Bikinis Posts:

Anna Kournikova Bikini Pictures Are Distant Images of the Tennis Hottie

Well, they are kind of distant and a bit out to sea, but there's no way I'm not sharing a little Anna Kournikova bikini love with you, my guests who forget to take their shoes off when they enter my abode.

Anna Kournikova has been a thing for what seems like a long while now. She never progressed too far in her sport of tennis, but she was one of the original grass court Russian babes, a harbinger of hotness to come from girls in white tennis outfits grunting as they smack bouncy balls. There's absolutely nothing wrong with that. Or Anna's bikini body, still quite the sight. Enjoy.

Ivone Meireles Bikini Pictures Shaved and Tatted and WAGalicious?

Hmm, I'll leave you to decide on this one, but we do like to share and show all sides of the sextastic celebrity spectrum, including Ivone Meireles, wife of Portuguese soccer sensation Raul Meireless, on the beach in Miami showing off her shorn hair, her heavily inked up torso, and, of course, her bikini body.

Now, I am a man who delights in all types of women. The only commonality they truly have is the fact that most of them keep dismissing my letters, phone calls, emails, and, of course, sexts. And I do like me some ink. But I'm still weighing my feelings for Raul's wife. I'm sure he's eagerly awaiting my decision. Enjoy.

Courtney Stodden Bikini Pictures Got Your New DD Boobs Right Here Y’All

Well, that didn't take long. I guess if you're going to buy them, might as well flaunt them.

Still in the recovery stage from her new silicone family additions, Courtney Stodden put on her first bikini ta-ta show off statement of her new killer apps. Blow up to what we're told is DD proportions, Courtney Stodden now has the tools to take her act to the next level. What that level is remains to be seen, although those movies you used to have to try and watch between wavy lines back in the day on cable TV seems like a distinct possibility.

Still, there's no denying that Courtney has more appeal now than ever before. If for no other reason than gravity. Those suckers are quite the planetary draw. Enjoy.

Aline Bernardes Bikini Booty Leads a Tour of the New Brazilian World Cup Stadium

While not everybody in Brazil is seemingly happy about the financial situation regarding the upcoming 2014 World Cup in Brazil, soccer fans and fans of hot Brazilian women with major league booties are reveling in the pending festivities. I'd count myself in both those camps. And to get us started an entire year early, Brazilian bombshell brunette model Aline Bernardes has slipped into something a little more comfortable, a tiny booty-baring bikini, to give a quick sneak peek at the half-built main World Cup stadium.

Now, I know you're not supposed to use your hands in the sport of soccer, but staring at Aline and that bodacious dumper of hers, well, I'm inclined to commit a few flagrant fouls upon myself in or around the nets. I can not wait for Brazil 2014. The Egotastic! Winnebago is already gassed up and ready to go. Enjoy.

Kelly Brook Topless Bikini Pictures! Full Frontal Cancun Heaping Goodness!

 

And you said all my silly candle lightings and wishing upon falling stars was childish whimsy. Who's laughing now as we gaze upon our heavily belusted and curvaceous Kelly Brook topless and full frontal on the beach in Cancun.

I honestly think I might cry.

Kelly Brook and her funbags o' plenty are just magnificent displays of passion inducing mammaries. As you know, I've already vowed to live out my golden years in the ample cleavage of the sextastic British model. Now I realize I might be getting some sun myself on certain vacation occasions.

Oh, happy days when Kelly Brook reveals her beautiful melons with a fun cheeky smile. I feel like a kid in a candy store, the best candy store ever! Enjoy.

Farrah Abraham Bikini Pictures Reveal Her New DDelightful Look

Teen Mom is back and bigger than ever! Well, bigger in at least two places since her recent upgrade in size surgery.

Moving up to a full-D-size funbag size a couple weeks ago, Farrah Abraham took her new bigger girls out for their first exposed public appearance at the Sapphire pool in Vegas, pimping hard for the establishment and drawing raves reviews, or at least some serious cat-calls, about her newly engorged hooters. It was quite the scene.

Love 'em or leave 'em, there's no denying that a girl with melons larger than her home state tends to draw the eyeballs, especially when clad in a tiny-sized bikini. So, I'd say, the promotion was definitely a successful. As for Farrah and her new life with the big D's, well, much remains to be seen, as it were. Enjoy.

Paige Butcher Bikini Pictures Red Hot for the Big Hawaiian Vacation Windup

We've really had a fun time ogling Paige Butcher this past week in Hawaii on vacation with her boyfriend, Eddie Murphy. She's brought a new bikini to bear each and every day. Each one of the two piecers becoming more and more showy and exhibiting of her long and lean Australian model body.

Well, Paige saved the best for the last, as we're told her vacation is wrapping up, delivering a knockout blow to the oglers in her little red popping bikini. As seems her usual, Paige prefers her bikini bottoms slung low across her lady area, revealing the fine work of some body waxer somewhere, not to mention the fact that she's been doing all-over conditioning on her body. No flabby soft Betty down yonder. Prepare yourself for some muscular contractions. Enjoy.

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