Jessica Gomes

Jessica Gomes Is Dark and Sultry and Hot All Over in Harper’s

I would never call any bikini pictures boring. Not of super hot looking women. But I would say that as much as I did peruse the airbrush two-piece instances of hot Australian model Jessica Gomes in SI Swimsuit Editions of the past few years, it's amazing to see her in another light. A darker more passion inducing light in Harper's Bazaar magazine. Looking all kinds of come hither and get into serious trouble with me.

Only brunettes can really pull that off I think. Something magical and troublesome about the raven-haired beauties like Jessica. You know trouble is brewing, but you are hardly going to stop yourself from seeing how naughty it gets. Enjoy.

Battle of the Sextastic Stems: Jessica Gomes Legs It Out Against Amber Lancaster

It has come to my attention that some of you gentleman oglers out there do really take pride in your perusal of the lower limbs of the hot celebrities we cover, so we endeavor to bring you more summer time supple leg sightings, and perhaps even pit two vs. two of the higher order bottom appendages.

Take for example S.I. swimsuit model Jessica Gomes, yet another sweet bodied bit of hotness transplanted from Down Under to the shores of the U.S., in leather shorts, strutting the walkways of Miami Beach and flashing all kind of lickable leggy attitude, taking on R.J. Berger hottie and former NFL cheerleader, Amber Lancaster, leaving an L.A. hotspot and flashing some Nair-done well legs of her own.

How'd you like to be entwined in scissor kisses from these lovely legged ladies? I'm going to put my answer down as a drooling, 'Yes, please, squeeze me to death.' Enjoy.

Jessica Gomes Bikini Pictures Put the My My My in Miami

It's almost unfair when a professional bikini model goes candid bikini and we rank her against otherwise amateur bikini-wearing celebrities. But who said the gentleman's ogling life is fair? We must take our leers where and when we get them, without hesitation, as we are now with these magnificent portraits of a woman in heat, err, hot woman Jessica Gomes strutting in her bikini poolside in Miami.

Oh, the Aussies are having a solid run of late, and SI Swimsuit veteran and Eurasian sweetness Jessica Gomes is no slouch in a two-piece, in fact, she's downright erect. Enjoy.

2012 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Bikini Favorites: Nina Agdal, Anne Vyalitsyna, Alyssa Miller, Jessica Gomes, Cintia Dicker, and Irina Shayk

UPDATESorry to all, but mostly to myself, but Sports Illustrated has decided they no longer wish to share these beautiful photographs of beautiful models so they had to be removed. Please forgive the wet floors, that's from my tears of sorrow.

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Okay, let's put this into perspective. This is day one post-release of the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition 2012. Just a few hours old. As more and more hot bikini content spews forth in the next few days and weeks, even months and years as with some of the more buried outtakes, we'll certainly revise our favorite favorites. But, for today, here is who struck us as 'OMG, I must suntan lotion this woman now!'

Nina Agdal, we told you this was her year and starting out with this ridiculously hot SI photoshoot, it's a rocket launch for sure (pictures above);

Anne Vyalitsyna, just plain all-around hotness in a bikini, or less;

Alyssa Miller, if you're a true brunette love, she just might be your favorite;

Jessica Gomes, vastly vastly underrated swimsuit and lingerie model;

Cintia Dicker, just that unique ginger 'ooh' quality that makes her standout with sextastic in just about anything; 

Irina Shayk, whose body I went to fondle until my hands fall off from overuse.

Honestly, I'd kill many men and even some innocent kittens to have an hour of alone time on a private beach with any one of these so-sweet hot ladies. Good on you, Sports Illustrated.

And, remember, this is just day one. Enjoy.

Miranda Kerr and Isabel Lucas Lead Pack of Aussie Hotties at Louis Vuitton Event

Everything I know about Louise Vuitton can be summed up in my five minute foray into a store to buy one his purses for a girlfriend who expressed a specific desire for one for her birthday: in the first minute, I just stood there in shock as a I reviewed a price tag I could never afford, the next four minutes I took to exercising my bowels in the store washroom. An Egotastic! man always turns lemons into lemonade.

And speaking of all things sweet and tarty, the Down Under hottie clan gathered for a celebration of Louis in fine sextastic gaggle form, including the likes of MILFtastic Miranda Kerr, often overlooked naturally hot Isabel Lucas, inexplicable Jonas Brother girlfriend, Delta Goodrem, hot bodied Jessica Gomes, ooh la la Samantha Harris, and newcomer Cheyenne Tozzi. Now, that's a purse party! Enjoy.
 

Brooklyn Decker Bikini Picture Leads List of Lycra-Clad Hotties in SI Swimsuit 2012 Calendar

UPDATESorry to all, but mostly to myself, but Sports Illustrated has decided they no longer wish to share these beautiful photographs of beautiful models so they had to be removed. Please forgive the wet floors, that's from my tears of sorrow.

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The world's hottest swimsuit models in tiny swimsuit all 12-months of the year? Not too shabby.

Brooklyn Decker, Cintia Dicker, Kate Upton, and Irina Shayk, just to mention a few names you'll have on your wall in the 2012 edition of the SI Swimsuit Calendar. Not too shabby indeed. This past year was perhaps the hottest ever SI hotties-in-bikinis-and-less pictorial, so, no doubt, the resulting calendar is going to be all shades of awesome.

Forget the hourglass, it's hourglass figures that are the optimum way to watch the passage of time. Enjoy.

Click here to give the gift of the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit 2012 Wall Calendar this season.

Jessica Gomes Flashes the Perfect Bikini Body for Maxim

If there's forty things we love here, well one of them is definitely super hot Eurasian swimsuit models, including Jessica Gomes, veteran of many recent Sports Illustrated shoots and possessor of just one ridiculously hot bikini body. The current edition of Maxim features the East-West genetically blended sextastic model including a shot where but for an amulet of intertwined necklaces go the bare flesh puppies of this amazing looking woman. So close, and yet, so close. Enjoy.