Shailene Woodley

Charlize Theron Hotness and Ciara Cleavage Among the Few Reasons to Watch MTV Movie Awards

By Bill Swift | June 4, 2012 @ 8:20 am

Ciara Shows Her Goodies in a Short Red Dress at the MTV Movies Awards

Shailene Woodley in a Black Deep V Neck Outfit at the MTV Movies Awards

Charlize Theron Steps Out in a Red Hot Dress at the MTV Movies Awards

Emma Watson in Mini Tight Purple Dress at the MTV Movies Awards

Jenna Dewan in a Plunging Neckline Top at the MTV Movies Awards

Kristen Stewart Shows Legs at the MTV Movies Awards

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Sour grapes from us being banned from the MTV Movie Awards this year? Eh, maybe. But that show, that network, has really sunk to the bottom of the bowl like a turd trying to be first in line to hit the expressway home to the sewer line, which leads to a bunch of rehabbing inane drunkards checking into the Jersey Shore house for the sixth time on the East Coast while a bunch of mostly no-named, faceless rubes were paraded down the MTV red carpet last night and we were told they were fun and interesting and exciting people. Yeah, not so much.

However, MTV being owned by a much larger parent corporation, and still being a churning marketing machine to a teen audience of future postal workers, the studios did gear up some of their A-listers currently in theaters to pimp their wares at the award show, which led to the tremendous silver lining of the hotness likes of Charlize Theron and Kristen Stewart and Emma Watson and Jenna Dewan and Shailene Woodley and Victoria Justice and Ciara (who we did mostly include because of her sweet boobtastic show). And while the smiles were fake and the words polished, the hot bodies were still very much worth ogling. Enjoy.

LAST YEAR'S MTV MOVIE AWARDS SAW SOME SIMILAR NAMES IN HOTNESS

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley at the MTV Movie Awards

Reese Witherspoon at the MTV Movie Awards

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Why Does This Photo Make Me Smile?

By Bill Swift | May 25, 2012 @ 11:19 am

It's young actress Shailene Woodley playing with the shoe of Jessica Chastain at a nighttime froufrou party in Cannes this week.

What is it about this photo that is kind of driving me nuts?

Shailene Woodley Still Innocently Hot in ASOS Magazine

By Bill Swift | May 2, 2012 @ 8:10 am

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We developed something of an inappropriate crush on thespianic cutie Shailene Woodley this past winter during her extended award season for The Descendants. No, it wasn't inappropriate because of her age, since despite playing a teen in the movie, Shailene is in her early 20's. It was more inappropriate because of how we couldn't stop imagining covering her body with taco sauce and playing human chalupa with the sextastic sweetheart who makes our doughnut grease hearts repeatedly go thump.

Featured in the upcoming edition of ASOS magazine, Shailene continues to impress us with the fact that we still dig checking her out, even when wearing way too much clothing. Sometimes, a girl just needs to impress you with her sense of style, and you need to pretend to be interested in that side of her, until you get to subtly mention that it's a shame she's hiding such precious gifts beneath. Keep it classy, gents. Enjoy.

WHEN LUST TURNED TO UNBRIDLED PASSION FOR SHAILENE WOODLEY

Shailene Woodley Bikini in The Descendants

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Jennifer Lawrence and Miley Cyrus Lead List of Hollywood Hotties Out for ‘Hunger Games’ Premiere

By Bill Swift | March 13, 2012 @ 8:41 am

Jennifer Lawrence The Hunger Games Premiere

Elizabeth Banks The Hunger Games Premiere

Kendall and Kylie Jenner The Hunger Games Premiere

Odette Yustman The Hunger Games Premiere

Shailene Woodley The Hunger Games Premiere

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Somehow, the Hunger Games marketing team has managed to convince both guys and girls that this is a movie they must see which means that this film is going to gross oodles and buckets of cash. And, more importantly, oodles and buckets of sexy celebrities came out to pimp the film on the red carpet of the world premiere last night in Los Angeles, led by the film's star, Jennifer Lawrence, who is just all kinds of 24 x 7 hot, with last night being no exception. Jennifer gives us Hunger Games of another kind, if you know what I'm saying (and I don't even exactly know myself what I'm saying, but if it sounds naughty, borderline perverted, then you get my point).

Other sextastic celebs in attendance included an unusually dolled up and cleavetastic Miley Cyrus, a pleasant surprise, along with underrated veteran hottie Elizabeth Banks, sweet brunette yummy delicious Odette Yustman, our farm system favorite, Shailene Woodley, and don't you know puppet master Kris Jenner got Kylie Jenner and Kendall Jenner into super short dresses for yet another red carpet photo-fest. We can't comment on the girls not yet of age, other than to say if we did comment, we'd likely be arrested. Enjoy.

Shailene Woodley Breakout Time! Sextastic Shower Shot in Vs Magazine

By Bill Swift | February 14, 2012 @ 10:00 am

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Oh, Baby. It's all happening now.

Shailene Woodley, who I've already planned to make between eleven and thirteen babies with since seeing her blowup in her quiet bikini role in The Descendants, her time has come. The sextastic young actress, quite quiet and staid, has finally let a little bit loose in a new pictorial in the Spring/Summer edition of Vs. magazine, showing off what we know is a bit of a naughtier side behind that shy outward appearance.

We predict only great things for Shailene Woodley in the very near future. If it's half of what we're imagining, well, she'll probably be thrown in jail. But even if it's a quarter of what we're imagining, it's going to be super hot. Enjoy.

C'MON, INDIE FILMMAKERS, WRITE A TOPLESS ROLE FOR THIS ACTRESS

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Shailene Woodley and Rooney Mara Steal the Red Carpet at the Santa Barbara Film Festival

By Bill Swift | February 6, 2012 @ 10:45 am

Shailene Woodley Santa Barbara International Film Festival

Rooney Mara Santa Barbara International Film Festival

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Rooney Mara Topless

The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo Flashes Her Tats 6 Photos »

If I had to go with super secret hot three-way lust crushes, I couldn't think of a better coupling that Shailene Woodley, our new found young actress obsession from The Descendants, and Rooney Mara, who cleans up ever so hotly and has been all around town this award season for her lead role in Girl With the Dragon Tattoo.

And what do I lust most about these two young actresses, well, they're both sextastic, but one has already done nekkid on film and I am already anticipating the day when Shailene joins the indie thespianic full-body show fold. It's going to be a wonderful moment and I can already sense it coming. We'll keep you updated. Enjoy.