Ariana Grande Upskirt Schoolgirl Hotness Pimping Hard in Tokyo

You can call yourself a pop star, but until you crack Japan wide-open, you're just a dreamer. So, Ariana Grande took her hot self and wickedly sweet body and packed a few plaid miniskirts and headed to Tokyo to promote her new album. The fans went wild. It was her Live at Budokan moment, especially when her skirt flitted up high enough to show off not just her perfectly toned legs, but some nice peeks of her panties, driving the the more serious oglers in the back somewhat crazy.

I would hardly blame the Japanese for their hot girls in schoolgirl outfit fetish thing. I don't wish to be the pot calling the kettle black. But let's just say Ariana Grande nearly set Tokyo ablaze with the heat flowing off her developed and grown up, but decidedly tease co-ed like body. Ariana is currently firing on all cylinders. I feel I may soon be the same if I keep peeking up her skirt. Enjoy.

Michelle LaGonrod Sizzles Topless in Black Lingerie and Pure Unadulterated Lust

 

If you happen to like wicked hot Venezuelan models who've moved to Mexico to seek fame and fortune and magazines the splendidly focus on hot nekkid Latinas, then you're going to be heels over head for Michelle LaGonrod and her silky stocking covered body of delights.

Michelle is featured in this month's H Para Hombres magazine, showing off various passion inducing poses and a body so hot, you can fry an egg on it from 500 feet away. Seeing Michelle like this only reminds me I need to expedite my Spanish language classes, most especially the one where I train in the use of naughty idioms. There are so many things I'd love to do with Michelle in Spanish. Oh, dios mio. I am in lust! Enjoy.

Victoria Silvstedt Stretching Preening Playboy Playmate Body in Central Park

If you've got it, why not flaunt it. Oh, sure, I know as well as you that girls like Victoria Silvstedt don't hit the middle of central park on a sunny weekend day in booty shorts and start stretching in long alluring positions on the ground unless they want an audience. And, so what. I'm the audience and I am quite delighting in the free entertainment. I mean, stretching is a serious business for the stretcher, but for the ogler, it's just a wonderful opportunity to see limbs and body parts floundering askew and revealing.

Victoria Silvstedt is more often seen in various foreign ports of call. It's nice to see her in Manhattan making the most of a Sunday and the ability of men in the park to pretend not to be staring right at her and hoping they don't get any wood in front of a crowd. It's called drama. New York is full of it. Enjoy.

Rita Ora Deep Delicious Cleavetastic for London Fashion Week

If you thought Fashion Week was over, think again. Fashion Week is never over! Never. It just moves from place to place like some kind of intractable rash. This week the fashion plates are all in London doing exactly what they did in New York last week only doing it with a British accent. And British boobtastic.

Rita Ora made a memorable appearance over the weekend at one of the many fine fabrics events, showing off her precious pert melons in a very revealing top. For a moment, I really thought her funbags were going to dangle forth from her top. Now, that would be fashion. Alas, Fashion Week isn't that cool. Rita, let's push the envelope even more when thing shebang gets to Paris. Enjoy.

Lizzy Caplan Topless, Gretchen Mol Topless, Rachel Korine Topless, It’s the Boob Tube Roundup (VIDEO)

 

The best boobtastic of today's celebrity, outside of hacked Clouds, exists on the small screen as the big screen leans ever more toward child robot fare. Not that there's anything wrong with child robot fare, it is my standard date film. But grown up movies for grown ups with grown up body parts are becoming ever more extinct. Meanwhile, on the small screen, funbags are thriving.

This week's Boob Tube Roundup includes a long look at Lizzy Caplan topless once more in Masters of Sex. What a dame as they used to say in the 50's, I think. Also making a chesty appearance, Gretchen Mol in the final season of Boardwalk Empire, something we haven't seen from her since the earlier seasons of the show. And, lastly, Rachel Korine flashes her gingerly teats in The Knick, continuing its first season run to much sextastic acclaim. Three fine ladies, six honking honkers. It's the Boob Tube Roundup. Enjoy.

Lisa Opie Hot Yoga And Other Fine Things to Ogle

Lisa Opie's sexy yoga pose almost makes me want to do yoga. Almost. (Hollywood Tuna)

You know what's sexy? Hot girls in sports bras. (The Chive)

Kim Kardashian cheers on topless girls at Kanye show. (Drunken Stepfather)

Kate Hudson looks hot as F in a crop top in Women's Health Magazine. (Huffington Post)

Things like Nicole Meyer in lingerie is why I get up in the morning. (Popoholic)

Miss Ohio, MacKenzie Bart, is hot but she needs to stop playing with puppets. (Dlisted)

Serena Williams in a bikini is a beautiful sight to behold. (TMZ)

Claudia Romani Bikini Thumper Has Almost Agreed to Be My Dear Belusted

I feel like I'm making progress with Claudia Romani and her killer tush. The wicked hot bodied Roman beach goddess is no longer returning my love letters to her hiney with threats of legal prosecution, restraining orders, and jokes about how horrible my favorite NFL team are. Just marked unread. I like to think this means I'm making headway. I'm a guy who takes the long term approach to getting what I want. It might take 200 years, but I'll get there eventually.

Claudia, every time your moon makes an appearance on Miami Beach I feel like the sun has just risen for the very first time. Do you see how poetic I am about your asstastic? It's time to let your bottom side say yes to my proposals. I will treat those twin buns of happiness with such respect save for 30 minutes a day when it will be booty play time, no holds barred. Like an all-skate at the rink. Turn on the Warrant and have at it. But for 23.5 hours a day, just chivalry. Enjoy.