Braless

Okay, Scout Willis See-Through Top Actually Won the Young Hollywood Red Carpet

Well, there were a bevy of beauties at the Nylon Magazine Young Hollywood party, as we have documented for historical record, but we have to give a special nod to Scout Willis, who just got a new half-sister, I think that’s like her seventeenth, and decided to celebrate by pretty much baring her young 20-something udders at the party for on the rise talent in Hollywood. I suppose nothing was more on the rise that what came about when Scout pulled back her vest to reveal the extent of her transparent top.

Consider the boobtastic show from Scout a gauntlet to the rest of Hollywood youth — meet or beat me, or just get out of my way. Enjoy.

Lea Michele Attends Premiere Sans Bra

Glee star Lea Michelle attended the premiere of Legends Of Oz: Dorthy’s Return but forgot to bring her bra. She was looking smoking hot in a dress that revealed her ta-tas in the front. Oh yes, there was side boob, my friends. I’ve always thought that Lea had a truly splendid rack. Perhaps it is her yum yums that help give her the lung capacity to hit all of those high notes. As if the top of the outfit wasn’t enough of a delight, the bottom was slit almost all the way up her thigh. Lea has some pretty banging legs. They are nicely toned and perfectly shaped. It’s a shame that Legends Of Oz: Dorthy’s Return is animated. It would have been nice to see Lea in the flesh, as it were. There is something about that Dorthy outfit that makes me happy in my bathing suit area.

What’s nice about Lea is that not only is she hot but she’s also a pretty amazing singer. She’s pretty much the reason I’ve watched Glee all these years. Well, her and Naya Rivera.

Rihanna Goes Sheer White Braless Tank Top to the Nets Game

Well, you can’t wear much less up top and still get into an NBA game than Rihanna did to barely cover her yearning to be free boobtastic at the Nets playoff game. The Bajan diva traditionally does not favor covering up her body much, but does make allowances for modern social conventions. Like this sheer white tank top and no bra that essentially exhibited her muffins for all the basketball world to see. I saw. And I was happy.

Say what you will about Rihanna, if other sextastic celebrities followed her lead as to showy if at all there wardrobe, we’d have a hundred times more happy sights to see. She’s got the right spirit, and the body to match. Rihanna, you deserve a medal. And I see exactly where I’d like to pin it. Enjoy.

Ashley Tisdale Braless for Squishy Fun Time Peeks

We haven’t seen Ashley Tisdale in some time. I assume this means she’s been busy with work and romance and other such things that keep a girl with such stellar legs indoors, sadly, for us, good for her I guess. But now she’s back on the streets of L.A. in a photoshoot that apparently required no bra, or maybe Ashley just chose to go commando, but in either case, we are the winners.

This whole no-bra trend in general has been very beneficial to us ogling gentleman. I think it’s been scientifically proven now many times by guys with jobs I’d love to have that bras do little to actually support the supportive process in woman as they get a bit older. So the entirety of its purpose is style and humility, two characteristics for which we have little use. Ladies, throw out your bras. Just look at how fetching Ashley Tisdale becomes without her undergarments. Enjoy.

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Sheer Nipple Poking Top Delivers Sunshine in Malibu

I’m going to officially call this a new trend. Maybe it’s an old trend that is new again, but for some inexplicable and entirely fortunate and blessed reason, the hot ladies of Tinsel Town are no longer wearing bras beneath their sheer tops. Maybe they burned their bras in feminist protest, or, more likely, their wardrobe klatch friends and assistants have assessed that this is the new height of fashion sensation.

I certainly feel sensational peeking at the poking nipples of Rosie Huntington-Whiteley casually promenading in Malibu as if we are not all staring at her petite but so sweet funbags. Who says fashion is boring? Well, I do, but not today in the new era of braless boobtastic see-through tops. I couldn’t be happier about modern style. Enjoy.

Rose McGowan Braless and See-Through Boobtastic Exhibition Is What’s For Dinner

I don’t know if Rose McGowan and Sharon Stone called each other and said, hey, let’s show off our boobies at Craig’s restaurant, but Rose followed suit with Sharon, perhaps even more so, and went braless in a black sheer form fitting top that show off pretty much the entirety of her hot body perfect ta-ta’s.

Rose McGowan has not been shy of late in the skintastic female showoff department. She works her body hard and brings it out to play as a woman of allure ought. What’s the point of building something great if you’re going to hide it in the garage and not share? That’s how I feel about my Civil War toothpick collection. I’m glad to see Rose feels the same way about her bare yum yums. Just look at her shine. Bravo, Rose McGowan. You are the almost topless wind beneath my wings. Enjoy.

Sharon Stone Loves Showing Off Her Young Yams

If there’s one thing Sharon Stone loves to do, okay, two things if you count making craptastic movies, it’s show off her award winning relatively young ta-ta’s beneath her open or see-through tops. She did very much of this exhibition leaving Craig’s restaurant over the weekend in a sheer top with no bra, causing any and all camera flashes to reveal her bare sweet modified funbags beneath.

Sharon Stone is still very much in the game. She’s got ambition, means, and an entire wardrobe of see-through tops that guarantee we’ll be eyeing her funions for some time to come. Let this be a lesson to you younger ladies of Hollywood, time to up your game or lose it to the AARP members. Enjoy.