Jennifer Nicole Lee Abs And Booty Bikini Workout On The Beach

When I see BBW turned MILFtastic fitness guru Jennifer Nicole Lee working out on the beach, I think to myself, now there goes a confident woman. Not just anybody is getting into those short shorts and Spandex and twisting, contorting, and pronating in public quite like Jennifer Nicole. You need a little bit of self assurance that you’re got it tightened up all over. And from the looks of these pictures, Jennifer has got it tightened up all over.

Now I don’t know how the moms in your neighborhood used to work out. In mine, it was mostly power walking and gossiping about Jenny, the slut who was sleeping around. But on Miami Beach even the moms are coming hard, so to speak. Weights, yoga, hardcore core and thumper training. If you can’t stretch a kids size workout gear over your grown woman size body, don’t bother playing. Second place is the same as last. Good on you, JNL. Enjoy.

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Gigi Hadid Bikini Heavenly Hot Model Body Views Keep on Keeping On

The bikini modeling shots just keep on hotly rolling along for the now twenty-year old Gigi Hadid for whom there is no bikini too small or tight to highlight her incredibly hot body.

Gigi Hadid is headed for super stardom one sextastic photoshoot at a time. Let’s start with bikinis and quickly move our way up to lingerie and then some glamorous black and white nudes. I kind of have it all planned out in my mind. Somebody needs to iCal these milestones before she turns 21. The professional lifespan of a model is short. We’ll be leering at her for years to come but we lack patience. Let’s move this along now, Gigi. The world has expectations more important than your internal timelines. What a body. Bikini ahoy! Enjoy.

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Marissa Everhart Tiny Bikini Water Show, When You’re Hot, You’re Hot

I happen to know it’s been a little chilly of late her in the City of Angels, so I’m not exactly sure blonde bodacious model Marissa Everhart needs to pour water on her chest to relieve herself of the heat and perspiration. She’s acting. Which makes it even more alluring, just knowing that even on the coldest of days, there might be one outrageous bodied bikini model who still goes the extra mile for the extra tingles.

Marissa is the latest and curviest to take the daily 138 bottled water photo challenge of pretending to be pimping H20 while not so secretly promoting ta-ta’s and booty in thong bikinis. The world may not need the former, but it certainly will never have enough of the latter. Marissa seems particularly pleased to exhibit her finely honed wares. I feel pleased to witness. This is the kind of synergy you can’t put into dollar figures. Though if you did, it would certainly be more than I could afford. Enjoy.

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Selena Gomez In A Towel, Hailee Steinfeld Bikini Top, Kylie Jenner in a Bikini Reveal Highlight the Sextastic Twitpic Roundup

Oh, hot mamas with cameras and a penchant for self-promotion, how I respect the shizz out of you. Our leading lovely ladies of social media who devote time in their day to snap crazy hot skin baring shots of themselves for the benefit of both fandom and ego. You do make the world go around just a little bit more smoothly, you know, with curves smoothly.

This week’s Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes Miley Cyrus in just pasties, Kylie Jenner pants down bikini reveal, Hailee Steinfeld selfie shooting her bikini boobtastic, Selena Gomez in just a towel, Diana Falzone lounging hotness, Black Chyna showing off her planetary booty, and much much more. You owe it to the mimes who just can’t seem to ever get out of those imaginary boxes to check out every one of these twenty-eight smoking hot self-published sextastic candids. Enjoy.

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Gigi Hadid Bikini Body Model Hot Stuff for Her 20th Birthday

Gigi Hadid has taken the modeling world by storm leading up to her 20th birthday where, why not, a major league pose down in various bikinis and swimsuits showing off her faptastic fine form. She was born to model. Literally, her mom a Euro model in her own right. Gigi, not much for the schooling, but heavy on the landing modeling gigs left and right because she’s got the right look and most definitely the right body. This along with her younger sister also engaged in the fine art of exhibitionism.

Just turning 20 today, Gigi is certainly one of the big alluring fish on the horizon of supermodel stardom. Leering at her booty and body as I am ever so respectfully while baking her a cake, I see absolutely no reason why she won’t be modeling the world’s top bikini, lingerie, and revealing fashion lines in short order. For my 20th birthday, my car got repossessed. I’d have to say Gigi is doing better, albeit my friends felt bad and took me out to Applebees for anything I wanted under ten dollars. So maybe even. Happy Birthday, Gigi. Let me know when you’re ready for the spanking machine. Enjoy.

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Damn straight. My millennial photo editor Whitney has got us on snapchat, where all the cool kids are. We’re going to be posting some photos exclusively to snapchat because that’s the way Social Media Jesus would want it.

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Behati Prinsloo Models Bikinis With The Ease of a Sextastic Goddess

If you thought marriage might slow Behati Prinsloo down in the working hot girl department, think again. This Namibian wonder is only doubling down on her youthful perfect bikini body, even outside Victoria’s Secret now, all hot and tanned and bothered for Paolo Murray Swimwear. She really is something of an extraordinary looker. I’m man enough to admit I cried the day she got taken off the market. And delusional enough to believe I had a real shot.

I’m not exactly sure how women making their bikini buying decisions. If it’s purely based on how hot the pimping models look in the catalogs and advertisements, then I’d invest heavily in this swimwear line. How could you not want to look like Behati Prinsloo in a bikini, or even without a bikini. I can’t stop looking. Bikinis gods, help me be stronger. Enjoy.

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Katie Cassidy Continues To Wear More String Bikinis In Miami

Katie Cassidy was showing off her killer bikini body in a little string number on the beach in Miami. Katie’s got a nice pair of perkies that look delightful. They are the kind of boobs you want to buy a steak dinner and then motorboat into the evening. She’s been strutting her stuff quite a bit lately and we’ve been covering it with bated breath. And it’s easy to see why. Besides her adorable boobage she’s also got an intensely wonderful booty. I mean, when it leaves an impression in the sand it is probably a perfect heart shape. Like, a classical heart shape not shaped like an actual heart. That would be gross.

If I were a betting man, and I am, I bet you that we will see even more of her in a bikini sometime in the next week. You can take that to the bank!

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