Technically, the film is called White Bird in a Blizzard, which sounds hauntingly familiar to every other bad indie flick a girlfriend has ever forced me to see in exchange for Transformers when it was my pick. Fair enough. But, more importantly, Shailene Woodley topless. The hot hippy chick thespianic who’s been making waves with serious acting chops and alluring au natural looks for the past couple of years exposes her brilliantly bare funbags in this I’m sure important work of cinematic arts. Now we’re talking. The film should be available on demand of some kind in the coming future.
With all the hullabaloo around leaked or hacked celebrity topless photos, it’s nice to see some in Hollywood taking the old school approach to exhibiting their fine lady wares. Put them in the movies. It really is a wonderful thing. Bless you, Shailene. Enjoy.
We’ve lusted Shailene Woodley since The Descendants big unveiling, but she just keeps getting better and better. Despite being a homemade granola making naturist who prefers to shear her hair and live off oak bark trimmings in the wild, I think I could put up with most of that Mother Earth indulgences if just once a month Shailene came out decked out in a little red number like she did for the Divergent premiere in Madrid.
I hope that Shailene isn’t in the mode of Robin Wright and other serious thespianics who become ashamed of their fine looks and do everything they can not to be the Hollywood beauty. That always seems like such a needless loss. Shailene has so much to offer sextastic wise. I hope she travels down that path a while. There’s always time to live in the trees with Daryl Hannah when you get a bit older. Enjoy.
Girls getting nekkid to talk about nekkidness. This will be genius until the end of time, or at least through the next Clinton administration. Yeah, I know.
In this edition of Hollywood Exposed, Nekkid News takes you through the best of the best of skin reveals on film and television, including Shailene Woodley topless, Amy Adams nip slip, and the girls of Nymphomaniac being altogether nekkid and heavily involved. But it’s when hostess Peyton Priestly takes off her panties and mentions the name Egotastic! that this video becomes a true keeper on my mantle. I’m ever so happy.
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While the prude pearl clutchers continue to make inroads into general corporate America, there’s no doubt that this era continues to be a high point for sextastic skinematic reveals from some of the finest women working in Hollywood. It’s a dichotomy I suppose I can live with in the digital age when options beyond the bland network and tentpole theatrical fare are so easily viewable. The only person happier than I is probably Mr. Skin, whose weekly roundup of the best of the undressed from Tinsel Town continues to focus on the more watchable moments caught on camera.
This week’s Mr. Skin Minute features Shailene Woodley, starring in Divergent in theaters but topless during a making of the sexy scene in The Spectacular Now, Amy Adams slipping nip and sideboob in American Hustle now on Blu-Ray, and Jessica Parker Kennedy full frontal nekkid on the season finale of Black Sails on Starz. Now that’s just some down home goodness right there. Enjoy.
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You know I obviously have a thing for hippy hottie Shailene Woodley, hence why I’m drooling over these clothes pictures of the young actress in black and white. For me, the moisture over a full dressed girl is a sign of ultimate respect.
Featured in the new Flaunt magazine, even though she’s putting on a pictorial for the ladies, there’s just a ton of Shailene passion inducement in these photos. At least, I’m feeling it. I mean, emotionally speaking. I don’t wish to be arrested, unless Shailene was the one cuffing me. Enjoy.
While all the hoopla last night was over the special guests and nominees and performers at last night’s MTV Video Music Awards, there was also the usual cadre of general celebrity invited to the major media event in Brooklyn. The one who stood out to me was Shailene Woodley, one of my up and coming objects d’ lust of the past couple of years. A young actress with that little special ‘it’ factor that has her securely placed into my libido area awaiting recurring retrieval.
Just a little hint of the bare midsection and the curvy figure and slim female form was all it took for me to get deep into Shailene last night. I know she’s a girl who prefers the hippy chick jeans and Goodwill merch and the like. But when she gets all dolled up, she can hold her own with the best of them. Enjoy.
We’re going to have to wait a whole year to be certain, because The Amazing Spider-Man 2 doesn’t open until May 2014, but holy crap, we think we know how it’s all going to go down. And that all has to do with set photos revealing Emma Stone‘s Gwen Stacy wearing a suspiciously familiar outfit. The folks over at Yahoo parsed it all out for us. Fair warning: there are some major spoilers ahead.
Gwen Stacy dies. She dies so hard. Yahoo points out that her purple skirt, sea foam green overcoat, and black boots are all identical to those she’s wearing in the comic The Amazing Spider-Man #121 (June 1973), the one in which she gets chucked off the George Washington Bridge by Norman Osborne’s Green Goblin. In that scene, Spiderman catches her, but he discovers that she’s already kicked the bucket and he weeps over her lifeless corpse as he vows revenge. What’s worse, he doesn’t know if she was already dead when she was thrown, or if his spider-catch killed her. Oh the Spidermanity.
Hey, on the plus side Amazing Spider-Man 3 will probably happen. And Spidey’s tears can always be dried by Shailene Woodley‘s Mary Jane Watson. We’d like to cry on her, um, shoulder.