Olivia Culpo Wants YOU to Stay Home

Olivia Culpo is using the Pandemic as an excuse to show off her booty!

The former pageant girl who managed to date a Jonas brother long enough to get followers on social media, followers she decided to pivot into her influener business, where she gets paid WAY too much money from brands to promote their products, while pretending to be some fashion icon, or fitness icon, or guru who has life all figured out.

Since the Jonas brother relationship, she has turned to the NFL where she has become a "goal post" in her own right, where the athletes kick their own balls between her vertical "bars"...if you know what I mean.

The Rhode Island girl, raised with brothers, understands what guys like and I guess is partially why she's won as hard as she's won, assuming this is winning.

I appreciate her efforts to take the Pandemic and make it about her or her leggings with this straight up butt shot that she can position as giving helpful advice.

The whole thing is quite silly, but I'll always stare at a booty in leggings!