Bikinis Posts:

Paris Hilton White Hot Bikini in Ibiza

Socialite, DJ, and hottie Paris Hilton was steaming up the beaches in Ibiza in a tiny white bikini. Paris was probably there checking out the end of summer club scene. Paris likes to wear white bikinis, which is amazing. White tends to become transparent when it gets wet and that is always a good thing. But even if not, it looks amazing against her skin. Paris has one of the greatest racks of the last twenty years and she, luckily, loves to show it off. I remember when I first saw her funbags in a certain night vision video many years ago that I knew she was something special. Now, all this time later, I still believe that when it comes to millionaire heiresses with perfect ta-tas, Paris Hilton is in a category all her own.

She's also got quite a nice tuchus, as my old Jewish uncles would say. There are some nice shots of her booty in this batch. God bless the telephoto lens.

Claudia Romani Looking Sexy In A Pink Bikini

Italian bella figura Claudia Romani took to Miami Beach wearing a tiny pink bikini. One of the things I like about Claudia is that, unlike a lot of models, she's got some pretty spectacular curves. She is Italiana, after all. He booty is spectacular. You want to reach out and give it a squeeze, but you shouldn't because that's how you get arrested. Her backside looks outstanding in this small pink bottom. But let's not forget about her perky ta-tas. There is a hint of sideboob in a couple of the pics that make me happy in my swimsuit area. This is going to sound weird but I also really like her hair. Call me old fashioned but I like a woman with a long, thick head of hair. Something she can whip around all sexy.

My family has been bugging me to go visit them in Miami. I should get down there while it's still bikini season.

Karina Smirnoff and Sharna Burgess Bikini in Hawaii

Dancing with the Stars dancers Karina Smirnoff and Sharna Burgess took some time off from dancing the cha cha cha with c-list celebrities to romp around a Hawaiian beach scantily clad. Karina wore a teal bikini that showed off her gorgeous dancer's body. A lot of professional dancers have lost their boobies through rigorous exercise, but not Karina. There is some killer cleave pics, particularly when they are paddle surfing. The bottom also gives a nice view of the cut musculature of her hips leading down to her no-no spot. Sharna's bikini is even smaller and more revealing. The cleavage on her is enough to make me want to dance and I truly suck at it. She's got a really amazing and tight tuchus that I imagine comes from all those long hours strutting around with Danny Bonaduce or Jimmy "JJ" Walker or whoever.

I like it when hotties travel in pairs. It makes it so much more convenient to write about them if they are in a pack. Plus it's double the good stuff to look at.

Adrianne Curry Bikini Pimping Time in Sin City

It's cosplay queen Adrianne Curry's time for a little bikini exhibition at the Encore Pool Club in Las Vegas. August is not traditionally the most temperate of climates for delighting in the outdoors in Sin City, but for the chance to see part-time fitness instructor and full-time social media hot bodied Adrianne Curry in a two piece, you can handle a little cook and burn.

The idea of jumping into a pool filled with guys reacting to the site of Adrianne Curry's tight booty in a thong isn't all that enticing in theory or practice. I think I'd sit by the cabana and hope she mistakes me for her submissive towel and lotion boy. Maybe snap a towel at me if I miss a spot. That'd be something that would not stay in Vegas, I assure you. Enjoy.

Jennifer Nicole Lee Bikini Mighty Asstastic Booty Show in Miami

If there's one thing BBW turned MILFtastic fitness guru Jennifer Nicole Lee knows, it's booty. In fact, she told me herself in person her asstastic is her favorite body part to work out. I think she said that, I was kind of lose in a haze staring at her mighty thumper while she was talking so she could have said hair or nose. But I'm pretty sure I heard the word booty. Or maybe I was just thinking it really strongly.

Jennifer took to the scene of her favorite Miami Beach pool for a little bikini thumper show. She really does have an impressive bottom, for a veteran hot bodied mommy. It takes many squats. I know. That's why I've purchased a director's chair so I can comfortably view Jennifer while she's tightening her glutes. I hate to sweat. Enjoy.

Laura Cremaschi Bikinis in Miami Beach

Italian model and showgirl Laura Cremachi showed off her cannolis in a colorful bikini in Miami Beach. Laura has got a truly breathtaking set of funbags, or as the Italians say divertimento sacchetti. There is some pretty awesome sideboob and cleav action going on in these pics. You can clearly see why Italian politicians risk their careers for a chance to squeeze those chest pillows. But what I think is even more revealing in these pics is her booty. Mamma mia, what a caboose this girl has got! The bikini is almost a g-string, so you can see the wonder of her derriere almost in its entirety. The cloth also barely covers up her no-no spot and you can pretty much see the outline of everything. Laura just knows how to wear a bikini. It takes more than just going to the store and buying one and being naturally hot to pull off that look.

No, one must master the bikini arts. Laura knows exactly how to bikini. She's a black belt, or black g-string, in bikini.

Irina Shayk Animal Booty Hot Bikini Body for Agua Bendita

There's really nothing Irina Shayk can't make hot. Granted, bikini body and hot animal face booty posing is what she was born to do. But she could take out the trash in her heavyset sister's burqa and still give the world a solid woody. That's raw awesome power. The kind of power that makes me weak in the knees when leering at her incredibly alluring body in these Agua Bendita catalog photos for their new bikini line.

As you know, the definition of swimsuit or lingerie marketing genius is to hire Irina Shayk to model your wares and then claim yourself a wunderkind when sales go through the roof. It really is so simple. And, yet, so incredibly hot. If that shot of Irina's booty with the lupine face doesn't send you into a fit, you just don't love animals enough. Enjoy.