You may recall that Miley Cyrus quite openly allowed a photographer from V Magazine to follow her everywhere backstage on a segment of her most recent tour. As you would expect, Miley doesn’t wear a lot of clothes onstage or backstage, hence, she was caught in various stages of undress and topless. I wouldn’t call it officially ‘caught’ with Miley Cyrus given that she seems in the least quite content to be seen without her clothes on. Still, these photos are quite raw and in the flesh candids of the worldwide pop star just being Miley.
Once more I must praise the meme that is Miley. She has raised the bar on exhibition for all other pop divas and female celebrities wishing to get attention. In the old days, some might call her a bad example. In the Egotastic! days, we call this absolutely the best thing ever. Enjoy.
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Miley Cyrus is single and ready to mingle. Or at least hike and show off her toned body in a sports bra and Spandex. That’s the modern day equivalent of going to a cocktail mixer. Probably healthier really is you think about the exercise. Certainly healthier for us gentleman oglers who get a chance to peep her toned bare midriff and see her petite body in physical action.
It was just this week Miley announced she and Arnie’s son were taking a break because that sounds better than breaking up. I can’t imagine being the significant other of either of these two celebrities and celebrity kids is any walk in the park. Let alone a hike in tight Spandex and bra tops. But, I digress, and now return simply to inelegant leering. My specialty and primary form of exercise. Miley, you won’t stay single long. Try to revel in your independence. And perhaps some more nudes would be a good start. Enjoy.
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Back in the day I suppose smoking weed was some kind of taboo. We’ve come a long way baby. While politicians and some A-list actors still lie about their dates with the chronic most every contemporary pop and hip hop artist is far more open about smoking and dabbing. It’s still technically illegal so not everybody is as blunt as a Snoop Dogg about puffing tough, but there are plenty of our Egotastic! regular sextastic celebrities who had or did or still do delight in the dank. It’s 420. The day to celebrate the kind herb, unlike every other day of the year when stoners honor the planet slightly more quietly. Enjoy.
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If you ever come to Los Angeles, you’re going to want to amble up Runyon Canyon in Hollywood. It’s where many celebrities take their urban hikes to the limits with a not so spectacular bit of ascent that is ‘L.A. big’ at least. It’s also where many of them take their dogs to poop, so be advised not to wear your new white sneaks. As for me, I’m content to remain at basecamp just watching. Somebody needs to guard the supplies. I’ve limited shrinkage on the beer and chips to twenty-percent.
It’s the place to bring a camera and snap photos of Miley Cyrus in a bright pink sports bra traversing the not so steep hiking paths up the hill, keeping herself in just about the best shape you can when you’re into some hardcore partying, drinking, and smoking. It’s called your early 20′s. One hike a week usually will serve the purpose of cleansing the toxins. Especially when sporting a bright pink sports bra and flashing your midriff. That makes everything better. Enjoy.
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Someday, the technology gods will gift us with a tool more noble in prurient purpose than social media, but for now, this humdinger of a digital highway provides more hotness per byte than any other invention previous to mankind. Unless you believe dinosaurs once had an advanced technology kingdom on earth that was wiped out by evil dinosaurs from another planet like I do. Then maybe there was something better. But as for what we know, three cheers for the social media pic sharing craze.
This week’s Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes a stunning bikini shot of up and coming Pia Mia Perez, Emily Ratajkowski dazzling again with her lucky forearm providing cover, Miley Cyrus almost freeing the nipple, Charli XCX eating pizza in her bra as I always imagined she does, Coco Austin performing miracles of booty yoga, Maitland Ward flashing her ginormous lovelies, Kendall Jenner showing off in a bikini, and much much more. You owe it to the people who believe that receiving a tax refund means you made money to check out each and every one of these amazing social media shared visual wonderments. Enjoy.
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You can always depend on Miley Cyrus to do certain things. She’s always going to be provocative and she’s rarely going to wear a bra. That was certainly the case when she went to The Laugh Factory in a skimpy black dress sans bra. The result was a nice view of her killer cleav. Her lady mounds were looking particularly good. I’ve been a fan of Miley’s boobage since back in the day when I really shouldn’t have been looking. But she’s all grown up now and I don’t have to feel bad. Of course, we’ve all seen Miley in all her glory but I have to say I always enjoy seeing her scantily clad. It’s somewhat reassuring. Like, Miley is half-naked and all is right with the world.
Would you want to live on a planet in which Miley Cyrus keeps her clothes on? Neither would I. So, you keep on flashing that skin, Miley. We’ll keep watching.
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There are two pieces of advice my father gave me I hold dear to this day. The first was to take the time to stop and smell the roses. The second was to grow up and go find a place of my own to live. When you’re nine stuff your dad says leaves an impression on you. In honor of the former, today I wanted to stop and smell the Spandex covered booties. We see so much hot celebrity asstastic in stretchy shorts and leggings I feel we sometimes take this modern trend of awesome quite for granted. It would have us killed in certain parts of this globe. Her, it’s just killing us kindly.
Delve into Rihanna, Michelle Lewin, Brooke Burke and others flashing beautiful cans of all Tinsel Town ages. Hip hip hurrah for the sweet seat meat and the manner in which it cushions our hearts and other vital organs. Enjoy.
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