Sofia Vergara

Sofia Vergara Drops the Perfect Bodily Curves in Blue

By Bill Swift | June 19, 2012 @ 3:37 pm

Sofia Vergara Shows Her Curves in a Tight Blue Dress

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I'm really not sure in what factory they built the body-perfect Colombian actress and model Sofia Vergara, but I'd like to give that factory a big old award of excellence in manufacturing. I've been looking for a few years now and still unable to find a single flaw on the Vergara design.

And it's not like the veteran sextastic is hiding that body behind some baggy clothes or loose-fitting shmata. No, turning 40 in just three weeks time, this amazing looking lady hits the town in outfits such as this skin tight blue numbers the highlighted every amazing inch of her lust-inducing Latina body. Just so effin' hot I want to cry. Enjoy.

SOFIA VERGARA AND ANY TIGHT LOW CUT BLUE DRESS WILL PRETTY MUCH DO

Sofia Vergara in a Cleavy Top on the Set of Modern Family

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Egotastic! Ode to Summer As Sofia Vergara and Alessandra Ambrosio Battle It Out in Sunday Sundresses

By Bill Swift | June 11, 2012 @ 1:35 pm

Sofia Vergara in a Flirty Yellow Dress Leaving NYC Hotel

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Yes, I know, I'm showing my soft side here, but when the warm weather of summer comes around, and the hot girls get into their sheer little dresses, well, I can't help but melancholy hark back to memories of childhood and staring up all the dresses of my teachers and mum's friends who wore the same. Such are our innocent memories of youth, laden with a good bit of naughty.

ALESSANDRA AMBROSIO LIKE A SUPER HOT NAVEL ORANGE

Alessandra Ambrosio in a Short Orange Summer Dress

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So, to celebrate summer, we are pitting the ever-muy-sexual Sofia Vergara in her little yellow sundresses in N.Y.C. against Victoria's Secret model Alessandra Ambrosio in her little red-orange sundress in ever sunny Los Angeles. Who reigns summer supreme?

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Jessica Alba Bentover Boobtastic Highlights Glamour Woman of the Year Awards

By Bill Swift | May 30, 2012 @ 9:48 am

Jessica Alba in Black Lace at the Glamour Woman of the Year Awards

Eva Longoria in a Tight Orange Dress at the Glamour Woman of the Year Awards

Sofia Vergara Looks Spicy in Her Red Dress at the Glamour Woman of the Year Awards

Lea Michele Shines in Blue at the Glamour Woman of the Year Awards

Kelly Rowland in Black Silk at the Glamour Woman of the Year Awards

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Well, there were a number of superb celeb hotties at the Glamour Woman of the Years Awards last night in London town, the likes of Sofia Vergara, Lea Michele, Eva Longoria, and Kelly Rowland (who looked especially amazing), but nobody really could steal the scene from uber-sextastic Jessica Alba, most especially when she made an impromptu bend forward to retrieve an item off the ground and revealed a very sweet down top show of her twin MILFtastic wonderements.

I'm not exactly sure how Glamour magazine decides on its voting for Woman of the Year, or what it really means beyond who has the prettiest accessories that match well with their shoes, but as much as the genders may disagree on their evaluation of female beauty, somehow they came up with a very nice list of hotties for their awards. Enjoy.

OH, DAMN, JESSICA ALBA HOTNESS IS HARD TO TOP

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Sofia Vergara in Black Stretch Pants Just Has to Be Awesome

By Bill Swift | May 14, 2012 @ 9:33 am

Sofia Vergara in her Black Stretch Pants Heads to the Gym in NYC

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Yes, it's the highly typical female celebrity gym look these days -- stretch pants, tight top, $5,000 handbag, $300 sunglasses -- kind of the gym meets Rodeo Drive lunching. But when it's Sofia Vergara in said skin tight workout gear, then not only do we pay attention, but we check the sensation of what feels like the dropping of a third nut, because this newly single veteran hottie makes our anatomy shift and contort into all types of unorthodox poses.

Sofia Vergara is freshly single and ready to make you tingle, which should make the mingling part for her come quite naturally. Enjoy.

MEATy CHEWY TASTY SOFIA VERGARA BIKINI BODY PICTURES

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Jessica Alba, Sara Jean Underwood, and Aubrey O’Day Among the Hotties Showing Off in This Week’s Sextastic Twitpic Roundup

By Bill Swift | May 10, 2012 @ 1:25 pm

Aubrey O'Day Showing Butt Crack While Trying on a Dress

Jessica Alba and Sofia Vergara Celebrating Cinco De Mayo

Jessica Alba before The Met Costume Gala

Elizabeth Gillies Busty in White Tank Top

Alexa Vega Trying on dress in Dressing Room

Amanda Holden Sideboob Shot Prepping for Britain's Got Talent TV Show

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It's something like a phenomenon, baby. These hot celebrities just can't stop celebrating their own hotness by way of Twitter, Tumblr, Facebook, and other media where they get to control what goes out there of their own image. And, by control, I mean they simply can't get enough of showing themselves off to the general public. Without egos, there'd be no Egotastic!

This week's Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes the precious delights of Jessica Alba and Sofia Vergara partying together on Cinco De Mayo, Sara Jean Underwood flashing her every ready cleavage, Adrianne Curry in some memorably revealing poses, Aubrey O'Day showing lots of nekkid butt, and so much more goodness, it must be seen to be be-lusted. Enjoy.

Sofia Vergara Dumps Long Time Rich Boyfriend; Somewhat Less Than Rich Egotastic Stands Ready to Rebound

By Bill Swift | May 9, 2012 @ 4:07 pm

It is with a heavy heart that we announce the breaking up of Sofia Vergara and the rich dude from Florida she's been dating for the past couple of years or more. Sadly, Sofia Vergara announced through her spokes little people that she is once again single and available for a brand new shtupping partner.

Not only are we in line for that job, but have been camping out waiting at the front of the line for two years now, so, Sofia, my Colombian sweetheart, call me, now. Don't hesitate. We can bake chocolate chip cookies together, watch sad romantic movies and have a great cry, or just procreate like rabbits until our private parts fall off from excessive wear and tear. I have my choice among those, but you make the call. Now, make the call.

Scarlett Johansson, Cameron Diaz, Sofia Vergara Lead List of Hotties at the Met Museum of Art Costume Gala

By Bill Swift | May 8, 2012 @ 8:50 am

Met Museum of Art Costume Gala Brought Out All The A-List Hotties

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Now, the last time I got invited to a costume party, I attended the event dressed as one of the members of the Teletubbies, so you can imagine how long ago that way, like three or four years now. And I somehow didn't receive my invitation to the more prestigious, celebrity A-list only Metropolitan Museum of Art annual Costume Gala, that brings out essentially every single top tier star in Hollywood to this swank N.Y.C. dress up event. I bet they're not serving up Gino's Pizza Rolls in that shindig.

While not invited, we still get the benefit of seeing this amazing plethora of sextastic celebs, of which we picked our 15 or so favorites, led by the likes of the super busty hot Scarlett Johansson, ever red carpet stealing Sofia Vergara, Cameron Diaz looking especially bosomy protruding, and Anja Rubik in a dress you will not soon forget, just to name a few.

Check them all out and see who you think would make your hottest virtual prom date. Enjoy.