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Emily Agnes Nekkid in Playboy Magazine Part Deux, By Popular Demand and Near Riots

 
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We had a rather warm reception to last week’s announcement that our bodaciously boobtastic object d’ lust, Emily Shaw, had changed her name to Emily Agnes and was set to be the Playmate of the Month for July 2014. Quite an honor. And quite an opportunity for us to bring you yet another pictorial  of the ever so crazy hot yams and all over fine female form of Emily Hottie. That might just be the right name for her.

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Emily plays the role of naughty “Insatiable’ vixen in her new set of Playboy shoots. The very thought of Emily as a nymphomaniac with that body as her weapon makes me want to surrender in all kinds of bound by silken ropes ways. I love the glasses. But if she whipped them off purposefully and told me what a bad boy I’ve been, I would definitely need oxygen, a defibrillator, and some peanut butter M&Ms. It’s never the wrong time for peanut butter M&M’s. Oh, Emily, you are a heartthrob of intensely throbbing proportions. Enjoy.

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Emily Shaw Changed Her Name to Emily Agnes And Now She’s Playmate of the Month!

 
Emily Agnes Goes Topless for a Playboy Photoshoot
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When suddenly my boobtastic object d’lust Emily Shaw disappeared from our sextastic radar, boy, did I get nervous. I thought she had taken her amazing funbags and gone home for good. But, nay, Emily was plotting a much bigger play for her much bigger than average ridiculously hot racktastic. She’s now Emily Agnes and representing England super fine as the July 2014 Playmate of the Month. And, man, in those glasses, that body, the whole naughty secretary thing, wow.

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Shakespeare wrote ‘what’s in a name?’ or something like that. I didn’t pay a heck of a lot of attention to high school. But he’s got a point. Emily Shaw, Emily Agnes, or Lady Boom Boom, it doesn’t matter. I know that ridiculously lust inducing body anywhere. It’s simply mind blowing. Enjoy.

Dani Manga Naked Because Brazil Needs a Hot Conclusion And It’s My Birthday (So, More Free Playboy.TV for You!)

 
Dani Manga Nekkid and Hot for Playboy Brazil
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The World Cup might be over, but the party is just beginning at my place. I’ve invited all the crying hot girl fans of all the teams that last back to my place for crudite and a game of nude Twister. When my right hand goes to green, look for somebody to call the police. I hate when that happens.

Dani Manga is one super ridiculously fine specimen of Brazilian hot mama kind. So I’m pleased to present her backside, her frontside, and all the goodness in between from the pages of Playboy Brazil. Oh, that booty has me already planning for 2016 in Rio when the Olympic sport of ogling hot bodies on the beach in Rio will once again be in vogue.

Playboy.TV Free For One Week to Celebrate My Birthday, I Know, I Rock!

Well, today is my birthday, and while I know you forgot, I did not forget you, asking our friends at Playboy.TV to extend their 7-day free trial offer for my special day to make it your special day. Why not peruse and amuse yourself with girls like Dani Manga and equally hot playing around on Playboy.TV. I guarantee it’s better than getting socks from Aunt Martha as I’m about to when I open my mailbox today. Love you, Aunt Martha, but please, send porn! Enjoy.

Liv Tyler’s Mom Bebe Buell Nekkid in Playboy? Yeah, Let’s Do That!

 
Bebe Buell Sultry Topless Playboy Photoshoot
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Okay, consider this a compressed, perverted version of my favorite ever game. We just saw Liv Tyler flashing her panties in the streets of Manhattan. Why not look at her model mom Bebe Buell when she posed for the Bunny magazine back in the 70′s heydays. You will certainly note that the apple does not fall far from the tree. Make that, the apples.

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Thanks to our good friends at PlayboyPlus and their special discounts for our readers and their library of nekkid model and celebrity greatness for these shots of Bebe. She really is a stunner.  Like mother like daughter, and insert some factor for Steven Tyler too I guess. He did sneak in there rather opportunely. Enjoy.

Ashley Salazar Topless in Playboy Mexico; Playboy.TV Es Gratis Para la Celebración! (That Means Free!)

 
Ashley Salazar Topless in Playboy Mexico
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I’m a big Ashley Salazar fan. Whenever Ashley alerts us to her new photos in any publication around the seven seas, I get excited to see her new body of work. And what a body it is. Ashley’s outrageously fine female form is on topless display currently in Playboy Mexico, the South of the Border online bunny domination journal. And, man, what a muy bueno visual experience it is.

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To celebrate Ashley’s sextastic rise, and the rise she gives all of us, Playboy.TV is extending its offer of One Week Free Trial to see girls as hot as Ashley getting silly sexy with each other for the love of hot girl bodies intertwined. You will never find a better price than free, or perhaps a better way to unwind after work or school or your community service detail along the freeway than about fifteen minutes watching Playboy.TV Trust me, it works wonders. As does Ashley. I just feel happy now. Enjoy.

Elizabeth Laini Topless for the Love of Greek Soccer and the Return of the One Week Free on Playboy.TV!

 
Elizabeth Laini Topless Soccer Photoshoot for Playboy
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Okay, I’m shilling Team Greece, Free Playboy.TV, and hot nekkid girls with soccer balls all in one or two paragraphs. I’m so good with all of that you wouldn’t believe. As of the time of this writing, Greece is about to kick off with Japan in a second, pretty must win match in the World Cup. And to celebrate, I’m sharing pictures of the beautiful Elizabeth Laini, Playboy girl madly in love with Greek soccer and just about the best looking promoter you could ever desire.

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And, naturally, a gift for you. It’s going to be a long hot summer. Make it sweaty with a purpose with One Week Free Trial of Playboy.TV.  I’ve asked them to do this for our readers because it really is quality sextastic nekkid fun content that I want you to test out at least. You may not want it, but don’t say it’s not for you. It is. I know you better than your own mom, well, except for those rash issues. Enjoy.

Dad Loves Cars and Hot Topless Girls, Get Him Some; Playboy.TV 80% Off for Father’s Day Last Minute Gift Buying

 
Elizabeth Marxs and Ali Rose Topless Playboy Photoshoot
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Are you like me, a pretty horrible self-involved child who never did anything for the parents who claim on legal notices that they raised him? Well, hopefully you thanked mom rightfully so, and, now, your chance to payback dad. Do you realize how many times your old man wanted to tell you how embarrassed he was of you out there in the mix, but he just said, ‘Way to go, champ’ instead? That’s what dad’s do. They lie. And you owe them for that. So how about one last late Father’s Day gift of Playboy.TV at 80% off the normal price for dear old dad.

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Here to help celebrate are Playboy hotties Elizabeth Marxs and Ali Rose. Now, you can’t get them in person for dad, unless you’re the most bitchin’ son or daughter ever. But you can get him girls just like this doing naughty things with each other and with cars, just because that is what makes this world so awesome to spin around on. Or, forget about dad and let the Karmic winds take you away to some hell hole filled with Kardashians. I’d not take my chances on that one. Playboy.TV, 80% off, for dad, for yourself, for America (and other awesome nations).