Wild is the epic journey of Reese Witherspoon into nature to recover from a personal tragedy and rediscover her own humanity. Okay, unless Reese has to disrobe to save herself from a feral bear, I’m not going to see this. It sounds too deep for my cursory level understanding of the human condition. Conditions brought on by the likes of MTV hostess and pop singer Kimberly Cole strutting the red carpet of the Wild movie premiere without any bra.
You may have noticed a definite trend in Hollywood fashion of late that is very anti-bra. Or, what you might call, very pro-Egotastic! I’m not sure which fashion maven has convinced so many hot women in the business to show off upstairs commando, but I want to give them a big wet kiss. Or maybe just a box of See’s Candies to be safe. Kimberly Cole looked mighty fine in her own backless and braless lacy gown. I do so highly endorse this look. Not to mention the up to one saved in trying to unclasp a brassiere should be so ever fortunate and dexterously impaired as I. Enjoy.
Sexy vixen Khloe Kardashian was poking out all over in a sheer see-through dress at French Montana’s 30th birthday bash. Khloe forgot to wear a bra under her completely transparent dress. It must be a family trait. The result was a fairly clear view of her lady nips. Khloe’s funbags have long been eclipsed by those of her sister Kim but I think it’s high time that we celebrate how big and beautiful Khloe’s ta-tas are. They are nice and plump and they stay where they are supposed to, which as a woman gets older becomes more of a challenge.
The dress was also cut way up on the sides allowing us a view of that other Kardashian feature: her legs and hips. Oh, sweet mother of crap do I love a woman with curves. This is why I love Khloe. She’s never been afraid to show off them thighs.
It takes confidence in a mom about town to wear a tight t-shirt with no bra to the grocery store. I’d highly recommend more of the PTA set at least take the opportunity to give it a whirl. Let Britney Spears be your role model. The 30-something pop diva has forever eschewed the wearing of undergarments, even when in mother mode at the super market picking up some beans and things.
Britney gave the gentleman oglers pretending to pick lettuce at the local Vons quite a stir in their meat departments as her nipples and breasts were rather visibly shaped beneath her braless tee. I’ve always admired Britney for her free wheeling wardrobe ways. Given the time she’s put into her recent show-ready fitness routine, all the better. Let us all be more like Britney. The command part at least. Enjoy.
Who is Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace, well, she’s kind of a celebrity bon vivant of Jolly Old England. A Big Brother contestant turned reality star and TV hostess and fashion something or other, most of which boils down to lots of getting decked out in revealing outfits and hitting the party scene in London. Try putting that under occupation on your tax returns.
Aisleyne hit the town hard over the wee hours of the night in a white snug dress that barely held in her uncontained udders yearning to be free. No bra and that dress with that rack nearly resulted in even better photos. As for now, we’ll just have to adopt a wait and see-even-more next time attitude. Those puppies are really something. Enjoy.
Vanessa Hudgens took her hot little minxy self up to San Francisco for some kind of green event. I don’t know what exactly, but she wore green and is probably going to save the planet from the bad guys and, most importantly of all, she wasn’t wearing any bra in her very stunning grown up gown. I’m a huge fan of Vanessa Hudgens. Seeing her recently set of naughty selfies that I actually just seconds later now deny seeing, I’m an even bigger fan. Vanessa can protest all she likes. She’s hot and she loves to get nekkid. Sadly, not at this formal event.
Vanessa Hudgens has the power and hot body skill set to be a real game changer in the world of the sextastic. We’ve seen this talent since her teen days. She’s not the High School Musical girl, she’s the girl you’re lucky to have as your girlfriend if but for some brief, passionate period of time. I hope she lets loose more often and in more legal circumstances. This braless evening is a solid start. Enjoy.
Oh, Kim Kardashian. Every day I wake up, make some coffee, pour myself a bowl of Cap’n Crunch and ask myself, “How will Kim show off her splendid funbags today?” I am never disappointed. Today’s entry in the ongoing battle between Kim and clothes is this see-through dress. You can see the exact outline of her Kardashinips because, like most days, Kim forgot to wear a bra. In fact, I would go so far as to say that Kim despises bras more than any other woman in the world. What Earthly object of cotton, silk, and wire could hope to contain such magnificent orbs of lady flesh? None, that’s why she doesn’t wear them. That Kanye is one lucky bastard. He gets unlimited access to those badboys whenever he wants.
Some people have all the luck. All that we mere mortals can do is stare at her sweater hams and dream of the day when all women have ta-tas like Kim and bras are a thing of the past.
I suppose hottie housewife Joanna Krupa is just happy to be in Los Angeles. I’d like to think it’s because of me, but it’s mostly likely the Beverly Hills shopping, the sunshine, and she’d probably be forced to say her husband on camera, though I’d like to think I make the Top 100 reasons list. Either way, her superior nipples were trying to bust out of her sports bra top like nobody’s business as she made her way to the gym in Hollywood.
Just knowing Joanna is back in town without any bra on is kind of happy news for me. Just like I live in a part of town adjacent to nicer parts of town, I’d like to think I’m Joanna Krupa nipples adjacent, if not in physical proximity, then certainly in virtual thoughts. She really is quite the stunning woman. Her headlights alone are blinding me. That hot worked out body, I’m losing other senses as we speak. Keep up the good braless work, Joanna. We need you now more than ever. Enjoy.