Claudia Romani

Claudia Romani Bikini Hotness in Miami Continues

By Bill Swift | April 29, 2013 @ 2:38 pm

Claudia Romani Strutting in a Bikini in Miami

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Oh, Claudia Romani, how your bikini body does unsoothe the savage soul. Strutting about Miami in your little bikinis and wraps, like a walking billboard for Roman goddess goodness.

I'm not going to say that Claudia Romani has the world's most perfect body, but I am willing to spend many years inspecting, measuring, and testing my hypothesis in some kind of a lab that has a fireplace and bearskin rugs and lots of baby oil gently warmed to 120-degrees. Not that I've been thinking about this much. But Claudia Romani -- wow. Enjoy.

Claudia Romani Bikini Pictures Are Killer Tush and Hot All Over

By Bill Swift | April 19, 2013 @ 10:00 am

Claudia Romani Shows Off Her Bikini Body in Miami

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You know that I have currently made a proposal of marriage to the bottomside of Italian model Claudia Romani. And, yes, the rest of her will have to come along, which is more than fine by me. But it is that superior Miami Beach booty that most inspires me to make such a bold leap as marriage, an institution I otherwise treat as the acidic blood of the lizard creature in Alien.

A killer tush can make a man forget so many of his principles. Like a mind-eraser machine that leaves the victim feeling nothing but hungry for a buttockal squeeze, and he'll do whatever it takes to feel those double cheeks of flesh perfection. I'm ready to be erased. Enjoy.

CLAUDIA ROMANI HAS A BIKINI FOR EVER OCCASION

Claudia Romani Shows Off Her Tiny Bikini in Miami

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Claudia Romani Bikini Pictures Hula Hoop Hot Booty Perfection

By Bill Swift | April 8, 2013 @ 8:28 am

Claudia Romani Hula Hoops in a Thong Bikini on Miami Beach

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Oh, my KILLER TUSH. Claudia Romani has my cake and I wish she would eat it too after seeing her hula hooping with bikini perfection in Miami. It's really quite a thing, that little tight round cleaved thing on her bottomside. Asstastic faptastic perfection. Not that the rest of Claudia Romani is anything to sneeze at, unless you're allergic to mega-sextastic, and then I pity you.

Claudia Romani has become a fixture of hotness on the beaches in Miami. You start adding in toys and games and novelties like a hula hoop, and suddenly we have a carnival of passion inducement taking place. And, yes, I want to go on all the rides. Enjoy.

Claudia Romani Bikini Pictures Shine The Killer Tush in Bright Yellow

By Bill Swift | April 1, 2013 @ 7:49 am

Claudia Romani in a Yellow Thong Bikini at the Beach in Miami

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You know of my ongoing, unrequited love with Claudia Romani and her killer tush. Well, double that unrequited factor as Claudia took her booty and rest of her hot body on a stroll in a yellow bikini along Miami beach, rubbing it in my face, as it were. Now, I've known worse forms of torture going back to my days as the slowest kid in Kindergarten, but I've never known as delightfully tingle-inducing forms of tantalization as those constructed by Claudia and her regular struts along the shoreline.

One of the days, I have to actually see that killer tush in person. Maybe I'll put that on my bucket list. Right before making love to a domineering female prison guard. Bucket lists do require prioritization. Enjoy.

Claudia Romani Bikini Pictures Bring Italian Cleave to Egotastic Eyesight

By Bill Swift | March 26, 2013 @ 7:21 am

Claudia Romani Takes a Bikini Stroll in Miami

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Oh, belusted Italian model hottie, thank you for returning to the beach in a revealing bikini.

We do so worship Claudia Romani and the hallowed ground she walks upon with her beach sandals, flaunting her sweet Latin body, her killer tush, and some chest puppies that if I didn't know any better, I'd say are showing little evidence of tan lines. Somebody's been sunbathing topless outside of our camera's eyes. Outrageous!

Claudia can do no wrong in our eyes, well, barring us from her topless tanning sessions aside. We only ask that she gives us a little more taste of her killer tush. Literally. Figuratively. What have you. Enjoy.

OH HOW WE LOVE THE ROMANI KILLER TUSH

Claudia Romani Wears a Black Thong Swimsuit in Miami

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Claudia Romani Flashes Her Bare Killer Tush! We’re Already Dead

By Bill Swift | March 12, 2013 @ 9:10 am

Asstastic!

Claudia Romani Upskirt Flashing Her Butt Cheeks in Miami

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Oh, well, now you can laugh at all the candles we light in prayer here at the office, but once in a while, okay, maybe just 2.7% of the time, one of these heavenly pleas comes to fruition, as today when Claudia Romani, our deeply belusted Italian model honey, flashed her bare butt cheeks beneath a short skirt off the beach in Miami. And those aren't just any butt cheeks, those are the seat cushions of a booty goddess. Oh, my goodness. I've looked a hundred times now and I'm just getting started.

If you're ogling Claudia's peekaboo cheek show and not feeling your hands instinctively squeezing, then you're simply not looking properly. Trust me, I've just ruined my banana nut muffin here in my right hand. And, no, that's not code, it was a banana nut muffin, just $18 at Starbucks. Enjoy.

CLAUDIA ROMANI'S BUTTOCKALS MAKE US CRY OUT LIKE HUNGRY BABIES

Claudia Romani Plays Soccer in a Bikini Bottoms and Fishnet Stockings in Miami

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Claudia Romani Bikini Pictures for Yet Another Hottie 2-Piece Victory

By Bill Swift | March 11, 2013 @ 8:25 am

Claudia Romani Takes a Bikini Dip in the Ocean in Miami

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Oh, Claudia Romani, how do I lust thee? Let me count the ways. Well, I can clearly count to one after seeing Claudia in yet another new bikini preening and showing off her amazing body and that killer tush on the beach and surf of South Florida. The Italian model has been putting on a winter long exhibition of sextastic bikini body madness so hot it's likely to make the migratory birds lose their bearings.

By my count we've now seen Claudia in nineteen different bikinis so far this snowbird season in Miami. As much as we admire her body in a bikini, we really hope she forgot to pack number twenty but doesn't remember until she's halfway out onto the beach nekkid as a jaybird. That would be a great way to transition into Spring. Enjoy.

Claudia Romani

Claudia Romani Bikini Hotness in Miami Continues

Claudia Romani Bikini Pictures Are Killer Tush and Hot All Over

CLAUDIA ROMANI HAS A BIKINI FOR EVER OCCASION

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Claudia Romani Bikini Pictures Shine The Killer Tush in Bright Yellow

Claudia Romani Bikini Pictures Bring Italian Cleave to Egotastic Eyesight

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Claudia Romani Flashes Her Bare Killer Tush! We’re Already Dead

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