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Claudia Romani Jet Ski Bikini Fun in South Beach

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aldo-vallon - January 22, 2019

Does anyone know if Claudia Romani is a member of Mensa? Because I think she might be a certifiable genius.

Why has no one else thought to harness the fun of a Jet ski so that we can have that same amount of fun on land? Well, by putting her Jet Ski on wheels, Claudia has done just that. Now there is nowhere she cannot go.

I do not know what she is going to call her brand new invention, but I hope it is something clever. People always come up with the dumbest name for motorized vehicles. The guy who put a conveyor belt and skis on a motorcycle called it a snowmobile. The guy who put a motorcycle in the water called it a WaveRunner. None of those are very inspired. Hopefully Claudia won’t name it something obvious like four wheeler just because it now has four wheels on it. That sounds like the kind of thing a nerd would drive.

I do not know why it took us so long to have something like this. I would have thought someone with a fear of drowning would have created it a long time ago. It seems pretty obvious.

 

 

Photo Credit: Backgrid



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