Kate Beckinsale

Selena Gomez, Vanessa Hudgens, Miranda Kerr and More 2013 Golden Globe Awards After-Party Hotness

By Bill Swift | January 14, 2013 @ 8:55 am

Ashley Tisdale, Vanessa Hudgens, and Selena Gomez at 2013 Golden Globe Awards Party

Let's be honest, while here are a blessedly decent number of super hot, quite talented thespianic females, the best of the sweetness in Hottieville often comes out for the after-party events following the handing over of the polished bronze awards. Such was the case after last night's 2013 Golden Globe Awards where a number of our favorite sextastic celebs showed their faces, and their designer clad Pilates worked bodies, at the Warner Bros. after party, the shindig thrown by Miramax, and a couple other events around town where we're on the 'watch list' at the front door.

The sight of pure passion purveying Selena Gomez, Vanessa Hudgens, and Ashley Tisdale smooshed together gave us the fantasy chills, quickly followed by a hot jolt up the spinal column at the skin exhibition put on by uber sextastic Miranda Kerr. Sarah Hyland switched dressed, but kept the cleavage, while Carmen Electra showed off her newly revised body. Kate Hudson bared cleave and Jamie Chung looked quite stellar and our lady of Kate Beckinsale, well, who could not want to glazer her hot mama doughnut at any hour of the day. All in all, one wonderful late Sunday night in Hollywood.

Miranda Kerr Shows A lot of Skin at the 2013 Golden Globe Awards Party

Carmen Electra Busty at the 2013 Golden Globe Awards Party

Kate Beckinsale Looks Stunning at the 2013 Golden Globe Awards Party

Kate Hudson Flashing Cleavage at the 2013 Golden Globe Awards Party

Sarah Hyland Shines at the 2013 Golden Globe Awards Party

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Kate Beckinsale: Will’s Gift to You This Thanksgiving

By Bill Swift | November 22, 2012 @ 8:33 am

Ten Reasons to Be Thankful for Kate Beckinsale

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Kate Beckinsale. She is the perfect combo of sexiness, cuteness, girl next door.

While EgoReader 'Will' clearly did not get the ten word limit in the contest, we really wouldn't be the adults we promised ourselves we would be as scolded kids if we didn't allow people to break the rules just a bit. Heck, if we were meter maids and somebody came back to their car five minutes late with an excuse, we'd tear up that ticket instead of lying and saying that it was 'already in the system'.

We strive not to be hypocrites. Or to be neglectful of the beauty of the 'girl next door' Will believes the sweetly MILFtastic Kate Beckinsale possesses. We kind of agree, although, as it happens, the girl next door to us is missing her front teeth and dead-lifts 400 lbs, so Kate Beckinsale would be the girl next door to us in our dreams. And, likely, yours.

Take a look at ten of our more delectable pictures of Hot Mama Kate and fill your reproductive cornucopias with the spirit of the season.

Kate Beckinsale in Leather Pants Because We Miss the Eff Out of Kate Beckinsale

By Bill Swift | November 2, 2012 @ 8:28 am

Kate Beckinsale Wears Leather to Dinner in California

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After her luscious promo tour several months ago for Total Recall, which turned out to be something of a Total Flop, Kate Beckinsale has gone into familial closed-door hiding, which may have well-served her emotional state, but has done dick, as it were, for our pleasure state experienced every time we see the brunette super-MILF.

So, we present to you, and ourselves, a little dosage of Kate Beckinsale out in black leather pants, the kind of pants we'd like to melt off of her with our libidinal laser-beam, removing each stitch and seam until the dropped from her person and revealed her goody-goody-gumdrops to us. Oh, that would be a fine day.

With only one month to go until voting in the Egotastic! Hotness Awards, we'd like to see Kate make a stronger push for MILF of the Year, a strong nekkid type push. Enjoy.

SOMETIMES WE JUST NEED A LITTLE TASTE OF KATE BECKINSALE

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Jessica Biel and Kate Beckinsale Total Hotness at Total Recall Premiere in L.A.

By Bill Swift | August 2, 2012 @ 9:06 am

Kate Beckinsale Looks Stunning at 'Total Recall' Premiere in Hollywood

Jessica Biel Shines in Pink at 'Total Recall' Premiere in Hollywood

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Honestly, there's a certain threshold of female sextastic in a film where I don't care what people think about the movie, I'm going to see it. Total Recall might be an awesome film, it might be a disappointment (won't know until tomorrow), but I know I'm going to watch it, because if nothing else, the pairing of supremely good looking Jessica Biel and MILFtastic Kate Beckinsale in the same cinematic venture, let alone kickboxing the shizz out of each other in the same scene, that trumps all.

At last night's premiere in L.A, both of these supremely hot women, the bread in the very naughty and baby-ol covered fantasy Egotastic! sandwich I've been dreaming of for years, dropped some red carpet heat outside of Grauman's Chinese Theater and caused at least 10,000 sci-fi fanboys to simultaneously fap themselves into erasing memories of who they really are. Which isn't a bad thing for most fanboys. Enjoy.

OH, JESSICA

Jessica Biel Shows Off Her Body on the Beach of Puerto Rico

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OH, KATE

Kate Beckinsale on the Set of Total Recall

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Kate Beckinsale Wiggles Her Tush into the Ranks of the Hottest Sci-Fi Villains

By Ian | July 30, 2012 @ 11:19 am

Who Is the Baddest Ass of All?

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On August 3rd, actress and MILFtastic extraordinaire Kate Beckinsale strips out of her Underworld latex to kick arse on Colin Farrell (as if that isn't many people's dreams) in the Total Recall remake, err, reboot, err, re-quel.

If there's one thing the producers of fantasy sci-fi flicks know how to do, it's casting some of the hottest and sexiest women to do things like be cloned, travel through time, and run aimlessly across the decks of spaceships in skimpy tops and miniskirts.

The only thing better than a sexy sci-fi sidekick chick, is an evil one trying to destroy you and most likely all of mankind. And as Kate Beckinsale enters the race to be sci-fi's sexiest villainess of all time, take a look at our gallery of wicked hot bad-girls from fantasy films past.

Kate Beckinsale + Jessica Biel = Maximium Hottie Sandwich

By Bill Swift | July 3, 2012 @ 12:22 pm

Kate Beckinsale and Jessica Biel in Maxim Promo for Total Recall

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How could I forget that Total Recall is coming out soon, one month from today, and that now we have the pleasure of seeing the movie's hottie female co-stars, the inimitable Kate Beckinsale and the luscious be lusty Jessica Biel, both of whom will be featured in some skintight futuristic space get-ups in the film, including the battle scene where we know these two super hotties try to kick the sextastic out of each other.

This month's Maxim magazine features some stellar promo pics of Kate and Jessica in character for the film, please excuse the Colin Farrell inclusion in some of the pics, he was just woven right the eff in there and we couldn't get him completely out. Like a protein stain. But do not miss the front side and back side goodness of the MILFtastic Kate Beckinsale and the future MILFtastic Jessica Biel. Enjoy.

KATE BECKINSALE EVER HOT ON THE SET OF 'TOTAL RECALL'

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Malin Akerman, Julianne Hough, and Kate Beckinsale Lead List of Hotties at Spike TV Awards

By Bill Swift | June 4, 2012 @ 11:59 pm

Kate Beckinsale in a Skin Tight Black Dress at the Guy’s Choice Awards

Julianne Hough Looks Sexy in Her High Split Dress at the Guy's Choice Awards

Kristen Bell in a Flirty Yellow Dress at the Guy's Choice Awards

Brooke Hogan is Boobtastic in a Pink Tight Dress at the Guy's Choice Awards

Malin Akerman and Julianne Hough Show Legs at the Guy's Choice Awards

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Spike TV 'Guys Choice Awards' takes it about half-way. That is, we get to see a whole bunch of celebrity hotties every join lined up on the red carpet and attending the award show for looking babe-a-licious, but, of course, if guys really had their choice, these sextastic celebrities would be nekkid and laying across a possum skinned rug (sorry, but I happen to love bears, while possums, yeah, I could skin a few of those and sleep at night, nasty varmints).

This year's list of Guy's Choice Awards sweet and delicious included underrated comedic actress Malin Akerman who posed sexy with the innocently alluring Julianne Hough, the ever desirable MILFtastic Kate Beckinsale, minxy Kristen Bell, cleavy Brooke Hogan, and Kendra Wilkinson, who I think people invite to these events now just to watch her husband hold her purse awkwardly in the background. Still, all in all, quite a collection of female locker room fantasy goodness. Now, about all those clothes... enjoy.