Claudia Romani

Claudia Romani Bikini Pictures for Thong Booty Lusters Everywhere

I’m not suggesting that the killer tush on Claudia Romani and I will have an open marriage post-nuptials, but I’m not the kind of guy who’s going to tell other guy’s they can’t look. Hey, why own a Ferrari and hide it in the garage? I actually can’t even begin to fathom that question. Nor why I would hold so tightly onto Claudia’s perfect thong clad asstastic that I’d cover it in burqas when out in public. Nay, art belongs to the entire world, even if I am the one polishing and oiling it each evening in the privacy of my home’s hot ass room. What, you don’t have one of those?

Winter is coming. But in Miami this means the finest bikini bodies are assembling on the beach. It will be tough for any body or booty to best the magical thumper on Claudia Romani. But I most definitely look forward to those undertaking such a mission. This is going to be most illuminating. Enjoy.

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Claudia Romani Magical Snorkeling Thumper! I May Not Survive This

I’m not sure just how much more teasing I can take from my future betrothed behind as attached to the hot Latin model Claudia Romani. Every day it seems a new bounty of asstastic thong clad beach pics. And now this. That killer tush snorkeling in the waters off of Miami. An epic derriere rising and falling with the ocean current like a heavenly Neptune’s creation.  If I were a manatee, I’d be trying to mate with that hot thing. That would be magical.

Claudia, someday, when you and I and that thumper are together in a manner recognized by the courts, by our families, and by a magazine that pays for the photos, we shall snorkel together. I will not actually require a mask or a bathing suit now that I think about it. I will not be looking at the fish, I assure you. So damn booty hot! Enjoy.

Claudia Romani Upskirt Panties Peek on a Windy Day in Miami

It could be her bikini thong or her panties, I really do need to check in more often with my future betrothed booty on the fun side of Italian model beach hottie Claudia Romani. It was definitely cheeks on that killer tush of hers that made itself available thanks to a convenient onshore breeze that lifted up her sundress in Miami for a shade or two. Just enough time for the gentleman oglers in the area to drop their fro-yos and align in leering position.

Claudia Romani and her sweet two handed thumper continues to amaze and allure in new and exciting ways. Sure I can’t wait until Claudia’s butt and I are married, but for now, I do delight in the teases of seeing the wedding night to come when I suspect at least four full Costco containers of lotion will be moisturizing both left and right sweet seats. I have so many fun plans. A sundress flying up in the wind is a heavenly way to start. Enjoy.

Claudia Romani’s Booty Cheeks Peek Out Under a Sexy Referee Costume

The ever sexy Claudia Romani looked particularly hot in a referee costume in a park in Miami. Something tells me that this outfit isn’t regulation for refs. For one thing, there is a plunging neckline that shows off Claudia’s amazing funbags. They are seriously a sight to behold. I’m sure they would be a huge distraction if she were really calling a game. But the real action takes place south of the border as she forgot to wear pants. Claudia’s booty cheeks peek out from the bottom of the outfit. This is a very good thing. Claudia has a pretty incredible butt. It’s nice and round but firm. We can’t clearly see what’s happening in the front but I bet you there is a nice view of her lady parts area.

Halloween is truly a magical time of year. It’s the one day in which women can dress half naked with impunity and no one says anything.

Claudia Romani Baby Blue Bikini Booty (And Some Evening Kangoo Boot Bouncy Fun Times)

I don’t know what Kangoo boots are precisely, but I know that after a full day of ogling Claudia Romani and her amazing killer tush in a bikini on Miami Beach, I sure feel like bouncing. Claudia gets to see herself both in and out of her bikinis daily so I can only imagine the spring she feels in her step, and the need to perhaps strap on some dynamic footwear to bound along South Beach after seeing such sites. Oh, my, this is quite the double header of leering.

As you know, I’m working through my elected representatives to promote legislation that would allow me the humane right to marry Claudia Romani’s bikini booty. I believe it’s time for such a liberating expression of lust and baby powdering. When you hear the church bells barely able to cover up the sounds of feral groans not of this planet, then you’ll know I’ve achieved my goal. Just look at that wicked hot bottom, how could you not want to take that on a honeymoon. Enjoy.

Claudia Romani Bikini Thumper Has Almost Agreed to Be My Dear Belusted

I feel like I’m making progress with Claudia Romani and her killer tush. The wicked hot bodied Roman beach goddess is no longer returning my love letters to her hiney with threats of legal prosecution, restraining orders, and jokes about how horrible my favorite NFL team are. Just marked unread. I like to think this means I’m making headway. I’m a guy who takes the long term approach to getting what I want. It might take 200 years, but I’ll get there eventually.

Claudia, every time your moon makes an appearance on Miami Beach I feel like the sun has just risen for the very first time. Do you see how poetic I am about your asstastic? It’s time to let your bottom side say yes to my proposals. I will treat those twin buns of happiness with such respect save for 30 minutes a day when it will be booty play time, no holds barred. Like an all-skate at the rink. Turn on the Warrant and have at it. But for 23.5 hours a day, just chivalry. Enjoy.

Claudia Romani Shows Off Her Curves on Miami Beach

The lovely Claudia Romani displayed her patented hotness in a white bikini on Miami Beach. Claudia has a pretty spectacular set of jugs that look incredible in this top. There is some serious cleavage action going on, y’all. Her boobs are like two cantaloupes. Two sexy sexy cantaloupes. Since the suit is white when it gets wet it becomes semi-transparent and you can kinda see the outline of her lady bits in the bottom. This is a good thing. My favorite part of these pics are how amazing her booty looks in the bottoms. She’s got quite a spectacular caboose. I would like a bronze sculpture of Claudia’s derriere on my coffee table. It would be a great conversation starter. “Hey, look at my bust of Claudia Romani’s ass.” People would think I’m awesome.

Oh, Claudia. Your body makes me very happy.