Bikinis Posts:

Anais Zanotti Bikini Body Perfection on the Shores of Miami

When Anais Zanotti comes out to bikini play, she comes to win. There's not an single angle of her where you don't see a taunt to the potential competition, bring it on other bikini clad hotties, because my body will kick your body's ass. Or, maybe smooch it softly to candlelight if this were a perfect world.

Anais has simply perfected the fine art of fine bikini booties on the beach in Miami. That's no easy field to dominate. The hot thumpers along that piece of shoreline originating from all parts of the world is tremendous. But Anais more than holds her own. Oh, that I could hold her own as well. That is so high on my bucket list. Anais, just a squeeze for a gentleman ogler who needs a happy checkmark? Dare to dream when your fantasy girl struts right by in a tiny bikini. Enjoy.

Candice Swanepoel Bikini Photoshoot For Victoria’s Secret

The redonkulously hot Candice Swanepoel brings her talents to the page in this photoshoot for Victoria's Secret. By talents I am referring to her magnificent funbags. They are seriously exemplary. All ta-tas should aspire to be more like Candice Swanepoel's chichis. She wears a variety of different bikinis and swimsuits and she looks super sexy in all of them. Some people were born with the ability to really maximize a bikini's hotness quotient and Candice is one of those people. A particular favorite is the leopard striped one that shows off a lot of skin. Leopard print is just plain sexy. Maybe it's the jungle animal that lives somewhere deep inside us or maybe it's that leopard print stuff tends to be lowcut. Either way, it's a good thing.

I remember I used to sit in wait for the Victoria's Secret catalog to come to our house back in high school. Then I would hide it from my mom. Today I can just look at the pics online and don't have to hide them from anyone. We really are living in a magical time.

Lisa Opie Has a Perfect Bikini Booty and a Blonde Hottie Bikini Buddy

You know how much I adore, worship, and otherwise have an unhealthy addiction to the lovely booty perfect bikini body on Miami Beach model fixture Lisa Opie. Now she's just teasing harder by bringing along her blonde friend Kristina Sofia and doubling down on the bikini rump time. You throw in a volleyball and I'm as good as gone into my own world of fantasy beach erotica.

The Miami Beach scenes really might be the world's most competitive bikini body landscape at the moment. You can't just walk out there in any old bikini with any old body. This is fame and fame costs and right here with your tight little thumper is where you start paying. Well, at least where I start ogling and probably never stop. Keep up the fantastic work, Lisa Opie. Enjoy.

Gerard Butler’s New Girlfriend Bikinis In Malibu

Gerard Butler's mysterious new girlfriend rocked a tiny black bikini while hanging out with him in Malibu. No one seems to know who this girl is, hence why we can only refer to her as Gerard Butler's girlfriend. King Leonidas has been seen around town canoodling with her, so I guess marching his little Spartan up her Thermopylae. Yes, I paid attention in ancient World history. What I do know for sure is that she's got a pretty awesome body. Her booty in particular is nice and shapely. I do so love a woman with a nice tight but round booty. She's fairly thin but not scary LA model thin where you can see all of her bones like a street dog in one of those depressing Sarah McLaughlin commercials.

Whoever this mystery woman is I am hoping we get to see more of her in a bikini. Lucky for us they live in LA where you can pretty much wander around in a bikini year round.

Casey Batchelor Bikini Strapless Yachting Funtimes in Ibiza

I guess yachting season isn't quite over yet in the Mediterranean environs. When I get my own sea-worthy vessel, she shall circle the globe 365 days a year, though mostly because I'll forget to pay my mooring charges and they'll set her adrift. Fair enough, so long as I'm stranded at sea with the likes of TOWIE starlet Casey Batchelor who wears a bikini rather noticeably well.

Casey was down in Ibiza partying on a yacht not belonging to me and seemingly well aware every man within a thousand leagues was ogling her super fine and buxom bikini body. That there is some kind of lighthouse power. I don't care how nice your yacht is, the hot girl standing on the bow in a strapless bikini is still the captain. Casey, you are looking might fine these days. Permission to come board? Please, grant it. Enjoy.

Chelsea Heath Covered Topless Bikini Booting Pimping Continues for the Faptastic Gods

It's no secret I've become quite smitten with Chelsea Heath. I'm not a gambling man, well, okay, I am, but I have a sneaky feeling we'll bee seeing much more of this divine bikini hottie in the near future. As for now, we have another peek at the ridiculously hot bikini body of this young L.A. model pimping the creepy 138 water on the shores of Malibu, somewhere close to a bar I once remember being thrown out of . Mixed feelings for me, with a strong lean toward passion inducement thanks to Chelsea's perfect bikini booty.

The more I see these incredibly passion inducing bikini babes pouring this 138 water over their bodies, the more I believe this mysteriously non-existent bottled water product is more likely an elixir that promotes serious hot body growth from the outside. No way to know for sure so, Chelsea, keep on pouring over your fun bits. Daddy will be there soon to mop up. That sounded really creepy as well. Though brutally honest i assure you. Enjoy.

Pippa Middleton Bikini Licious Peeks on Holiday in Italy

Pippa Middleton faded fast like one of those one-hit wonder bands. Well, two hit wonders if you count both of her booty cheeks that threatened to upstage her sister and future Queen of England at her wedding. Not long after that, some Beefeater or MI-6 fellow got to Pippa and she was thereafter in oversized sweaters and loose dresses and looking like the girl who isn't expecting to dance at the school homecoming. It was really kind of sad. Though I surprise sacrifices must be made for the glory of the realm.

Pippa is back for the first time in a very long while in a bikini on vacation somewhere super fancy in Italy. She's back in a bikini we haven't seen her donning since I can't remember and looking might nice. Perhaps not as breathtaking as during those early sibling nuptial introductions, but a talent bikini clad woman nevertheless. Pippa, my Pippa, how does your garden grow. Actually, I think I see a few hints as to the answer. Enjoy.