Every Scottish gent and lady I know voted for independence from the U.K, but go figure, I must know a certain subset because the Northern European land of Braveheart chose to remain with the United Kingdom in the big referendum yesterday. Alas, my blue war paint and haggis flavored victory candies went wasted. But, as a man who prides himself on turning lemons into lemonade, and clothed women into unclothed women more importantly, let’s celebrate the still strong and proud Scottish people and culture with a look at Zoi, a Scottish super hottie who bared her wares on the pages of Playboy magazine.
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You know I’m also bringing you the best and brightest and most boobtastic from the land of Playboy as a I try to convince the entire world with male gonads and Sapphic leading lovely ladies to at least try a FREE WEEK OF PLAYBOY.TV as it is one of the five best things on the Internet today. Egotastic! is one of the other five, you can guess the remaining three.
Nevertheless, and naturally, it was only a matter of time before a guy like ‘Stephen’ wrote in burnt sienna Crayola marker a letter demanding that the extraordinarily hot Shelby Chesnes Playmate spread be promoted and shared and all around treated like a princess. My first instinct in these correspondences is always to feel a bit put upon, then I end up looking at girls like Shelby and I become completely catatonic with lust. Damn, I mean, just look at her and tell me you don’t believe in unicorns and the power of rainbows to heal. Stephen, I forgive you.
I will not forgive anyone who doesn’t try out PLAYBOY.TV, because while too much malt liquor does cause me to forget these days, I never forgive people who look a gift horse in the mouth, especially when that filly is a crazy hot as Shelby Chesnes. Enjoy.
Unbelievably hot model and DJ Colleen Shannon took some time off from spinning records to show off her twin subwoofers. In case my speaker metaphor was confusing, I’m saying that Colleen is topless in this photoshoot for Playboy. Colleen has some of the best funbags in the business, as you can well see. They are simply perfect. If there is a Platonic form of a boob, Colleen’s ta-tas are it. She’s also bottomless in some of these pics and you see that…ahem…the drapes match the carpet. These pictures are seriously hot.
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I like Colleen’s facial expressions because she looks like a fun tease. She strikes me as the kind of girl that is fun but frustrating to pursue. But it makes the victory of finally getting to swing off them big ‘ol boobies that much sweeter. Hell, I’d even listen to her DJ if it meant I might get to touch those puppies. You hear that? I’d voluntarily listen to house music and that stuff kinda sucks.
I do miss this game. This udderly delicious turn at seeing one sextastic celebrity hottie clothed by day, or last night actually when I saw Jaime Pressly in her new TV series, Jennifer Falls. And then by day, see her in one of her exquisitely classic topless pictorials in Playboy Magazine from our friends at Playboy Plus, a site that if you don’t belong, you’re simply not wasting time on the Internet properly.
Jaime Pressly has been in the news of late both for her new TV show and for talk about some medical issues related to her breast health. We obviously root for all women on Egotastic!, and we obviously root a bit harder for women who are so hot they make our toes burn just from imagining them on top of us on top of hot cement. Why the cement? I’m not sure, I never question my dreams.
Jaime Pressly and oh, a thousand of her super hot celebrity model and actress nekkid friends can be had on Playboy Plus for just $5.83/month now for Egotastic! readers. If you can think of a better way to spend a few bucks a month than perusing an infinite amount of hot photo and video content of Playmates and celebrities, then I’d like to know. Okay, yes, grandma needs to eat, but outside of that, get Playboy Plus. Enjoy life a little more.
I come bearing gifts. Free gifts of hotness and more hotness. Starting off with the beautifully sultry Sherlyn Chopra, the Bollywood actress and model and first Indian sweetness to ever model her bare hot lady parts for Playboy magazine. I’ve been waiting for forever for these pictures to become available online, because you really must feast your peeps upon Sherlyn’s ridiculously hot body if you call yourself a gentleman ogler of the world.
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To celebrate the release of these photos, our friends at Playboy.TV are offering our readers One Week Free of Playboy.TV. I can not stress enough how entertaining Playboy.TV truly is. It’s like the HBO of nekkidness, but instead of showing crappy 90′s movies in between the few shows you want to watch, Playboy.TV just puts in more crazy sextastic nekkid young woman for an endless run of watchability. I was going to say wankability, but, you know, that’s not family friendly. I beseech your Id to try out Playboy.TV for a week and see for yourself. Besides spending your life’s savings on Polynesian Bitcoins, have I ever steered you wrong? Enjoy.
Some of our silver fox readers were wondering if maybe we could use our unholy relation with the Bunny empire to pull out a few more of the classic hotties they grew up having fun time private time to. Why of course said I. Because I like to think of myself as the R-Rated Santa Clause. In that vein, why not look at the incredible sextastic that is Teri Copley, who boys were turning into men to in the early 80′s, and not long after took it all off for Playboy.
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The 80′s were such much simpler times. Sexist TV shows like We Got It Maid just seemed downright okay. Now everything has to be hidden and decoded. I’m guessing Teri didn’t mind so much being the blonde bombshell, even if they did make her the cliche bubble head. A gig’s a gig. Trust me, I’m much smarter than what I play on here. I keep telling myself. Check out Teri, take a walk down mammary lane, and enjoy.
That’s the kicker. I want you guys to sign up for Playboy.TV for the one week free trial I keep nagging the good folks at Playboy Online to offer our readers because the content is rip-roaring good times. There’s nothing wrong with seeing gaggles of extremely good looking hot-bodied young ladies rolling around in the bathtub together. I’m not exactly sure what else you’re spending your time on, but unless you’re actively curing cancer, it’s not time spent more wisely. And even people curing cancer need a break at night.
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To celebrate my love of all things hot and topless and Playboy relate, I wanted to give an ode to summer by way of this spectacular pictorial of the sextastic Sarah Summers in black and white and deep rich passion inducement all over. If Sarah’s ridiculously hot body doesn’t cause you to feel feverish, you should see your doctor. Your cork might be stuck. Damn you, Sarah Summers. I was hoping to get a little productive work done here. Enjoy.