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Behati Prinsloo Bikini White Hotness Shooting in Malibu for Especially Strong Beach Tingles

Behati Prinsloo may have married what's his face and broken my heart just a little, but she's still my favorite Namibian sextastic celebrity in the entire Namibian sextastic celebrity universe, very much including her heavenly hot work with Victoria's Secret and other lingerie and bikini wear lines. She's lean and slender and au natural and possibly could use a sandwich, but I'm still digging heavily on her inherent hotness, killer smile, and a lithesome body that I'd like to lie some next to, if you know what I'm saying.

Naturally, I've become all-too accustomed to these repeated blows of seeing my belusted hotties marry some more famous, wealthier, lucky bastard with amazing hair. The hurt never goes away but I suppose all the scarring leaves the flesh a little tougher for the process. Behati, please, hurt me right someday. Enjoy.

Nikki Lund Bikini Boobtastic Big and Bold in Malibu

Nikki Lund is a fashion designer who I'd claim is a bikini model first and foremost. It doesn't really matter what your day job is when you look like Nikki in a bikini on the beaches in Los Angeles. It's like LeBron James calling himself a fisherman. Nope. You're a baller. And, you, Nikki, are a bikini landmark.

Nikki was on the beach in Malibu flaunting her assets and acting as if one thousand men weren't virtually undressing her with their eyes, if not other sensory organs. I've always wondered if women can actually feel it telekinetically when the number of gentleman oglers with prurient thoughts reaches a certain number. Does your skin feel a warmth? Sadly, I shall never know what the receiving end feels like. I can tell you, the giving end is really quite pleasant and tingly. Good show, Nikki. Thank you. Enjoy.

Chelsea Heath Bikini Hotness Pimping That Designer Water

I can get enough bottled water. I can not get enough wicked hot young models in bikinis pimping said bottled water. Chelsea Heath is the latest pimp d'hour sextastic bikini model to take the 138 water challenge. That is, looking wicked hot along the beach in Malibu while pretending it's all about the water and not about her ridiculously hot bikini body. Maybe it's just me, but when I see a crazy good looking woman in a bikini, I pay little attention to what's in her hand. Unless it's a gun pointed at me asking me how I got past her Rotweilers and security guards and into her bedroom. Then I do notice.

Chelsea Heath, I know this kind of shoot is a big break for you and I applaud your efforts and all the beautiful parts of you that are also efforting to be noticed. Brains alone get us nowhere in life. I'm speaking hypothetically, I don't really know what that's like. But I do know I'm in lust with Chelsea and her bikini booty. Oh, man, pour some out for my gonad homies. Enjoy.

Cora Keegan Au Natural Slender Hotness Bikini Modeling for Lookbook

For those of us fans of the young natural hottie models doing their thing ever so effortlessly, and maybe smoking a cigarettes teasingly while in a knit bikini, well Cora Keegan in this Lookbook by Aaron Feaver is the one for you. I mean, you don't actually get her, but you do get to ogle all you like for free and imagine Cora as your flirty young mischievous girlfriend in oversized glasses and undersized outfits on your end of summer roadtrip vacation. At least, that's what I'm dreaming about at the moment.

Sure, I along with so many of you love the bouncy flouncy ladies with the stacked racktastic. But I'm also a super huge fan of the naturally lean and less ample sextastic ladies who know exactly how to flaunt it. The world of lady hotness is hardly black and white. It's just happy colors all over the spectrum. Enjoy.

Candice Swanepoel Bikini Booty Lifeguard Sextastic in Malibu

I'm not exactly sure why Candice Swanepoel and her Our Lady of Swanepoel bikini booty was working the lifeguard tower in Malibu, I only know it sent me rushing into the ocean to drown just enough to require her mouth to mouth. Or, you know, mouth to whatever might bring me back from the light. Sadly, Candice didn't seem to notice my floundering, what with a million eyeballs leering at her ridiculously hot bikini body in display up on the wooden stand.

Candice Swanepoel isn't just a bikini model, she's a bikini goddess. She was born to pimp bikinis with her outstanding female form. It's a gift from on high that Candice has done anything but forsake. I know the Baywatch lifeguard girls were a bit bustier, but I'll take a streamlined Candice bikini body any day of the week, and twice on Sundays. Oh, Candice, you are the wind beneath my hard-ons. Enjoy.

Ana Braga Frontrunning with Her Beautiful Backside

I might give Ana Braga a pass for jumping on the Bears bandwagon so quickly after one comeback victory, mostly just because I'm so happy staring at her hot thumper in those tiny shorts as she stretches in the part. I'm not exactly sure how Ana came to be a Bears fan, but being a big Windy City proponent, I would not be too dismayed if Brazilian hotties suddenly started donning skimpy bits of Chicago sports team wear.

Ana has become a staple of bikini body hotness along the beaches, trails, and parks around Miami. Every time she dips her asstastic skyward, the sun and moon have a battle over who can spank her naughty bottom first. I'd like to jump into that celestial fray myself. Ana, whatever you're doing to keep that sextastic body of yours in shape, it's working. Keep up the good work. Enjoy.

Camille Rowe Bikini Photoshoot Drops the Sextastic Bomb on L.A. Beaches

As you know, I'm heels over head in lust with Camille Rowe, the French addition to the V.S. arsenal of hotties. Camille is in my hood shooting a bikini catalog thingee and just looking all kinds of alluring and ridiculously sextastic shimmying her world class bikini booty in and out of shorts and bottoms for the camera.

Camille Rowe is the kind of girl I'd leave my wife for. I don't have a wife, but I might just get married so I can leave my wife for Camille, then naturally beg to come back two weeks later when Camille learns I'm not really the guy who invented Lasik who's sitting on trademark gold. Life really gets complicated when pretty women become a part of your world. Still, completely worthwhile. Camille, every time you squeeze a butt cheek my heart stops for a solid fifteen seconds. It's scary, but nice. Enjoy.