I’m sure Miley Cyrus must’ve been headed to some kind of costume event as this isn’t how she normally… well, actually, this is kind of how she normally appears in public, though the straight up pasties only look is something rather new.
Miley and her new boyfriend one of the Schwarzenegger kids hit some event in Miami where Miley felt that absolutely no top or bra, just some silver cones over her teat-ends would suffice as far as semi-formal wear. I applaud Miley once again for pushing the boundaries of public exhibitionism. She may not be your particular favorite to see mostly topless about town, but she certainly has raised the bar for all the other sextastic celebrities in her industry. For the twenty or so other pop divas you now see performing, strutting, or just plain bopping about town half-nekkid, you can thank Miley a good bit. Enjoy.
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Say what you want about Miley Cyrus, she looks hot in these Terry Richardson pics. (Drunken Stepfather)
Abigail Ratchford‘s funbags are so big they don’t fit in a bra. (TMZ)
Brooke Perry wears a bikini like a champ. (Hollywood Tuna)
Iris Kavka sports a tiny swimsuit because it’s her job. (Popoholic)
Kat Torres shills her ta-tas for expensive water. (The Superficial)
These outtakes from the Perelli calander are fantastically hot. (COED)
This is Jessica Cediel and these are her chichis. (Celebslam)
Miley Cyrus is topless in pantyhose for her new video. (Drunken Stepfather)
Tyga’s new girlfriend Dollicia Bryan is pretty sexy, yo. (TMZ)
The new Fifty Shades of Grey trailer is hawt. (Huffington Post)
Toni Garrn unleashes her mighty cleavage. (Hollywood Tuna)
Jennifer Aniston lets out one satiny boob. (Dlisted)
Which one of these hotties will be the next Miss Colombia. (COED)
Emily Sears has some big ‘ol fashioned funbags. (Celebslam)
A solid charitable cause and even more solid rockstar hot sextastic celebrities showing off their wares at the amfAR Gala in Los Angeles last night. Wow, talk about everybody showing up in their finest and tiniest.
I think it’s fair to say Miley Cyrus stole the show in her Craigslist Casual Encounters dress that barely covered her nipples, let alone much else. Not far behind in exhibitionism was Rihanna was pasties keeping some slight modesty, Lauren Cohan and her mega pillows of joy pushed up toward the sky, Kat Dennings so hot, Alessandra Ambrosio, and more. I know it’s probably not appropriate to be non-stop hitting on girls at an AIDS research event, but had my invitation not got lost in the mail, I’m sure I would have had difficult doing otherwise. Just so much celebrity skin live and in person. Wow. I’m guessing donations went well. Enjoy.
I suppose if Aussie Iggy Azalea is going to roam the streets of America flashing her coochie cleft, it’s only fair that Miley Cyrus take her crotch flashing show to Australia to give the good folks of Sydney a solid view of her leotard sucked up into her lady nest. That’s the type of free trade you don’t hear discussed much in Washington, but it really is the most important.
Miley has turned flashing her lower parts into something of a fine art along her Bangerz tour, though every now and then you can just tell she’s putting a little more oomph into exposing her nether regions. I can’t imagine the tween girls of Australia will soon forget this performance. It’s kind of like attending a sex ed class set to music, or whatever you might call Bangerz. Miley, once again, you have raised the bar for all other pop divas. Or lowered the bar I suppose if you were to take an unnecessarily moral stance. Either way, thank you for being on the forefront of public displays of crotch. Enjoy.
The ever provocative Miley Cyrus decided to let her funbags out for some air on a hotel balcony in Sydney, Australia. The sexy pixie whipped off her top in full view of the paps so that they could get some nice clear shots of her lady plums. Say what you want about about Miley, she knows how to give her fans what they want to see. I’ve always thought Miley had a delightful rack. They are just so darn pert and fun. They are the kind of boobies you want to go out on the town with and do shots until the wee hours. Miley was also wearing a pair of short shorts, because Miley hates clothes, and her splendid little tight booty peek-a-booed out of the bottom of them.
The butt that launched a million twerks is extraordinary. If they gave out a Nobel Prize for achievements in booty, Miley would surely win for what she’s done to advance that field.
I suppose for Miley Cyrus half-dressed is more dressed than normal, a nice way to honor the Sydney Opera House and her performance there for the pop music and crotch-viewing loving people of Australia. I’m not sure where Miley Cyrus finds all her crotch hungry leotards, but she has quite the collection for her tour in various shapes and colors and designs.
In between her rather notorious party schedule, Miley has been hitting the Pilates pretty hard, earning the right to show off her legs and thighs and hips and shorn public area, all quite fat free and toned from sweating to the oldies. I can’t say I’m not admiring, even if the thought of listening to her lip-synch for 90 minutes to heartfelt auto-tuned ballads gives me a pain in the down unders. Miley has made it work. It’s hard not to admire her success. Or her waxed appendages. I doth leer. Enjoy.