Claudia Romani

Claudia Romani Bikini Pictures Are Pink Asstastic Perfection

Oh, Claudia Romani, how you tease so without really even trying. It might be all in my head, but I can't help but feel Claudia is prancing about the beaches of Miami in her bright little bikinis to cause just a little bit of distress to the gentleman oglers. Even if it is the kind of distress we normally have to pay for in club's named after some guy named "Big Jim' or "Johnny".

You well know by now I'm still waiting work from Claudia's killer tush on ny marriage proposal, as well as a ruling from the court as to the validity of a man marrying a hot woman's keester. Some call it distasteful heresy, I call it a more than valid expression of overwhelming lust that ought to be perfectly legal. It's actually beautiful. Enjoy.

Claudia Romani Lingerie Dart Throwing Is What Sports Bars Ought to Look Like

Granted, this is a promotional photoshoot. I don't think our highly belusted original Latin model Claudia Romani hits the Miami area bars in her lingerie any more than I believe that once she gets there, she eats a lot of ketchup and fries and washes it all down with a big beer. That's my diet and I know it doesn't produce the bodily results seen clearly on the impeccably fine form of Claudia Romani. Still, with Claudia Romani, it's all about living the dream.

You well know I've already asked Claudia's killer tush to be my lawfully wedded wife. I'm pretty sure I now know what I'd like my future betrothed to wear around both cheeks on our wedding day. It's white and lacy and quite easily removed. Enjoy.

Claudia Romani Bikini Pictures Bright Enough to Light My Darkest Desires

As you know, I've already asked the perfect killer tush of Claudia Romani to be my bride and after seeing this latest set of bikini candids from the Italian model, I'm considering a little polygamy with her other fine parts.

Truly a talented sashayer, stroller, and all-around bikini beach preener, I do believe Claudia Romani has a different, perfectly fitting bikini for every single day of the year. And bright too. Lest we somehow neglect our Prime Directive to worship her body as the Romans did their pagan deities. That's right, it's time for animal sacrifice. Whatever it takes to make Claudia and her sextastic bikini body pleased, and, possibly, showing a little bit more? Dare to dream. Enjoy.

Claudia Romani Bikini Hotness in Miami Continues

Oh, Claudia Romani, how your bikini body does unsoothe the savage soul. Strutting about Miami in your little bikinis and wraps, like a walking billboard for Roman goddess goodness.

I'm not going to say that Claudia Romani has the world's most perfect body, but I am willing to spend many years inspecting, measuring, and testing my hypothesis in some kind of a lab that has a fireplace and bearskin rugs and lots of baby oil gently warmed to 120-degrees. Not that I've been thinking about this much. But Claudia Romani -- wow. Enjoy.

Claudia Romani Bikini Pictures Are Killer Tush and Hot All Over

You know that I have currently made a proposal of marriage to the bottomside of Italian model Claudia Romani. And, yes, the rest of her will have to come along, which is more than fine by me. But it is that superior Miami Beach booty that most inspires me to make such a bold leap as marriage, an institution I otherwise treat as the acidic blood of the lizard creature in Alien.

A killer tush can make a man forget so many of his principles. Like a mind-eraser machine that leaves the victim feeling nothing but hungry for a buttockal squeeze, and he'll do whatever it takes to feel those double cheeks of flesh perfection. I'm ready to be erased. Enjoy.

Claudia Romani Bikini Pictures Hula Hoop Hot Booty Perfection

Oh, my KILLER TUSH. Claudia Romani has my cake and I wish she would eat it too after seeing her hula hooping with bikini perfection in Miami. It's really quite a thing, that little tight round cleaved thing on her bottomside. Asstastic faptastic perfection. Not that the rest of Claudia Romani is anything to sneeze at, unless you're allergic to mega-sextastic, and then I pity you.

Claudia Romani has become a fixture of hotness on the beaches in Miami. You start adding in toys and games and novelties like a hula hoop, and suddenly we have a carnival of passion inducement taking place. And, yes, I want to go on all the rides. Enjoy.

Claudia Romani Bikini Pictures Shine The Killer Tush in Bright Yellow

You know of my ongoing, unrequited love with Claudia Romani and her killer tush. Well, double that unrequited factor as Claudia took her booty and rest of her hot body on a stroll in a yellow bikini along Miami beach, rubbing it in my face, as it were. Now, I've known worse forms of torture going back to my days as the slowest kid in Kindergarten, but I've never known as delightfully tingle-inducing forms of tantalization as those constructed by Claudia and her regular struts along the shoreline.

One of the days, I have to actually see that killer tush in person. Maybe I'll put that on my bucket list. Right before making love to a domineering female prison guard. Bucket lists do require prioritization. Enjoy.

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