There is no job too small for a Kardashian, just small boobs. Wait, that doesn’t make any sense. Kim Kardashian was on hand and flashing her ample healthy wholesome cleavage deep and wide for her little sister’s pimping of the fake hair efforts in Beverly Hills. Just seventeen yet, and such an innocent young lass, we probably shouldn’t comment on Kylie Jenner and her rather bosomy showoff outfit designed to sell more faux blue hair to girls who want to look like 80′s drunk female rock stars I suppose. What do I know of fashion and style? If it’s not at Target, it’s all haute couture to me.
It’s nice to see the family working together for the common good of making even more money. The hawking of product is the communal moment for Kardashian girls to ignore their spats and differences and work together for the family business. It’s kind of Americana beautiful. I’m referring mostly to the funbags now. Enjoy.
I do always smile when I see the Kardashians or the Jenners acting like they’re shocked to see the paparazzi when out in public. As if they’re not being tailed constantly, somewhat noticeable in their parade of Range Rovers with the E! production crew in tow. Nevertheless, Kendall Jenner and Kylie Jenner managed to give the naive glances a solid go whilst also showing off legs and bare midriffs and hints of chesty exhibition while shopping in Beverly Hills. I guess it wasn’t a school day.
Kendall Jenner has placed herself firmly into the celebrity model and famous person category, now set to launch herself through many well known dates, boyfriends, and eventually baby daddies. Kylie seems more of the free spirit. Who knows what greatness her future holds. The only thing certain is plenty of revealing clothing and eye-catching poses, public and private. This is not necessarily a bad thing. Enjoy.
And the hits just keep on coming. Anybody who thought self-promotion by way of hot selfies was going anywhere soon has clearly, and thankfully, been greatly mistaken. The numbers are only increasing, as is the competition to get noticed. The more we keep running this Sextastic Twitpic Roundup, the more the ladies will be hot kitty fighting for attention. And, after all, that is clearly our intention. I love it when a plan comes together.
This week’s Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes Arianny Celeste bikini hotness, Madison Pettis all grow’d up in a showy bikini, Kate Upton sultry in her bed, Kylie Jenner very daring bikini, Ashley Sky booty into wet heaven, Hilaria Baldwin sexy yoga posing, Sasha Cohen bikini yoga posing as well, Kelly Brook smoking cleavetastic, Jen Selter booty from the gods, and much much more. You owe it to Tim Howard and his sixteen saves to score a goal on each and every one of these hot social media shares. Enjoy.
Take my photo first, Kendall.
No, me first, Kylie
God, you look so great in that dress
Shut up, your ass looks amaze. I wish I had your butt.
You’re the hottest
You’re the hottest
Bestie sisters for ever!
I have no idea if this is how teen girls talk, at least not since the restraining orders. But I’m guessing it’s something like this as Kendall Jenner and Kylie Jenner got all decked out for a fancy Manhattan dinner, taking time out to take some cheeky photos of each other along the docks. And, naturally, our paparazzi took photos of the girls taking photos of each other. We’re watching the watchers. Especially the attractive Jenner girl watchers. Somebody has to. Enjoy.
Look, I could spend my couple minutes with you bemoaning the state of the world, not to mention music, and Canada in general. Or we could just look at the Jenner girls who were tapped to host the MuchMusic Video Awards in Toronto over the weekend and showed off in about a half dozen various revealing wardrobe changes to please the consumer eye.
Kendall Jenner started it off by wearing a double slit dress on the red carpet that appeared to reveal a complete lack of undergarments. Obviously, I am snooping about for more shots to verify. Kylie Jenner managed to utilize her own teen assets that for some arcane reason I’m implored not to discuss in any great detail. As in, she can show them, but it’s another year or so before we can discuss them. Seems fair. Or not. Either way, the MuchMusic Awards were dominated by the Jenner girls and some craptastic music and lots of hooting and hollering for Canadian starts I’ve not heard before. Justin Bieber wasn’t there, so score one for Canada. They snagged the Jenner girls half-nekkid, so score two for Canada. That’s your hockey final score right there. 3-0. Enjoy.
The Billboard Music Awards was a veritable bevy of hotness. Nicki Minaj and her giant ta-tas were on full display. She has got to be in the top 5 most gargantuan melons on Earth right now. My hometown girl Kelly Rowland was wearing what is essentially a sports bra. I remember seeing Kelly and her girls back in Houston in the 90′s. Those sweater puppies helped me through puberty. My girl Jennifer Lopez was also on hand wearing a sheer see through skirt and a tiny pair of short shorts. J-Lo’s legs are friggin dynamite. That is what arroz con pollo does, god bless it. Kylie and Kendall Jenner were also there looking hot as F. Kylie had a top that was basically a glorified bikini top. One of my childhood crushes, Danica Mckeller, attended as well. She brings back memories of me sitting and staring lustfully at The Wonder Years.
One of the main reasons I want to become famous is so I can go to events like this. Besides the beach, the red carpet is the best place to ogle celebs.
They do share the social media candids in all shapes and sizes these days. Not to mention levels of maturity. Everybody is doing it. Peer pressure really is the best thing ever invented, is it not? Well, along with publicists and permissive parents. This week’s Sextastic Twitpic Roundup is chock full of self-published goodies of the smoking hot celebrity variety.
This week’s roundup includes Nicki Minaj showing off almost all of what she’s got, Jennette McCurdy flashing legs, Selena Gomez cleavage shot, Victoria Beckham down top view, Kylie Jenner showing off her teen model body, older sister Kim Kardashian previewing her wedding night, AJ Michalka in a pink bikini, Sarah Hyland bikini boobtastic, and much much more. You owe it to Lonnie Ballentine, Mr. Irrelevant as the last player picked in the NFL Draft, to check out each and every single one of these desirable and faptastic shares. Enjoy.