Kylie Jenner

Hey, Bill, Watcha Watching? Featuring Kylie Jenner Putting Her Hand Down Kendall Jenner’s Pants (VIDEO)

Let’s be honest. I’m never going to share my deep feelings. For one thing, I’m a man. Technically, I have no feelings. And if I did, I’d bury them somewhere obscure where nobody would ever find them. Like a resort town in Minnesota or a politicians truth jar. But I am more than willing to share with you my life’s work and love, incredibly hot celebrity woman just being all they can be on videos I’m watching. Usually with few clothes on. That does seem to be a common denominator.

In this week’s edition of Hey, Bill, Watcha Watching?, I share the videos I’ve been checking out today while naturally not wanting to miss a second of the Masters. You know what they say about golf, you miss a minute you miss a couple guys walking and talking to their help. This week’s roundup includes a very naughty Kylie Jenner putting her hand down sister Kendall Jenner’s pants, Kate Upton behind the scenes of one cleavetastic swimsuit shoot, Candice Swanepoel covered topless and pimping the juice, and Rosie Huntington-Whiteley flashing fun times in her see-through top on the runway. I would take any one of these women to be my third wife, assuming we had a prenup that kept me in indie beer after our second weekend split. Enjoy.

Kylie Jenner Bikini, Alessandra Ambrosio Hat Only, Emily Ratajkowski Covered Topless Highlight the Sextastic Twitpic Roundup

If you were worried somehow this week all the hot ladies left social media and decided to cover up their bodies in the name of modesty and humility, nah, that didn’t happen. Maybe next week. I hope not. These past seven days provided another stellar sampling of sextastic celebrities baring their wares for the love of all things attention. Selfies are only horrible when they don’t involve beautiful women. That’s pretty much true of any and every potentially annoying social habit. Ever seen a super model pick her nose? It’s hot.

This week’s Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes the likes of Kylie Jenner bikini styling, Emily Ratajkowski arm-bra over her nice knockers, Alessandra Ambrosio wearing just a hat, Kim Kardashian flashing her upstairs flesh bombs, Hilary Duff shooting her own cleavage, Carly Lauren delicious falling out funbags, and much more. You owe it to the kids like me who never got to live out their dreams of being race car drivers on Mars to check out each and every one of these peep spectacular shared social media pics. Enjoy.

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Jordana Brewster, Michelle Rodriguez And Kylie Jenner Bare Their Bodies for Fast and Furious 7 Premiere

The biggest movie of the season, the seventh edition of the Fast and Furious film franchise that prints its own money, premiered in Hollywood and you just knew the lovely ladies would be looking especially lovely for this guys ultimate flick. Not that girls don’t also love 100 minutes straight of car chases, guns, and dudes flexing their oiled pythons and saying dumb one liners, but, if you happen to find such a girl, make her your girlfriend. If she’s an orphan, make her your wife.

Jordana Brewster naturally made one of her rare these days appearances on the red carpet, looking slender hot and showy, along with Michelle Rodriguez who kills in this franchise, Kylie Jenner just because she’s popular and wears short dresses, and some wonderful wunderbar funbag displays from GOT’s Nathalie Emmanuel who just about fell out of her dress top in support of Furious 7. That would have been a Furious 10 in my book. But that joke will be reality in about four more years. This franchise will stop the day it stops making millions or people stop hating cars flipping over being clipped during high speed chases. So, never. Enjoy.

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Kylie Jenner Tight Booty and Body Hugging Denim for Not School Trip

Imagine the pressure of being high school dropout with camera following you everywhere. It’s one thing to have your days free, it’s another when thirty guys with telephotos are going to be visually documenting your every daily move. For one, you can never leave home frumpy. You’re a budding sex symbol, or perhaps fully budded, with millions of girls and not so few guys tracking your every boob, err, every move.

Kylie Jenner doesn’t just go out shopping during days, she gets decked out in skin revealing outfits to go shopping. When you’re a famous teen, you can’t do the hoodie and sweats. It’s tight denim and asstastic hugging skirts. If most moms would yell at their daughters about what they’re wearing out, it’s just right for Kylie. As evil as Kris Jenner may be, let’s give her this one, she’s responsible for tons of alluring and skin revealing shots of her girls about town these past many years. She’s putting on a show, it’s free, and you’re encouraged to ogle. There’s some nugget of benevolence in that cynicism somewhere. Enjoy.

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Amber Rose Naked on the Beach, Coco Austin Bare Glute-a-Mania, Kylie Jenner Bikini Bosom Highlight the Sextastic Twitpic Roundup


Amber Rose is pretty much in a category of her own this week on social media. Really the past several weeks were she seems to be working out a lot of angst and romantic competitions by way of baring as much of her body as possible without being disbarred. She rather topped herself this week with barely covered full nudes at the beach. Not even a thong visible deep in the curvaceous tunnels known as Roseville. Job well done, Amber. Whatever it is your seeking to accomplish, may you never quite find it. This is simply too good.

Joining Amber in the Sextastic Twitpic Roundup this week are Kylie Jenner blossoming in a bikini, Coco Austin with impossible amounts of bare oiled down skin, Sara Sampaio barely covered funbags, Nicki Minaj asstastic up, Kelly Brook workout cleavetastic, and much much more. You owe it to the Gods of Spring Break to check out each and every one of these crazy hot social media sextastic skin shares. They are individually sound, as a set, they are explosive. Enjoy.

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Kylie Jenner Models Swimwear On A Balcony In Hollywood

The gorgeous scion of the Kardashian/Jenner clan, Kylie Jenner, decided to try on some swimsuits on a balcony in Hollywood. Sure, she could have gone to a changing room or just gone inside, but why do that when you can share the gift of your gargantuan boobage with the world. I do so like ta-tas al fresco. I’ve said before that Kylie is my favorite member of this family of hotties. I think she’s effing hot as hell. Sure, she doesn’t have the booty of the magnitude of Kim or Khloe but that’s OK. She’s still got a tremendous caboose. Frankly, I wouldn’t know what to do with a butt like Kim’s. Put a drink on it? Rest my head on it like a pillow?

No, I prefer Kylie’s smaller but still huge attributes. I am a man of simple needs.

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Kylie Jenner Busty Boobtastic For Nip+Fab In London

Kylie Jenner was in London using her still not quite legal chestal inheritances to pimp the Nip+Fab brand. Now, I know what you’re thinking, Nip+Fab sounds like a product I myself might be pushing on the market. Alas, it’s some kind of expensive skincare treatment which I suppose is incredibly more effective than the last thousand or so pushed to women in the past several decades. Either way, you have to give it scoreboard points for name, not to mention Kylie Jenner super busty and cleavy at seventeen demanding you purchase a few quarts.

The Kylie Jenner train has clearly left the station. Her present look along with the now public admission of her romantic relationship with the rapper Tyga sort of puts her in the not a girl, not yet a woman, but kind of a woman category. So awkward when you skip high school to live like an adult but everybody still calls you a girl. After this decked out reveal, I doubt she’ll be getting too many tween assignments any longer. We are only but a few months away from something more revealing I quite assure you. Enjoy.

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