Claudia Romani

Claudia Romani Bikini Pictures Flash the Killer Tush in Leopard Print Thong

First, let me be clear about this. While those sandy marks on either of Claudia Romani's blessed cheeks do clearly resemble my little eager baby hands, I am nowhere near Miami Beach at the moment. As always, my alibi continues to be drunk and passed out in a strip club in Los Angeles where several girls named Savannah can vouch for my all night stay. Still, I wish those were the mark of my prurient paws for the mere touch of Claudia's booty is said to have the healing powers of the Fountain of Youth. Or at least two aspirin and a Viagra. Hot damn her blessed bottom makes me want to do extraordinarily stupid things.

As you know, once the laws of this land catch up to my internal moral compass, I shall take Claudia's killer tush and make it my bride. If a man can't love another woman's asstastic forever and ever, I don't know what love is. Truly I don't. My family already knows. But I want the entire world to know. I love Claudia Romani's butt! That was my Lloyd Dobler moment. Enjoy.

Claudia Romani Full Tilt Killer Bikini Tush Throttling in Miami

Oh, my. It can't be long now before the Supreme Court and the Counsel of the Guardian Elders allows for me to take the wicked hot thumper of Claudia Romani and make it my wife. I have a ring and everything. I'd show you, but it's complicated.

Claudia chose pink as her bikini color to thong-show off her amazing backside, not to mention her frontside, and all over Roman goodness. I can't believe we haven't perfected Google Earth yet to allow me to track Claudia Romani on the beach in real time. At which point, I'd never ever have to leave my seat. You know, once I install the proper tubing. Claudia just makes me smile, her asstastic gives me serious face. That's my kind of woman. Enjoy.

Claudia Romani Bikini Hotness Could Not Save Team Italy

You've got to respect the effort. And the body. Claudia Romani spent the better part of the past week in Italian colors and flags and jerseys and showing off her Boot in a bikini in support of Team Italy in the World Cup. Sadly, for her in the least, Team Italy was eliminated from the 2014 games today. But not for lack of superfan Claudia Romani being super hot.

Claudia, I hope you don't lose faith in the magical powers of your killer tush to move mountains. Now that Team Italy is out of the tournament, I'd like to invite you to join my team. Team Naughty. I'll send you the jersey and instructions for posing in the mail. Trust me, this particular team can't be beat if you're on our side. Enjoy.

Claudia Romani Bikini Booty and Soul into World Cup Fervor for Team Italy

The World Cup truly has been a blessing in bringing the entire global community of gentleman oglers together on the beach to witness hot models from around the world in tiny national team jerseys and even tinier bikini bottoms. No wonder soccer is the world's most watched sport.

Claudia Romani continues to use my future betrothed thumper to express her undying loyalty to Team Boot. She went both blue for Italy and red just because her asstastic looked so damn amazing in it:

Despite Italy taking a loss against Costa Rica in their second round match today, you have to believe Claudia's outrageously hot behind helped in every bit and inch it could. Just sense it's benevolent and healing powers. I feel the blood rush just peeking. Oh, my, I'm very close to committing an own goal here of the embarrassing variety. Claudia, make it never stop! Enjoy.

Claudia Romani Booty Cheeky Peek for Futbol Fandom of The Boot

Every girl and their hot mother is wearing their colors this week and month for the World Cup, most especially the Latin and Latina and Brazilian girls down Miami way, sporting their team colors and flashing their bodily goodies for the love of their nation. This is truly what the World Cup is all about. Well, this and a couple goals a game off guy's heads. And cramping. Lots and lots of cramping.

And speaking of cramping, oh, the way I feel all over when Claudia Romani flashes my future wedded thumper. Those twin cheeks of heaven peeking out from beneath her perfectly tiny little red skirt, her thong beneath really just an afterthought. I'm not saying this has turned me into a fan of Team Italy for the World Cup. Though if Claudia asked me in person I'd melt and start singing the Team Italy songs. I'm not fool. I go with the program. And the finest booty. Enjoy.

Claudia Romani Supports Team Italy and Bikini Hot Asstastic

Oh, my, well if my future betrothed bottomside wants to favor Team Italy, who am I to argue with its barely white thong covered goodness along the beach in Miami.

Claudia Romani is naturally pulling for The Boot in the current World Cup, and she's putting all her heart, soul, and most definitely body into it. All the international models along the South Florida shoreline are wearing their colors these days to support their home country. I couldn't think of a grander celebration of the beautiful game than by having beauties from around the world flashing their boobtastic and asstastic in jerseys and tiny bikinis. It really is a wonderment of fandom we can all get behind, literally.

Claudia, I'm pulling for Italy as well. If only for the amazing hugs you'll be giving out if they take the Cup. Enjoy.

Claudia Romani Bikini Headstands Are Upside Down and Booty Hot All Over

I learned a long time ago, never question a hot girl who's barely dressed. I don't care what she's doing, it makes sense and it is to be lauded. When I see my future booty bride Claudia Romani on the beach upside down, I think to myself, wow, there's a whole new angle on the sextastic. Without doing that vertical flip feature in my photo editor, I don't usually get to see my favorite hotties upside down like that. It's kind of really damn hot. I love the front, I love the back, and now I get to see Claudia tilt-a-whirling for enhanced ogling pleasure. Why do photo tricks when you can do them for real?

Claudia, you are immensely alluring and Latin smoking hot like in any position. Someday, when your thumper and I are betrothed, we'll learn some entirely new positions, together. Acute, obtuse, I'm down for the entire compass of passion. Enjoy.