Well, you wear a red bikini, you're going to get noticed. It might be the color of stop signs, but for celebrity bikinis it's a signal to all cameras within ten kilometers to start snapping your body by the pool or ocean.
Miley Cyrus has been vacationing in Spain. Believe it or not, she does work pretty damn hard with a very rigorous travel schedule. I get jet lag just driving thirty minutes away. I bet going five hundred miles a night between concert dates night after night gets pretty intense, especially when you're exhausted from so much crotch grabbing and midget oral copulation simulation. So, Miley deserve a respite, as she took by the pool in Barcelona one of my favorite cities in the world where I don't speak the language. Miley needed no Spanish or Catalonian skills to speak the international language -- big celebrity in little bikini. And red. That's all it took for a thousand snaps. Miley, I will still respect you in the morning. Enjoy.
Miley Cyrus Sexy Performance at Ziggo Dome in Amsterdam
Miley Cyrus continued to delight the world with her sexy antics at a show at the Ziggo Dome in Amsterdam. Any artist can wear scantily clad clothing. But Miley takes it to another level. Would most artists pretend to masturbate with a giant inflatable banana? I don't think so. Would other singers have the cojones to wear a black body suit so tight that it creates camel toe that can be seen from outer space? No. Or how about something as simple as dressing up like the scantily clad granddaughter of Uncle Sam? Absolutely not. What's great about Miley, besides the fact that she's seriously hot, is that she gives zero F's. Not an F has been given on her Bangerz tour. She just sings her songs and writhes around in skimpy outfits simulating masturbation. You go, Hannah Montana!
I wanted to get tickets for the Bangerz tour when she came to town but they sold out quickly. My wife likes her music and I could see her bare butt in a variety of outfits. Win win.