Miranda Kerr and Isabel Lucas Lead Pack of Aussie Hotties at Louis Vuitton Event

Everything I know about Louise Vuitton can be summed up in my five minute foray into a store to buy one his purses for a girlfriend who expressed a specific desire for one for her birthday: in the first minute, I just stood there in shock as a I reviewed a price tag I could never afford, the next four minutes I took to exercising my bowels in the store washroom. An Egotastic! man always turns lemons into lemonade.

And speaking of all things sweet and tarty, the Down Under hottie clan gathered for a celebration of Louis in fine sextastic gaggle form, including the likes of MILFtastic Miranda Kerr, often overlooked naturally hot Isabel Lucas, inexplicable Jonas Brother girlfriend, Delta Goodrem, hot bodied Jessica Gomes, ooh la la Samantha Harris, and newcomer Cheyenne Tozzi. Now, that's a purse party! Enjoy.