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Karina Smirnoff and Sharna Burgess Bikini in Hawaii

Dancing with the Stars dancers Karina Smirnoff and Sharna Burgess took some time off from dancing the cha cha cha with c-list celebrities to romp around a Hawaiian beach scantily clad. Karina wore a teal bikini that showed off her gorgeous dancer's body. A lot of professional dancers have lost their boobies through rigorous exercise, but not Karina. There is some killer cleave pics, particularly when they are paddle surfing. The bottom also gives a nice view of the cut musculature of her hips leading down to her no-no spot. Sharna's bikini is even smaller and more revealing. The cleavage on her is enough to make me want to dance and I truly suck at it. She's got a really amazing and tight tuchus that I imagine comes from all those long hours strutting around with Danny Bonaduce or Jimmy "JJ" Walker or whoever.

I like it when hotties travel in pairs. It makes it so much more convenient to write about them if they are in a pack. Plus it's double the good stuff to look at.

Adrianne Curry Bikini Pimping Time in Sin City

It's cosplay queen Adrianne Curry's time for a little bikini exhibition at the Encore Pool Club in Las Vegas. August is not traditionally the most temperate of climates for delighting in the outdoors in Sin City, but for the chance to see part-time fitness instructor and full-time social media hot bodied Adrianne Curry in a two piece, you can handle a little cook and burn.

The idea of jumping into a pool filled with guys reacting to the site of Adrianne Curry's tight booty in a thong isn't all that enticing in theory or practice. I think I'd sit by the cabana and hope she mistakes me for her submissive towel and lotion boy. Maybe snap a towel at me if I miss a spot. That'd be something that would not stay in Vegas, I assure you. Enjoy.

Jennifer Nicole Lee Bikini Mighty Asstastic Booty Show in Miami

If there's one thing BBW turned MILFtastic fitness guru Jennifer Nicole Lee knows, it's booty. In fact, she told me herself in person her asstastic is her favorite body part to work out. I think she said that, I was kind of lose in a haze staring at her mighty thumper while she was talking so she could have said hair or nose. But I'm pretty sure I heard the word booty. Or maybe I was just thinking it really strongly.

Jennifer took to the scene of her favorite Miami Beach pool for a little bikini thumper show. She really does have an impressive bottom, for a veteran hot bodied mommy. It takes many squats. I know. That's why I've purchased a director's chair so I can comfortably view Jennifer while she's tightening her glutes. I hate to sweat. Enjoy.

Laura Cremaschi Bikinis in Miami Beach

Italian model and showgirl Laura Cremachi showed off her cannolis in a colorful bikini in Miami Beach. Laura has got a truly breathtaking set of funbags, or as the Italians say divertimento sacchetti. There is some pretty awesome sideboob and cleav action going on in these pics. You can clearly see why Italian politicians risk their careers for a chance to squeeze those chest pillows. But what I think is even more revealing in these pics is her booty. Mamma mia, what a caboose this girl has got! The bikini is almost a g-string, so you can see the wonder of her derriere almost in its entirety. The cloth also barely covers up her no-no spot and you can pretty much see the outline of everything. Laura just knows how to wear a bikini. It takes more than just going to the store and buying one and being naturally hot to pull off that look.

No, one must master the bikini arts. Laura knows exactly how to bikini. She's a black belt, or black g-string, in bikini.

Irina Shayk Animal Booty Hot Bikini Body for Agua Bendita

There's really nothing Irina Shayk can't make hot. Granted, bikini body and hot animal face booty posing is what she was born to do. But she could take out the trash in her heavyset sister's burqa and still give the world a solid woody. That's raw awesome power. The kind of power that makes me weak in the knees when leering at her incredibly alluring body in these Agua Bendita catalog photos for their new bikini line.

As you know, the definition of swimsuit or lingerie marketing genius is to hire Irina Shayk to model your wares and then claim yourself a wunderkind when sales go through the roof. It really is so simple. And, yet, so incredibly hot. If that shot of Irina's booty with the lupine face doesn't send you into a fit, you just don't love animals enough. Enjoy.

Nina Agdal Bikini Fun Time in Vegas Pool Pimping

Danish Delight Nina Agdal was the toast of the pool, hosting some function or other at the Wynn Resorts in Las Vegas by looking all sextastic and colorful and smiley for the cameras. And why not be smiling when you're as ridiculously hot as Nina and everybody is staring at your sweet female form like you're a goddess descended from Mt. Lust.

I guess sometimes the attention becomes overwhelming, but better than everybody stares at you with passion in their pants than because you look like death warmed over. I get that a lot from people. Far better to be stunningly hot with perfect funbags and a booty that could cause champagne corks to pop all on their own. Nina, you are the bee's knees. I would gladly pay one million dollars per beverage to hang by the pool with you. But I think I'll have an ice water. Enjoy.

Laura Cremaschi and Her Hot Bikini Body Can’t Be Contained, Though Sadly Today It Is Just a Little

After seeing Laura Cremaschi with her top off last week, well, it's a bit like an amazing dessert was served and it's  time to head off to dream land to imagine such tasty treats. Though I am a man who can move from dessert back to appetizer rounds with the greatest of ease. Especially inspired by the sight of Laura back in a little bikini on the beach showing off her staggeringly hot body in the more traditional suntanning manner of the U.S. So sad, I know.

Laura really has managed to work herself into one of the finest beach bodies among the stiff competition making men stiff along Miami Beach. I'm not going to say I favor her even more these days because she was showing off her bare boobtastic last week. I'm not going to say it, but naturally it's totally true. I can be bought rather easily! Enjoy.