Kylie Jenner

Kendall And Kylie Jenner Model Hot Summer Legs For PacSun

It’s summer merch pimping time courtesy of the Jenner girls, perhaps America’s top two most sought after modeling sisters given their looks, their notoriety, and their ability to move merchandise to the teen girl crowd. Kendall Jenner and Kylie Jenner just launched the PacSun Summer season showing off some relatively tame outfits, at least for these two show makers, though probably just about right for your daughter who you aren’t necessarily wanting decked out like she just hit the clubs with her rapper boyfriend until 5am. There’s time for that after high school.

Say what you will about Kendall and Kylie, they do their jobs. The celebrity might get them in the door, but nobody’s paying them top dollar to flash their bodies in their wares unless sales are cha-chinging at the register. These girls move merch like LeBron moves jerseys. It’s just that simple. Nobody in this business works on charity. These girls are effective. And rather alluring in their long gone wasted youth. You got something to sell? You could do worse. Enjoy.

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Kendall Jenner And Hailey Baldwin Kiss in Leather, Gigi Hadid And Kylie Jenner See Through At Met Gala After Party

The young model and reality star girls got frisky at the Met Gala after-party where they showed off tons of skin and got downright catty because it was late and they were being silly and have a passion for having their photos taken, or taking them their own damn self if nobody is around to do so. The mix is quite stirring in terms of result. It makes me wonder if maybe I shouldn’t have a half dozen late teen models living with me at my place. Obviously, I couldn’t have any booze around the house to taint their innocence, but we’d find other legal means of doing so.

As anybody who’s ever been to a boring formal dress up occasion knows, it’s the young party girls in skin revealing outfits you want to hang with throughout the later part of the evening. I could explain to you why, but then you’d just feel sad about not knowing why in the first place. I’ll say this for the likes of Kendall Jenner, Kylie Jenner, Gigi Hadid and Hailey Baldwin, they do like to party. I suppose that’s not saying so much, so just revel in the visuals. Enjoy.

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Kendall Jenner Modeling Hotness Plus Kendall, Kylie And Pia Mia Perez Go To Lunch

Oh, Kendall Jenner. You are my favorite scion of the Kardashian/Jenner clan. Her sisters have their charms, namely their booties and boobs. But I think Kendall is the hottest…even if she is a little young. But whatever. In these modeling pics she is sporting a tank top and shorts with her delicious bare-midriff out for our viewing pleasure. Her legs are also a nice thing to look at on a Spring day. Then, she and her sister Kylie and Pia Mia Perez went out on the town sporting bare mid-riffs. In fact, it’s rare that you don’t see Kendall’s stomach. Not that I’m complaining. That’s the way it should be. It should be made a law that Kendall is not to wear a full shirt.

What’s for sure is that she is growing up fast and, I think, hasn’t yet matured into the effing bombshell she is destined to be. You just wait.

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Kylie Jenner Leads Revealing Pack of Showing Off Kardashians for a Night at Chateau Marmont

Oh, you crazy Jenner girls, and Kardashian girls, and Cara Delevingne, how you do love to get noticed when you hit the town and the hotspots and all the places I’m sure are bars but somehow still let teen celebrity girls carouse provided they are dressed much older.

Kylie Jenner in a pair of shorts so tight they might get everybody arrested led the pack, along with model sister Kendall Jenner showing off her long model legs, Khloe Kardashian flashing her Funions to the greatest extent possible, and Cara Delevingne just looking fashionably hot and waiting to see what girl she’d be taking home tonight. This gaggle of girls is quite different from the motley crew I typically hit the town with. For one, the Kardashians rolls with much greater skin shows. Also, a pack of paparazzi ten deep and ten wide. They’re like a rolling Vegas revue. Legs, buns, ta-ta’s, it’s all there in a line. You simply can’t miss this show. Enjoy.

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Hey, Bill, Watcha Watching? Featuring Kylie Jenner Putting Her Hand Down Kendall Jenner’s Pants (VIDEO)

Let’s be honest. I’m never going to share my deep feelings. For one thing, I’m a man. Technically, I have no feelings. And if I did, I’d bury them somewhere obscure where nobody would ever find them. Like a resort town in Minnesota or a politicians truth jar. But I am more than willing to share with you my life’s work and love, incredibly hot celebrity woman just being all they can be on videos I’m watching. Usually with few clothes on. That does seem to be a common denominator.

In this week’s edition of Hey, Bill, Watcha Watching?, I share the videos I’ve been checking out today while naturally not wanting to miss a second of the Masters. You know what they say about golf, you miss a minute you miss a couple guys walking and talking to their help. This week’s roundup includes a very naughty Kylie Jenner putting her hand down sister Kendall Jenner’s pants, Kate Upton behind the scenes of one cleavetastic swimsuit shoot, Candice Swanepoel covered topless and pimping the juice, and Rosie Huntington-Whiteley flashing fun times in her see-through top on the runway. I would take any one of these women to be my third wife, assuming we had a prenup that kept me in indie beer after our second weekend split. Enjoy.

Kylie Jenner Bikini, Alessandra Ambrosio Hat Only, Emily Ratajkowski Covered Topless Highlight the Sextastic Twitpic Roundup

If you were worried somehow this week all the hot ladies left social media and decided to cover up their bodies in the name of modesty and humility, nah, that didn’t happen. Maybe next week. I hope not. These past seven days provided another stellar sampling of sextastic celebrities baring their wares for the love of all things attention. Selfies are only horrible when they don’t involve beautiful women. That’s pretty much true of any and every potentially annoying social habit. Ever seen a super model pick her nose? It’s hot.

This week’s Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes the likes of Kylie Jenner bikini styling, Emily Ratajkowski arm-bra over her nice knockers, Alessandra Ambrosio wearing just a hat, Kim Kardashian flashing her upstairs flesh bombs, Hilary Duff shooting her own cleavage, Carly Lauren delicious falling out funbags, and much more. You owe it to the kids like me who never got to live out their dreams of being race car drivers on Mars to check out each and every one of these peep spectacular shared social media pics. Enjoy.

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Jordana Brewster, Michelle Rodriguez And Kylie Jenner Bare Their Bodies for Fast and Furious 7 Premiere

The biggest movie of the season, the seventh edition of the Fast and Furious film franchise that prints its own money, premiered in Hollywood and you just knew the lovely ladies would be looking especially lovely for this guys ultimate flick. Not that girls don’t also love 100 minutes straight of car chases, guns, and dudes flexing their oiled pythons and saying dumb one liners, but, if you happen to find such a girl, make her your girlfriend. If she’s an orphan, make her your wife.

Jordana Brewster naturally made one of her rare these days appearances on the red carpet, looking slender hot and showy, along with Michelle Rodriguez who kills in this franchise, Kylie Jenner just because she’s popular and wears short dresses, and some wonderful wunderbar funbag displays from GOT’s Nathalie Emmanuel who just about fell out of her dress top in support of Furious 7. That would have been a Furious 10 in my book. But that joke will be reality in about four more years. This franchise will stop the day it stops making millions or people stop hating cars flipping over being clipped during high speed chases. So, never. Enjoy.

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