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Edita Vilkeviciute Bikini Pictures Are Downright Faptastic

I don't make such serious comments lightly about my future wife, the European model hottie Edita Vilkeviciute, but I do believe Edita may be on the minds of many men and Sapphic leaning women at some point later today, perhaps into the evening. And, I want to say, despite my pending marriage to this tall and lank hot bit of perfection -- I'm okay with that.

Taking her turn in St. Bart's at her Victoria's Secret photoshoot. Edita lit up the entire island with her ridiculously hot body, that killer smile, and good looks for which there currently is no ranking system to capture. I know Edita and I will be happy in our several hours to decades worth of nuptial bliss. I also know I'm going to forbid the wearing of clothes in the home. Enjoy.

Adriana Lima Bikini Pictures Unleash the Booty Beast in St. Barts

As I recall, St. Bart was the patron saint of all things celebrity sextastic and bikini asstastic, though I could have paid more attention in theology. His island certainly has became the haven for all things sweet and passion inducing when it comes to Victoria's Secret bikini modeling shoots. Adriana Lima is currently taking her turn primping and preening in a  two piece down in St. Barts, and, damn, I think I'm about ready to ascend to the heavens myself.

There's so so much to lust about Adriana Lima, but if you're not appreciating her booty today, I feel like you're not seeing the forest through the trees. Something like that. Enjoy.

Jennifer Nicole Lee Bikini Peaches in the Big Apple

Fresh off of the grand opening of her signature gym in Manhattan, Jennifer Nicole Lee, the BBW turned MILFtastic fitness guru, took to the rooftop pool or her hotel to flash the net results of her workout regimin in fine bikini fashion. Something about that asstastic just cries out, 'make me a mom all over again'. At least, that's what I hear when I close my eyes and really listen.

Jennifer Nicole Lee has an inspirational soul, a business mind, and a killer body. She's going to go pretty far with this whole exercise business of hers. Let's just hope she never forgets her roots -- dripping wet bikini booty candids. She does it quite well. Enjoy.

Kendall Jenner Bikini Pictures Are Big Time for Agua Bendita

Kendall Jenner continues to climb the Kardashian ladder of success, landing an Agua Bendita campaign shoot that got the taller, leaner, hotter looking Kardashian sister into a skimpy bikini for the Spanish-leaning bikini swimwear line.

More Kendall Jenner Booty Photos on WWTDDWhile we're not allowed to officially comment on the body views of Kendall Jenner for another six months, I think it's fair to say that numerous ocean-going mammals had a little extra drag beneath their torsos as they viewed Kendall on the beach in her tiny two piece. Let's be honest, Kendall was born to model, not much else, but she's going to nail that one thing. That's actually an accomplishment.

In case you're interested in seeing the backside of Kendall, check out her additional Agua Bendita swimwear shoot photos on WWTDD. Enjoy.

Farrah Abraham Bikini Pictures Are a Good Way To Kill Time While Waiting for a Sex Tape

While we await the imminent arrival of Teen Mom Farrah Abraham and her sextape next week, let's kill some time by looking at Farrah in her bikini. Some of our favorites from admittedly before we saw her 24 hours ago without her clothes on about to get it on with porn star James Deen. Still, let's call these photos from a more innocent time in Farrah's life, when she was just a fame seeking underaged mother on one truly craptastic MTV show.

See, how everything seems wholesome now. Check out Farrah in her bikinis as we await Backdoor. Enjoy.

Doutzen Kroes Bikini Pictures Reveal an Angel With a Devilish Booty

Doutzen Kroes just keeps getting more and more MILFtastic. Yes, we love to see our Victoria's Secret angels in their trademark lingerie catalog shoots, but, oh, so much better when caught candidly as on the beach in little bikinis flashing their million dollar bodies. And I'd pay a million dollars for a few moments of loving, touching, and squeezing with Doutzen. I'm currently just $999,999 and some change short of that goal, but I've just got a second shift at the El Super Loco so within 375 more years, I should be able to scrape this together.

Some dreams are short term, and some dreams, as is happening with the sight of Doutzen Kroes in her tiny bikini, oh, they are long dreams indeed. Enjoy.

Melissa Satta Bikini Tush Push for Boston Native Goodness

Boston's been in our thoughts much these past few weeks, and such a fine time for perhaps the hottest girl ever to come up in Boston, Italiana Melissa Satta showed off her hot all over bikini body on the beach in Miami, including one of the finest bottomsides on this planet. Melissa left Boston for her parents native lands after high school where she's now a favorite among the hotties on Italian television, but Boston never leaves a girl, as anybody who's ever met a Boston girl knows even many years removed from the city.

I could sit and watch Melissa Satta strut around the beach until my eyes grow tired and my body weak from the strain, and then I'd watch a bit more. Just so so hot. Enjoy.

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