You know me well enough to know that when I see full fledged frontal Miley Cyrus topless pictures on other celebrity news sites with all the fun parts censored out, I don’t care the expense, the sacrifice, or the amount of kidneys I must have cut from my body to make it possible for the Egotastic audience to see Miley Cyrus topless uncensored. It’s not that Miley has never been topless before. God knows she digs the nudity. But this is perhaps the finest candid view yet of the pop diva and I want you to have it. For safe keeping and old time’s sake and that data bank of the fun girls you keep inside your cranium.
Miley and her boyfriend Patrick Schwarzenegger cruised the beaches of Hawaii this past week as young couples often do. What’s rare is to see an American celebrity topless at the beach. It’s ridiculously rare. And while it’s rather Puritanical, oh the delight we feel when we sneak a peek at those who take the occasional opportunity to introduce their sweet melons to Mother Son. Hello, dear funbags, says the sun. Hello, says the sweet lady humps back to the sun. There’s no reason toplessness can’t be super polite. Once more, I doff my cap to Miley Cyrus. She’s not afraid of much. Enjoy.
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Oh, Miley Cyrus. Where do you get the sexy but bizarre ensembles you wear? In today’s selection she’s sporting a spandex one-piece body suit thing. Her curves are prominently displayed and, as per usual, so are her funbags. If there was a Nobel prize for cleavage Miley would have a good shot of winning it. Whether you enjoy her music or not one thing is undeniable and that’s how fantastic her boobage is. I wake up every day just waiting to see how she shows them off on a particular day. Maybe I need to get a hobby or maybe looking at women’s chesticles is both my job and my favorite leisure activity. Those ta-tas aren’t going to ogle themselves.
All I know is that Patrick Schwarzenegger is one lucky SOB. He gets to fondle those bad boys whenever he wants. That and his dad is the Terminator. Some guys have all the luck.
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Miley Cyrus is getting into shape. She’s actually always kind of been in shape, at least the last couple of years since she started Pilates and yoga and all that exercise memes so she could be nekkid much of the next couple of years on concert stages and look pretty darn taut. It paid off I’d say. If you can party like Miley does and still keep yourself in fine female shape, that’s a thing. Seems like lots of work, but if it’s not my hard work, I’m always 100-percent behind it.
Miley hit the hiking trails in Los Angeles today in her tights and short shorts, just enough to bend about and show off her booty to remind everybody she’s turned her petite show off body into one hundred million dollars worth of booty. She’s done well for herself. Now she’s sharing, the booty views in the least. I feel like that makes her solid member of the community, the Egotastic community most definitely. Enjoy.
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Ah, Miley Cyrus. She’s everyone’s favorite rascally scamp that you’d also like to give it to. Every day I wake up and wonder what new sexy antics she’ll have gotten herself into and she rarely disappoints. In today’s wacky Miley outfit we have her wearing a crop top marijuana t-shirt and, whoopsie, she forgot to wear a bra. The result is that you can kinda see her lovely nips through the shirt. I do so love Miley’s lady plums. Lucky for me that I get to see them pretty regularly. The crop top also showed off her lovely bare mid-riff. She’s got one of the best in the business. It’s nice and flat and toned with not a bit of jiggly flesh to be had.
Some people think that Miley is overexposed, and maybe she is, but I still enjoy seeing her partially nude. I mean, I could care less about her music, but I’ve yet to grow tired of her literally exposing herself.
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Miley Cyrus took off her clothes again. Technically, I guess it was at some point in 2014, during her Bangers tour in between dancing about on stage in showy outfits with midgets, giants, and various crude inflatables. She allowed somebody to take a whole bunch of back stage polaroids of her during the tour and naturally, poof, many came out topless. It feels very real in the least.
Miley Cyrus isn’t what I’d call an iconic performer, or perhaps a music legend, but she certainly and repeatedly is raising the bar for exhibitionism among the pop star sisters. Do you realize how crazy it was twenty years ago when Madonna got nekkid for all this kind of stuff? No Miley is pushing numerous of her cohorts into major skin showing wardrobes and selfies and ‘leaked’ photos. This isn’t by happenstance. Joan of Arc might be too lofty of a comparison, but she has to be considered close. Enjoy.
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The lovely ladies of Celebrityville have hardly stopped publishing photos of their own hotness for the Holidays, some of them redoubling their efforts to go out on top of 2014 as social media darlings. I’ve got more than enough presents for all of these show-off girls with their ever ready camera set to stunning mode. If you’ve got it, flaunt it. If you’ve really got it, flaunt it, snap it, and share it on Twitter or Instagram. I think somebody famous will say that someday.
This week’s Sextastic Twitpic Roundup include the stellar hot Arianny Celeste bikini thong time in winter, Miley Cyrus covering her nips with pasties alone, Nicki Minaj bathing in milk just because, Kaili Thorne sweltering in lingerie, Jessica Simpson showing off toned gams, Stella Hudgens flashing younger sister cleavage, Coco Austin showing off her large lady chest, Ashley Benson sitting just like an perfect hottie, and much much more. You owe it to Blitzen, the forgotten reindeer, to check out each and every one of these social media shared skintastic bits. You can thank me later. Enjoy.
I’m sure Miley Cyrus must’ve been headed to some kind of costume event as this isn’t how she normally… well, actually, this is kind of how she normally appears in public, though the straight up pasties only look is something rather new.
Miley and her new boyfriend one of the Schwarzenegger kids hit some event in Miami where Miley felt that absolutely no top or bra, just some silver cones over her teat-ends would suffice as far as semi-formal wear. I applaud Miley once again for pushing the boundaries of public exhibitionism. She may not be your particular favorite to see mostly topless about town, but she certainly has raised the bar for all the other sextastic celebrities in her industry. For the twenty or so other pop divas you now see performing, strutting, or just plain bopping about town half-nekkid, you can thank Miley a good bit. Enjoy.
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