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Ali Michael Pasties For Marc Jacobs But Quite Topless for Egotastic

I’m a big Ali Michael fan. Now, I know many of you don’t regularly read your Vogue and Elle and such magazines. Leave that to me. To see brunette hottie models rise through the ranks like Ali Michael to become the big shizz, especially as one of the rare phenomenons of American born international fashion models. Ali reached a nice distinction posing in pasties for Marc Jacobs. That is a distinction of some professional manner, though naturally, not quite as important to our ogling needs here as say, Ali Michael topless sextastic in a black and white photoshoot from Chadwick Tyler, revealing the full breadth of her talents.

Does this make me better than Marc Jacobs? No, just a superior designer. Enjoy.

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Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Wears A Lacy Slip To Her Fragrance Launch “Rosie For Autograph”

The delectable crumpet known as Rosie Huntington-Whiteley was very naughty indeed when she sported a lacy slip to the launch of her new perfume “Rosie for Autograph”. I’ll admit a personal predilection for silky slips. I don’t know why but they are my favorite piece of old-timey underwear. Maybe it’s because they reveal just enough to be titillating, like Rosie’s impeccable funbags and her perfect legs, to tease without giving too much away. Rosie is one of my favorite professional hot people. I just think she’s hotter than an August noon. I don’t know what this perfume smells like but if it is somehow the bottled essence of Rosie I’m going to bathe in this crap.

She isn’t wearing a bra and I’m going to choose to believe she isn’t wearing anything downstairs either. That makes me happy in my pants.

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Kendall Jenner Braless Nipple Pokes The Best Part of Paris Fashion Week to Date


Who said fashion week was good for nothing? Okay, I am the one who usually says that, but inevitably something pops up that changes my mind. Or pops out. Like Kendall Jenner nipples poking commando through her gray top which I’m sure costs a fortune but we’ll never know why. That’s called fashion.

Kendall was running to and fro through the streets of Paris over the weekend shopping and sightseeing and being seen and naturally preparing herself for whatever difficult role awaits her on the catwalk. Distant gazing and all. But she seems pretty excited by the entire milieu of the City of Light, her headlights bursting through like a seasoned ambitious model. Did you really think I’d let me distaste of haute couture cause me to miss Kendall Jenner nipples? Nay, monsieur. Nay. Enjoy.

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Christina Milian Braless In A White Top While Talking A Stroll In NYC

Sexy actress and singer Christina Milian incorporated what I like to think of as the holy trinity, (small t): no bra, a white shirt, and big ol’ boobies. This leads to all kinds of wonderful situations. Namely, that you can see through her shirt to her nips. Christina has got a pretty amazing pair of funbags and I’m pretty sure that she knows she does. Hence the wearing no bra and a white shirt. You don’t do that unless you are fairly confident that you are packing some serious heat under your shirt. She was also sporting a super tight leather skirt which only made the whole package better, that’s because she has an unbelievable thumper. Is this the best outfit to wear in freezing cold NYC, but her willingness to suffer for our ogling pleasure shows that she is a team player.

More ladies should follow her example. It’s good for New York, it’s good for America, and more importantly it’s good for all of us.

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Jennifer Aniston, Julianne Moore, Carrie Keagan, All Braless for the Critics Choice Awards

I wish somebody somewhere would criticize this whole braless wardrobe movement in Hollywood so I could punch them righteously in the nose. If they be a man. I’d never strike a woman, or a man for that reason if he was in any way larger or scarier than me. This is such a fine contemporary trend I can’t almost stand it. The Critics Choice Awards happened last night. I know, I didn’t know either. But hotties like Jennifer Aniston, Julianne Moore, Carrie Keagan, and Rosario Dawson came out to play and showoff on the red carpet without any bras. They weren’t exactly excessively showy, but they all were hot.

Just knowing I no longer need to fumble around with a bra clasp is such a wonderful feeling. You know, for those times I’m undressing Jennifer Aniston. Even in my mind that becomes an awkward bit of clutziness. Let alone the chance to sneak peeks at these sextastic celebrity peaks free from undergarment distraction. For all the troubles in the world these days, so many parts of it keep getting better and better. Keep your eyes on the prizes. Enjoy.

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Miley Cyrus Braless While Exposing Midriff In Marijuana Shirt

Ah, Miley Cyrus. She’s everyone’s favorite rascally scamp that you’d also like to give it to. Every day I wake up and wonder what new sexy antics she’ll have gotten herself into and she rarely disappoints. In today’s wacky Miley outfit we have her wearing a crop top marijuana t-shirt and, whoopsie, she forgot to wear a bra. The result is that you can kinda see her lovely nips through the shirt. I do so love Miley’s lady plums. Lucky for me that I get to see them pretty regularly. The crop top also showed off her lovely bare mid-riff. She’s got one of the best in the business. It’s nice and flat and toned with not a bit of jiggly flesh to be had.

Some people think that Miley is overexposed, and maybe she is, but I still enjoy seeing her partially nude. I mean, I could care less about her music, but I’ve yet to grow tired of her literally exposing herself.

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AnnaLynne McCord Sextastic Shoulder (Yes, Shoulder!)

Proving once again that there’s no part of a sextastic woman’s body that I won’t fetish fantasize over, I spilled my hot cocoa this morning at the first glimpse of AnnaLynne McCord shoulder. Call me old-fashioned, but if it’s enough to get you fifty lashes in certain parts of this world, it’s enough to get a good fifty whackadoos right here on this side of the equation. AnnaLynne McCord is one fetching fine woman, from head to toe. Oh, how I’d nibble up to 736 parts on her.

Is this a new low for me or a new high? I can’t tell. I have to believe there are some shoulder men out there as we speak readying a proclamation naming a day after me. My parents can finally be proud of me. Though I must admit I don’t long for their approval in nearly the same measure as I long for AnnaLynn McCord, and that very bitable shoulder. I thought these suffering feelings got better with age. Somebody lied to me. Enjoy.

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