bad boob job. Well, not just that. We were making fun of her for having bad stomache liposuction leaving her belly a saggy waistland, walking around with her disfigured breasts hanging out and not even knowing it, and generally being a complete and utter drunken mess. Hope that clears things up.

Link: Tara Reid Playboy Nude Pictures. You're Welcome?

Weekend Links

12:00 PM, Filed under: Links

Blake Lievely busts out the cleavage. (Popoholic)

OMG! LaToya Jackson is really The Grinch. It all makes sense now. (DListed)

Now you can smell like Beyonce. (Pink is the New Blog)

Lindsay Lohan and Leonardo Dicaprio were at the same party, so that means they must be dating, right? (PopSugar)

Thank God Paris Hilton doesn't really have a twin sister. Too bad Angelina Jolie doesn't either. (CityRag)

Watch Nicolas Cage shoot a little girl in the chest. (CollegeHumor)

Link: Weekend Links

Stephanie Pratt Actually Looks Hot in Maxim

11:19 AM, Filed under: Celebrities \ Stephanie Pratt

I'm kinda disappointed with myself for actually posting pictures of the sister of the world's biggest douchebag asshole, but I've got to admit, and after all the soft lighting and photoshopping, these Stephanie Pratt bikini pictures from the January issue of Maxim magazine are actually pretty hot. I mean, even I have to admist that she's got one hell of an ass. Which is good, because it's a whole lot better than her face.

Link: Stephanie Pratt Actually Looks Hot in Maxim

Bar Refaeli Nude and Nipples

01:39 PM, Filed under: Celebrities \ Bar Refaeli

I have no idea where either of these pictures is from, but in one we have a young Bar Refaeli nude on the beach, and in the other, we can see Bar Refaeli's nipples through her swimsuit. And really, I think that's all we need to know.

Link: Bar Refaeli Nude and Nipples

Runaway With Me

01:16 PM, Filed under: Links

Kristen Stewart does her best worst Joan Jett impression. (DListed)

LaToya Jackson as Santa Clause will ruin Christmas forever. (Pink is the New Blog)

Leighton Meester is looking lusciously leggy. (Popoholic)

I really don't like that Carey Mulligan is dating Shia Ladouche. (PopSugar)

Who dresses worse: Lindsay Lohan, Britney Spears, or Mischa Barton. (CityRag)

Her name is Krystal, so she'll probably end up as a stripper. Which would be great. (CollegeHumor)

Link: Runaway With Me

Audrina Patridge Has Crazy Cleavage

01:05 PM, Filed under: Celebrities \ Audrina Patridge

Okay, I know it's no secret that Audrina Patridge has fake boobs, but HOLY CRAP!!!! I'm pretty sure that's the most cleavage I've ever seen on anyone ever. I don't know if she got new boobs, a new bra, or if it's just the angle, and her ridiculously skinny body, but whatever's going on here, I like it! Also, Audrina's friend in the 6 inch heels is nice too. I'm starting to think that Audrina having her own reality show wouldn't be such a bad idea. As long as she dresses like this the whole time.

Link: Audrina Patridge Has Crazy Cleavage

Courtney Love's Nipples are Dazed and Confused

12:03 PM, Filed under: Celebrities \ Courtney Love

You probably don't want to see these pictures of Courtney Love's nipples from the new issue of Dazed and Confused magazine, but I had to post them if only to ask one question: What the fuck!? Seriously, Dazed and Confused, what were you thinking? Courtney Love has enough problems without showing off that she really doesn't belong in a magazine, and especially not what amounts to being basically topless, except with that really not sexy bank robber in a stocking kind of look. Anyways, like I said, here's an example of what happens when everything, and I do mean everything goes wrong.

Link: Courtney Love's Nipples are Dazed and Confused

Eva Amurri Nude in Californication One Last Time (For Now)

01:02 PM, Filed under: Celebrities \ Eva Amurri

Well, Californication season 3 is done, so that means we'll have to try and get our Eva Amurri fix elsewhere for the timebeing, but at least the show left us with one last gift in the form of this Eva Amurri nude video. And in fact, this is the first time we've seen Eva Amurri naked, and not just topless. Of course, she is underwater, but you can still see quite a bit. So here's hoping they bring Eva back for the next season, because we haven't had nearly enough of her yet.

Watch the Videos:

Eva Amurri Nude Video from Californication - Part 1

Eva Amurri Nude Video from Californication - Part 2

Technical note: Some people have reported problems with the video player. Not sure what the problem is. It works on our end, but we're looking into it.

Link: Eva Amurri Nude in Californication One Last Time (For Now)

Hot Chick with Douchebag

12:58 PM, Filed under: Links

Carey Mulligan is dating Shia Ledouche? That sucks. (PopSugar)

No, Tiger Woods did not do it with Jessica Simpson. Or did he...?. (DListed)

Something died on Rihanna's head. (Pink is the New Blog)

Emmanuelle Chriqui is looking hotter than ever. (Popoholic)

Paris Hilton and Chantelle Houghton: Separated at wonky. (CityRag)

Want some Megan Fox? (CollegeHumor)

Another baby for Brangelina? (PopBytes)

Link: Hot Chick with Douchebag

Jessica Stroup is Super Sexy in Complex

12:24 PM, Filed under: Celebrities \ Jessica Stroup

Just how sexy is 90210 hottie Jessica Stroup? Why don't you take a look at these pictures from Complex magazine and find out for yourself? She my personal favourite on the show, and yes, I do watch it. And yes, I am ashamed of myself. Oh, and just one thing while you're looking at these pictures: Don't look at her hands...

Link: Jessica Stroup is Super Sexy in Complex

Doutzen Kroes Bikini Behind the Scenes

12:10 PM, Filed under: Celebrities \ Doutzen Kroes

Here's Doutzen Kroes, my current fave Victoria's Secret model, in some rather hot behind the scenes bikini pictures. It's kinda weird, but behind the scenes shots are often sexier than the actual photoshoot shots they were taken at. Maybe it's the voyeuristic aspect, or the fact that everything hasn't been Photoshopped to hell yet, but whatever it is, I just want more.

Link: Doutzen Kroes Bikini Behind the Scenes

Rihanna Topless in GQ

12:30 PM, Filed under: Celebrities \ Rihanna

Once again, GQ FTW. Continuing their streak of bringing the hottest hotties in the sexiest photoshoots, GQ now has Rihanna topless on the cover of their January 2010 issue. And while she isn't topless inside the magazine (booooo!), she is still damn sexy. And that Rihanna under-boob cleavage doesn't hurt none. Now, seriously, where do I apply for a job at GQ?

Link: Rihanna Topless in GQ

Better Safe Than Sorry

12:19 PM, Filed under: Links

Olivia Munn plays it safe. (CityRag)

It's Meryl Streep vs. Meryl Streep in the Golden Globes. (DListed)

Elin Nordegren isn't wearing her wedding ring. (Pink is the New Blog)

Guess what. Heather Graham is still really hot. (Popoholic)

Heidi Klum and her brood hit the mall. (PopSugar)

Hermione Granger in the hood. (CollegeHumor)

Link: Better Safe Than Sorry

Olivia Munn Topless Bikini Pictures from Maxim

11:49 AM, Filed under: Celebrities \ Olivia Munn

Well, if you liked yesterday's small Olivia Munn bikini picture preview from Maxim, then you're going to really love this post today because we've got the rest of the Olivia Munn bikini pictures from her Maxim magazine cover shoot, and yes, they're awesome. And yes, that top picture is Olivia Munn topless. Yeah.

Link: Olivia Munn Topless Bikini Pictures from Maxim