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Jaclyn Swedberg Nekkid New and So Damn Hot for Playboy (Get Playboy.TV Free Week for Xmas!)

By Bill Swift | Dec 19th, 2014 @ 8:32 am

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One of the most popular lovely lasses we’ve shared visual wonderments this year had to be Jaclyn Swedberg who reappeared in numerous bikini photoshoots in 2014. So, fortune of fortunes that our friends at PlayboyPlus just this week launched her latest hottest topless pictorial for the bunny magazine. Truly a princess among princesses. A brunette hottie of curvaceous, nay, monumental proportions.

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If you haven’t found that perfect gift yet for Xmas for your favorite people yet, including most definitely yourself, please do consider the very best opportunity on the web for world class fun-girl-no-clothing content on Playboy.TV which can be yours this Yuletide for one heavenly Free Week of sinful exploration. I’ve yet to meet the man or Sapphic leaning woman who has not been pleased with their subscription or the chaffing that occurs happily thereafter. It truly is the most amazing, low cost gift available for the holidays. Enjoy.

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Will Kendra Wilkinson Accept Her Tranny Loving Husband Back? I Don’t Know, Let’s Look at Her Nekkid While We Discuss

By Bill Swift | Dec 10th, 2014 @ 2:40 pm

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Kendra Wilkinson has been in the news of much lately, both discussing her sexual experiences with Hef, and discussing her husband’s sexual experiences with another transgendered male and whether or not she’s going to take him back. That’s a lot of discussing. I’m not one for lots of talk, instead I prefer to focus on ogling. No matter where you land on Kendra as a person, there’s no denying you would like to land on her as a Playboy model, and thanks to our friends at PlayboyPlus, let’s take another delicious tour down Kendra mammary lane.

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There is a reason Kendra is famous and successful to this day and it was all predicated on these alluring looks and short but sweet body of hers. The clubs wanted Kendra the minute she turned eighteen because they could see in her an immediate draw for the male clientele. They were right. As was Playboy in picking her to be Hef’s concubine and reality show starlet. And even now I guess she and her reality shows appeal to a completely different demographic. But it all started with the bodacious body. Quite the career foundation. Enjoy.

By the way, did you see that thing above about getting PlayboyPlus for one-hundred cents? I hope so. It’s Christmas, get this done now.

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Stefanie Knight Perfect Nekkid Body in Playboy

By Bill Swift | Dec 2nd, 2014 @ 1:29 pm

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Yep, it’s time for my favorite not quite a game show again where earlier in the day we saw the brilliantly boobtastic Stefanie Knight pimping H20 hot bikini style, now we get to see her dabbling in the nekkid arts full frontal and center on PlayboyPlus, the outlet for all good and yummy things bare naked ladies.

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Stefanie was sort of a blonde this morning, though her brunette charms and one outlandishly sextastic body shine through in this naturally nekkid pictorial of the curvaceous beauty and Cybergirl of the month earlier this year. There’s no shame in being super hot, so I’m told. Stefanie, I’d love to be the guy who gets to hold your clothes while you’re working. They will come back to you neatly pressed, even if you don’t ask for that, it’s just something I throw in after the obligatory washing to hide any irregularities that occurred during my handling. So very very hot! Enjoy.

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Ancilla Tilia Topless Playboy Photoshoot For TGIF Dutch Treats

By Bill Swift | Nov 14th, 2014 @ 1:13 pm

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We just met her on Monday in the Boob Tube Roundup, but Dutch blonde hottie Ancilla Tilia made quite an impression on many of you, so how could I not end the week by sharing her fully faptastic photos from her sole pictorial with Playboy. Just one wicked sextastic young blonde lady in glasses and no top behind the wheel of her car. Maybe wooden shoes, I didn’t really notice.

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It’s pictorials like these that remind me just how powerful are the lady loving dreams rattling around the male libido. Sure, the entire world of women doesn’t look quite as good perhaps as Ancilla whilst buck nekkid behind the steering wheel, but the raw power contained in the female lady goodness is something we men are loathe to admit has complete control over any of our perceived defenses. We are but your humble servants, though at times you fail to recognize your power. Damn, I might have given away some trade secrets. Thank God It’s Funbags!

Jenya D Nekkid Hot in Playboy, Because You Asked So Politely

By Bill Swift | Nov 7th, 2014 @ 9:51 am

Jenya D Nekkid Hotness Photoshoot for Playboy

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Your wish is my command. You know, provided your wish involves wicked hot brunettes taking off all their clothes and revealing their heavenly lady goodness. Not so much to pick up your dry cleaning. Jenya D sure has taken off since we first posted her in that legit American Apparel advertisement. Now we also know her as Katie Fey and Eugenia Diordiychuk, darling hottie from the East who has among other things, routinely graced the virtual pages of Playboy. And, who how she’s graced them.

Jenya, which I’m going to keep calling her because it is wonderfully shorter than her parents given name, is just one alluring beauty. I can see why so many of you recognized her unique sextastic rather suddenly. For those of you who don’t know her, you can get up closer and all personal like with a 7-Day Free Trial Membership to Playboy.TV, the finest bit of girl on screen and girl on girl on screen on the Interweb. She really is a looker, and that body, oh, how I would shank any of you in the shower for a brief conjugal with Jenya. Enjoy.

Elle Alexandra and Leanna Decker Topless Devil and Angel for PlayboyTV Halloween Freebie!

By Bill Swift | Oct 31st, 2014 @ 2:10 pm

Elle Alexandra and Leanna Decker Topless Playboy Photoshoot

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Have you ever said to yourself, man, I’d love to see Playboy models dressed as Heaven and Hell getting all kinds of topless and nekkid to celebrate Halloween. I know. me too! Elle Alexandra and Leanna Decker represent the duality of man’s nature. That is, we like wicked hot gingers and brunettes. What two sides were you thinking of? Seeing these girls all naughty and nice and playful reminds me that Halloween is more about just dress up, it’s about undressing as well.

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To celebrate Halloween our friends at PlayboyPlus and Playboy.TV are once more offering up their extra special 7-Day Free Trial to Playboy.TV, which if you haven’t joined yet, you are completely missing out on one of the single best online experiences available in 2014. And why? To buy one more meatball sub at Subway that you know doesn’t take like your moms? No, my friend, that is a waste of money. Free is the hot ticket for you. Funbags, frolicking, and another F-word I promised my grandmother I’d never use again. It’s all there on Playboy.TV. Happy Halloween. Enjoy.

Lindsay Lohan Topless Marilyn Portrait, We Got Your Playboy Lindsay Lohan Topless Marilyns (And a Free Week of Playboy.TV)

By Bill Swift | Oct 28th, 2014 @ 11:47 am

Lindsay Lohan Poses Topless as Marilyn Monroe for Playboy

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Lindsay Lohan obviously has an affinity for Marilyn Monroe. Not so unusual. But to the point she recently commissioned a London artist to paint her as iconic Marilyn in the flesh for her own private collection of oil selfies I suppose (see below). We first saw Lindsay make a big splash as Marilyn topless a couples years back now in Playboy Magazine, her first real glamour shoot, not to mention a very solid paycheck.

Playboy.TV for Free for One Week! (Warning NSFW: Clicking Will Take You To Hot Nekkid Women Folk Being Naughty)

To celebrate Lindsay’s love of Marilyn and her own funbags, our friends at Playboy are offering a One Week Free Trial to Playboy.TV. Free is slightly less than Lindsay paid for her nekkid portrait, though about what she paid to share it on Twitter. Playboy.TV also offers 50,000 hours of HD video, which I’m pretty sure doesn’t come with a street artist portrait. You could do worse, much worse, than spending a free week checking out Playboy.TV. It’s like buying Halloween candy, only you can consume it endlessly and only feel better as you do. Enjoy.