Oh, it's good to be back from my brief break. Sure, it was an honor to receive the Pasty White Blogger of the Year at the Computer Monitor Glazed Eyes Awards in Laughlin this week. Not to mention the gaggle of hot female bloggers in attendance. Yes, they're all as good looking as the male bloggers if you can imagine. But, be it ever so humble and filled with pornography, there really is no place like home. And on a Friday thankfully. Just in time to rip open the Reader Finds email bag and see what nekkid fun lay inside. Will the wonderments never cease? I sure hope not.
This week's Reader Finds includes Polish hottie Magdalena Frackowiak topless modeling and Kate Upton topless on her horse (thank you to EgoReader 'David M.' for the double shot), Anais Pouliot topless modeling her own hot self (kudos to 'Chris' with an assist from 'David M.'), Rita Ora nip slip big time on stage (observed dutifully by 'Alex'), Gabrielle Anwar topless grow'd up child actress goodness (many obliges to 'Anzio'), Czech sweet model Denise Miliani in bikini and lingerie (dropped off by 'Sag'), Magui Bravi hot booty selfies (dios mio provided by 'Juan'), Alan Thicke's wife Tanya Callau see through sheer black top (nipple growing pains from 'Beast'), Emily Mortimer topless on the silver screen (Em's mams courtesy of 'Amy H.'), topless thespianics from the Hungover Games spoof movie (blessing bestowed by 'Darren'), Lucy Liu topless striptease (fun times via 'Deemy'), kooky Helena Bonham Carter topless in a serious role (bare Bonhams gifted by 'Franks'), Candice Swanepoel topless in Vogue Italy (so much goodness handed over by 'Eric B.'), Mimi Rogers amazing funbags in The Rapture (big 'ums handpicked by 'Enrique'), the sextastic Elle Basey showing off her ridiculous yams (so many smiles provided by 'Ray'), Monica Bellucci in one of her many foreign films (oh, those amazing chest puppies done up by 'Dave H.'), throwback wayback of a rather young Elizabeth Hurley showing off her puppies onscreen (wows initiated by 'Ems'), more Emily Mortimer topless as if there could be too much (this dose of lady humps via 'Session'), Kim Delaney topless in an early role (whoa, this was rather pleasantly surprising thanks to 'Steve'), hottie Nicole Beharie topless in Shame (the goodness continued by 'Ramona'), Sophie Marceau doing as the French do, topless (merci to 'Grant' for these stills), Saffron Burrows bare and delightful thumper (underrated goodies transmitted by 'Owen'), and last, but not least, some delicious views of Ali Cobrin in her American Reunion titillating triumph. It's almost too much, but no, just right. Enjoy.
Scarlett Johansson Nude in Under the Skin, Full Frontal Nekkid Kind of Nude At Much Better Resolution
Scarlett Johansson is naked.
Well, so goes the progression from blurry to less blurry kinds of wonderful views of sextastic siren Scarlett Johansson finally fully frontal and topless in Under the Skin, the film we've only been waiting to visually gawk since first new of Scarlett's dare to bare alien role was announced in about 2011. Is it worth the wait? Well, not until we have Blu-Ray release can we probably expect to feast peeps upon the best possible resolution of Scarlett topless and muffin flashing in this film, but if this look at some lit up versions of her stills from the film are any indication, it can only be more kinds of wonderful.
Did I mention Scarlett Johansson nekkid? Indeed, how long have we waited for an even more revealing peek than she granted in her cell phone selfies? A long time indeed. But just look at this fine funbags and that lady nest I can hear calling my name. I mean, my name, plus some kind of alluring come on to gain my compliance. I assure you that part is not necessary.
Scarlett Johansson sweet melons and bush. Oh, happy days! Enjoy.
(Thank you kindly to ever so many of you who forwarded us these photos. Too many to name, but, all of you, great men and women in your own regard. We love it.)