Claudia Romani

Claudia Romani Looking Sexy In A Pink Bikini

Italian bella figura Claudia Romani took to Miami Beach wearing a tiny pink bikini. One of the things I like about Claudia is that, unlike a lot of models, she's got some pretty spectacular curves. She is Italiana, after all. He booty is spectacular. You want to reach out and give it a squeeze, but you shouldn't because that's how you get arrested. Her backside looks outstanding in this small pink bottom. But let's not forget about her perky ta-tas. There is a hint of sideboob in a couple of the pics that make me happy in my swimsuit area. This is going to sound weird but I also really like her hair. Call me old fashioned but I like a woman with a long, thick head of hair. Something she can whip around all sexy.

My family has been bugging me to go visit them in Miami. I should get down there while it's still bikini season.

Claudia Romani, The Italian Flag Swimsuit, and One Fine Thumper

I'm beginning to think Claudia Romani and her perfectly plump behind and I are getting somewhere. I received these photos in my mailbox I believe to be sent by Claudia's hind-side in order to tease me into some kind of lasting proposal. It's definitely working. I can barely move a muscle while my eyes are trained on the boot of this wicked wanton brunette from The Boot. I become paralyzed with thoughts of gentle spankings and all-over-loofah butt washes. Truly these are the happiest thoughts of my daily existence.

Someday, when society's laws have caught up to the primal lust shared between myself and Claudia Romani's killer tush, we shall become united as one with lots of candles and cheers and cheap booze we're pretending isn't so cheap. I shall wait for that day here in my Chair of Patience. But not much longer I hope. I can't stand it. Stupid chair isn't working. Enjoy.

Claudia Romani Bikini Thumper Defies the High Winds in Miami

If you think a little mild hurricane force winds are any match for the raw passion-inducing power of Claudia Romani and her killer tush in a thong, you are sadly mistaken. Mother Nature is powerful, but Claudia's thumper is an unshakeable object that I so badly want to shake with my gently warmed and oiled hands.

Some day, Claudia's incredibly hot bottomside and I will be betrothed and travel the world seeking out various ports of call where such a special love is considered lawful. Until that time, I will continue to court her sweet boot from The Boot with flowers and mildly perverted come-ons. That's really the full extent of my arsenal. Enjoy.

Claudia Romani Bikini Pictures Flash the Killer Tush in Leopard Print Thong

First, let me be clear about this. While those sandy marks on either of Claudia Romani's blessed cheeks do clearly resemble my little eager baby hands, I am nowhere near Miami Beach at the moment. As always, my alibi continues to be drunk and passed out in a strip club in Los Angeles where several girls named Savannah can vouch for my all night stay. Still, I wish those were the mark of my prurient paws for the mere touch of Claudia's booty is said to have the healing powers of the Fountain of Youth. Or at least two aspirin and a Viagra. Hot damn her blessed bottom makes me want to do extraordinarily stupid things.

As you know, once the laws of this land catch up to my internal moral compass, I shall take Claudia's killer tush and make it my bride. If a man can't love another woman's asstastic forever and ever, I don't know what love is. Truly I don't. My family already knows. But I want the entire world to know. I love Claudia Romani's butt! That was my Lloyd Dobler moment. Enjoy.

Claudia Romani Full Tilt Killer Bikini Tush Throttling in Miami

Oh, my. It can't be long now before the Supreme Court and the Counsel of the Guardian Elders allows for me to take the wicked hot thumper of Claudia Romani and make it my wife. I have a ring and everything. I'd show you, but it's complicated.

Claudia chose pink as her bikini color to thong-show off her amazing backside, not to mention her frontside, and all over Roman goodness. I can't believe we haven't perfected Google Earth yet to allow me to track Claudia Romani on the beach in real time. At which point, I'd never ever have to leave my seat. You know, once I install the proper tubing. Claudia just makes me smile, her asstastic gives me serious face. That's my kind of woman. Enjoy.

Claudia Romani Bikini Hotness Could Not Save Team Italy

You've got to respect the effort. And the body. Claudia Romani spent the better part of the past week in Italian colors and flags and jerseys and showing off her Boot in a bikini in support of Team Italy in the World Cup. Sadly, for her in the least, Team Italy was eliminated from the 2014 games today. But not for lack of superfan Claudia Romani being super hot.

Claudia, I hope you don't lose faith in the magical powers of your killer tush to move mountains. Now that Team Italy is out of the tournament, I'd like to invite you to join my team. Team Naughty. I'll send you the jersey and instructions for posing in the mail. Trust me, this particular team can't be beat if you're on our side. Enjoy.

Claudia Romani Bikini Booty and Soul into World Cup Fervor for Team Italy

The World Cup truly has been a blessing in bringing the entire global community of gentleman oglers together on the beach to witness hot models from around the world in tiny national team jerseys and even tinier bikini bottoms. No wonder soccer is the world's most watched sport.

Claudia Romani continues to use my future betrothed thumper to express her undying loyalty to Team Boot. She went both blue for Italy and red just because her asstastic looked so damn amazing in it:

Despite Italy taking a loss against Costa Rica in their second round match today, you have to believe Claudia's outrageously hot behind helped in every bit and inch it could. Just sense it's benevolent and healing powers. I feel the blood rush just peeking. Oh, my, I'm very close to committing an own goal here of the embarrassing variety. Claudia, make it never stop! Enjoy.