Braless Posts:

Paris Hilton Braless Peekaboo Funbags for a Sunny Beverly Hills Promenade

Normally I'd say a girl ran out the door without her bra on, but with Billionaire Barbie, you know there's three hours of preparation before even just going to the salon for host of clean up and spruce up activities, so I'd say the bra was intentionally forgotten. Which works for me, Paris, I don't ever see the need for no silly undergarments on a lady. It's a beautiful Los Angeles sunny day, why not let the little ladies out for a stroll off the leash. With the sun hitting your top just ever so, they're going to get a little public attention as well.

It's not easy for Paris being a model, business owner, singer, DJ, entrepreneur, hostess, and hard working girl who still have seven nights a week to party and her days to recover. Everything needs a little airing out, including her little heiress bazoongas. I wish she could've gone without the black top, though I'm sure it cost more than my entire Target sponsored wardrobe, so I'll give her a pass for her dedication to haute couture. Enjoy.

Joanna Krupa Hates Bras and Love Stretch Pants, So Do We!

If I wasn't in mad lust with Joanna Krupa since meeting her a couple weeks back, well, consider me in full blown passion drool. Not every woman looks as hot in person as on camera, but Joanna exceeded expectations to the point that I could hear my inner naughty monkey struggling to be free. Must, must contain that monkey to live in a polite society.

Now, to boot, literally, to booty, it  turns out that Joanna hates bras and loves bottom revealing stretch pants. Oh, we are a match made in heaven certainly as it turns out I also love that look. Naturally, not for myself, but on wicked hot celebrities who fine tune their female forms in the sweat of the Pilates and yoga classes in the warm weather cities around the globe. Joanna, this is nearly perfect. Now, leave me to my quiet leers. Enjoy.

Here's the interview where Joanna was so obviously trying to hit on me:

LeAnn Rimes Braless After-Christmas Shopping; Let’s Join Forces in 2014 To End The Tyranny of the Bra

I guess we know what LeAnn Rimes didn't get for Christmas. Undergarments. Which I think was the perfect non-gift, sending the toned bodied pop and country singer out into the malls after Christmas at least upper commando, her funbags quite free from any restraints and barely contained behind her tank top.

With the time of resolutions coming up, it sure would be nice if many more sextastic celebrities took the vow for 2014 to unrestrict themselves from the last century chest puppy harness. It punishes both thee and me, not to mention study after study shows it does little to stop the effects of gravity over time. It's time to let the little (or big) ladies loose in the coming year. Everybody should get behind LeAnn Rimes, and in front of me, in this serious campaign. Let's do this. Ta-ta's be free! Enjoy.

Kathy Hilton See-Through Boob Flash for Mommy Showoff Time

To be fair, Kathy Hilton really only had one show-off daughter, and one who is more like an expensive tree stump. Still, I suppose Billionaire Barbie got her attention seeking skills from her own mom, who was herself flashing her udders braless beneath a sheer black top leaving dinner last night in Beverly Hills.

It took but a modest flash from a paparazzo camera to reveal the bare funbags of Mama Bear and but a thousand shutter flashes for us to capture her quite visible chesties beneath. Was it all an accident or wardrobe malfunction. With the Hiltons, I err on the side of the planned ogle worthy moment. Enjoy.

Fran Drescher Goes Braless For Your Nanny Mammy Needs

How's it hanging, Nanny? Well, you can probably judge that for yourself as Fran Drescher strolled around Malibu over the weekend upper commando while showing off her younger boyfriend. We naturally cut him out of the picture and just focused on Fran's untethered yabbos. That's what we do.

Fran's no spring chicken anymore (not that I have any clue what a spring chicken is, though I bet it goes good with beer like everything else), but she's still working the mojo she got to make the younger men want to latch on, so to speak. Enjoy.

Iggy Azalea Accidentally Exposes Bare Boobtastic in Back of London Cab

 

Well, I suppose it was only a matter of time before up and coming show off pop and hip hop diva-ette Iggy Azalea went and flashed her full bare boobtastic for the cameras. I suppose this was an accidental non-accident, given what Iggy was wearing, albeit perhaps she wasn't aware people and cameras can peek laterally into tops that aren't even close to covering your sweet yabbos.

Either way, the gentleman oglers win again, for the combination of patience and yearning once more produces a sweet treat at the bare teat of one of your young rising Egotastic! stars. Enjoy.

Karlie Kloss Braless in The Big Apple

You know how we favor Chicago born international model sensation Karlie Kloss. I want to make sweet skinny love to her on the 'L', laying down a protective foam barrier naturally to keep our bodies safe from infection.

Karlie Kloss does little to mitigate my naughty feelings by running around New York on a photoshoot over the weekend without her bra on. Naughty girl. Or, just girl I long to ogle from a closer distance, like a few inches away. Granted, Karlie is not the bustiest gal in the world, but every now and then you need a tall, lean, runway model to remind you that talking is definitely not the most important part of a lovely male-female relationship. Enjoy.