Miranda Kerr

Miranda Kerr Uses Sextastic Appeal to Pimp Denim (VIDEO)

I couldn't possibly name you more than two jeans companies, but apparently there are like a thousand, for women mostly, and they use wicked hot body ambassadors like Miranda Kerr to pimp their pantaloons. And why not choose Miranda Kerr to pimp just about anything related to the female body. She happens to have a pretty damn nice one. While she's been in the news of late in betwixt two tools claiming her as their past prize, it's best just to think of Miranda as the topless woman who can make you feel special enough to get your credit card out and start buying anything that touches her skin.

Check out this Sebastian Faena photoshoot of Miranda pushing 7Obssession jean things and the related photoshoot. You may never been the same. Enjoy.







Miranda Kerr Puts Her Tiny Waist On Display in NYC

Australian model Miranda Kerr showed off her ridiculously sexy bare-midriff in New York City. Miranda was sporting a black crop top shirt that stopped right below the ta-tas and showed off her award winning belly. And why shouldn't she? If you had a stomach as perfect as Miranda's, you would too. It's so tiny and toned. I don't even know how it is humanly possible to have that smooth and perfect a belly. It must be mostly genetics, exercise, and not eating like I do, I imagine. Miranda is seriously sexy, though. She could wear a potato sack and a fishing hat and still be the sexiest girl in the room, even if that room was filled with other supermodels.

Miranda should put out a video on how to get a stomach like hers. She'd make a ton of money. I want my cut for coming up with the idea.

Miranda Kerr Shows A Little Cleavage In NYC

Australian model Miranda Kerr was looking cleavetastic in a low cut dress in New York City. Miranda was out and about in the big bad city and forgot to bring her bra. But that's OK. We have very lax laws about flashing boob flesh here in New York. Technically, you can walk around topless. We weren't lucky enough for Miranda to go full exposure but the of lovely cleavage she did show off is plenty. Miranda is so unbelievably hot. Of all the Victoria's Secret angels that have flown through our lives on their lingerie covered wings Miranda might be my favorite. She's just so gorgeous, ya'll, no joke. What I like most about her is that unlike a lot of her model friends Miranda has a really nice rack. They aren't too big or too small but just right. Like the porridge Goldilocks ate but with boobies.

I really need to start writing my posts in sidewalk cafes in the fashionable parts of town so I can see all of these beautiful women walking the streets of New York. It's a much better view than looking at my cat in my apartment in Brooklyn.

Miranda Kerr Is Sexy As Hell In The Edit Magazine

Aussie model and professional hot person Miranda Kerr is a vision of boobtacular glory in this shoot for The Edit Magazine. It's a biker themed spread so it involves her looking sexy in a variety of leather outfits while straddling motorcycles. Is there anything hotter than a beautiful girl, leather in warm weather, and a high-horsepower bike? Possibly, but I'm at a loss right now to think of what it could be. The cleavage, my friends. It's nothing short of mind boggling. Miranda Kerr has some of the best ta-tas in the business and it is my job to know these things. If I could drive a motorcycle like the guy in Grease 2 I would give her the ride of her life. Yes, I made a reference to Grease 2. Michelle Pfeiffer was seriously hot in that movie.

The only problem I see with Miranda riding around with her boobies hanging out is that they would cause wind drag and make it hard to get up to top speed. I guess that's not the point, is it?

Miranda Kerr Let Me Be Your Baby Daddy

Damn, Miranda Kerr is a good looking woman. Now that what's his face is out of the picture, I really do believe it's time for me to step in and provide my be fruitful and multiply skills to this woman for whom the entire planet would benefit from extensive offspring creation. The world only gets better looking if the good looking people like Miranda, and obviously me, start making many babies. Somebody's got to compete with all the, what I like to call, 'lessers', who are humping like rabbits when the lighting gets less severe in the evenings.

Featured in the new edition of Harper's Bazaar UK, Miranda shows exactly why if you lived with her, every time she popped out of her dressing room to ask you if she looked good in her outfit, you'd probably end up having sex. She always looks good in her outfit. Or not outfit. Damn, Miranda, call me now and let's get to doing our part to keeping this planet blue and beautiful. Enjoy.

Miranda Kerr See-Through Tops Reveal A Newly Single Woman Doing More Than Good

Miranda Kerr seems to be doing fine. We just had to show you her full range of tanned and fine divorcee looks in the current edition of Vogue Spain, wherein the Aussie once-more single lady shows why see-through tops and being super good looking are enough to make any man weak in the knees.

When Miranda married, we were concerned. When she produced a child, I nearly cried. No, not out of joy. But the fact remains that the sextastic is a very powerful and all-abiding force in this universe. It's far less fragile and fleeting as one might think. Girls like Miranda with the powers of uber lust inducement never really fade away, in most cases, life's little hiccups only make them look that much better. Case in point, check out these photos of her Miranda's sweet tempting funbags peeking through her tops. She's not lost a single step. Enjoy.

Miranda Kerr See-Through Top Is Tanned to Perfection

Our friends at Tyler Durden opine that perhaps divorce isn't quite as bad as it seems. Certainly not on the hot tanned body of Miranda Kerr who is showing off in Spanish Elle magazine. I'll admit, I cried when she dumped that thespian fop. But they were mostly tears of joy.

Check out the see-through and bikini pictorial of the uber-sextastic MILF over on WWTDD.