Claudia Romani Displays Her Sandy Cheeks In Thongtastic Beachside Photo Shoot

Soccer star, superstar, or sand star, I will always be a fan of Claudia Romani. She’s always the prettiest thing on two legs at any beach she steps foot on. She’s like a land mermaid, if that makes any sense. I would really like an opportunity to get active with her. She’s already brought a ball and I’m game. Maybe we can even transition into volleyball right after. Then watch the sunset, and eventually the stars, as the daylight dies and my eternal love for her that I feel inside does not. Claudia in about 30% less clothes found on the average beach-goer is one of my favorite things to look at.

Another option is for both of us to become beach bums. I’m fine with living off the land. I haven’t been too impressed by what they’ve been showing on TV lately anyway so I wouldn’t miss it. But I am impressed with the outline and shape of Claudia. I could watch her all day, with no regrets. Whatever we decide to do on the beach together, she should know that my answer to her would never be no. Because the last thing I would want to see is a frown on my sand princess’ face.

Photo Credit: Backgrid USA