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Playboy Previews the Super Bowl (Topless Hotties Are Always Better Late Than Never)

By Bill Swift | February 6, 2012 @ 10:26 am

I'll say this for Playboy, not necessarily the timeliest of Super Bowl weekend previews, on the other hand, their stable of fine fillies is pretty much unmatched in the leering business, so when they asked us if we'd like to share their pre-game locker room preview featuring Katie Carroll, Dani Mathers, Jennie Reid and Megan Medellin, well, who are we to deny our loyal readers some sweet girl-girl locker room naughty time. Enjoy.

Be sure to check out all the photos in Playboy's Road to the Big Game Preview.

Preevyet to Our Russian Faithful With Topless Playboy Babes for 2012

By Bill Swift | January 17, 2012 @ 10:03 am

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Now, I know some of you will say this post is a blatant, cynical attempt to kiss ass on our small, but growing number of fans in Mother Russia. And, you'd be completely right. We love our dark-haired steppes-childs, and if it takes showing some amazing boobery from this year's Playboy Russia calendar to get them to come out of the woodworks, dammit, that's just what we're going to do. And the rest of you can look away if you choose.

Step up, Russian men. Let's hear from you. We know you're out there. Наслаждайтесь.

Take Your Daughter to Work Day: Monique Evans Guides Daughter Barbara Evans Through First Playboy Shoot

By Bill Swift | December 15, 2011 @ 8:49 am

Hot Moms Make Hot Daughters!

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When I was a little kid, my dad refused to take me to 'Take Your Kid to Work Day'. At the time he explained to me it was because he was an astronaut on a shuttle mission and that it would be highly impractical. I later learned that this was a complete falsehood and that he was mostly embarrassed of the fact that I was still wearing bangs and zippered shirts decades past other boys. Growing up is hard.

Unless you happen to be a second generation hottie like young Brazilian model Barbara Evans, whose mom, Monique Evans, is one of the more revered and legendary 70's Playboy Brazil models turned legit model turned TV celebrity, who convinced her own daughter to follow right in her footsteps, err, body steps, all nekkid like on the pages of the Bunny magazine. Not only did Monique suggest the pictorial for her daughter, she apparently supervised the shoot on the family farm and selected the photos used in the publication. Now that's a mom (and a super hot looking daughter). Enjoy.

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Micaela Breque Makes Beautiful Latina Music All Nekkid for the Argentine Bunny

By Bill Swift | December 12, 2011 @ 11:52 am

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Rocio Gancedo Topless

More hotness from Playboy Argentina. 13 Photos »

The whole wide web has been agog this past week with the actually rather critically weak offering of the Lindsay Lohan Playboy pictures, leaked in some form or another, but mostly just making us wonder what became of the Bunny's ability to grab celebrity hotness and put it on full nekkid and hot display. Then up pops Micaela Breque, Argentine young hottie celebutante and new young bride of Latin Grammy winner, Andrés Calamaro; now Micaela, she makes us feel all special and tingly in her pictorial in her homeland version of Playboy. The forumla seems simple and this is how it's done. Enjoy.

Lindsay Lohan Topless in Playboy: An Egotastic! Critical Review

By Bill Swift | December 9, 2011 @ 10:46 am

Lindsay Nekkid Nekkid

Forget the covered nudes, check out Lilo in total 8 Photos »

Lilo Flashes All Over

Lindsay Lohan Upskirt During a Miami Photoshoot

Infamous Lindsay Lohan photoshoot shows top and bottom 29 Photos »

Lindsay Has Big Knockers

It's not the only reason we love her, but two of them. 20 Photos »

Unfortunately, we can not bring you the pictures of this much anticipated Lindsay Lohan pictorial in Playboy magazine, but we can give you an absolutely pointless critical review of the photos from our own two eyes, to our hands, only stopping at a few places along the way.

They're, um, just okay. Yet another stab at the Marilyn Monroe cliche by the folks at the Bunny U.S.A. Definitely see Lilo's full frontal knockers, ripe, and busty, although air-brushy also comes to mind for much of this. There is no full-frontal, rather tame for a 'nude shoot', which apparently was re-shot after Hef got ugly wind of the first set of photos. Overall, is it worth the reported $1 million payout to Lindsay Lohan? Well, I'm sure her attorneys who are finally getting paid would say yes. As for the few bucks you'd need to have your own personal copy, I'd say, if you're still a Lindsay Lohan fan, get it. If not, meh.

For those interested, the website Gawker is running censored copies of the photos with links to the uncensored.

REMEMBER: LILO GOES BRALESS ON FIRST DAY OF COMMUNITY SERVICE

Lindsay Lohan Goes Braless for First Day of Community Service at Women's Center

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Maria Kozhevnikova Raises the Hotness Level in Russian Parliament by a Bazillion Percent

By Bill Swift | December 8, 2011 @ 11:05 am

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Anna Chapman Topless

Remember the Russian Nymphomaniac Spy? 6 Photos »

Maria Kozhevnikova is, make that, was, a teen TV star on some Russian teen drama that I'm sure is as craptastic as the troubled teen high school dramas here, who has turned her stardom into a successful run for a parliament seat in Moscow, all of which is quite noteworthy and groundbreaking, but not nearly as important as the fact that she's in this month's Playboy Russia, not quite, but almost, baring it all.

Now, we're not suggesting it's time to see Michelle Bachmann stripping down for a magazine (albeit, I think we have some nudes of her somewhere in one of our closets), and for 99.9% of politicians, clothing definitely not ought be option. But for the likes of the hot blonde Maria Kozhevnikova, we can make an exception under the overriding rules of sextastic. Enjoy.

Lindsay Lohan Playboy Magazine Cover Leaked

By Bill Swift | December 7, 2011 @ 2:06 pm

Bikini Top Drop!

One Of Our LiLo Favorite Moments 25 Photos »

Or, so they would have you believe.

The orchestrations surrounding Playboy these days and their 'early leaked' pictorials around the globe is either a massive coincidence of unfortunate timing, or a cleverly designed marketing strategy to drive media attention. Being the cynical bastard that I am, I'm going with the latter.

In any event, here's a look at the upcoming cover of Playboy magazine wherein Lindsay Lohan will bare her wares, officially, and for money, this time come next month (when LiLo might very well be sitting in a jail cell once more). Enjoy.