Bikinis Posts:

Metisha Schaefer And Her Booty Bikini Poolside In Miami

German model and certified hottie Metisha Shaefer showed off her goodies in a tiny leopard print bikini in Miami. The small top showed off plenty of cleavage and just a hint of sideboob for our viewing pleasure. Metisha has a nice medium sized rack for when you are in the mood for something not too big or small. Her boobs are the grande sized latte of the boob word. But the really exciting news was happening south of her waist as the bikini bottoms displayed her perfectly pert booty. I do so love a girl that's skinny but has a nice little round bubble butt. It's pretty amazing. Her booty is the height of German engineering. It's the equivalent of a BMW but, you know, a booty.

Add to that a sexy leopard print and you've got yourself some sexiness situations. Is there any hotter pattern than leopard print? It boosts any woman's hottness factor by 10%.

Olivia Culpo Waiting For Nick Jonas In A Bikini

Former Miss USA and current Nick Jonas sex friend Olivia Culpo was spotted in Miami wearing a tiny white bikini. Her pageant winning curves were on full display. Olivia has has a nice pair of lovely lady plums that looked particularly nice in this tiny top. She certainly wins the swimsuit competition...of my heart. Also she's got a miniscule bottom that is very tight on her. How tight? Well, let's just say that she has a bit of the toe of the camel going on downstairs in her business area. Olivia is really hot, though. Like, seriously hot. You have to wonder what better thing Nick Jonas had to do that he was keeping her waiting around?

These kids today, I tell ye. In my day, sexy chicks were hard to come by and you didn't keep them waiting. Then again, I was never a rock star...or whatever you'd call a Jonas brother.

Bethenny Frankel Blue Bikini Show in Miami

I'll admit that Bethenny Frankel is not necessarily a woman I'd trust to take care of my children. But, I don't have any, so I can quite more innocently say, I simply do admire her 40-something mommy bikini shape as in this little blue number she wore strutting by the pool in Miami.

Granted, it's not all natural, I'm not even sure how much is, but the end results are hard to argue with. A swell set of MILFy funbags, a tight tush, and a lean stomach. Check, check, and check. I'm not saying I want to marry the woman. That does seem like eight-months of unnecessary commitment, but I am saying I would mind helping this sextastic bodied mom rub on some aloe after a day in the sun. Does that make me a bad person? It does not. And I'm not going to share with you what does. Enjoy.

The Girls of Fifth Harmony Bikini Show Off Poolside in Rio

I'm going to be straight with you. I don't watch the X-Factor. The last all-girl band I can name for you is the 16th century Celtic ladies choral ensemble. And I'm not going to take the time to learn each of these girls names in Fifth Harmony. Not because I don't care, but because more proudly so, I'm super lazy and will wait another six months to see if Simon Cowell has grown them into something sustainable.

That all being confessed, it's not like I'm not going to share bikini photos of these girls down Rio way delighting in some bikini pool time prior to whatever silly concert thing they have scheduled in front of screaming Brazilian teens. I am all about sharing, except for one or two of these girls who have turned eighteen and I'd have to say I've claimed for my own virtual harem. You get your own. Enjoy.

Ana Braga Bikini Body Sextastic Pinks Out Along the Shore in Miami

When Ana Braga slips into her various sherbet colored bikinis for an extensive round of hot bodied Brazilian blonde goodness on the beach in Miami, I slip into something resembling a catatonic leering state. I really do admire her for so many reasons, most especially those reasons I would grope uncontrollably with my two hands and various other attachments if Ana were simply to give her permission. A simple yes, a node, or something in Brazlian that translates roughly to, fine, I feel so sorry for you, you have three minutes, but no more. I'd take it all.

Ana, whatever your formula for preening posing bikini allure, it's working. I wouldn't change a thing. Well, you could lose the bikinis altogether, though I do fear for the children of American who will be forever damaged were they to see a human female breast before eighteen. The horror! Ana Braga, the hotness! Enjoy.

Yara Khmidan’s Hot Bikini Bod And Other Fine Things TO Ogle

Yara Khmidan in a bikini will make your day. (Hollywood Tuna)

Kim Kardashian wears a cutout dress and shows off her funbags. (Huffington Post)

More sexy pics of Emily Ratajkowski in Cosmo. (Drunken Stepfather)

Lais Ribeiro is scorching hot in lingerie pics. (Popoholic)

Coco's booty looks amazing in a red leather bustier. (The Superficial)

Natalie Gal gets my "Blue Bloods" pumping, if you know what I mean. (COED)

The Texans' cheerleaders combat cancer with boobies. (Busted Coverage)

Melissa Rummells Bikini Pimping That Hard Water in Malibu

I'll say this for this non-existent mysterious bottled water company, they surely have introduced a solid dose of bikini hotness to the shores of Malibu, including today's entry, Melissa Rummells, who is posing, preening, and purposefully teasing you with her sweet bikini body for the purposes of getting you all hot and bothered and in need of expensive bottled water. Fair enough.

I officially give Melissa the Bill Swift stamp of approval, which unlike traditional stamps I actually lick after applying to the intended destination. Melissa, if you see a creepy looking man in a postal uniform who doesn't quite fit those quaint shorts, please, don't run. I just want to say hello and invite you to spend the rest of your life modeling bikinis and lingerie for me in my kingdom slash walk-up studio apartment. I'd even buy your overpriced water keep everything kosher. Let's discuss. Enjoy.