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READER FINDS: Kelly Brook Hotness, Daisy Fuentes Camel Toe, and Pam Dawber Pokies (Yeah, That’s Right) and Much Much More…

By Bill Swift | May 25th, 2012 @ 9:39 am

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We have arrived. Bang a gong and collect all your unworldly possessions, it’s time for the communal celebration known as Reader Finds, when all of you, give to all of us, in the form of the hot forms of celebrity photos that we all can gawk and stare and drool over. It’s like the State Fair, but without the carnie kids picking your pockets.

This week’s Reader Finds includes some hot photos of our belusted Kelly Brook, Daisy Fuentes in a quite recent flashing of the camel toe, Lacey Banghard topless fun on the beach, Jessica-Jane Clement also flashing on the beach, Jodie Gasson in a topless Twitter flash, Eniko Mihalik in more divine funbag revealing photos, Delta Goodrem looking mighty sextastic, Sherilyn Fenn in her classic movie exhibition, Valerie Trierweiler, the new first lady of France flashing some unseemly leg, model Carolina Dieckmann naughty cell phone pictures, and, way back machine time, Pam Dawber pokies from the 70′s. It’s all good.

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Delta Goodrem Performs at a Mall in Sydney

By Jon | Apr 18th, 2012 @ 1:45 pm

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Delta Goodrem Wins Some Kind of Award for Being Super Hot

By Bill Swift | Apr 16th, 2012 @ 11:45 am

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Actually, it was the Logie Awards, which is probably super important in Australia, but has us giggling here today because it sounds os much like the Loogie Awards, which, for the record, I came in first place in the unofficial Loogie Awards back in fourth grade. I hocked the shizz out of fine slippery friend from a second story balcony, a near distance record unmatched to this day at my elementary school.

But back to Delta Goodrem, cause she’s super sweet and delicious and we’d love to cover her in, err. lots of medals and awards. Some say she can sing too, though mostly we just like to stare at her sweet goodness. And think about her loogies. Enjoy.

DELTA DOES GOOD RUNWAY

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Delta Goodrem Somehow Flies Under the Super Hottie Radar (But She’s More than a Blip on Our Lust Tracker)

By Bill Swift | Feb 16th, 2012 @ 8:38 am

Delta Goodrem David Jones Show in Sydney

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Okay, granted, you lose major coolness points for dating a much younger Jonas Brother; that’s just kind of wrong and creepy and feels a bit too much like a hot school teacher giving after school lessons to her underaged boy student (although, if you happy to be the lucky bastard boy in that scenario, it’s a lot cooler than it is creepy).

Still, Aussie blonde hottie singer Delta Goodrem is all kinds of good looking, and even though you rarely see her name on the top hotties lists, she’s more than deserving of some recognition among the faptastically fabulous line of Down Under ladies who induce tender palms among the male of the species. Seen here at the David Jones fashion show, Delta Goodrem strikes a few catwalk poses that have me most definitely thinking about her pus…. err, her modeling skills. Enjoy.

DESPITE DATING A JONAS BOY, DELTA GOODREM IS ALL GROWN WOMAN

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Miranda Kerr and Delta Goodrem Form a Down Under Sextastic Sandwich to Pimp Australia in the U.S.A.

By Bill Swift | Jan 17th, 2012 @ 8:23 am

Delta Goodrem and Miranda Kerr at the G'Day USA Gala

How Did Tiny Jonas Score This?

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Whenever we see the vastly underrated Delta Goodrem bit of hotness, we always feel a bit bittersweet these days, knowing she’s sharing her sweetness with the little Jonas Brother, well, that makes us bitter. But there’s no denying her extraordinary levels of good-lookingness, a blonde who you rarely see listed on top charts, but who is just a good PR agent away from being on the tips of every man’s libido.

Combine Delta with Miranda Kerr, the Superowman of Sextastic, and you have one amazing shrimp-on-the-barbie sandwich effort to kickstart a brand new promotional effort for tourism back to the mother land Down Under.

They’re calling it G’Day, USA, and, any day that starts with sexy photos of Delta Goodrem and Miranda Kerr is most definitely a major g’day. Enjoy.

DELTA GOODREM IS MOST DEFINITELY IN THE MAJOR LEAGUES OF HOTNESS

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Miranda Kerr and Isabel Lucas Lead Pack of Aussie Hotties at Louis Vuitton Event

By Bill Swift | Dec 2nd, 2011 @ 11:44 am

Miranda Kerr Louis Vuitton Event in Sydney

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Everything I know about Louise Vuitton can be summed up in my five minute foray into a store to buy one his purses for a girlfriend who expressed a specific desire for one for her birthday: in the first minute, I just stood there in shock as a I reviewed a price tag I could never afford, the next four minutes I took to exercising my bowels in the store washroom. An Egotastic! man always turns lemons into lemonade.

And speaking of all things sweet and tarty, the Down Under hottie clan gathered for a celebration of Louis in fine sextastic gaggle form, including the likes of MILFtastic Miranda Kerr, often overlooked naturally hot Isabel Lucas, inexplicable Jonas Brother girlfriend, Delta Goodrem, hot bodied Jessica Gomes, ooh la la Samantha Harris, and newcomer Cheyenne Tozzi. Now, that’s a purse party! Enjoy.