I found these photos to be quite shocking. No, not that Miley Cyrus has Gene Simmons type dexterity of her insanely long tongue (and all the happy thoughts that go with that). But I didn't know MySpace was even still around. Apparently, they are, and they got Miley and her tongue and her bare midriff to make an appearance at their event.
What can I say to Miley's extensive tongue, but... next! Enjoy.
While social media can be stereotyped as a vast wasteland of mindless teen drones with low standards and tons of free time, to be fair, that really only describes about 93% of it. There's also a sliver of super hot celebrity girls who love taking sextastic photos of themselves to share with the world. We like to take the best of those gems each work and pare them down into the A-grade diamonds we call the Sextastic Twitpic Roundup.
This week's Roundup includes Miley Cyrus and the butt of hers that won't stop twerking, Kendall Jenner flashing more and more as she approaches barely legal status, Ashley Sky looking killer butt in a bikini, Sophie Turner and her magically faptastic cleavage, Ireland Baldwin and cousin Hailey Baldwin fooling around, and Emily Ratajkowski just being every bit as hot as she can be with that body of hers. You owe it to a now alcohol legal Kate Upton to check out these pictures of her potential competition. Enjoy.
Ever wonder why those tiny celebrities carry around those big designer purses? Well, I suppose part of it is trendy brand related female purchasing mania. But another part is the dual use of said Gucci or Chanel leather product to cover one's face from the paparazzi when out and about and not wanting to be shot. Don't tell the celebs, but that kind of works out well for Egotastic!
As in the case of Miley Cyrus who raised her large handbag to hide her mug from the cameras, only to reveal a healthy dose of sideboob, tats and all. Also, a nice clean view of Miley's Pilates-yoked booty. Not saying we don't love seeing our sextastic celebs in their whole, but if they're going to flash some bare skin whilst trying to duck and cover, far be it from us to suggest they alter their strategy. Enjoy.
Oh, you crazy kids and your wacky music videos.
I can't really say what's going on with the thematic callouts in Miley's music video for We Can't Stop, I only know Miley Cyrus has said she's dedicated the song to her fans who have stood by her. I'll take that to mean me included. I've stood by Miley ever since it was not particularly reputable, let alone legal, to stand right by her. Since she was but a pup. But, as evidenced in these stills from the production,
Miley is hardly a little girl anymore. She's quite grown up and ready to make some seriously sextastic but confusing and pointless music videos. Enjoy.
Miley Cyrus topless? Meh, I had to put down my happy hour drink for this one, which my Spidey Senses tell me is almost certainly a fake. Nevertheless, enough of you keep sending me this photo, and it is Miley and she's never been topless before in the two years we've been legally allowed to show you such, but...
If you look at the photo it does seem to be taken from an outtake set from her photoshoot for Maxim magazine after they named her the hottest woman in the known universe. If you look at the backside photo of Miley, a real one, you can see that she was definitely photographed without her top on during the shoot. And the clothes and jewelry are the same. But, are those Miley's real bare hooters? As I said, I remain unconvinced. But I am only right 72.4% of the time, maybe less even after a few cocktails. So, as always, I'll let Egotastic! CSI Division, meaning all of you, make the final call. Enjoy.
Okay, let's put his out there first. The Billboard Music Awards are handed out based on the sale of music, which means, the taste of your average young teen girl dictates the winners. So, musically speaking, yeah, not so good. But, and this is a big but, it also means that all the big names in music, and all the A-list hottie divas, also are obliged to say yes to attend. And not just attend, but look their stellar best ,in Vegas every year for the ceremony. So, basically you have a party with killer looking girls and lousy music. You'd make that trade any day.
Leading the list of lookers at the celebration of craptastic music was Taylor Swift surprised once again to win awards even though pre-announced, Jennifer Lopez still hanging with the youngin's, Selena Gomez looking might fine save for rumors of her reunited for a fourth time with The Devil's Midget, Miley Cyrus sparkling hard these days, heck, even Kesha managed to look rather fetching, a sure sign that everybody's game has been stepped up for the evening. And then a whole lot of celebrity hodgepodge of hotness. It was quite a night. I wish I could of been there, but three different restraining orders by various pop divas formed an intersecting domain of denial around me being in Vegas. People take peeping in windows so damn serious these days. Enjoy.
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Miley Cyrus Is Flaunting It, Probably a Good Omen
Unlike the insidious omen of the Kimye child, the fact that Miley Cyrus continues to pose more and more risque is a very positive sign.
Now that her parents are officially divorced, perhaps twenty is the time for Miley to really kick it even another notch higher on the rebellious exhibition scale. Of course, this is the girl who was flashing things in public before we were even allowed to legally show you any of them. And she hasn't slowed up since.
But even her legit photos are now going the way of this Vijat Mohindra photo that appeared on the recent cover of Billboard magazine. That is to say, Miley is definitely showing off all her hard Pilates and yoga work. Say what you will about her hair and such, she has one of the nicest little bodies in Tinsel Town these days. Enjoy.