Bikinis Posts:

Coco’s Ginormous Cans Are About To Make Landfall, Orange Thongs Stand No Chance

I know Coco and her big and bigger booty is not for everybody, though make no mistake, there certainly is enough for everybody. But if you happen to be a 'lots more cushion, for lots more pushin' kind of guy, then Coco's dramatic curves and shape probably get you into some kind of lather. I'm not sure her thong bottom isn't crying for help in some manner. Only there's no way we could hear it being smothered by her round mounds of reckless abounds. This is some pretty monumental territory.

Coco was flashing her front side boobside as well in Barbados, just to ensure that everybody within a couple degrees latitude got a peek at her sea-worthy vessels. I'm sure satellites in orbit didn't miss them either. It really is quite the show. Coco, I'll say this for you, you definitely leave your mark. Enjoy.

Lara Bingle Bikini Boobtastic Adjustment Time Is Always Fun Time

Oh, I don't know why I get so excited seeing a wicked hot model on the beach adjusting her perfect funbags in her bikini top. I just do. I used to ask my almost licensed psychiatrist, the esteemed almost Dr. LeMichael Refuttier, what my long list of fetishes, obsessions, and personal kinks meant. He told me it meant I was a pervert and then asked me for a $100 iTunes gift card so the IRS wouldn't find him. He meant well.

Lara Bingle truly is one fetching young Aussie lass. Seeing her on the beach in Hawaii touching and moving around her delicious chesty delights, well, it's just inspiring. I wish I were the bikini seller so when she brings it back after vacation and tells me it didn't fit right, I'd insist that she show me. Then, after two hours of staring, I'd agree with her and offer her a refund. In kisses. Enjoy.

Nina Dobrev Bikini Fun Hot Body Times On a Motherf***ing Yacht

Why not start to cap the summer vacation season off with even more super hotties in bikinis on luxury vessels parked for play time in the Mediterranean. As you know, one of my few pet peeves in life is my inability to yet afford a sea worthy vessel that would induce and or trick various sextastic models and actresses onto my yackt for bikini play time. I feel like I'm getting closer, but progress is measured in cents rather than dollars, so my time horizon might be longer than I think.

Nina Dobrev took her last few days of summer break off off the coast of Spain, showing off her fine female lady vampire form in a little black bikini that complemented her curvy body in a manner that I would compliment it if I were wooing her on my own ship. Nina really is one of those consistently amazing looking Tinsel Town residents who doesn't get enough praise for all the smiles she brings to men and boys. So, today, Nina, I salute you all over. Enjoy.

Nina Agdal Models Bikinis for Mambo, I Feel Snake Bit In My Sensitive Areas

Go figure. Danish Delight Nina Agdal looks outright amazing in yet another bikini line pimping catalog shoot. Almost as if she was born to look stellar in tiny two pieces and convince millions of women they can achieve the same look for a cool fifty bucks or so.

The theme of this shoot seems to be totally darn happy. And why wouldn't you be super happy if you looked like Nina Agdal in a bikini, or got the chance to leer at her in a bikini. She's like walking sunshine. If you really wanted to give sunshine a tongue bath. Enjoy.

Ana Braga and Anais Zanotti Bikini Hot BFFs Inspire My Beach Dreams

Why ever dream small? Seeing the BFF hotties international style Ana Braga and Anais Zanotti on the beach in their little bikinis barely covering their desperately curvaceous bodies always gets me to thinking about how the three of us could have such fun times locked away in some mountain top chalet or stranded on a desert island or perhaps the first three human to colonize Mars. In any and all instances there's a bear skin rug involved and me applying lots of emollients to the girls skin to keep them moist and soft. Then a bunch of other stuff happens you won't typically read about in your space mission or stranded castaway tales and that I can't repeat here because this is a family oriented site. But, suffice it to say, many laws of civilized society are broken, with abandon.

Another day, another couple of sextastic models flashing their outrageously hot cans on the beach. Sometimes I ask myself how can I be so fortunate to live in such a time and place. Then I get myself a slice of pizza and a cold beer and make it even that much better. Enjoy.

Lara Bingle Topless Hot Bikini Beach Combing in Hawaii

 

How much do I love it when sextastic Aussie model Lara Bingle gets caught sunbathing topless? Oh, this much. You can't see, but it was pretty damn wide there with the hands. Such is the breadth of my lust for this swimming suntanning sweet hot bikini clad lady who absolutely hates the tan lines. I must say, I'm an old school fan of the tan lines, though I do thoroughly support the means by which they are prevented. Such as Lara flashing her sweet funbags bare and right there for the viewing on the beach in Hawaii. She's hanging with her new boyfriend Sam Worthington who I imagine gets to do more than just look at those spectacular peaches and all-around alluring bikini body. Lucky bastard. I wish you'd lost in Avatar.

Lara, you really are an international treasure. May you never lose your passion for topless outdoor fun time. The world needs more models like yourself. Preferably, living across from me and forgetting to draw their blinds. Enjoy.

Felice Herrig And Her Deadly Kickboxing Hot Body Cover Fitness Gurls Magazine

I do so love how Fitness Gurls magazine stays so true to their title by finding hot girls, who are super fit, then getting them to take most of their clothes off for the cameras. That's pretty rock solid. Simple, but deadly. Like the body on professional MMA fighter and Chicago burbs born hottie Felice Herrig who covers their latest edition. Felice looks pretty dangerous. And I'm not even talking about the fact that she could break your arm, jaw, and bobo sack in three quarters of a second.

Obviously, one good leer at the super tight body on Felice Herring and become inspired to workout several hours a day to achieve the same. But I choose the road less traveled. Like, flipping open a beer and watching Felice do her thing. Everybody has their role to play in this world. If we all had perfect bodies, ogling might become needlessly tiresome. I prefer this model. The have nots staring at the haves. In comfy seats, naturally. Felice, welcome to Egotastic! Enjoy.