Bikinis Posts:

Caitlin O’Connor Bikini Body Exhibition at Midnight

Our friend Garry from SunofHollywood.com knows how to pick 'em. And how to shoot them. Case in point, his midnight beach shoot of TV extra hottie Caitlin O'Connor. You might recognize Caitlin as the 'hot girl' on any number of TV shows in the past few years, or just from her Top Hotties honorifics from Maxim Magazine. At this moment, we're recognizing her as the curvaceous blonde being filmed on the beach in Malibu at midnight. Sweet idea.

There's something alluring about the out of context look of a fine female bikini form in the dead of night at the beach. It's incongruous, if that word means it's making my private parts tingle. I think it does. Caitlin, it's damn nice to meet you. I do have blankets and hot chocolate in the back of my van if you'd like to get warm. Just tell your loved ones you're going to Guatemala on a roadie and should be back next Spring. That'll give me a good head start. Enjoy.

Selena Gomez and Cara Delevingne Taking the Wet Swimsuit Nipple Poking Plunge (And Sapphic Plunge As Well?)

You know I'm a man who loves himself some lesbionics. It is after all ironically the greatest gift to men ever. Or this man. So I'm inclined to believe the rampant speculation and unfounded journalism of our friends at WWTDD who are basically calling Selena Gomez and Cara Delevingne joint kayakers to the Isle of Lesbos, if you catch my obvious drift.

I don't know if all of that is true. Clearly the last girl Cara went yachting with was Michelle Rodriguez, and, well, okay it was true in that instance. I do know Selena was looking all kinds of nipply minxy moist and booty-inspiring in her one-piece white swimsuit, in contrast to Cara who went with the model bikini, as both leapt off the side of their yacht into the Mediterranean waters. It sure looks fun. All of it. Every little lesbionic loving part. I'm either jealous or aroused or both. I'm so confused, in a good day. Enjoy.

Andrea Calle Bikini Booty Delights on South Beach Tickle My Fancies

Wow, the Latina girls are doing something fierce in the bikini booty department this day in Miami. Add to that list of sextastic exhibition Andrea Calle, the Colombiana hottie reporter whose rear end I'd like to report myself in terms of moving violations. At least I feel particularly moved whilst ogling her fine thong clad thumper sashaying across the sandy beach.

At some point I need to start selling programs down on Miami Beach so visitors can recognize the various hot celebrity bums. You can't tell the thumpers without a program I'll shout from my stand with the $5 sign pasted to the front. I'd like to raise enough money to send myself back to high school. Andrea Calle, you and your sweet seat meat are definitely in my program. Enjoy.

Julia Pereira in a Pink Bikini and a Perfect Body at Miami Beach

Well hello there hot toned body hottie Julia Pereira. We haven't seen you prancing about the beach in Miami for what seems like an eternity, though it's probably only been a month or so. From the looks of it you haven't exactly been letting go in your beach time off. You've taken your superior Brazilian model genetics and fine tuned even more so at some modern day gymnasium with their fancy Pilates and yoga tricks. And it shows.

Sometimes I wonder if the lineage of Brazilian bikini hotties will ever someday come to an end. Then I realize that's like wondering if the Great Lakes will dry up or time itself will stop ticking. The line of sextastic succession from that Sudamericana nation continues unabated. Julia Pereira and her alluring bikini adjustments another bright spot in that eternal procession. Enjoy.

Jennifer Nicole Lee Gets Wet In Miami

Fitness expert and sexy person Jennifer Nicole Lee got all wet and wild for a photo shoot in Miami. She was wearing a revealing bikini that showed off her talent. By talent I mean her gorgeous funbags. There is some cleavage here for the ages. The bottom also nicely displayed her perfectly toned booty. The photogs made her get all wet under a poolside shower which is pretty darn sexy. There aren't enough pics of chicks in bikinis taking showers. It seems like such a no-brainer for a sexy picture. Her second outfit looked like something my grandmother macromed and put on the wall in the 70's. The good news is that it is full of holes and you can see a lot of her lovely tanned skin underneath.

I'm no fitness expert by any means but whatever fitness stuff Jennifer is doing is working. She's perfectly toned and muscular. Look at her stomach, it's amazing. What woman wouldn't want abs like that?

Lea Michele Bikini Nip Slips, Hot Bottoms, And Everything Good in Between

 

Whoa, when Lea Michele lets go, she really lets go. Now I can't let go. The Glee actress has been hitting the hot spots of the European Riviera this past week, including her turn in a bikini off the coast of Italy like many of her Hollywood celebrity peers. Only Lea blessed us with some bare nipple poking out of her green bikini top, a very sweet compliment to her rather fine wet bikini thumper.

Lea Michele gets something of a bad rap in the City of Angels. I think much of it goes with the territory of being a successful woman and getting the 'bitchy' label. My guess is that term of affection is no more or less common around these parts than it is among the hottest girls in any any walk of life. There's a natural tendency to be a little needy when you have so many people offering to service your needs. Oh, that I could service Lea's. We wouldn't even need that silly bikini top in the first place. Lea, someday I'll have my yacht, please wait for me. Keep that asstastic constant. Enjoy.

Devin Brugman Stripety-Bikini Madness On South Beach

When Devin Brugman steps out of the Miami waters, the entire Atlantic ocean must weep for its loss. Oh, to have that brunette's fine body in my own aquatic clutches, I'd thank Neptune hourly for such a blessing.

Devin and her bikini pimping partner Natasha Oakley have been up and down South Beach this past week showing off in various different bikini looks and styles. Now, you know I happen to be a big fan of stripes. Well, stripes on a girl so ridiculously boobtastic that my dream is to remove her stripes. Suffice it to say, Devin has me in a bit of a catatonic state of disrepair here at the moment. Maybe she's running a Buy 500 Bikinis and I Model Them For You. I could find more closet space. The credit card limit will be the bigger problem. Devin, please, don't let it stop. Enjoy.