Kylie Jenner

Kendall Jenner and Kylie Jenner Hot Pimping Shoes at Nordstrom’s

By Bill Swift | February 25, 2014 @ 6:36 am

Kendall and Kylie Jenner Leggy While Launching Their Madden Shoe Collection in Glendale

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All you ever heard as a kid was stay in school or bad things will happen to you. Well, what if you dropped out of high school and started your own shoe line, huh? I didn't even know that was an option or I wouldn't have suffered through geometry, you know, twice. But for Kendall Jenner and Kylie Jenner, high school would've been a total waste, unless they had courses in how to be young and hot and pimping hard for the merchandise and cameras.

Kendall and Kylie may just be dupe fronts in this Madden shoe line (no, not John Madden you heathens), but their mom has had them walking in heels since they were old enough to be upright, so they do know a thing or two about shoes. As a for instance, how to push them as they did at a big Nordstrom's launch in Glendale, CA. The next-gen sisters looked mighty nice and leggy for their footwear kickoff. I have no doubt they will sell a ton of these to girls who have some kind of power over their parents. But then that money gets spent on Ferraris and diamonds and other teen girl essentials. It's the circle of Kardashian life. Enjoy.

KENDALL HAS BEEN PIMPING BIKINIS SINCE FIFTEEN

More Kendall Jenner Bikini Pics for Agua Bendita 2014

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Emmy Rossum Bikini, Jen Selter Epic Booty, Kylie Jenner Bikini Selfie Highlight the Sextastic Twitpic Roundup

By Bill Swift | February 20, 2014 @ 11:22 am

Miranda Kerr Covered Topless on Instagram

Sophie Turner Booty in a Bikini on Instagram

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Man, what a doozy we have for you today. While our social media selfies roundup is often imitated, it's never topped in terms of finding the best of the sextastic celebrities shooting their own damn self and sharing with the world. I don't blame other sites for jumping this bandwagon of hotness, it's really about time everybody realized that the bounty of boobtastic is getting bigger and bigger in the land of selfies.

This week's Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes Kylie Jenner showing off her teen bikini body, Jen Selter with perhaps the hottest toned asstastic ever, Emmy Awesome delightful in a bikini, Ireland Baldwin also in a showy two-piece, the Thorne sisters, Dani Thorne and Kaili Thorne modeling without bras on, Sophie Turner and her booty to die for, Lea Michele bikini vacation snaps, and much much more. You owe it to whoever that perma-smiling American couple is that won that ice dancing thing to check out each and every one of these wicked hot social candids. Enjoy.

LAST WEEK'S ROUNDUP IN CASE YOU WERE IN A MALAYSIAN PRISON

Doutzen Kroes Covered Nekkid on Instagram

Nicki Minaj See-Through Sexy Instagram Pics

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Kendall Jenner and Kylie Jenner All Dolled Up for a Day on the Job

By Bill Swift | January 20, 2014 @ 11:45 am

Kendall Jenner and Kylie Jenner Doing a Photoshoot in LA

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And so it begins. Okay, it began a while ago, but the racy photoshoot career of Kendall Jenner and even younger sister Kylie Jenner continues to escalate toward Kardashian standards as the teen professional models show the world why school was a big waste of time and why there shall be no outfit too racy for a paycheck.

We could all question the evil Kris Jenner's motives, or we could simply delight in the sight of Kendall Jenner, now a legal adult with all the powers and responsibilities that go along with such age of majority. I mean, maybe not delight in them, but a modest golf clap and a subtle use of binoculars might do the trick. Enjoy.

IN REALITY, KENDALL HAS BEEN PHOTO PIMPING FOR YEARS NOW

Kendall Jenner Sherri Hill Prom Dress Photoshoot

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Kylie Jenner Short Skirt and Boots for Salon Visit

By Bill Swift | January 10, 2014 @ 9:18 am

Kylie Jenner Leggy in a Skirt and Boots Heading to a Nail Salon in LA

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Hey, some teens go to school, others get decked out in skirts and boots and hit the Beverly Hills nail salon. If I didn't know any better, I'd say Kylie Jenner and her team were trying to get Kylie noticed by the paparazzi who hang out in the posh section of L.A. watching celebrities shop and get their hair done.

The youngest of the Kardashian clan, second generation, has been becoming ever more visible in the past few months, toting her legs and Kim-like-bosom about town in her Mercedes SUV shopping and dining and running from the cameras her mother alerted to her whereabouts. It's all kind of programmed, but Kylie is starting to learn the program well. Enjoy.

KENDALL AND KYLIE LIKE TO RUN FROM THE PAPARAZZI IN AN IRONIC GAME

Kylie and Kendall Jenner Run to Their Car

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Kylie Jenner Out in Daisy Dukes for the Love of Teen Legs

By Bill Swift | January 6, 2014 @ 10:46 am

Kylie Jenner Out Wearing Daisy Dukes in Calabasas

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I guess I would expect a girl who doesn't go to school and lives in Los Angeles to have more of a tan, but you know how freakish people are these days about their skin coming into contact with the rays of the sun. Some kind of half-good, half-evil paranoia that means we'll probably never see deep tanned girls any more in our lifetimes, let alone bikini lines if the privacy of the boudoir.

Nevertheless, Kylie Jenner likes to put on a public display of Kardashian type attention getting, even as the youngest pup in the money making litter. She prefers the jean shorts when out and about, flashing her legs and setting up her style as a Cali beach girl, even with the pale white skin. Someday soon she'll join her older sisters in the family business full-on, but for now, she's just got the Mercedes SUV and the shopping and the texting to worry about. Somebody has to live that life, why not Kylie? Enjoy.

KYLIE SOMETIMES LIKES TO JIGGLE A BIT FOR THE PAPARAZZI

Kylie Jenner Running in a Low Cut Top in LA

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Kylie Jenner Shows a Little Leg for Candy Store Pimping

By Bill Swift | November 14, 2013 @ 12:18 pm

Kylie Jenner Leggy at the Grand Opening Of Sugar Factory Hollywood

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I'm not exactly sure what the Sugar Factory is, but I'm going to go ahead and guess it's an expensive candy store. At least big bucks enough to hire the likes of sweet sixteen Kylie Jenner to come decked out in a leggy cocktail dress to their store opening.

Kylie may be young, and the youngest Kardashian-Jenner school dropout, but that doesn't mean her career isn't already blossoming as a model, spokesmodel, model spokesgirl, and non-speaking model. She's getting paid to pimp candy, which is more than most of the suckers she left behind in silly algebra class are doing today. So, there. Kylie wins, sort of. Enjoy.

KYLIE HAS ALWAYS BEEN BEHIND HER SISTER, BUT NOT FOR LONG

Kendall and Kylie Jenner Grab Some Frozen Yogurt

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Kendall and Kylie Jenner Bare-Midriff Busty Shopping and Pimping Weekend

By Bill Swift | November 11, 2013 @ 10:57 am

Kendall and Kylie Jenner Bare Midriff Shopping in WeHo

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The Jenner girls don't need no schooling. Not when the world needs teen girls baring midriff and showing off to go shopping or hit the malls on paid work order to keep the consumer pump priming this economy.

Kendall Jenner and Kylie Jenner had a busy weekend searching for just the right outfits for whatever it is they do to spend their days, but definitely includes pimping their PacSun clothing line, High School Dropout Hotties:

Kendall and Kylie Jenner Bare Midriff Pimping PacSun in California

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Anybody who says these social media and TV darlings aren't working hard are just kidding themselves. There was barely time for cocktails and pedicures this weekend! Enjoy.