Bikinis

Edita Vilkeviciute Bikini Pictures Pimping the Two Pieces Swimsuits Like a Champ

It’s that time of year again when my future wife gets paid a bundle that I leave entirely in her name to model the hotties bikinis for the upcoming Spring and Summer seasons. Edita Vilkeviciute is perhaps the most underrated of the world class bikini models, if that’s even possible given her international rankings on the list of top models, not to mention my personal list of women over 5’8″ I’d like to watch honey dripping down their bodies. But she more often is seen in high fashion or trendy artsy shoots than strictly in bikini pimping as she does for Next Swimmwear. And she does it very so well.

Anybody can wear a bikini, the question is, can you make it look ridiculously stunning. Edita is definitely in that limited category of fine female forms who makes everything she wears look like something the genie whipped up after she wished for the perfect head turner at the beach. Edita, when we are finally wed, I might ask that you pull back on some of your more revealing modeling. If you feel the need to slap me and tell me you’ll be making all the important decisions in our marriage, that works too. Just lead with your right please so I can be somewhat prepared. Enjoy.

Photo Credit: Next Swimwear

Ela Rose Covered Topless Beach Shoot for 138 Water

Sweet mother of funbags, Ela Rose has some amazing jugs. Seriously, they are exemplary. All other boobies of the world should stop what they are doing and learn a thing or three from Ela’s ta-tas. Mainly how to be really big and bouncy. In this photoshoot for our favorite overpriced agua, 138 Water, she showed off those impossibly perfect sweet meats by covering them with her hands. I mean, she tried to cover them up with her hands. Boobies of this magnitude cannot be contained by conventional means. All she succeeded in doing was covering the nips…barely. I’ve never actually drank this 138 Water but I’m going to start. I want to contribute to their business so that they keep doing photoshoots like this one.

I’m not really sure what really hot scantily clad women have to do with water but I’m pretty sure the ad guy who came up with this is a genius. “OK, so everyone needs to drink water. Everyone also wants to look at half-naked women…what if we combine the two?”. Bam! Advertising history made.

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Claudia Romani Bikini Thumper Show on the Beach in Miami

There it is. The killer tush I can’t be away from for more than a few days without feeling a cold sweat coming over my body. This followed by a hot sweat about seeing the absolutely stellar bikini thumper on Claudia Romani, the buns of which shall someday be my lawful betrothed.

Claudia doesn’t look the least bit scared at the thought of the competition building up in Miami for best bikini body. She’s certainly a gamer with a booty built for the gladiatorial arena. Buttocks firm and ready for battle. Just the way I like to ogle them. If cheeks could talk, I’m sure Claudia’s would be shouting, ‘Bring it on, bitches!’. Maybe not that last part I added for emphasis. Claudia’s seat meat seems more polite than that. Enjoy.

Photo Credit: Splash News

Anastasia Ashley Bikini Photoshoot Ripe With Ripped Perfect Body Shots

You can’t keep a good woman with a perfect booty down. Not to be floundered by her recent victim of theft issues, Anastasia Ashley and her stellar fine bikini body returned once more to the sandy and salty shores of Miami in another perfectly fitting bikini to flash her boobtastic and asstastic combo right in the face of her Miami Beach would be competition.

Anastasia isn’t just a talented surfer girl, she’s a top tier sextastic talent who surely must be causing many neck cranking injuries along the shore where she preens and poses and splashes and dives. It’s a happy kind of pain when it begins or ends with Anastasia in a bikini. Keep up the good work, we will be watching, as always. Enjoy.

Photo Credit: Splash News

Natasha Barnard Is Smoking Hot In A Bikini And Other Fine Things To Ogle

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Behold the wonders of Natasha Barnard in tiny bikinis. (Popoholic)

Shay Mitchell‘s cleavage will melt off your face. (Drunken Stepfather)

Gisele Bundchen has quite an exceptional booty, y’all. (Hollywood Tuna)

A day without Anastasia Ashley in a bikini is a bad day. (The Superficial)

Tricia Helfer and Katee Sackhoff give geek boners in the Acting Outlaws calendar. (COED)

Do you want to see Jenny Slate kiss Rosario Dawson? (Huffington Post)

Dave Navarro invents a guitar strap/bondage gear and it comes with a hot chick. (TMZ)

Karrueche Tran Have Hot White Taco Bikini Will Travel


Typically I know you’re supposed to feel sad for people going through a breakup, but when a girl is breaking up with Chris Brown and she’s not injured, dead, or passed out in the street, you have to kind of feel mostly happy and relieved for her. Karrueche Tran may very well get back together with the troubled R&B singer. I’ve never quite understood the ways of bad love. But I do understand how Asian models in bikinis, a group in which Karrueche showed once more with her little two piece in Miami she very much belongs.

Kurrueche and half of celebrityville are in Miami this week for the silly art exhibitions, providing great cover for partying, drinking, and for those that got ‘em, showing off stellar bikini bodies along the beach. Kaurrenche’s naturally lean frame and tight little booty definitely get ogled even among the stellar competition permanently affixed to the sand this time of year. May tiny white bikinis never go out of style. Enjoy.

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Jenna Chapple See-Through Bikini Hotness Beach Photoshoot

Professional hot person Jenna Chapple used her immense boobies to sell expensive water in this photoshoot for 138 Water. Jenna’s perfectly round bosoms can be seen in all their glory through the nearly clear shirt. These things are so big and spherical that they attract other smaller boobies in an orbit around them. Jenna has also got a wickedly muscular abdomen that puts most other models to shame. But let’s reflect for a moment on that booty she’s got going there. It’s rare for a model to have this many sextacular attributes all going on at the same time. I expect that we’ll be seeing a lot more of Jenna in the near future. And by more I mean both that she’ll work more and my Hanukkah wish to see her nekkid.

I don’t ask for much. All I want under my Hanukkah bush is some…er…Hanukkah bush, if you get my meaning. I know it’s my job to look at hot ladies all day but I just want to see more. Is that so wrong?

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