Eva Mendes Topless Pictures from Italian Vogue

11:06 AM, Filed under: Celebrities \ Eva Mendes

Yeah... so... um... Here's Eva Mendes topless in the new issue of Italian Vogue. It's okay, I'll wait...

So, as I was saying, Eva Mendes is topless in the new issue of Italian Vogue, and Oh. My. God. is she damned sexy. I mean, I'm not a foot fetush guy, but seeing Eva Mendes' breasts being massaged by a pair of feet is pretty freaking hot. Let me tell you, I like this whole famous ladies getting naked thing. I think it might catch on.

If you haven't started clicking on the pictures, now might be a good time.

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Down She Goes

10:43 AM, Filed under: Links

Ahahahaaahaha! Fergie eats pavement. (DListed)

Christina Ricci's looking sexy on Leno. (Popoholic)

Jennifer Aniston's ass vs. Elisha Cuthbert's ass. (CityRag)

Blast from the past: Jessica Alba's ass. (CollegeHumor)

Nicole Richie and baby do Bazaar magazine. (PopSugar)

Leighton Meester goes from Gossip Girl to Entourage. (Defamer)

Mariah Carey had her wedding planned out all along. (Pink is the New Blog)

Madonna heads to the gym. Again. (Just Jared)

Kelly Osbourne had one too many. (IDLYITW)

Is Katherine Heigl leaving Grey's Anatomy? (A Socialite's Life)

Britney wants to buy a house near Kevin. (Hollywood Rag)

Link: Down She Goes

Even More Elisha Cuthbert Bikini Pictures

09:49 AM, Filed under: Celebrities \ Elisha Cuthbert

Elisha Cuthbert is the gift that keeps on giving this week. Yes, this is the fourth Elisha Cuthbert bikini pictures post this week, but if you've got a problem with that, you're probably on the wrong website. Today, we've got Elisha in a star-spangled bikini, and she's looking to be in better spirits than the past couple days. I guess she's come to terms with the paparazzi snapping away, and I bet her publicist told her to shut up and smile.

Previously this week:

Elisha Cuthbert Nipple Slip?
More Elisha Cuthbert Bikini Pictures
Elisha Cuthbert Bikini Pictures

Oh yeah, more Elisha Cuthbert bikini pics after the jump.

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Elisabeth Hasselbeck Bikini Pictures from Fitness Magazine

01:11 AM, Filed under: Celebrities \ Elisabeth Hasselbeck

Once upon a time, Elisabeth Hasselbeck was the cute girl on Survivor. Now she's the annoying, idiotic, Republican girl on The View. Thankfully she's still cute, and TVs have mute buttons. And now with these Elisabeth Hasselbeck bikini pictures from Fitness Magazine, you can also add MILF to her resume. In fact, Hasselbeck donned her bikini to show off how she got back into shape after having a baby not long ago. Sadly, along with the baby weight, she seems to have also lost the gargantuan boobs she once had.

Link: Elisabeth Hasselbeck Bikini Pictures from Fitness Magazine

Kim Kardashian Gets Ass Reduction Treatment

12:40 AM, Filed under: Celebrities \ Kim Kardashian

I don't think Kim Kardashian gets it. The ONLY reason people "like" her is because her ass is a thing of constant fascination. How did her ass get so big? Is her ass actually real? How come she doesn't fall over more often? That's basically it. I don't think anyone watches her retarded reality show because they are interested in her "life." So why the hell did Kim Kardashian get ass reduction treatments!?

On her website, Kim writes about how she got "cellulite treatment" to get into top shape for some stupid calendar she's shooting for her boyfriend's birthday (and to sell on her website, naturally). It's a lame, and very obvious example of product placement, and makes her look even more ridiculous than before. Anyway, it's not like she even needed the ass reduction, since they could have just done it digitally when they were so obviously photoshopping these pictures.

So what's my point? Well, I guess it's that you have no reason left to care about Kim Kardashian in any way. You're welcome.

Link: Kim Kardashian Gets Ass Reduction Treatment

Elisha Cuthbert Nipple Slip?

02:20 PM, Filed under: Celebrities \ Elisha Cuthbert

I'm not sure exactly what's going on here, but it's possible that there might be an Elisha Cuthbert nipple slip in here somewhere. It looks like all Elisha's underwater activity may have led to a minor wardrobe malfunction, but she may have caught it before we did, and adjusted her bikini top quicker than we might have liked. Or did she? Zooming in on this possible nipple slip picture might reveal a bit of Elisha's nipple, or a shadow from her thumb. Who knows.

Nipple slip or not, though, we do have some nice under-boob cleavage, a rare sight indeed. Also, there's over 100 Elisha Cuthbert bikini pictures in this set because I'm seriously crazy.

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She's Bendy

01:44 PM, Filed under: Links

I want to be on of Kylie Minogue's dancers. (Pink is the New Blog)

A nice long look at Jessica Simpson's ass. (CollegeHumor)

Be thankful Amy Winehouse isn't completely naked. (DListed)

Which celebrities have moms who are MILFs? (PopSugar)

Miranda Kerr is very kissable. (Popoholic)

Nicole Richie is back at traffic school. (Just Jared)

Britney Spears gets to spend more time with her kids. (IDLYITW)

Angelina Jolie is having twin girls? Please put me suspended animation for the next 18 years. (A Socialite's Life)

Amy Winehouse was arrested. Again. (CelebSlam)

Is Mariah Carey high? (CityRag)

Jennifer Lopez and Dina Lohan are the top celebrity moms? On what basis? (Hollywood Rag)

Kelly Osbourne walked into a wall. (Popbytes)

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Ashlee SImpson's Cleavage is Wow

01:24 PM, Filed under: Celebrities \ Ashlee Simpson

Bam! Jessica Simpson better watch her back (or rather her front), because it looks like baby sister Jessica Simpson is the busty one of the bunch now. With the simple one-two punch of a very low neck t-shirt, and a great push-up bra, Ashlee Simpson's cleavage is finally making her somewhat interesting. But could this be more than just a good bra? Could this actually be proof that Ashlee has a bun in the oven. Who cares! Boobs!

Photo credit: X17

Link: Ashlee SImpson's Cleavage is Wow

More Elisha Cuthbert Bikini Pictures

12:18 PM, Filed under: Celebrities \ Elisha Cuthbert

You know how some people look even hotter when they're angry? Well, Elisha Cuthbert isn't one of them. Elisha was none too happy with the paparazzi snapping away at her on vacation in Hawaii, taking all these Elisha Cuthbert bikini pictures, and it definitely shows in her expression. Unfortunately, that means she doesn't look very pretty in quite a few of these shots. Thankfully, Elisha does look damn good in a bikini, so you're probably not looking at her face anyway.

Check out yesterday's Elisha Cuthbert bikini pictures for a slightly prettier, and much sexier looking Elisha.

And also check out the many more Elisha bikini pics after the jump.

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Madonna is Kissing Girls Again

11:27 AM, Filed under: Celebrities \ Madonna

Here's Madonna desperately trying to get attention for her new album by kissing one of her female dancers during a performance last night at the Olympia theatre in Paris. Yes, Madonna is kissing girls again. It was hot back when she was kissing Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera, but that's because Britney and Christina were still hot sluts back then. Now they're just sluts. And so is Madonna. Although I'm not sure slut is the right term for Madonna. What's the word for a male slut?

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Link: Madonna is Kissing Girls Again

Rihanna: Still Hot, Still Knows It

10:31 AM, Filed under: Celebrities \ Rihanna

Rihanna is one of those girls who knows she's hot. She has no doubts as to her hotness. It doesn't matter what she's wearing. Whether it's Rihanna in S&M leather, or Rihanna in a bikini, or Rihanna in chic outfits like she is here for the new issue of Elle, Rihanna always looks good, and you best believe she konws it. Which is why she can get away with putting on a sub-par show, yet everyone still loves her.

Link: Rihanna: Still Hot, Still Knows It

Mila Kunis Nude Video from "Boot Camp"

01:47 PM, Filed under: Celebrities \ Mila Kunis

OMG! Here's a Mila Kunis nude video from a movie she did called Boot Camp. You've probably never heard of it because it went straight to DVD. And even if you rent movies, you still wouldn't have heard of it, because it went straight to DVD in Europe. Ouch. I, for one, can't figure out why it didn't get distribution in North America. Did no one see the Mila Kunis nude scene?

Note: The clip is dubbed in French, but it doesn't really matter what they're saying, because all you want is to see Mila Kunis naked. The voice is actually very similar to Mila's though, so it really sounds like she's speaking French, making it that much sexier.

Watch the Video:

Mila Kunis Nude Video from Boot Camp

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Lindsay, Lindsay, Lindsay

12:49 PM, Filed under: Celebrities \ Lindsay Lohan

Lindsay Lohan stole this fur coat. (A Socialite's Life)

Lindsay Lohan hits on Nicole Richie's man. (DListed)

Lindsay Lohan sideboob. (CollegeHumor)

So, um, Ashlee Simpson still doesn't look pregnant. (Pink is the New Blog)

Isla Fisher is cute, and so is her kid. (PopSugar)

Hilary Duff does the cowboy boots right. (Popoholic)

Why does Keira Knightley always look so sad? (Defamer)

Another custody hearing for Britney Spears. (Just Jared)

Madonna performed at the Roseland Ballroom in New York. (IDLYITW)

Paris Hilton shows us her "puppies." (CityRag)

Tom Cruise launches TomCruise.com. (Hollywood Rag)

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Elisha Cuthbert Bikini Pictures!

11:25 AM, Filed under: Celebrities \ Elisha Cuthbert

Wow, now this is something to wake up to! I love Elisha Cuthbert bikini pictures, because Elisha Cuthbert looks awesome in a bikini, I think you'll agree. She's not all butch like Pink. She isn't old like Heather Locklear. And she definitely isn't all cottage-cheesey like Mischa Barton. I guess you could say she's the Goldilocks of celebrity bikinis. Just right. I'd like to make a comment about the three little pigs, but that wouldn't be nice.

Lots more Elisha Cuthbert bikini pictures from Hawaii with Hockey player boyfriend, Dion Phaneuf of the Calgary Flames after the jump.

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Bai Ling Nipple Slip Bikini Pictures

10:20 AM, Filed under: Celebrities \ Bai Ling

Another day, another Bai Ling nipple slip, it seems. These were taken on the same day as those Pink and Bai Ling bikini pictures, but after all the fun in the kayaks, it looks like Bai had a close call with a big wave. But not only did she get the knocked the wind out of her, she also got her nipple knocked out her bikini top. Or did one of her nipples actually get knocked back in? You can never tell with Bai Ling.

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