I come bearing gifts. Free gifts of hotness and more hotness. Starting off with the beautifully sultry Sherlyn Chopra, the Bollywood actress and model and first Indian sweetness to ever model her bare hot lady parts for Playboy magazine. I’ve been waiting for forever for these pictures to become available online, because you really must feast your peeps upon Sherlyn’s ridiculously hot body if you call yourself a gentleman ogler of the world.
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To celebrate the release of these photos, our friends at Playboy.TV are offering our readers One Week Free of Playboy.TV. I can not stress enough how entertaining Playboy.TV truly is. It’s like the HBO of nekkidness, but instead of showing crappy 90′s movies in between the few shows you want to watch, Playboy.TV just puts in more crazy sextastic nekkid young woman for an endless run of watchability. I was going to say wankability, but, you know, that’s not family friendly. I beseech your Id to try out Playboy.TV for a week and see for yourself. Besides spending your life’s savings on Polynesian Bitcoins, have I ever steered you wrong? Enjoy.
Some of our silver fox readers were wondering if maybe we could use our unholy relation with the Bunny empire to pull out a few more of the classic hotties they grew up having fun time private time to. Why of course said I. Because I like to think of myself as the R-Rated Santa Clause. In that vein, why not look at the incredible sextastic that is Teri Copley, who boys were turning into men to in the early 80′s, and not long after took it all off for Playboy.
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The 80′s were such much simpler times. Sexist TV shows like We Got It Maid just seemed downright okay. Now everything has to be hidden and decoded. I’m guessing Teri didn’t mind so much being the blonde bombshell, even if they did make her the cliche bubble head. A gig’s a gig. Trust me, I’m much smarter than what I play on here. I keep telling myself. Check out Teri, take a walk down mammary lane, and enjoy.
That’s the kicker. I want you guys to sign up for Playboy.TV for the one week free trial I keep nagging the good folks at Playboy Online to offer our readers because the content is rip-roaring good times. There’s nothing wrong with seeing gaggles of extremely good looking hot-bodied young ladies rolling around in the bathtub together. I’m not exactly sure what else you’re spending your time on, but unless you’re actively curing cancer, it’s not time spent more wisely. And even people curing cancer need a break at night.
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To celebrate my love of all things hot and topless and Playboy relate, I wanted to give an ode to summer by way of this spectacular pictorial of the sextastic Sarah Summers in black and white and deep rich passion inducement all over. If Sarah’s ridiculously hot body doesn’t cause you to feel feverish, you should see your doctor. Your cork might be stuck. Damn you, Sarah Summers. I was hoping to get a little productive work done here. Enjoy.
We had a rather warm reception to last week’s announcement that our bodaciously boobtastic object d’ lust, Emily Shaw, had changed her name to Emily Agnes and was set to be the Playmate of the Month for July 2014. Quite an honor. And quite an opportunity for us to bring you yet another pictorial of the ever so crazy hot yams and all over fine female form of Emily Hottie. That might just be the right name for her.
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Emily plays the role of naughty “Insatiable’ vixen in her new set of Playboy shoots. The very thought of Emily as a nymphomaniac with that body as her weapon makes me want to surrender in all kinds of bound by silken ropes ways. I love the glasses. But if she whipped them off purposefully and told me what a bad boy I’ve been, I would definitely need oxygen, a defibrillator, and some peanut butter M&Ms. It’s never the wrong time for peanut butter M&M’s. Oh, Emily, you are a heartthrob of intensely throbbing proportions. Enjoy.
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When suddenly my boobtastic object d’lust Emily Shaw disappeared from our sextastic radar, boy, did I get nervous. I thought she had taken her amazing funbags and gone home for good. But, nay, Emily was plotting a much bigger play for her much bigger than average ridiculously hot racktastic. She’s now Emily Agnes and representing England super fine as the July 2014 Playmate of the Month. And, man, in those glasses, that body, the whole naughty secretary thing, wow.
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Shakespeare wrote ‘what’s in a name?’ or something like that. I didn’t pay a heck of a lot of attention to high school. But he’s got a point. Emily Shaw, Emily Agnes, or Lady Boom Boom, it doesn’t matter. I know that ridiculously lust inducing body anywhere. It’s simply mind blowing. Enjoy.
The World Cup might be over, but the party is just beginning at my place. I’ve invited all the crying hot girl fans of all the teams that last back to my place for crudite and a game of nude Twister. When my right hand goes to green, look for somebody to call the police. I hate when that happens.
Dani Manga is one super ridiculously fine specimen of Brazilian hot mama kind. So I’m pleased to present her backside, her frontside, and all the goodness in between from the pages of Playboy Brazil. Oh, that booty has me already planning for 2016 in Rio when the Olympic sport of ogling hot bodies on the beach in Rio will once again be in vogue.
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Well, today is my birthday, and while I know you forgot, I did not forget you, asking our friends at Playboy.TV to extend their 7-day free trial offer for my special day to make it your special day. Why not peruse and amuse yourself with girls like Dani Manga and equally hot playing around on Playboy.TV. I guarantee it’s better than getting socks from Aunt Martha as I’m about to when I open my mailbox today. Love you, Aunt Martha, but please, send porn! Enjoy.
Okay, consider this a compressed, perverted version of my favorite ever game. We just saw Liv Tyler flashing her panties in the streets of Manhattan. Why not look at her model mom Bebe Buell when she posed for the Bunny magazine back in the 70′s heydays. You will certainly note that the apple does not fall far from the tree. Make that, the apples.
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Thanks to our good friends at PlayboyPlus and their special discounts for our readers and their library of nekkid model and celebrity greatness for these shots of Bebe. She really is a stunner. Like mother like daughter, and insert some factor for Steven Tyler too I guess. He did sneak in there rather opportunely. Enjoy.