Miley Cyrus

The Three Breasted Woman Everyone Is Talking About And Other Fine Things To Ogle

Jasmine Tridevil has three boobs, at best, you have two. She wins, sort of. (WWTDD)

Jennifer Lopez's sheer bodysuit reminds us she's still very much hot. (Huffington Post)

Claudia Galanti's cleavage can be seen from space. (Hollywood Tuna)

Got a case of the Mondays? Check out Emanuela De Paula in a bikini and cheer up! (Popoholic)

Selena Gomez in pigtails AND a bikini? Hanukkah came early! (The Superficial)

This Alaskan news reporter quit on the air to go sell weed. (TMZ)

Miley Cyrus Braless and Bare Midriff Easy Rider

I'm not a big fan of these three wheeled cycles that Justin Bieber uses to terrorize civilians in multiple countries, but I suppose everything looks better with girls atop it. Miley Cyrus and friend (sister?) took her multi-wheeled motorcycle out for a spin in Beverly Hills just to make sure ample attention was paid. She went for the skimpy outfit as well not recommended by most motorcycle wardrobing advisors as to what happens to your skin should you suddenly and forcefully dismount your vehicle. Still, braless tops and shorts are what got Miley here, she's not forsaking it now.

Technically, this is a lot of clothing for the pop diva who has set the mostly nekkid stage show and modeling standards of late. I'm not sure I'd want my $100 million petite object d' investment riding around on a motorcycle in city traffic, even with an oversized helmet on. But kids need to let loose sometimes. Or, for Miley, pretty much all the time. It's part of what makes her so appealing to America's female youth. And prurient oglers such as myself. Enjoy.

Miley Cyrus Shows Off Her Brazilian Waxing in Puerto Rico Concert

I'll say this for going to a Miley Cyrus concert, you do get an eyeful. I think it's the earful part that's a problem. But if you can pack enough cotton in those aural canals you might just delight in watching the daring pop star in rather tiny outfits spreading her legs and other body parts to shock and awe the crowd into not caring about the music so much. It's kind of genius really.

As I've maintained, even if you're not a Miley fan, you must give her props for raising the bar on pop star skin baring over the past two years. There is absolutely no doubt that the singers you do love who are running about half-nekkid on stage and in music videos is in part a result of Miley pushing the envelope and making tons of cash. She didn't exactly invent the theory of relativity, she did something much much more important. Enjoy.

Miley Cyrus Topless And Exposed in V Magazine

 

Well, this was teased for a while so we were kind of waiting until you could see the uncensored racy topless picture set of Miley Cyrus in the about to be released V magazine Fall edition. I mean, we can see Miley Cyrus with pasties pretty much every night of the week just strolling down Ventura Blvd., but it's still a thing when the petite framed pop musical starlet goes full topless monty for the cameras, showing off her modest but brave curves.

For all the heat Miley takes for her behavior and appearance, let us never forget this is a former teen Disney star who willingly and forwardly exhibits her bare body for cameras on the regular. Do you realize how many other celebrities we beg to do the same and they never oblige? At least not voluntarily as we noted during the hacker scandal. They're all doing it, but Miley has chosen to share her bare boobtastic openly with the world. For that, I must give her kudos. The ducks and silly costumes and tongue shitck I could do without. But let's be honest, Miley has raised the bar for so many others in terms of flashing, it's been a really good thing. Enjoy.

Miley Cyrus Sexy Performance at Ziggo Dome in Amsterdam

Miley Cyrus continued to delight the world with her sexy antics at a show at the Ziggo Dome in Amsterdam. Any artist can wear scantily clad clothing. But Miley takes it to another level. Would most artists pretend to masturbate with a giant inflatable banana? I don't think so. Would other singers have the cojones to wear a black body suit so tight that it creates camel toe that can be seen from outer space? No. Or how about something as simple as dressing up like the scantily clad granddaughter of Uncle Sam? Absolutely not. What's great about Miley, besides the fact that she's seriously hot, is that she gives zero F's. Not an F has been given on her Bangerz tour. She just sings her songs and writhes around in skimpy outfits simulating masturbation. You go, Hannah Montana!

I wanted to get tickets for the Bangerz tour when she came to town but they sold out quickly. My wife likes her music and I could see her bare butt in a variety of outfits. Win win.

Miley Cyrus Bikini Red Showoff Time in Barcelona

Well, you wear a red bikini, you're going to get noticed. It might be the color of stop signs, but for celebrity bikinis it's a signal to all cameras within ten kilometers to start snapping your body by the pool or ocean.

Miley Cyrus has been vacationing in Spain. Believe it or not, she does work pretty damn hard with a very rigorous travel schedule. I get jet lag just driving thirty minutes away. I bet going five hundred miles a night between concert dates night after night gets pretty intense, especially when you're exhausted from so much crotch grabbing and midget oral copulation simulation. So, Miley deserve a respite, as she took by the pool in Barcelona one of my favorite cities in the world where I don't speak the language. Miley needed no Spanish or Catalonian skills to speak the international language -- big celebrity in little bikini. And red. That's all it took for a thousand snaps. Miley, I will still respect you in the morning. Enjoy.

Miley Cyrus Does It Again On Her Bangerz Tour

Oh, Miley Cyrus. Will you ever cease to amaze us with your super sexy onstage antics? Let's hope not. Miley was in a particularly provocative mood at a recent show in Madrid. She did her usual set of spreading her legs while rolling around on various set pieces. But she also took the time to pull her bottoms up her booty crack so that her adoring fans a better view of the entirety of her butt cheeks. You got to give it to Miley, she commits. The body suits she wears are extremely tight. So, naturally there is some serious camel toe action happening. But it's OK, because it's all part of the show. She should sell t-shirts at the merch table emblazoned with her camel toe. It could be the emblem for her next tour. Miley Cyrus' Camel Toe Tour, or something like that.

I'm not a concert promoter but I bet her crowds quadruple if she takes my suggestion to heart. Keep doing what you're doing Miley and we'll keep on watching