Kylie Jenner

Kylie Jenner Bikini Risque, Sasha Cohen Bikini Yoga, Kate Upton in Bed Highlight the Sextastic Twitpic Roundup

By Bill Swift | July 3, 2014 @ 9:02 am

Sasha Cohen Bikini Yoga Pose on Facebook

Shay Mitchell and Ashley Benson Bikinis on Instagram

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And the hits just keep on coming. Anybody who thought self-promotion by way of hot selfies was going anywhere soon has clearly, and thankfully, been greatly mistaken. The numbers are only increasing, as is the competition to get noticed. The more we keep running this Sextastic Twitpic Roundup, the more the ladies will be hot kitty fighting for attention. And, after all, that is clearly our intention. I love it when a plan comes together.

This week's Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes Arianny Celeste bikini hotness, Madison Pettis all grow'd up in a showy bikini, Kate Upton sultry in her bed, Kylie Jenner very daring bikini, Ashley Sky booty into wet heaven, Hilaria Baldwin sexy yoga posing, Sasha Cohen bikini yoga posing as well, Kelly Brook smoking cleavetastic, Jen Selter booty from the gods, and much much more. You owe it to Tim Howard and his sixteen saves to score a goal on each and every one of these hot social media shares. Enjoy.

LAST WEEK'S ROUNDUP IN CASE YoU WERE AT THE CHILE-URUGUAY GAME

Karrueche Tran Bikini Booty on Instagram

Cara Delevingne Covered Nekkid on Instagram

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Kendall Jenner and Kylie Jenner Photograph Each Other Dolled Up on the Docks

By Bill Swift | June 27, 2014 @ 11:29 am

Kylie And Kendall Jenner Take Pictures Decked Out On The Dock In New York

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Take my photo first, Kendall.
No, me first, Kylie
God, you look so great in that dress
Shut up, your ass looks amaze. I wish I had your butt.
You're the hottest
You're the hottest
Bestie sisters for ever!

I have no idea if this is how teen girls talk, at least not since the restraining orders. But I'm guessing it's something like this as Kendall Jenner and Kylie Jenner got all decked out for a fancy Manhattan dinner, taking time out to take some cheeky photos of each other along the docks. And, naturally, our paparazzi took photos of the girls taking photos of each other. We're watching the watchers. Especially the attractive Jenner girl watchers. Somebody has to. Enjoy.

Kendall Jenner Without Panties, Kylie Jenner Showing Off Her Top, It’s the MuchMusic Awards!

By Bill Swift | June 16, 2014 @ 10:34 am

Kendall and Kylie Jenner Shine at the MuchMusic Video Awards

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Look, I could spend my couple minutes with you bemoaning the state of the world, not to mention music, and Canada in general. Or we could just look at the Jenner girls who were tapped to host the MuchMusic Video Awards in Toronto over the weekend and showed off in about a half dozen various revealing wardrobe changes to please the consumer eye.

Kendall Jenner started it off by wearing a double slit dress on the red carpet that appeared to reveal a complete lack of undergarments. Obviously, I am snooping about for more shots to verify. Kylie Jenner managed to utilize her own teen assets that for some arcane reason I'm implored not to discuss in any great detail. As in, she can show them, but it's another year or so before we can discuss them. Seems fair. Or not. Either way, the MuchMusic Awards were dominated by the Jenner girls and some craptastic music and lots of hooting and hollering for Canadian starts I've not heard before. Justin Bieber wasn't there, so score one for Canada. They snagged the Jenner girls half-nekkid, so score two for Canada. That's your hockey final score right there. 3-0. Enjoy.

SELENA GOMEZ USED TO BE A MAINSTAY AT THE MUCHMUSIC AWARDS

Selena Gomez Rehearsing for the MuchMusic Awards

Selena Gomez Performs at the MuchMusic Awards

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Jennifer Lopez, Nicki Minaj, Kelly Rowland and More Hotties at the 2014 Billboard Music Awards

By Jack | May 19, 2014 @ 7:14 am

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The Billboard Music Awards was a veritable bevy of hotness. Nicki Minaj and her giant ta-tas were on full display. She has got to be in the top 5 most gargantuan melons on Earth right now. My hometown girl Kelly Rowland was wearing what is essentially a sports bra. I remember seeing Kelly and her girls back in Houston in the 90's. Those sweater puppies helped me through puberty. My girl Jennifer Lopez was also on hand wearing a sheer see through skirt and a tiny pair of short shorts. J-Lo's legs are friggin dynamite. That is what arroz con pollo does, god bless it. Kylie and Kendall Jenner were also there looking hot as F. Kylie had a top that was basically a glorified bikini top. One of my childhood crushes, Danica Mckeller, attended as well. She brings back memories of me sitting and staring lustfully at The Wonder Years.

One of the main reasons I want to become famous is so I can go to events like this. Besides the beach, the red carpet is the best place to ogle celebs.

Kylie Jenner Showing Off, Nicki Minaj Deep Boobtastic, Selena Gomez Cleavage Highlight the Sextastic Twitpic Roundup

By Bill Swift | May 15, 2014 @ 8:08 am

Amanda 'AJ' Michalka Bikinis on Instagram

Carrie Keagan Booty in Tights on Instagram

Daniella Monet Boobs in a Tank Top Instagram Pic

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They do share the social media candids in all shapes and sizes these days. Not to mention levels of maturity. Everybody is doing it. Peer pressure really is the best thing ever invented, is it not? Well, along with publicists and permissive parents. This week's Sextastic Twitpic Roundup is chock full of self-published goodies of the smoking hot celebrity variety.

This week's roundup includes Nicki Minaj showing off almost all of what she's got, Jennette McCurdy flashing legs, Selena Gomez cleavage shot, Victoria Beckham down top view, Kylie Jenner showing off her teen model body, older sister Kim Kardashian previewing her wedding night, AJ Michalka in a pink bikini, Sarah Hyland bikini boobtastic, and much much more. You owe it to Lonnie Ballentine, Mr. Irrelevant as the last player picked in the NFL Draft, to check out each and every single one of these desirable and faptastic shares. Enjoy.

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Ireland Baldwin Kissing a Girl on Instagram

Anastasia Ashley Bikini Booty on Instagram

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Kylie Jenner Leggy In Short Shorts in Calabasas

By Jack | May 14, 2014 @ 7:40 am

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Kylie Jenner was all legs in a pair of short shorts in the Calabasas neighborhood in LA. Kylie's legs are pretty amazing. They have just the right amount of Kardashian curve in them to make them interesting but plenty of tone to keep them looking fit. One of the things I like about Kylie is the fact that she rarely wears a full set of pants. Legs like that cannot be restrained by something as mundane as clothing. I will freely admit that Kylie is my favorite member of the Kardashian/Jenner clan. We all have our preferences when it comes to that family. I think they should put out collectors cards like in baseball. You can collect all of your favorite Kardashian/Jenners. It would help us keep track of who is who and what little clothes they wore on different occasions. You can trade with your friends to get a complete set of Khloes or Kims.

If someone steals this idea I will sue. This Kardashian baseball card idea is going to make me enough money to buy that pontoon boat I've had my eye on.

Kendall and Kylie Jenner Hit the Club for Diddy’s Kids Birthday

By Bill Swift | April 7, 2014 @ 3:51 pm

Kendall and Kylie Jenner Attends Sean Combs Son’s Birthday Party at 1OAK

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I remember when I turned sixteen and my dad through me a killer celebrity-filled party at the city's hottest nightclub. No, wait, that was Sean Combs kid over the weekend. I got a punch in the shoulder and told I could come back and visit on Christmas if I brought booze. Similar in a way, although I didn't get world class high school dropout models Kendall Jenner and Kylie Jenner coming to my soiree.

The two teen modeling sisters along with half-sister Khloe who somehow didn't find her way into these photos hit the hot club for the rapper kids big sweet sixteen. What the girls lacked in raw skin show they made up for in black leather and pure young model angst and indifference. The Jenner girls are growing up so fast. Thankfully we've been documenting it carefully for posterity. Enjoy.