Egotastic
Everything I know about Louise Vuitton can be summed up in my five minute foray into a store to buy one his purses for a girlfriend who expressed a specific desire for one for her birthday: in the first minute, I just stood there in shock as a I reviewed a price tag I could never afford, the next four minutes I took to exercising my bowels in the store washroom. An Egotastic! man always turns lemons into lemonade.
And speaking of all things sweet and tarty, the Down Under hottie clan gathered for a celebration of Louis in fine sextastic gaggle form, including the likes of MILFtastic Miranda Kerr, often overlooked naturally hot Isabel Lucas, inexplicable Jonas Brother girlfriend, Delta Goodrem, hot bodied Jessica Gomes, ooh la la Samantha Harris, and newcomer Cheyenne Tozzi. Now, that's a purse party! Enjoy.
Cheyenne Tozzi for the Aussie Hottie Topless Model Win
Sometimes, you just need a little hot young topless Australian model to kickstart your day. And that sometime is all the time really.
So, thank the blessed stars for this amazing Lejbrink Bennerhult photoshoot of Down Under model-family next gen, Cheyenne Tozzi, who is just pure sextastic. Much like my own story, Cheyenne was born to model parents, model-actress sister, and all model friends (except in my own family's case, replace the word 'unskilled manual laborer' for 'model') and the combined level of genetic hotness is just radiant throughout.
Some gifts are earned, some are bestowed upon birth, and let's be honest, not working for stuff is much easier. Enjoy.