Braless Posts:

Selena Gomez Braless Nipple Pokes and Pushed Up Boobtastic Galore!

I've never quite been in lust with minxy little Selena Gomez more than today perhaps. Not only has she broken up with The Devil's Midget for the seventeenth time, and who knows, this one could stick, but she proudly asserted her independence by pushing up her funbags to a fare-thee-well and going braless in New York, showing off her racktastic and nipples like she was a young woman on a mission. And really the most noble mission of all, sweet exhibition.

Selena's social media once again indicates she's going through a rough patch. It always amazes me that accomplished, successful, beautiful young women would ever have such down times. Emotions and romance are a bitch for sure. Selena, if you ever need someone to talk to, well, your mom seems super nice. I have to admit I'm a horrible listener. But I do think you are wicked hot and I will fight anybody who says otherwise. I hope that helps in some way. Enjoy.

Kendall Jenner Is Shirtless ad Braless, Oh My

Leave it to the Kardashians to figure out how to make the new tween futuristic novel by Kendall Jenner and her sister Kylie Jenner the non-focus at a book signing event. You know, nobody really cares about the book, as perfectly written as I'm sure it is. But they do care about seeing Kendall Jenner in a blazer without anything on underneath, flashing a health amount of grown up girl sideboob and cleavage. You don't often see young women sporting such outfits outside of the chic runways of Paris, but Kendall is a professional catwalker now, in addition to an obviously talented author.

Oh, the Kardashians do so give and take. They take away our dignity perhaps one little bit of the world at a time. But they do give back in luscious shades of exhibitionism and body reveals. Kendall Jenner is just really getting started on her own Kardashian path. I'd say her journey of a thousand skin reveals has begun with some very nice first steps. Enjoy.

Rihanna Braless for the Bestest Clippers Fan Ever

To be fair, I'm not sure Rihanna is actually a Clippers fan. She seems to be at games for lots of different teams. She certainly gets the good seats. The last game I went to at the Staples Center I had to wear an oxygen tank to reach my seats. But I guess when you're a hot bodied pop diva who hates bras, you get preferred seating. Fair enough. Nobody needs to see my pasty face eating a hot dog.

Rihanna brought her free jigglers and white tank show to the Clippers-Thunder game last night and while it didn't prevent the Clippers from going out in six, it did help many more guys have a good time at the game despite the loss. We desperately admire Rihanna for her willingness to let it all hang out wherever and whenever. If she could avoid arrest, she probably would've skipped the top altogether. Who knows, that might've thrown Durant off his game. Enjoy.

Ashley Tisdale Braless for Squishy Fun Time Peeks

We haven't seen Ashley Tisdale in some time. I assume this means she's been busy with work and romance and other such things that keep a girl with such stellar legs indoors, sadly, for us, good for her I guess. But now she's back on the streets of L.A. in a photoshoot that apparently required no bra, or maybe Ashley just chose to go commando, but in either case, we are the winners.

This whole no-bra trend in general has been very beneficial to us ogling gentleman. I think it's been scientifically proven now many times by guys with jobs I'd love to have that bras do little to actually support the supportive process in woman as they get a bit older. So the entirety of its purpose is style and humility, two characteristics for which we have little use. Ladies, throw out your bras. Just look at how fetching Ashley Tisdale becomes without her undergarments. Enjoy.

Paris Hilton Braless Peekaboo Funbags for a Sunny Beverly Hills Promenade

Normally I'd say a girl ran out the door without her bra on, but with Billionaire Barbie, you know there's three hours of preparation before even just going to the salon for host of clean up and spruce up activities, so I'd say the bra was intentionally forgotten. Which works for me, Paris, I don't ever see the need for no silly undergarments on a lady. It's a beautiful Los Angeles sunny day, why not let the little ladies out for a stroll off the leash. With the sun hitting your top just ever so, they're going to get a little public attention as well.

It's not easy for Paris being a model, business owner, singer, DJ, entrepreneur, hostess, and hard working girl who still have seven nights a week to party and her days to recover. Everything needs a little airing out, including her little heiress bazoongas. I wish she could've gone without the black top, though I'm sure it cost more than my entire Target sponsored wardrobe, so I'll give her a pass for her dedication to haute couture. Enjoy.

Joanna Krupa Hates Bras and Love Stretch Pants, So Do We!

If I wasn't in mad lust with Joanna Krupa since meeting her a couple weeks back, well, consider me in full blown passion drool. Not every woman looks as hot in person as on camera, but Joanna exceeded expectations to the point that I could hear my inner naughty monkey struggling to be free. Must, must contain that monkey to live in a polite society.

Now, to boot, literally, to booty, it  turns out that Joanna hates bras and loves bottom revealing stretch pants. Oh, we are a match made in heaven certainly as it turns out I also love that look. Naturally, not for myself, but on wicked hot celebrities who fine tune their female forms in the sweat of the Pilates and yoga classes in the warm weather cities around the globe. Joanna, this is nearly perfect. Now, leave me to my quiet leers. Enjoy.

Here's the interview where Joanna was so obviously trying to hit on me:

LeAnn Rimes Braless After-Christmas Shopping; Let’s Join Forces in 2014 To End The Tyranny of the Bra

I guess we know what LeAnn Rimes didn't get for Christmas. Undergarments. Which I think was the perfect non-gift, sending the toned bodied pop and country singer out into the malls after Christmas at least upper commando, her funbags quite free from any restraints and barely contained behind her tank top.

With the time of resolutions coming up, it sure would be nice if many more sextastic celebrities took the vow for 2014 to unrestrict themselves from the last century chest puppy harness. It punishes both thee and me, not to mention study after study shows it does little to stop the effects of gravity over time. It's time to let the little (or big) ladies loose in the coming year. Everybody should get behind LeAnn Rimes, and in front of me, in this serious campaign. Let's do this. Ta-ta's be free! Enjoy.