Let’s be honest. I’d shank any of you in the showers for sixty seconds of conjugal time with Minka Kelly. She’s hot. She’s always been hot. She will always be hot. But, she’s super boring from the gentleman ogler’s perspective. Always covered in public running to and fro her various appointments. Rarely out decked out. Rarely showing much skin. Rarely giving us the treats we so desperately desire from this sextastic siren. She seems content with the modest and demure life, we obviously can not be so content.
So, to see Minka out in a fitted dress with apparently no bra and her headlights working their way toward the sunlight was quite a thrill. It might be a standard for many lust-inducing celebrities we cover, but for Minka, this is a major reveal and something of a show stopper. Oh, how we wish for much more from Minka. But for today, I shall seek solace in the Minka nips and those absolutely perfect melons beneath. Enjoy.
Bella Thorne may only be a teen, but she’s pretty much entirely running her own life, loves, and career, and choice of undergarments, or not. The Disney starlet turned absolutely everywhere public eye girl of the moment took a saunter through Malibu over the weekend in a rather low cut summer dress without the assistance of supportive chestal wear. Obviously, we respect the right of women to go commando whenever and wherever possible, though with the age Bella claims to be, we can’t specifically comment as to her intimate wear.
Bella’s star has been on a direct upward trajectory since first she came into our radar. We’re not exactly clear about her talent in even the manner of a Miley or a Selena. But we are clear the cameras love her. And that’s a very important of young Hollywood success. That and no bras. Enjoy.
In between stops on her Monster tour with Eminem, Rihanna took some time out to remind everybody that she’s still a lady at heart, a lady who really hates undergarments, showing off braless in her fancy dress leaving a restaurant in Santa Monica.
Rihanna remains one of our exhibitionist favorites, a fan of revealing as much as possible in public without getting arrested, I respect that wardrobe stance like you would not believe. Well, at least for the ladies with bodies naturally blessed like Rihanna. I quite imagine she likes to feel the summer breeze tickle her all over without artificial constraint. I wish all the hot women of Hollywood would adopt such a liberated stance. It would certainly make paparazzi duty more interesting. Enjoy.
I’ve never quite been in lust with minxy little Selena Gomez more than today perhaps. Not only has she broken up with The Devil’s Midget for the seventeenth time, and who knows, this one could stick, but she proudly asserted her independence by pushing up her funbags to a fare-thee-well and going braless in New York, showing off her racktastic and nipples like she was a young woman on a mission. And really the most noble mission of all, sweet exhibition.
Selena’s social media once again indicates she’s going through a rough patch. It always amazes me that accomplished, successful, beautiful young women would ever have such down times. Emotions and romance are a bitch for sure. Selena, if you ever need someone to talk to, well, your mom seems super nice. I have to admit I’m a horrible listener. But I do think you are wicked hot and I will fight anybody who says otherwise. I hope that helps in some way. Enjoy.
Leave it to the Kardashians to figure out how to make the new tween futuristic novel by Kendall Jenner and her sister Kylie Jenner the non-focus at a book signing event. You know, nobody really cares about the book, as perfectly written as I’m sure it is. But they do care about seeing Kendall Jenner in a blazer without anything on underneath, flashing a health amount of grown up girl sideboob and cleavage. You don’t often see young women sporting such outfits outside of the chic runways of Paris, but Kendall is a professional catwalker now, in addition to an obviously talented author.
Oh, the Kardashians do so give and take. They take away our dignity perhaps one little bit of the world at a time. But they do give back in luscious shades of exhibitionism and body reveals. Kendall Jenner is just really getting started on her own Kardashian path. I’d say her journey of a thousand skin reveals has begun with some very nice first steps. Enjoy.
Hottie and Donald Sterling sex partner V. Stiviano forgot her bra when she went out on the town. She was spotted at the 1 Oak nightclub wearing a tank-top with plenty of sideboob on display. Her girls are too huge to be contained by something as flimsy as a piece of fabric. Say what you want about her scandal, her funbags are scandal proof. She also had some pretty banging cleavage action as well. V. also has a pretty amazing booty that is hugged just so by her tight jeans. I fully approve of this outfit. I’m of the opinion that a rack like hers needs to be seen as much as possible. To hide those perfect ta-tas behind too many layers is a sin. Yeah, I said it, a sin. And I don’t want to be party to sin, do you?
In a way the best result of the whole Donald Sterling thing is that it brought V. into the spotlight. For this I am eternally grateful to Donnie.
To be fair, I’m not sure Rihanna is actually a Clippers fan. She seems to be at games for lots of different teams. She certainly gets the good seats. The last game I went to at the Staples Center I had to wear an oxygen tank to reach my seats. But I guess when you’re a hot bodied pop diva who hates bras, you get preferred seating. Fair enough. Nobody needs to see my pasty face eating a hot dog.
Rihanna brought her free jigglers and white tank show to the Clippers-Thunder game last night and while it didn’t prevent the Clippers from going out in six, it did help many more guys have a good time at the game despite the loss. We desperately admire Rihanna for her willingness to let it all hang out wherever and whenever. If she could avoid arrest, she probably would’ve skipped the top altogether. Who knows, that might’ve thrown Durant off his game. Enjoy.