Claudia Romani

Claudia Romani Bikini Booty and Soul into World Cup Fervor for Team Italy

The World Cup truly has been a blessing in bringing the entire global community of gentleman oglers together on the beach to witness hot models from around the world in tiny national team jerseys and even tinier bikini bottoms. No wonder soccer is the world's most watched sport.

Claudia Romani continues to use my future betrothed thumper to express her undying loyalty to Team Boot. She went both blue for Italy and red just because her asstastic looked so damn amazing in it:

Despite Italy taking a loss against Costa Rica in their second round match today, you have to believe Claudia's outrageously hot behind helped in every bit and inch it could. Just sense it's benevolent and healing powers. I feel the blood rush just peeking. Oh, my, I'm very close to committing an own goal here of the embarrassing variety. Claudia, make it never stop! Enjoy.

Claudia Romani Booty Cheeky Peek for Futbol Fandom of The Boot

Every girl and their hot mother is wearing their colors this week and month for the World Cup, most especially the Latin and Latina and Brazilian girls down Miami way, sporting their team colors and flashing their bodily goodies for the love of their nation. This is truly what the World Cup is all about. Well, this and a couple goals a game off guy's heads. And cramping. Lots and lots of cramping.

And speaking of cramping, oh, the way I feel all over when Claudia Romani flashes my future wedded thumper. Those twin cheeks of heaven peeking out from beneath her perfectly tiny little red skirt, her thong beneath really just an afterthought. I'm not saying this has turned me into a fan of Team Italy for the World Cup. Though if Claudia asked me in person I'd melt and start singing the Team Italy songs. I'm not fool. I go with the program. And the finest booty. Enjoy.

Claudia Romani Supports Team Italy and Bikini Hot Asstastic

Oh, my, well if my future betrothed bottomside wants to favor Team Italy, who am I to argue with its barely white thong covered goodness along the beach in Miami.

Claudia Romani is naturally pulling for The Boot in the current World Cup, and she's putting all her heart, soul, and most definitely body into it. All the international models along the South Florida shoreline are wearing their colors these days to support their home country. I couldn't think of a grander celebration of the beautiful game than by having beauties from around the world flashing their boobtastic and asstastic in jerseys and tiny bikinis. It really is a wonderment of fandom we can all get behind, literally.

Claudia, I'm pulling for Italy as well. If only for the amazing hugs you'll be giving out if they take the Cup. Enjoy.

Claudia Romani Bikini Headstands Are Upside Down and Booty Hot All Over

I learned a long time ago, never question a hot girl who's barely dressed. I don't care what she's doing, it makes sense and it is to be lauded. When I see my future booty bride Claudia Romani on the beach upside down, I think to myself, wow, there's a whole new angle on the sextastic. Without doing that vertical flip feature in my photo editor, I don't usually get to see my favorite hotties upside down like that. It's kind of really damn hot. I love the front, I love the back, and now I get to see Claudia tilt-a-whirling for enhanced ogling pleasure. Why do photo tricks when you can do them for real?

Claudia, you are immensely alluring and Latin smoking hot like in any position. Someday, when your thumper and I are betrothed, we'll learn some entirely new positions, together. Acute, obtuse, I'm down for the entire compass of passion. Enjoy.

Claudia Romani Sextastic Cut Out Dress Reveals the Killer Tush in Miami

I must admit, I don't understand the idea of cut-out fashion. Why not just start with less and not cut stuff out at all? You see how I'm logical and posing strong questions there? Ah, fashion. Claudia Romani strutted around Miami Beach showing off her sweet booty and hot body in a cut-out swimsuit that kind of resembled a bikini when everything was all done being cut out, which makes me wonder why she just didn't don one of her many thumper fine revealing two pieces. Alas, I shall never understand women's wardrobes, but I will continue to ogle and admire what lies beneath, especially when the midday sun is shining down upon it like so many touchy-feely rays.

As you know, I have vowed to marry Claudia Romani's bottomside just as soon as it legal in the U.S. or a contiguous country. I like to take buses when I travel. Until such time, it's just courting and drooling from a distance. And, no, I can't cut that out. Enjoy.

Claudia Romani Bikini Pictures Bring Back the Killer Tush In All Its Lust Inducing Glory

I don't follow the news and politics all that closely I must admit, but based on headline scanning I do believe I'm getting a couple steps closer to being able to legally marry the hot thong bikini booty of Italian model Claudia Romani. It will be a simple ceremony. I'll break the glass, I wouldn't want her perfect thumper to be injured in any manner. I mean, a slight bit of spanking later in the evening, but mostly just because her bottomside has been very naughty.

Once married, I'll whisk her sweet cheeks away for a honeymoon in either Hawaii or to my summer residence at the Red Roof Inn down the street here for one to seven nights of semi-conscious coupling. It will be grand. I can already picture a game show host on the Newlywed Game asking her sweet seat what kind of cereal I like best. We will be so happy until the inevitable messy celebrity butt divorce. Oh, Claudia, your killer tush is killing me! Enjoy.

Claudia Romani Killer Tush and One Lucky Bastard Swan Raft

Most people want to come back as a king or some pro athlete or some big shot, I want to come back as the inflatable pool raft that Claudia Romani and her shiny thumper was molesting with her bikini body over the weekend in Miami. That lucky bit of Made in China blow up toy got super blown up by Claudia in multiple bikinis rubbing to and fro atop it from beak to tail. Yes, I am jealous of a piece of plastic.

Someday, when the laws are more progressive and righteous, Claudia's killer tush and I will be wedded in holy matrimony for up to eighteen months. At some point on our honeymoon, I will request that Claudia give me the 'swan treatment'. She'll smile because she'll know exactly what I mean. I'll cry because I'm about to be so happy. Enjoy.