Bikinis Posts:

Farrah Abraham Bikini Pictures Continue as Does Farrah’s Campaign To Be Sexually Famous

Farrah Abraham wants desperately to get attention. We can't help but give her at least some when she's in a bikin prancing about. It's a weakness, what can I say.

While Farrah seems desperate to be famous by any means necessary, including the making of a sex tape with porn stars and similarly scholarly deeds along those lines, we are mostly desperate just to see how her teen mom body is recovered from the production of offspring and the strains of attempting to have a reality TV career. Looks pretty good from here. Enjoy.

Bethenny Frankel Goes Green for Day 2 of MILF Bikini Oversized Sunglasses Floppy Hat Time

When they rebuilt Bethenny Frankel, they sort of did a number all around, which is why the oversized sunglasses. But there's no denying there's something about this 40-something mom bikini body that is quite stellar. Frontside and dumpside. And Bethenny Frankel knows it. Which is why she's playing in the pool in another tiny bikini despite being the demographic of a PTA President. Not that we'd ever stop a hot-bodied mom from her desire for public adulation, let alone private time appreciation.

So, Bethenny, keep it up. We are truly having fun on your vacation. Enjoy.

Rita Rusic Bikini Pictures for the Return of the GILF!

I'm not sure where our favorite 50+ year old veteran bikini hottie has been laying low, but we do know she's still boffing that boy half her age, which seems to be the key to keeping her looking eternally youthful and stellar hot in her little bikinis.

Rita Rusic chose blue for her comeback to the beach bikini in Miami, blue the color of the ocean and the color I've been staring at in patches barely covering the fun parts of this wicked hot GILF. Welcome back, Rita. We have missed you so. How about a game of strip gin rummy? Enjoy.

Bethenny Frankel Bikini Pictures Because Hard Work Deserves Attention

Okay, so that would be mostly the hard work of her plastic surgeon, but reality TV star and newly divorced mom, Bethenny Frankel wasted no time in hitting Miami and showing off her finely sculpted, as it were, 40-something MILF body in a tiny blue bikini.

I'm not exactly sure what the women who buy all her books and products and shows see in Bethenny Frankel, but I know what I see. I see the fine skills of a boy or girl who grew up wanting to be a doctor to change the world, but then later decided that paying off their med school bills and their first Mercedes might have to come first. Enjoy.

Melissa Theuriau Bikini Pictures for French TV Hostess Hotness

The last time we saw French TV news anchor Melissa Theuriau, she was quite pregnant and quite topless. Well, she's recovered from both (sadly for the latter part). Still, the Frenchie hottie looks pretty damn 'wow' in her little bikini poolside in Miami. You may recall that she's married to a French comedian, which I assume means he's obtuse and odd and not very funny.

But Melissa's sweet mommy body is no joke. Nor her dedication to journalism. Though I'd be lying if I said I cared about the latter. Enjoy.

Emily DiDonato Swimwear Pictures for Glorious Summertime Goodness

Emily DiDonato made the SI Swimsuit Edition this year, but she owned our lust-filled hearts well before that. Though only 22, Emily has already made great strides toward the top of our charts of young models we'd like to kindly volunteer to be in the baby making rooms of our underground compound. It's quite an honor, I know.

Emily is currently featured in the Oysho Swimswear collection for Summer 2013, a summer that is nearly upon us. Much like we'd love for Emily to be upon us. In the compound. We shall be fruitful. Enjoy.

Happy Birthday, Kate Hudson, The Best Aging Rocker Groupie Chick Ever

You know how we believe Kate Hudson to be aging more gracefully than any other girl who spent most of her teens and twenties backstage with various members of various bands, right down to marrying and making babies with some of them.

Well, today, on Kate's 34th we celebrate just how good Goldie's daughter continues to look in bikinis. She probably has different plans herself for her birthday, but these are ours. Light up them 35 candles (one for good looks) and have a leer. Enjoy.

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