Oh, happy days when Kate Beckinsale, the now 40-year old uber-MIFtastic mama gets down to her two piece bikini in Cabo for her bodily tanning pleasure. Not to mention, our viewing pleasure from atop our palm tree lined photographic telescopic perch. Never quite entirely in focus, but I can fill in the resolution when it comes to anything and everything Kate Beckinsale. I believe I can draw Kate’s body right down to the birthmarks completely from memory with my eyes closed. I only say this because I do it nightly after the guards order ‘lights out’.
Seeing Kate in her little bikini just about has me over the edge here on the happiness chart, seeing her raise her rump into the air, well, over the edge. I should need a few minutes to compose myself now. Also, some warm soapy water. Oh, Kate, you are too ridiculously hot not to be in a bikini or less 24×7. Please come back to L.A. and forget your luggage. Daddy needs you. Enjoy.
It’s hard to imagine just how much lust we’ve felt over these past many years for the MILFtastic faptastic Britty Kate Beckinsale. If I could bottle up all that lust, well, hell, they don’t make bottles in that big a size. She has defined the hot mom in stretch pants and slender sextastic for many years now, always near the top of our list for reader favorites, and just one ridiculously good looking woman who we wouldn’t mind being stranded on a desert island with with no recourse but to make continuous, never ending love to keep ourselves alive.
Today, our veteran hottie mom turns 40 so we take a look at some recent photos of her that display her MILFy visual treats. Kate shows absolutely no signs of slowing down. They used to say about go-getter woman that 40 is the new 30. I say 40 is the new ‘please, call me, I’ve been a very bad boy’. Kate, seriously, get in touch. I need some discipline. Happy Birthday.
To say I love a certain part of Kate Beckinsale more than any other part, well, that’s like asking a father to decide amongst his children who he loves more. And while I do fully intend to do that someday, I can not so easily divvy up perfection into lesser or greater buckets. But… those legs. Those veteran hottie mommy legs that Kate brings out each summer in shorts and short skirts.
Well, if I had to be trapped in a trunk with Kate during a staged kidnapping that was merely designed by me to get locked in a trunk with Kate, well, I wouldn’t complain if we were tied up together with our bodies inverted head to toe. All I would need to do is convince Kate that we ought not making any loud noises and that I have no idea what it is in the dark trunk that keeps licking her calves. I think I could pull this off, I have imagined it many many times. Enjoy.
While yesterday was a celebration of all things maternal, I have to give a special shoutout and admission of tingly little boy feelings to Kate Beckinsale who got all decked out for a little Mother’s Day outing with her daughter and her ex.
Now, there are many universal signs of motherhood, but the MILFtastic mom knows that on a day celebrating her miraculous powers of reproduction, she ought wear a little something something that gets the males in her public viewing audience thoughts of making even more babies. And a tight little skirt on Kate Beckinsale, yes, I am ready to populate a distant planet(s) of her choosing.
Like pearls before swine that Kate Beckinsale. And I am mostly just speaking for myself there. Enjoy.
It amazes me how little Kate Beckinsale has to do to make us feel so much. A tight bit of yoga pants here, a bend over there, it’s really takes so very little to shoot thrills of happiness through millions of ogling gentlemen’s coronary systems.
And the blood is flowing today with sight of Kate Beckinsale in a minidress, showing off her legs on the way to a girly birthday party in Studio City. I can’t remember the last time we got to see Kate’s legs, but I know I shall not forget this time. It’s really so little, that dress, but with thoughts of hands caressing legs slowly up toward MILFtastic manna, well, it inspires a whole lot. Bless you, Kate. Enjoy.
Tragically, Kate Beckinsale did not outfit herself in those recalled Lululemon too-sheer yoga pants that show off all the goods, but with Kate Beckinsale, just the chance to see her in tight stretchy things, well, we will never not say thank you to that.
Like all celebrities, Kate’s trip to the gym involves an expensive workout get up along with a designer handbag and oversized sunglasses. Not quite your ratty gym shorts and greasy hair look. But this is Kate Beckinsale, one of the world’s hottest moms, she needs to look good anywhere and everywhere and in every fantasy we have of her. With us being her overly touchy feely personal trainer being at the top of the list. Stretch pants need not be super sheer when they’re on the ground, if you know what I’m saying.
Oh, Kate, you make me think such dirty thoughts. Enjoy.
Just when we’ve barely recovered from the sight of our the epically hot Kate Beckinsale in her white bikini down Cabo way last week, enter black. Bikini black the heart attack, when on the warm, tender, passion inducing body of the MILFtastic Kate.
I’ve been trying to think what I’ve been doing lately to deserve such goodness from above, but I can’t think of anything. I’m still drinking, smoking, cursing, and coveting every man’s girl. I’ll just assume these views of Kate Beckinsale in a bikini are meant for you then. But you’re going to have to share. Enjoy.