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Kendall Jenner and Kylie Jenner Bikini Greeks on Reality Show Vacation

Well, the Kardashians find themselves in Greece on this week's episode of their life, where the family slash cast is filming a 'vacation holiday' series of shows featuring America's most beloved merchandisable family. Well, perhaps not most beloved, but one of the most skin-baring families around, with even the teen half-sisters getting involved in the family jet skiing and bikini show.

Kendall Jenneris the heir apparent to the Kardashian pimping empire, and her younger sister Kylie Jenner is not far behind. The two girls dismissing early from formal education in their lives in favor of TV cameras, modeling gigs, and sharing the details of their young lives on every social media outlet possible. Can't say they don't seem to be delighting in their on-air lifestyle. Certainly beats algebra. Enjoy.

Kendall Jenner (and Little Sis) Teen Heat Up the Red Red Carpet at Heart Truth Fundraiser

For the Heart Truth Foundation gala, the celebrities come out each year decked out in all red, including Kendall Jenner and her little sister Kylie Jenner, who puppetmaster and prime pimp Kris Jenner, made sure got listed into the bigger named celebrity event.

Not that Kendall doesn't deserve the nod. While formal schooling or education remains somewhere between dubious and doubtful for the star-rising teen model and taller, skinnier, hotter version of her cash-cow old half-sisters, Kendall has started to earn big time herself, as she and her Jenner sister start merching the craptastic out of everything on the planet with a price tag. It's something to behold. And something we predicted. But not something that can be stopped. It's the money train, people, and the brakes are off. Enjoy.

(To see what is becoming of older sister Kim Kardashian, check Kim out large and in charge with commentary courtesy of WWTDD.com)

Kendall Jenner and Kylie Jenner Bikini Sneak Peek (VIDEO)

Watch the Blooms Come Off the Roses

Hmm, can you be a Peeping Tom when the girls publish these video views themselves? I suppose it still counts, but the Kardashians and Jenners make it even hard to feel dirty these days as once again, they do all the work for you.

Kendall Jenner and Kylie Jenner put up a quickie video tonight sneak peeking the bikinis they'll be wearing in some upcoming paid  junior pimpstress adventures. It's, well, just watch for yourself...

(Thanks to EgoReader 'Paul' for the head's up on the nugget from these two twitty teens.)

Kendall Jenner and Kylie Jenner Go Beyond the Valley of the Dolls for N.Y. Fashion Week

I've got to admit, when I first heard that Kendall Jenner and Kylie Jenner were working the Sherri Hill runway in New York, I pictured momager Kris Jenner pushing her two little moneymakers onto some Brooklyn freeway offramp to solicit cross-borough commuters. I was wrong. Well, sort of.

The two Jenner sisters did hit Fashion Week underway in the Big Apple, modeling dresses for the Sherri Hill line, quite nice of the two teen Kardashian family offspring to take time off from not being in school to grace the runway with their pre-maturing modeling assets. We still believe Kendall Jenner is destined for modeling slash celebrity merchandising future glory and Kylie destined for whatever the hell it is Khloe does, being referred to as 'the sweet one'. Either way, both will make bank, which definitely defies the percentages for success for active teen girls without a high school diploma. Enjoy.

Kendall Jenner Bikini Pictures Steal The Show Teen Nice And Twice

Looks like somebody is growing up Kardashian and that somebody is going to make herself (and her mafia family) a boatload of dollars.

Kendall Jenner hit the beach big time over the weekend in her now quite regular bikini displays, following in the tracks of her older half-sisters and I suppose leading the way for her newly born half-niece, who don't think at the tender age of less than a month hasn't already been given the Glengarry Glen Ross speech about her ABC's from grandma.

When land-bound, the tall teen model Kendall and her sister Kylie Jenner took to the malls and stores of Calabasas in gear that was tight enough to keep the paparazzi highly on their tail, or tails, which is the point, and why we can bring you such Jenner sights here today.

Youth will be served. Enjoy.

Arianny Celeste Bikini Booty, Lolo Jones Olympic Cheeks, and Sara Jean Underwood Hot Butt Highlight This Week’s Sextastic Twitpic Roundup

It's Thursday and that can only mean one thing, well, two things if you count the fact that it's also the day I spend an hour staring sheepishly into the window of the pedicure place down the street watching random women's toes be painted. But the more important thing is the Sextastic Twitpic Roundup, where we gather together the finest in the past week of hot celebrity meets ego meets cell phone cameras and find the best of the best in the world of the self-published pictures.

This week's Roundup includes some seriously hot bums on the part of Arianny Celeste, Sara Jean Underwood at E3, Olympic virgin hottie Lolo Jones, some benevolent cleavage from Jamie Lynn Spears, bikini pictures from the likes of Selena GomezAlicia Keys, Kylie Jenner and Kendall Jenner, Fergie, and a ton more bits of self-picked hotness. Check it all out, I dare you. Enjoy.

Kendall and Kylie Jenner Bikini Pictures For the Teen Aloha Spirit

We get letters about the Jenners, sometimes angry 'protect the children' type letters, those are the most fun to read. So it has me thinking about what is fair game for celebrity coverage on Egotastic! and I think I've narrowed it down to the Mercedes Rule (not to be confused with stage and screen actress, Mercedes Ruehl). The Mercedes Rule is kind of complicated, so follow me here: if you own your own Mercedes, you're fair game here on Egotastic! Okay, yeah, there's the other factors of being worth millions, working full-time, being television stars and highly paid models, traveling the world attending store and night club openings, and all the rest that would seem to imply 'grown-up', but, for the sake of simplicity, I'm going with the Mercedes Rule (and it's sister rule, The Range Rover Rule).

And you know who owns her own Mercedes? Kendall Jenner, who along with her Kardashian gened sister, Kylie Jenner, donned their bikinis and hit the beach in Hawaii for a much needed break from being the all-being masters of time, space, and pimpititude. When your destiny is to rule the world of licensed merchandise, you need to re-charge the batteries. And doing so in a bikini seems like the best way to fill up the solar cells. Enjoy.

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