Winter shminter. That’s what all the hot girls are saying in Miami as best bikini body competition heats up with total disregard for the winter solstice just days away. The weather outside may be frightful in your area, but in Miami, it’s bikini show off time, including the righteous rump of Claudia Romani splashing about in her blue bikini in the warm Souther state waters.
As you know, Claudia’s magical thumper and I are scheduled to be married some time in the coming year. No date certain as there are still some legal obstacles to overcome because of outdate laws. But make no mistake about it, the bridal booty to be is only temping me worse in the interim. I feel like one of those Duggar kids who has to wait for marriage for their first kiss. Only, I will kiss and tell all my tales of savage prurient passions with Claudia’s killer tush. It’s not gentlemanly to brag, but it still feels good. Enjoy.
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There it is. The killer tush I can’t be away from for more than a few days without feeling a cold sweat coming over my body. This followed by a hot sweat about seeing the absolutely stellar bikini thumper on Claudia Romani, the buns of which shall someday be my lawful betrothed.
Claudia doesn’t look the least bit scared at the thought of the competition building up in Miami for best bikini body. She’s certainly a gamer with a booty built for the gladiatorial arena. Buttocks firm and ready for battle. Just the way I like to ogle them. If cheeks could talk, I’m sure Claudia’s would be shouting, ‘Bring it on, bitches!’. Maybe not that last part I added for emphasis. Claudia’s seat meat seems more polite than that. Enjoy.
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I’m not suggesting that the killer tush on Claudia Romani and I will have an open marriage post-nuptials, but I’m not the kind of guy who’s going to tell other guy’s they can’t look. Hey, why own a Ferrari and hide it in the garage? I actually can’t even begin to fathom that question. Nor why I would hold so tightly onto Claudia’s perfect thong clad asstastic that I’d cover it in burqas when out in public. Nay, art belongs to the entire world, even if I am the one polishing and oiling it each evening in the privacy of my home’s hot ass room. What, you don’t have one of those?
Winter is coming. But in Miami this means the finest bikini bodies are assembling on the beach. It will be tough for any body or booty to best the magical thumper on Claudia Romani. But I most definitely look forward to those undertaking such a mission. This is going to be most illuminating. Enjoy.
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I’m not sure just how much more teasing I can take from my future betrothed behind as attached to the hot Latin model Claudia Romani. Every day it seems a new bounty of asstastic thong clad beach pics. And now this. That killer tush snorkeling in the waters off of Miami. An epic derriere rising and falling with the ocean current like a heavenly Neptune’s creation. If I were a manatee, I’d be trying to mate with that hot thing. That would be magical.
Claudia, someday, when you and I and that thumper are together in a manner recognized by the courts, by our families, and by a magazine that pays for the photos, we shall snorkel together. I will not actually require a mask or a bathing suit now that I think about it. I will not be looking at the fish, I assure you. So damn booty hot! Enjoy.
It could be her bikini thong or her panties, I really do need to check in more often with my future betrothed booty on the fun side of Italian model beach hottie Claudia Romani. It was definitely cheeks on that killer tush of hers that made itself available thanks to a convenient onshore breeze that lifted up her sundress in Miami for a shade or two. Just enough time for the gentleman oglers in the area to drop their fro-yos and align in leering position.
Claudia Romani and her sweet two handed thumper continues to amaze and allure in new and exciting ways. Sure I can’t wait until Claudia’s butt and I are married, but for now, I do delight in the teases of seeing the wedding night to come when I suspect at least four full Costco containers of lotion will be moisturizing both left and right sweet seats. I have so many fun plans. A sundress flying up in the wind is a heavenly way to start. Enjoy.
The ever sexy Claudia Romani looked particularly hot in a referee costume in a park in Miami. Something tells me that this outfit isn’t regulation for refs. For one thing, there is a plunging neckline that shows off Claudia’s amazing funbags. They are seriously a sight to behold. I’m sure they would be a huge distraction if she were really calling a game. But the real action takes place south of the border as she forgot to wear pants. Claudia’s booty cheeks peek out from the bottom of the outfit. This is a very good thing. Claudia has a pretty incredible butt. It’s nice and round but firm. We can’t clearly see what’s happening in the front but I bet you there is a nice view of her lady parts area.
Halloween is truly a magical time of year. It’s the one day in which women can dress half naked with impunity and no one says anything.
I don’t know what Kangoo boots are precisely, but I know that after a full day of ogling Claudia Romani and her amazing killer tush in a bikini on Miami Beach, I sure feel like bouncing. Claudia gets to see herself both in and out of her bikinis daily so I can only imagine the spring she feels in her step, and the need to perhaps strap on some dynamic footwear to bound along South Beach after seeing such sites. Oh, my, this is quite the double header of leering.
As you know, I’m working through my elected representatives to promote legislation that would allow me the humane right to marry Claudia Romani’s bikini booty. I believe it’s time for such a liberating expression of lust and baby powdering. When you hear the church bells barely able to cover up the sounds of feral groans not of this planet, then you’ll know I’ve achieved my goal. Just look at that wicked hot bottom, how could you not want to take that on a honeymoon. Enjoy.