Egotastic
Sometimes our readers contribute content, and sometimes, like EgoReader 'T.H.', they just remind us of super hot shit we forgot about because we drink too much, sleep too little, and, let's be honest, our baseline IQs weren't all that strong to begin wtih.
Our lust for Jessica-Jane Clement runs as strong and deep and molten lava hot as any active geological disturbance on this planet, but as T.H reminded us, and in tribute to the au natural hotness of the day, Jessica-Jane was perhaps, nay, indeed, even hotter a few years ago before her boobtastic augmentation, when she was slender smaller cupped super sextastic model.
To prove our point, our friends at PlayboyPlus, who continue to offer our readers a 50% discount on annual memberships, have ponied up this blessedly hot nekkid pictorial of Jessica-Jane Clement pre-90210 work, and it is just spectacular. Enjoy.
Jayde Nicole Leads a Bunny Stampede for Playboy’s 60th
I've had a dream eerily similar to this before. Where I'm lying in bed minding my own business when a bus full of Playboy models and Playmates pull up to my front door and pile in like an invasion force to rob me of my chastity, one by one, at first, then two by two to expedite the line. I beg for mercy, but am only reminded that I exist to be the sex tool for dozens and dozens of horny hot models. Then I try really hard not to pinch myself lest I wake up.
An invasion of bunnies really did take place in Los Angeles as Playboy celebrated their 60th anniversary by riding a double decker bus around town with girls galore, including Jayde Nicole, who looked like 1.2 million bucks in her iconic bunny outfit. Sadly, as in most major cities, Luddite thinking laws prevent women from appearing topless in public lest the children see boobs and feel warm and comforted and normal. Still, there was plenty of hot tease and furry tail to go around. Enjoy.