Kate Beckinsale

Kate Beckinsale Legs? Oh, Yes, We Have Liftoff

It amazes me how little Kate Beckinsale has to do to make us feel so much. A tight bit of yoga pants here, a bend over there, it's really takes so very little to shoot thrills of happiness through millions of ogling gentlemen's coronary systems.

And the blood is flowing today with sight of Kate Beckinsale in a minidress, showing off her legs on the way to a girly birthday party in Studio City. I can't remember the last time we got to see Kate's legs, but I know I shall not forget this time. It's really so little, that dress, but with thoughts of hands caressing legs slowly up toward MILFtastic manna, well, it inspires a whole lot. Bless you, Kate. Enjoy.

Kate Beckinsale Goes for a Workout, We Delve Into Her Yoga Pants

Tragically, Kate Beckinsale did not outfit herself in those recalled Lululemon too-sheer yoga pants that show off all the goods, but with Kate Beckinsale, just the chance to see her in tight stretchy things, well, we will never not say thank you to that.

Like all celebrities, Kate's trip to the gym involves an expensive workout get up along with a designer handbag and oversized sunglasses. Not quite your ratty gym shorts and greasy hair look. But this is Kate Beckinsale, one of the world's hottest moms, she needs to look good anywhere and everywhere and in every fantasy we have of her. With us being her overly touchy feely personal trainer being at the top of the list. Stretch pants need not be super sheer when they're on the ground, if you know what I'm saying.

Oh, Kate, you make me think such dirty thoughts. Enjoy.

Kate Beckinsale Bikini Pictures Are Back in Black; We Scream Mas Mas Mas!

Just when we've barely recovered from the sight of our the epically hot Kate Beckinsale in her white bikini down Cabo way last week, enter black. Bikini black the heart attack, when on the warm, tender, passion inducing body of the MILFtastic Kate.

I've been trying to think what I've been doing lately to deserve such goodness from above, but I can't think of anything. I'm still drinking, smoking, cursing, and coveting every man's girl. I'll just assume these views of Kate Beckinsale in a bikini are meant for you then. But you're going to have to share. Enjoy.

Kate Beckinsale Bikini Candids! I’ve Died and Gone to Mexico

Honestly, I always dream of ending the week at Egotastic! on the highest of high notes and I like to think it comes close to happening most weeks. But on late Fridays when Kate Beckinsale bikini pictures get dropped into my lap, I know those other weeks didn't quite end on the same note.

How hot is the MILFtastic Kate Beckinsale? Hot enough that shortly after these bikini pictures of Kate on vacation down Mexico way got dropped in my lap, I had to cover said lap with the grandmotherly shawl I keep nearby for potentially office embarrassing occasions. And, then I cried. As I always do when I feast my eyes upon such glorious veteran hotness. Like a man who's been in the desert for twenty years coming upon an oasis, slaking his tremendous thirst on the purest of waters.

Or, in this case, the naughtiest of thoughts of our heavily belusted Kate Beckinsale. Bless you, Fate. Enjoy.

Kate Beckinsale, Won’t You Be My Hot Mommy?

God, I've missed Kate Beckinsale.

One of the world's hottest moms disappears far too often these days. So much so that we're swimming in a puddle of our own love muck just from the chance to see Kate out in public in her sweats walking the family to a local party.

Oh, man, to spend just five minutes with my hand on that tush of hers... but, I digress. Or, maybe not, since my main point is that we spend all day imagining making Kate Beckinsale feel extra relaxed by rubbing hot lava rocks up and down her bare body. Only, those aren't lava rocks. Kate, you do this naughty talk to us, don't you know? If she removed those sunglasses, we'd get heated, if she dropped those sweats, we'd collapse, and if she did both, we'd probably die on the spot. But with a big grin on our face. Enjoy.

Kate Beckinsale Tighty Whiteys Put Her Bum in MILFtastic Perspective

I'm not sure when or how this happened, but super hot mommy Kate Beckinsale dropped off our radars the past several month as the sextastic thespianic who was so busy pimping and promoting her films in 2012 seemed to drop off the Hottieville map for an extended duration of late, and that simply is not good for our hearts.

Thankfully, Kiss Me Everywhere Kate felt obliged to make a good showing off it for the Burberry event in her home country for London Fashion Week, appearing in a form fitting white skirt that while quite innocent, left us quite breathless every time she took a stride that revealed her MILFtastic glutes.

Oh, Kate, please come back to us in stretch pants and tiny tops and the like very soon. We need you as a child needs its mother, really exactly like that, only a tad bit raunchier in execution. Enjoy

 

Selena Gomez, Vanessa Hudgens, Miranda Kerr and More 2013 Golden Globe Awards After-Party Hotness

Let's be honest, while here are a blessedly decent number of super hot, quite talented thespianic females, the best of the sweetness in Hottieville often comes out for the after-party events following the handing over of the polished bronze awards. Such was the case after last night's 2013 Golden Globe Awards where a number of our favorite sextastic celebs showed their faces, and their designer clad Pilates worked bodies, at the Warner Bros. after party, the shindig thrown by Miramax, and a couple other events around town where we're on the 'watch list' at the front door.

The sight of pure passion purveying Selena Gomez, Vanessa Hudgens, and Ashley Tisdale smooshed together gave us the fantasy chills, quickly followed by a hot jolt up the spinal column at the skin exhibition put on by uber sextastic Miranda Kerr. Sarah Hyland switched dressed, but kept the cleavage, while Carmen Electra showed off her newly revised body. Kate Hudson bared cleave and Jamie Chung looked quite stellar and our lady of Kate Beckinsale, well, who could not want to glazer her hot mama doughnut at any hour of the day. All in all, one wonderful late Sunday night in Hollywood.