If I wasn't in mad lust with Joanna Krupa since meeting her a couple weeks back, well, consider me in full blown passion drool. Not every woman looks as hot in person as on camera, but Joanna exceeded expectations to the point that I could hear my inner naughty monkey struggling to be free. Must, must contain that monkey to live in a polite society.
Now, to boot, literally, to booty, it turns out that Joanna hates bras and loves bottom revealing stretch pants. Oh, we are a match made in heaven certainly as it turns out I also love that look. Naturally, not for myself, but on wicked hot celebrities who fine tune their female forms in the sweat of the Pilates and yoga classes in the warm weather cities around the globe. Joanna, this is nearly perfect. Now, leave me to my quiet leers. Enjoy.
Here's the interview where Joanna was so obviously trying to hit on me:
Paris Hilton Braless Peekaboo Funbags for a Sunny Beverly Hills Promenade
Normally I'd say a girl ran out the door without her bra on, but with Billionaire Barbie, you know there's three hours of preparation before even just going to the salon for host of clean up and spruce up activities, so I'd say the bra was intentionally forgotten. Which works for me, Paris, I don't ever see the need for no silly undergarments on a lady. It's a beautiful Los Angeles sunny day, why not let the little ladies out for a stroll off the leash. With the sun hitting your top just ever so, they're going to get a little public attention as well.
It's not easy for Paris being a model, business owner, singer, DJ, entrepreneur, hostess, and hard working girl who still have seven nights a week to party and her days to recover. Everything needs a little airing out, including her little heiress bazoongas. I wish she could've gone without the black top, though I'm sure it cost more than my entire Target sponsored wardrobe, so I'll give her a pass for her dedication to haute couture. Enjoy.
PArIS KEEPS HER TOP STREAMLINED AND EVER-READY FOR SHOW