Bikinis Posts:

Xisca Perello White Hot Bikini On A Yacht In Ibiza

Hottie McHottipants Xisca Perello took some time out from being professionally hot to look sexy on a boat in Ibiza. She was there with her tennis player boyfriend Rafael Nadal. Xisca was sporting a white bikini which, when a little wet, becomes semitransparent. And lucky for us she was pouring water on herself the whole time. Xisca is in ridiculously good shape as you can tell by the cut of her hips. She's got quite a nice pair of ta-tas and they look even better in a bikini. Xisca's booty is also pretty spectacular. I particularly enjoy the picture of her moistened booty.

I remember the first time I saw her at one of Nadal's tennis matches and thinking, "Please Lord, let her wear a bikini in front of some cameramen so that I may feast mine eyes upon her yum yums". It seems that my prayers were answered, hallelujah!

Ann-Kathrin Brommel Takes A Mud Bath

Model and soccer player girlfriend Ann-Katherin Brommel hung out on a beach in Spain and then proceeded to take a mud bath. I'm not sure if the mud is supposed to have some kind of healing qualities or if she just wanted to roll around in the mud. What I do know is that she looks friggin' hot in that black bikini. Ann-Katherin has a pretty spectacular pair of funbags. There is some nice cleavage and sideboob action going on in these pictures. They also show off her perfectly shaped booty. The pics of her all muddy are also pretty darn sexy. Maybe it's because in my head she's mud wrestling with some other hot soccer player's girlfriend. It would be like their own version of the World Cup except it would be far more interesting because it would be hot chicks wrestling in mud in bikinis.

Why isn't there a trophy for that?

Devin Brugman and Natasha Oakley Bosom Bikini Buddies For Your Menage-A-Ta-Ta Fantsies

At last, my two imaginary young girlfriends are together in Miami on the beach in their bikinis. We've been staring at both Devin Brugman and Natasha Oakley individually this week along the beach in their perfectly fitting bikinis. That is their job after all. Finally, we get a chance to see the two bodacious besties together in their two piece bits of revealing finery. The whole of the sextastic really is greater than the sum of its parts when these two ladies form the supremely hot bread in the Egotastic! sandwich. Yes, read that as me being the meat. I shall suffer thusly for my art.

Sometimes, I just don't know what's wrong with this world. But I always know what's right. Two hot girls pimping bikinis with their very own perfectly fine bodies. That's most definitely right. Now, let's get down to that sandwich making. Enjoy.

Arianny Celeste Bodacious Bikini Boobtastic on Miami Beach

Even the L.A. girls are getting into the Miami Beach spirit this summer, including ever-sextastic and hot bodied Arianny Celeste, my first and favorite UFC ring girl with the form of a goddess. Arianny took her smoking hot bikini body for a test run along the sandy shores of South Florida just turning boys into men and men into sniveling beggars. It's both an art and a science.

Arianny obliged us gentleman oglers with some solid booty side posing, thumper up, as well as some cartwheels and flying spins for the more adventurous peepers among our ranks. She really does create an audible buzz everywhere she prances. I think it's the sound of air escaping the lungs of the primordial beasts within. That or static from the Latin music channels in Miami. Arianny, you are so especially hot. Please come swim in my backyard. I'll dig you a pool. Enjoy.

 

Montana Yorke Bikinis On A Yacht in Ibiza

Model and professional soccer girlfriend Montana Yorke was looking unbelievably sexy in a yellow bikini on a yacht off the coast of Ibiza. I guess she and her German soccer player boyfriend Andre Schurrle were celebrating Germany's World Cup victory by partying on a boat. Montana's bikini is tiny, allowing us a nice view of her ample funbags. There is cleavage galore with a little bit of side boob. But my favorite part of this outfit is the bottom because it shows off almost her entire booty. It helps that it keeps riding up and giving her a wedgie. A sexy wedgie. Oh, did you not know wedgies can be sexy? They are when it turns a bottom into a g-string. It's like magic.

I've said it before but it's worth mentioning again, how do these soccer players get such hot girlfriends? Maybe it's my natural American aversion to soccer that makes me question how they deserve such fine women. She should date someone who plays a sport where you can use your hands.

Caitlin O’Connor Bikini Body Exhibition at Midnight

Our friend Garry from SunofHollywood.com knows how to pick 'em. And how to shoot them. Case in point, his midnight beach shoot of TV extra hottie Caitlin O'Connor. You might recognize Caitlin as the 'hot girl' on any number of TV shows in the past few years, or just from her Top Hotties honorifics from Maxim Magazine. At this moment, we're recognizing her as the curvaceous blonde being filmed on the beach in Malibu at midnight. Sweet idea.

There's something alluring about the out of context look of a fine female bikini form in the dead of night at the beach. It's incongruous, if that word means it's making my private parts tingle. I think it does. Caitlin, it's damn nice to meet you. I do have blankets and hot chocolate in the back of my van if you'd like to get warm. Just tell your loved ones you're going to Guatemala on a roadie and should be back next Spring. That'll give me a good head start. Enjoy.

Selena Gomez and Cara Delevingne Taking the Wet Swimsuit Nipple Poking Plunge (And Sapphic Plunge As Well?)

You know I'm a man who loves himself some lesbionics. It is after all ironically the greatest gift to men ever. Or this man. So I'm inclined to believe the rampant speculation and unfounded journalism of our friends at WWTDD who are basically calling Selena Gomez and Cara Delevingne joint kayakers to the Isle of Lesbos, if you catch my obvious drift.

I don't know if all of that is true. Clearly the last girl Cara went yachting with was Michelle Rodriguez, and, well, okay it was true in that instance. I do know Selena was looking all kinds of nipply minxy moist and booty-inspiring in her one-piece white swimsuit, in contrast to Cara who went with the model bikini, as both leapt off the side of their yacht into the Mediterranean waters. It sure looks fun. All of it. Every little lesbionic loving part. I'm either jealous or aroused or both. I'm so confused, in a good day. Enjoy.