Oh, little chance I’ll be watching the show Westside when and if it appears, but there is a 100% chance I’ll be carefully leering at on the set shots of Odette Yustman, who at some point we’ll start calling Odette Annable (her married name), but for now just want to gave upon her fine bikini form. And quite a form it is, writhing and wiggling on the beach in a heated makeout scene with some lucky bastard actor.
Someday, I hope that Odette will take my last name and complete my circle of lust. Or, not take my last name but still allow me to cover her entire body in an organic clover honey from Whole Foods (just $187 a bottle) and let us be married in the ancient pagan rituals of our ancestors and the licking of the honey ceremony. Either way works for me. Damn, just look at that bikini body. Enjoy.
I’m starting to really wonder if the celebrities themselves aren’t going to drive the paparazzi out of business by snapping sexy photos of themselves in spots, both geographic and bodygraphic, where even the most ardent pap snapper can’t duplicate. The number of Twitpics and Instagrams is increasing, as some of our very favorite sexy celebs just continue the camera work after the professional cameras have all gone home. What a joyous turn of events.
This week’s Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes some hotness from our regularly self-photogging sexy ladies such as Adrianne Curry, Ashley Tisdale, Arianny Celeste, Kendall Jenner, and the trio of minx hotties, Ashley Benson, Vanessa Hudgens, and Selena Gomez on the set of Spring Breakers, and ever so much more. If you like going behind the scenes for private-time hotness, you’ve got to check this out. Enjoy.
These girls just can’t get enough of themselves, and, in the reverse, we can’t get enough of them. The solution for their narcissism and our lustissim? Twitter and Facebook by goody goodness. The social networks where for the fifteen minutes a day these sextastic celebrities are not being photographed by leagues of high-powered paid photographers, they are themselves creating photo magic with their personal cameras and cell phones and sharing even more intimate images of themselves with the world. It’s ever so perfect.
This week’s Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes the likes of Kendall Jenner, Kari Byron, Arianny Celeste, Ariana Grande, and, well a ton ton more hotness. You really must see what the girls are doing when alone with their cameras. Enjoy.
Somehow, the Hunger Games marketing team has managed to convince both guys and girls that this is a movie they must see which means that this film is going to gross oodles and buckets of cash. And, more importantly, oodles and buckets of sexy celebrities came out to pimp the film on the red carpet of the world premiere last night in Los Angeles, led by the film’s star, Jennifer Lawrence, who is just all kinds of 24 x 7 hot, with last night being no exception. Jennifer gives us Hunger Games of another kind, if you know what I’m saying (and I don’t even exactly know myself what I’m saying, but if it sounds naughty, borderline perverted, then you get my point).
Other sextastic celebs in attendance included an unusually dolled up and cleavetastic Miley Cyrus, a pleasant surprise, along with underrated veteran hottie Elizabeth Banks, sweet brunette yummy delicious Odette Yustman, our farm system favorite, Shailene Woodley, and don’t you know puppet master Kris Jenner got Kylie Jenner and Kendall Jenner into super short dresses for yet another red carpet photo-fest. We can’t comment on the girls not yet of age, other than to say if we did comment, we’d likely be arrested. Enjoy.
We’d be remiss if we didn’t share photos of our favorite Sapphic hottie, Amber Heard, who brought some pushed-up cleavage to bear at the Art of Elysium annual fundraiser gala this past weekend, a new January tradition that brings together some serious celebrity hotties including on-again Jeter girlfriend, Minka Kelly, the MILFtastic Ali Larter, our boobtastic favorite Eva Amurri, Odette Yustman, and Abigail Spencer, all decked out, flaunted out, and on parade for a wonderful cause, that being to be ogled by the leering set like ourselves. All that hotness and an open bar. Enough said. Enjoy.
Okay, I know Odette Yustman got married a year ago now, and she’s going by Odette Annable, but this is Hollywood, so marriages should not be taken as official until they hit at least 24 months, then maybe we’ll update our official names records on the site. We’ve been burned too many times in the past, not that we don’t believe in forever love here at Egotastic!, we just believe that forever is anything from six weeks and upwards. Of course, we also believe that forever love should and must include sending nekkid pictures of yourself on your camera phone to your man, but that’s an entirely different subject.
But, here is something we definitely do believe in — celebrity sextastic. And Odette Yustman, married or not, brings a whole heaping spoonful of hotness to this month’s Men’s Health magazine where the semi-Latina, fully sultry Yustman does a little cosplay, a little body flash, and all around just proves why she is very good for every man’s libido health. Wicked hot. Enjoy.
(Don’t forget to check out Odette Yustman in the movie The Double, opening in limited release at the end of October in the U.S.)
What’s long, skinny and gripped by Renee Olstead? (Buzznet)
Leighton Meester takes her nipple pokes for a walk. (Celebuzz)
Kim Kardashian goes for a stroll in a short skirt. (INF)
Katie Price injects some cleavage into the literary world. (SocialiteLife)
Denise Richards talks about lesbionic experimenting. (HuffPo)
Jennifer Aniston and Courteney Cox got around. (FoxNews)
Odette Yustman looking all hot and whatnot. (GossipCenter)