Kendall Jenner

Kendall Jenner Bikini Naughty, SueLyn Medeiros Asstastic, and Ashley Sky Bikini Hotness Highlight the Sextastic Twitpic Roundup

I find myself saying over and over these days what a great week it was in celebrity self-published hottie pics. I think it's just that every week reveals another bevy of selfies that are just becoming more and more common among the good looking set. It's one of the greatest cultural phenomenons of our time and something as a child I never could have imagined. Though, to be clear, all I did as a child was imagine mostly nekkid women.

This week's Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes Coco being butt-not-shy, Kendall Jenner showing off in her bikini, Lily Cole in a little see-through action, Jessica Alba picturing her cleavy self at the Met gala, Jessica Green showing off a perfect bum, and much much more. You owe it to Tony Stark and his $600 million rake this past week to view each and every one of these photos. Enjoy.

Kendall Jenner Bikini Pictures Are Big Time for Agua Bendita

Kendall Jenner continues to climb the Kardashian ladder of success, landing an Agua Bendita campaign shoot that got the taller, leaner, hotter looking Kardashian sister into a skimpy bikini for the Spanish-leaning bikini swimwear line.

More Kendall Jenner Booty Photos on WWTDDWhile we're not allowed to officially comment on the body views of Kendall Jenner for another six months, I think it's fair to say that numerous ocean-going mammals had a little extra drag beneath their torsos as they viewed Kendall on the beach in her tiny two piece. Let's be honest, Kendall was born to model, not much else, but she's going to nail that one thing. That's actually an accomplishment.

In case you're interested in seeing the backside of Kendall, check out her additional Agua Bendita swimwear shoot photos on WWTDD. Enjoy.

Kendall Jenner and Kylie Jenner Bikini Greeks on Reality Show Vacation

Well, the Kardashians find themselves in Greece on this week's episode of their life, where the family slash cast is filming a 'vacation holiday' series of shows featuring America's most beloved merchandisable family. Well, perhaps not most beloved, but one of the most skin-baring families around, with even the teen half-sisters getting involved in the family jet skiing and bikini show.

Kendall Jenneris the heir apparent to the Kardashian pimping empire, and her younger sister Kylie Jenner is not far behind. The two girls dismissing early from formal education in their lives in favor of TV cameras, modeling gigs, and sharing the details of their young lives on every social media outlet possible. Can't say they don't seem to be delighting in their on-air lifestyle. Certainly beats algebra. Enjoy.

Kendall Jenner Easing Gently Into Barely Legal

We're just at about the 17 1/2 mark for Kendall Jenner, the taller, leaner, better looking Kardashian sister. And while you might think her already grown up given the her mom put her on the pill on TV at 13, got her first modeling gig at 14, her first luxury sports car at 15, and was traveling the world to model parties at 16, still, technically, and by way of people really into rules, we can't comment on how Kendall looked at the art gallery opening she attended the other night in a black minidress.

Let's just say the next six months are going to go by slowly for Kendall. I mean, just fast cars, money, modeling, merchandising, and boys in the backseat. Okay, so faster for her, slower for us. Enjoy.

Kendall Jenner Bikini Butt, As Shot By Khloe and Kim

Well, I'm sure it's just a prelude to some type of murderous intra-family event, but older half sisters Kourtney Kardashian and Kim Kardashian decided to make a short film starring Kendall Jenner and her teen bikini booty and post it to their social network.

SEE THE VIDEO HERE

They laugh and giggle like it's some type of innocent family film, but I presume this short film will someday be exhibited in a court case involving angry older less attractive chubby sisters taking out their heir apparent. Still, until that time, we can peek and enjoy.

Kendall Jenner Shows Her Legs to America; The Rest Will Cost You a Small Fortune Soon Enough

While we continue to believe that this attractive young lady with or without much sensibilities or formal education still has a bright future in store, we can't help but remember back to the days when we desperately tried to free Kendall Jenner from the clutches of pimp-maximas mother, determined to achieve fame and fortune for her daughter (while taking her own cut, natch) at any cost.

Still, what could be more wholesome than some leg flashing from teen Kendall on Good Morning America, a program that has now fully admitted that reality shows celebrities are public figures, and could not wait to get Kendall to come pimping her PacSun paid promotions. And, honestly, we could mock, but Kendall is the bright spot of the Kardashian Mafia in terms of appeal. She doesn't talk much, she's tall, she's lean, and she has yet to be officially crowned by a rapper or professional athlete. Though we do suppose that is penciled in somewhere on Kris' future booking calendar. Enjoy.

Kendall Jenner (and Little Sis) Teen Heat Up the Red Red Carpet at Heart Truth Fundraiser

For the Heart Truth Foundation gala, the celebrities come out each year decked out in all red, including Kendall Jenner and her little sister Kylie Jenner, who puppetmaster and prime pimp Kris Jenner, made sure got listed into the bigger named celebrity event.

Not that Kendall doesn't deserve the nod. While formal schooling or education remains somewhere between dubious and doubtful for the star-rising teen model and taller, skinnier, hotter version of her cash-cow old half-sisters, Kendall has started to earn big time herself, as she and her Jenner sister start merching the craptastic out of everything on the planet with a price tag. It's something to behold. And something we predicted. But not something that can be stopped. It's the money train, people, and the brakes are off. Enjoy.

(To see what is becoming of older sister Kim Kardashian, check Kim out large and in charge with commentary courtesy of WWTDD.com)

Join the Egotastic! dysfunctional family now!
X