bill-swift - March 14, 2012
Somehow, the Hunger Games marketing team has managed to convince both guys and girls that this is a movie they must see which means that this film is going to gross oodles and buckets of cash. And, more importantly, oodles and buckets of sexy celebrities came out to pimp the film on the red carpet of the world premiere last night in Los Angeles, led by the film's star, Jennifer Lawrence, who is just all kinds of 24 x 7 hot, with last night being no exception. Jennifer gives us Hunger Games of another kind, if you know what I'm saying (and I don't even exactly know myself what I'm saying, but if it sounds naughty, borderline perverted, then you get my point).
Other sextastic celebs in attendance included an unusually dolled up and cleavetastic Miley Cyrus, a pleasant surprise, along with underrated veteran hottie Elizabeth Banks, sweet brunette yummy delicious Odette Yustman, our farm system favorite, Shailene Woodley, and don't you know puppet master Kris Jenner got Kylie Jenner and Kendall Jenner into super short dresses for yet another red carpet photo-fest. We can't comment on the girls not yet of age, other than to say if we did comment, we'd likely be arrested. Enjoy.