Bikinis Posts:

Kendall Jenner and Kylie Jenner Bikini Greeks on Reality Show Vacation

Well, the Kardashians find themselves in Greece on this week's episode of their life, where the family slash cast is filming a 'vacation holiday' series of shows featuring America's most beloved merchandisable family. Well, perhaps not most beloved, but one of the most skin-baring families around, with even the teen half-sisters getting involved in the family jet skiing and bikini show.

Kendall Jenneris the heir apparent to the Kardashian pimping empire, and her younger sister Kylie Jenner is not far behind. The two girls dismissing early from formal education in their lives in favor of TV cameras, modeling gigs, and sharing the details of their young lives on every social media outlet possible. Can't say they don't seem to be delighting in their on-air lifestyle. Certainly beats algebra. Enjoy.

Julianne Hough Bikini Pictures for a Newly Eligible Bachelorette Hottie

Well, the admission by Julianne Hough that she's pretty much waiting for Mr. Right before she gives up any of the Hough muffin means she's officially crossed off my list, however, for those of you into devout hotties with nice bikini bodies and a sweet pot o' cash in the bank, you could do far worse than Julianne Hough.

Julianne put her bikini body on display in Miami, and it's quite a thing. Slender, tight, hot. Maybe I can forgive that virginity pledge thing and... no, just can't get past it. So, just ogling for now. Enjoy.

Shayne Lamas Bikini Pictures Show Off Her North Points While South of the Border

Shayne Lamas may have a name that sounds a bit manly, but she's all woman as evidenced by these boobtastic bikini pictures taken during her beach frolic vacation time in Mexico. Not sure exactly what she's vacationing from, but as the daughter of Lorenzo Lamas and former reality show contestant, any time you're out of jail it's a fundamental victory. Add to that looking mighty fine and curvy in a bikini and you have more than a victory, you've pretty much won the war.

It's not easy being a second, actually third, generation Hollywood type for Shayne. But it's much much easier when you start off looking like this. Enjoy.

Vida Guerra Bikini Pictures Continue Their Curvy Miami Beach Domination

Wow, the return of Vida Guerra to active bikini duty along the beach has been more than a pleasant surprise of late. We've missed the Cuban born curvaceous veteran model who not only has tons of hotness left in her tank, she has at least a couple tank-fulls from what I can see in these latest bikini candids.

For all the emphasis we place on lean and mean, is there anything finer than a heaping double handful of booty on a woman? I know, don't think to long as you ponder that answer, you might hurt yourself. Enjoy.

Chloe Green Bikini Pictures Reveal a Slendering Heiress

Topshop heiress Chloe Green seems to be doing quite fine with her recent reported fling with Marc Anthony. Maybe it's all the recently divorced guy making of the sexy time, but Chloe Green is definitely thinning out quite nicely for a wealthy girl who I would marry in a heartbeat.

Prancing around Miami in an undersized bikini, Chloe now holds her own in terms of heiress walks. A good week by the way for British wealthy offspring, including Tamara Ecclestone taking off her clothes for Playboy. Could Chloe be next? Hmm, never say never. Enjoy.

I Don’t Know Who Big Ang Is, But I Bet I Know How She Got Her Nickname

I really don't have time to watch a ton of reality TV. I mean, I do have time to whittle, watch the paint dry on my neighbor's house (they take better care of their place than I do), and arrange all the socks in my drawer by national origin of yarn production. But not much time for the crap on TV. Including Mob Wives. So I guess I missed Big Ang the first time around.

Big Ang is the Staten Island bar owner who had ginormous tubes. I'm sure she has other qualities to, but for the purpose of pleasing EgoReader 'Stan' who rhyming wise happens to be a big fan, we had to share pictures of Big Ang flashing her unwieldy cans on South Beach. I'm pretty sure a half-dozen sea going birds tried to nest in her cleavage. Three were successful. She'll probably find them next Fall when they start molting. Enjoy.

Irina Shayk Bikini Pictures Stellar Hot for Beach Bunny

Irina Shayk, just, wow. I don't know how she continues to top herself, like a giant in a field of sports who you're certain can't do any better, then they do, and you remember why you idolize them so.

Well, I idolize Irina Shayk. How does she keep outdoing herself? In this latest and greatest, Irina pimps the ever-loving sextastic out of bikinis for Beach Bunny Swimwear.

Hire Irina Shayk to model your clothes, sell tons of clothes, get called a genius. We know the formula. And it works, better now than ever before. Enjoy.

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