Miley Cyrus

Miley Cyrus, Arianny Celeste, Kendra Wilkinson Highlight the Hotties at Maxim Hot 100 Party

By Bill Swift | May 16, 2013 @ 10:21 am
Arianny Celeste, Miley Cyrus, and More at Maxim Hot 100 Party in Hollywood
Arianny Celeste, Miley Cyrus, and More at Maxim Hot 100 Party in Hollywood
Arianny Celeste, Miley Cyrus, and More at Maxim Hot 100 Party in Hollywood
Arianny Celeste, Miley Cyrus, and More at Maxim Hot 100 Party in Hollywood
Arianny Celeste, Miley Cyrus, and More at Maxim Hot 100 Party in Hollywood
Arianny Celeste, Miley Cyrus, and More at Maxim Hot 100 Party in Hollywood
Arianny Celeste, Miley Cyrus, and More at Maxim Hot 100 Party in Hollywood
Arianny Celeste, Miley Cyrus, and More at Maxim Hot 100 Party in Hollywood
Arianny Celeste, Miley Cyrus, and More at Maxim Hot 100 Party in Hollywood
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I think I'm getting too old to complain anymore about these magazine lists of who's the hottest celebrity. So many flaws, so little time to discuss them all. It's an inevitably crooked venture when you first set about to tier the sextastic. And naming somebody The Hottest or The Most Beautiful, even if you weren't doing so for crass publicity reasons, it's a faulty process at best.

Nevertheless, Maxim still knows how to throw a party that gets some good looking women to attend. As they did last night for their Hot 100 List, including Miley Cyrus, the winner of said naming, UFC Ring Girl extraordinaire, Arianny Celeste, and former stripper turned stripper, Kendra Wilkinson, who put on her best face and body for the event celebrating good looks. Can't say I got my invitation, but someday when I've got a whippersnapper nipping at my heels, I'll probably not invite them to my events either. Everybody hates their future replacement. Enjoy.

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Katie Holmes Sideboob, Jessica Alba Cleave, and Miley Cyrus’ Annie Lennox Look Highlight the 2013 Met Gala

By Bill Swift | May 7, 2013 @ 9:47 am
Anne Hathaway, Miley Cyrus, Taylor Swift, and More at 2013 Met Gala
Anne Hathaway, Miley Cyrus, Taylor Swift, and More at 2013 Met Gala
Anne Hathaway, Miley Cyrus, Taylor Swift, and More at 2013 Met Gala
Anne Hathaway, Miley Cyrus, Taylor Swift, and More at 2013 Met Gala
Anne Hathaway, Miley Cyrus, Taylor Swift, and More at 2013 Met Gala
Anne Hathaway, Miley Cyrus, Taylor Swift, and More at 2013 Met Gala
Anne Hathaway, Miley Cyrus, Taylor Swift, and More at 2013 Met Gala
Anne Hathaway, Miley Cyrus, Taylor Swift, and More at 2013 Met Gala
Anne Hathaway, Miley Cyrus, Taylor Swift, and More at 2013 Met Gala
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Nice to see my girl Katie Holmes back in the mix, flashing some skin by way of sideboob at the fancy pants 2013 Met Gala last night in New York. The Met Gala is one of the biggest highfalutin celebrity events of the year, with a ton of A-listers showing up in their designer gowns for the Big Apples biggest red carpet.

Besides Katie we couldn't help but notice Miley Cyrus calling upon an 80's Euro-pop vibe, Anne Hathaway, Jessica Alba showing some cleave, Kate Beckinsale, Taylor Swift, and a bunch of other top tier celebs showing off their finest. It's kind of like the very first sequence in a recurring R.E.M. sleep fantasy of mine, the one right before the the robbers break in and force all the girls to hand over their fancy frocks. I could tell you what happens next, but this is a family site. Enjoy.

MET GALA 2012
Met Museum of Art Costume Gala Brought Out All The A-List Hotties
Met Museum of Art Costume Gala Brought Out All The A-List Hotties
Met Museum of Art Costume Gala Brought Out All The A-List Hotties
Met Museum of Art Costume Gala Brought Out All The A-List Hotties
Met Museum of Art Costume Gala Brought Out All The A-List Hotties
Met Museum of Art Costume Gala Brought Out All The A-List Hotties
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MET GALA 2011
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MET GALA 2010
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Miley Cyrus Hot Body Body of Work for V Magazine

By Bill Swift | May 1, 2013 @ 9:54 am
Miley Cyrus Underboob and Covered Topless in V Magazine May 2013
Miley Cyrus Underboob and Covered Topless in V Magazine May 2013
Miley Cyrus Underboob and Covered Topless in V Magazine May 2013
Miley Cyrus Underboob and Covered Topless in V Magazine May 2013
Miley Cyrus Underboob and Covered Topless in V Magazine May 2013
Miley Cyrus Underboob and Covered Topless in V Magazine May 2013
Miley Cyrus Underboob and Covered Topless in V Magazine May 2013
Miley Cyrus Underboob and Covered Topless in V Magazine May 2013
Miley Cyrus Underboob and Covered Topless in V Magazine May 2013
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Don't think Miley Cyrus hasn't been hitting Pilates and yoga and even cutting back to just a few smokes a day for no reason. She's built herself one very tight, taut little short person body in Tinsel Town that's undeniably toward the top of the charts. And even as a semi-spastic gravel voiced pop diva, she's going to be recognized for that body. She deserves that. And she is doing just that in the new edition of V magazine.

The results are really quite stellar. While the hair remains something of a post-latent teen rebel silly bit of business, there's no denying that I'm quite jealous of Miley touching her own fabulous litte funbags and showing off her legs and midriff and other stretches of hot celebrity skin. She's all grown up and looking good. I can not hate. I can only leer. Enjoy.

MILEY ALSO LOOKING SEXTASTIC IN THE NEW EDITION OF ELLE
Miley Cyrus Sexy in Elle UK June 2013
Miley Cyrus Sexy in Elle UK June 2013
Miley Cyrus Sexy in Elle UK June 2013
Miley Cyrus Sexy in Elle UK June 2013
Miley Cyrus Sexy in Elle UK June 2013
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Miley Cyrus Flashes Legs in Short Shorts and Stripper Heels

By Bill Swift | April 23, 2013 @ 9:41 am
Miley Cyrus Flashes Legs in Short Shorts and Stripper Heels in LA
Miley Cyrus Flashes Legs in Short Shorts and Stripper Heels in LA
Miley Cyrus Flashes Legs in Short Shorts and Stripper Heels in LA
Miley Cyrus Flashes Legs in Short Shorts and Stripper Heels in LA
Miley Cyrus Flashes Legs in Short Shorts and Stripper Heels in LA
Miley Cyrus Flashes Legs in Short Shorts and Stripper Heels in LA
Miley Cyrus Flashes Legs in Short Shorts and Stripper Heels in LA
Miley Cyrus Flashes Legs in Short Shorts and Stripper Heels in LA
Miley Cyrus Flashes Legs in Short Shorts and Stripper Heels in LA
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Not that Miley Cyrus wasn't raised in stripper heels, but they do become her I must say, especially since the Tennessee girl started really hitting the workouts something serious a year or so ago. Combine her future working shoes with some good old school Daisy Dukes, and despite not being mighty in stature, the gravel voiced pop diva caught the attention of every camera within shooting distance. Hot legs will do that. And fame. And the combination of both.

I'm not quite sure what Miley's current engagement status is, but I'm sure it wouldn't be considered rude of me to ask Miley for a little pat and dry of those stems of her just out of the shower. It never hurts to ask. Enjoy.

MILEY HAS ALWAYS LOVED A SOLID LEG SHOW IN PUBLIC
Miley Cyrus Out in Short Shorts
Miley Cyrus Out in Short Shorts
Miley Cyrus Out in Short Shorts
Miley Cyrus Out in Short Shorts
Miley Cyrus Out in Short Shorts
Miley Cyrus Out in Short Shorts
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Miley Cyrus Broken Up Means Miley Cyrus And I Finally Reunited

By Bill Swift | March 14, 2013 @ 2:08 pm

I say 'reunited' because in all those hours of watching Hannah Montana from the privacy of my shame closet, I always felt like Miley Cyrus was talking right back to me. My girl. We had a relationships, of sorts. But then she had to go and get engaged to Liam Hemsworth at 19 years of age and ruin everything. Now, where Miley's from, 19 might be the age when the town elders get together and order you to be married and pregnant  within the month or labeled a spinster lesbian, giving up all your rights to ever drive-thru the town Arby's, but, to me, it always seemed a little young to be betrothed. Now, thankfully, that nightmare is over and Miley are I are free to be together in a more reciprocating, less TV screen humping, type manner.

If you hear gravelly voiced female moans of ecstasy emanating from the Superior Inn Motel in the Valley, don't come a 'knockin'. That's just Miley and me winding our clocks for Daylights Savings Time.

EVERY TIME MILEY POKES, I KNOW SHE WANTS ME TO CALL HER
Miley Cyrus Goes Out without a Bra
Miley Cyrus Goes Out without a Bra
Miley Cyrus Goes Out without a Bra
Miley Cyrus Goes Out without a Bra
Miley Cyrus Goes Out without a Bra
Miley Cyrus Goes Out without a Bra
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Heidi Klum Deep Deep Cleavage Steals the Show at Elton John’s Oscar After-Party

By Bill Swift | February 25, 2013 @ 9:12 am
Heidi Klum Deep Golden Cleavage at Elton John AIDS Foundation Oscar Party
Miley Cyrus and Heidi Klum Cleavy Pose Together at Elton John AIDS Foundation Oscar Party
Britney Spears Shows Cleavage at Elton John AIDS Foundation Oscar Party
Miley Cyrus is White Hot at Elton John AIDS Foundation Oscar Party
Heidi Klum Deep Golden Cleavage at Elton John AIDS Foundation Oscar Party
Britney Spears Shows Cleavage at Elton John AIDS Foundation Oscar Party
Nicki Minaj Cleavy in a White Tight Dress at Elton John AIDS Foundation Oscar Party
Nicki Minaj Cleavy in a White Tight Dress at Elton John AIDS Foundation Oscar Party
Britney Spears Shows Cleavage at Elton John AIDS Foundation Oscar Party
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Second only to the Vanity Fair Oscar-Party each year, Elton John can draw some serious female tail to his swank post-Academy Awards, including convincing Heidi Klum to come party in a plunging neckline that had us plunging even deeper than that on sight of the German model's MILFtastic chest ensembles.

So powerful was Heidi's cleavage last night that she literally and figuratively towered over the other guests, some of whom, such as Miley Cyrus, Olivia Munn, Britney Spears, and Nicki Minaj, definitely deserve a nod from the oglers of their own, but none shined quite as bright as the golden clad Project Runway star. The Kardashian sisters looked like short fat trollops in comparison, or, not even by comparison.

Congratulations to Heidi Klum. We honor you with our bald upright statutes this morning. Enjoy.

CHECK OUT HEIDI AND OTHERS AT LAST YEAR'S ELTON JOHN POST-OSCAR PARTY
Heidi Klum and Bar Refaeli Elton John AIDS Foundation's Oscar Viewing Party
Alessandra Ambrosio Elton John AIDS Foundation's Oscar Viewing Party
Bar Refaeli Elton John AIDS Foundation's Oscar Viewing Party
Brooklyn Decker Elton John AIDS Foundation's Oscar Viewing Party
Heidi Klum Elton John AIDS Foundation's Oscar Viewing Party
Danica McKellar Elton John AIDS Foundation's Oscar Viewing Party
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The Egotastic! Valentine’s Day Gift Mini Guide Because We Really Deserve It

By Aaron Boulding | February 14, 2013 @ 9:43 am
Full Hearts, Empty Pockets Can't Lose
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So apparently giving gifts that give back is a real thing that people can do now and it’s supposed to make the giver feel good. You give a loved one a gift of a donation to a worthy cause and you do it in that loved one’s name. It’s like you’re putting a down payment on their ticket to get into heaven.

This type of gift-giving is NOT what we have in mind this Valentine’s Day as we come up with our list of gifts that really give back. And we mean that in the most direct way possible. As in, we get something cool and awesome out of giving you this gift. At Egotastic! we often do things the wrong way and sometimes on purpose, sometimes for fun but it’s always without fear. It’s not easy working through this cocktail of abandonment, resentment and lactose issues we’ve got.  Angrily choosing our V-Day sweethearts and offering gifts that come from the wrong place in our hearts is right up our alley; a cold, dark and unforgiving place as you’d ever want to be on Valentine’s Day. Read More » »

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