Oh, Claudia Romani, will I ever tire of looking at you in a tiny bikini? No. The answer is no. It’s easy to see why. Claudia is one of the hottest models out there right now. Besides her pretty face she’s also in amazing shape. Just look at those abs for the love of Pete! But it is her ginormous ta-tas that I like. They are big and round and oh so perky. If Claudia were to do jumping jacks, I’m pretty sure her boobage would bounce like one of those high bounce balls you would get out of a gumball machine as a kid. But let’s not forget Claudia’s thumper, which is a true thing of beauty. What I like most about Claudia is that she has nice wide hips and an ample butt. No stick figure body for her, no sir.
Claudia lives in a world where hot chicks wear bikinis year round. It’s a magical place where boobs and butts are free to roam. I think it’s called Miami.
Photo Credit: INF
Valentine’s Day is this weekend and hot as F Claudia Romani wants to be your Valentine. In this shoot she posed in some lingerie and a big stuffed bear. The bra gave us some cleavage for the ages. Claudia has a spectacular pair of funbags of which I am a big fan. I always look forward to seeing those bouncing beauties on any bikini or lingerie spread. But it is her asstastic thumper that most excites me. She’s got a nice curvy bottom but her cheeks are firm and fully packed. She has the kind of booty that you want to marry and buy a house with so that you can see it every day. Seriously, I would sell my soul to Beelzebub just to touch that booty. And my touch I mean smack.
But lovingly, not rough. I’m not one of those Fifty Shades of Grey dudes that likes to whip chicks. Why would you do that to a hot girl?
Photo Credit: Enrique Romero Photography
Oh, my oh my. How the social media hot pics do fly. Around the digisphere and the interweb, with stops at my heart and my lower heart, being sure to say howdy and drop off some happy feelings. It really continues to amaze me how prolific the hottest ladies are with they and their buddy’s cameras with the subsequent desire to share their sextastic poses. It’s truly wonderful. Let us never forsake this gift.
This week’s Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes Taylor Swift in a bikini with her bikini girlfriends, Lady Gaga going deep asstastic up yoga bends, Claudia Romani thong stylings, Kylie Jenner showing off her cleavage, Miley Cyrus in a bikini, Jessica Hinton in one damn fine bikini, and much much more. You owe it to however much you’re about to lose on the Super Bowl this weekend to check out each and every one of these amazingly candid skin filled photos. Enjoy.
Photo Credit: Instagram
As if going to the beaches in Miami wasn’t strain on the crotchal region enough, now just visiting the seaside parks can be something of a pleasant torture. Take for example Claudia Romani whose blessed killer tush will someday be my lawfully wedded booty. Oh, that bottomside on Claudia Romani, not the least bit hidden in this wonderful invention of see-through short shorts. I wouldn’t believe it if I weren’t seeing it for myself as we speak. err, leer.
There’s really nothing finer in this world than the perfectly alluring asstastic of a sextastic woman. Maybe the laughter and merriment of children. Naw, that’s kind of overrated now that I think about it. It’s definitely the asstastic. And with Claudia Romani, it’s so damn beautiful I feel tears welling up from deep down below. You’re no less a man for weeping at the sight of the magical thumper. Enjoy.
Photo Credit: Splash
My dearly belusted killer tush bikini girl Claudia Romani opened up the New Year with a delightful view of her magical thumper and all over hot body, showing the international models just how things are done in Miami. The competition is so rough and tough for best booty and female form in bikini on the beach, it’s like watching an all-star game every single day. Only the top tier talent need apply. If you’re not working out daily and blessed with the superior genes I’ve only read about in magazines, you might as well stay home in sweats. This game separates the girls from the women.
Claudia, I intend to make virtual love to your booty throughout the coming year, hopefully in blissful matrimony, even understand that such a noteworthy oxymoron has never existed. This is a wonderful start. Enjoy.
Photo Credit: Splash
I truly hope you’re enjoying your holiday today. To think that even half of the sugar plum fairies dancing in your head last night turned into sextastic real angels in thong bikinis today, that is the Christmas dream. In honor of the holiday, we put together a little melange of beach booty from Miami this past year, thong exposed asstastics from some of the regular bottom side contributors in South Florida in 2014. Claudia Romani, Michelle Lewin, Coco Austin, and others. Consider it my frankincense for your libidos.
Merry Christmas from Egotastic!
Claudia Romani and Erika Tessarolo give me a yulelog in my pants with these sexy bikini santa pics. (COED)
Here is a sneak peek at the action in Mimi Faust‘s sex tape. (TMZ)
Edita Vilkeviciute shows off her girls in this topless spread. (Drunken Stepfather)
This is Jillian Beyor and these are her covered topless funbags. (Hollywood Tuna)
Marina Nery is young, hot, and what I want in my Christmas stocking. (Popoholic)
Jessica Simpson has some pretty fantastic legs. (The Superficial)
Britt Maren makes wearing sexy lingerie fun again. (Celebslam)