Miley Cyrus

Miley Cyrus Topless Outtake Photo Hits the World Wide Web — Or Does It?

By Bill Swift | May 24, 2013 @ 4:30 pm

Miley Cyrus Topless Photo May Be Real or Fake

Miley Cyrus topless? Meh, I had to put down my happy hour drink for this one, which my Spidey Senses tell me is almost certainly a fake. Nevertheless, enough of you keep sending me this photo, and it is Miley and she's never been topless before in the two years we've been legally allowed to show you such, but...

If you look at the photo it does seem to be taken from an outtake set from her photoshoot for Maxim magazine after they named her the hottest woman in the known universe. If you look at the backside photo of Miley, a real one, you can see that she was definitely photographed without her top on during the shoot. And the clothes and jewelry are the same. But, are those Miley's real bare hooters? As I said, I remain unconvinced. But I am only right 72.4% of the time, maybe less even after a few cocktails. So, as always, I'll let Egotastic! CSI Division, meaning all of you, make the final call. Enjoy.

WE ALL REMEMBER WHEN AN UNDERAGED MILEY DID HER TOPLESS SHOOT

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Taylor Swift, Jennifer Lopez, Miley Cyrus, and Selena Gomez Repping Pop Hotties at 2013 Billboard Music Awards

By Bill Swift | May 20, 2013 @ 8:30 am

Selena Gomez, Taylor Swift, Madonna and More Hotties at The 2013 Billboard Music Awards

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Okay, let's put his out there first. The Billboard Music Awards are handed out based on the sale of music, which means, the taste of your average young teen girl dictates the winners. So, musically speaking, yeah, not so good. But, and this is a big but, it also means that all the big names in music, and all the A-list hottie divas, also are obliged to say yes to attend. And not just attend, but look their stellar best ,in Vegas every year for the ceremony. So, basically you have a party with killer looking girls and lousy music. You'd make that trade any day.

Leading the list of lookers at the celebration of craptastic music was Taylor Swift surprised once again to win awards even though pre-announced, Jennifer Lopez still hanging with the youngin's, Selena Gomez looking might fine save for rumors of her reunited for a fourth time with The Devil's Midget, Miley Cyrus sparkling hard these days, heck, even Kesha managed to look rather fetching, a sure sign that everybody's game has been stepped up for the evening. And then a whole lot of celebrity hodgepodge of hotness. It was quite a night. I wish I could of been there, but three different restraining orders by various pop divas formed an intersecting domain of denial around me being in Vegas. People take peeping in windows so damn serious these days. Enjoy.

LAST YEAR'S BILLBOARD MUSIC AWARDS, FULL OF CLEAVE

The Boobtastic Billboard Awards Red Carpet Addition

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Miley Cyrus Black Swimsuit Cleavy Goodness Signals a Good Week

By Bill Swift | May 20, 2013 @ 8:00 am

I'm not one for omens, but when a bird as body hot as Miley Cyrus appears in a revealing Vijat Mohindra shot photo on my window sill, it's likely a harbinger of a solid week of the sextastic to come.

So I guess I do believe in omens. And the benefits of Pilates, as evidenced by how Miley has transformed her body from spastically leaning girl to fully erect woman, as it were.

At some point soon I suspect we'll see the whole bare package and really value the benefit of a solid workout regimen. Enjoy.

Miley Cyrus, Arianny Celeste, Kendra Wilkinson Highlight the Hotties at Maxim Hot 100 Party

By Bill Swift | May 16, 2013 @ 10:21 am

Arianny Celeste, Miley Cyrus, and More at Maxim Hot 100 Party in Hollywood

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I think I'm getting too old to complain anymore about these magazine lists of who's the hottest celebrity. So many flaws, so little time to discuss them all. It's an inevitably crooked venture when you first set about to tier the sextastic. And naming somebody The Hottest or The Most Beautiful, even if you weren't doing so for crass publicity reasons, it's a faulty process at best.

Nevertheless, Maxim still knows how to throw a party that gets some good looking women to attend. As they did last night for their Hot 100 List, including Miley Cyrus, the winner of said naming, UFC Ring Girl extraordinaire, Arianny Celeste, and former stripper turned stripper, Kendra Wilkinson, who put on her best face and body for the event celebrating good looks. Can't say I got my invitation, but someday when I've got a whippersnapper nipping at my heels, I'll probably not invite them to my events either. Everybody hates their future replacement. Enjoy.

Katie Holmes Sideboob, Jessica Alba Cleave, and Miley Cyrus’ Annie Lennox Look Highlight the 2013 Met Gala

By Bill Swift | May 7, 2013 @ 9:47 am

Anne Hathaway, Miley Cyrus, Taylor Swift, and More at 2013 Met Gala

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Nice to see my girl Katie Holmes back in the mix, flashing some skin by way of sideboob at the fancy pants 2013 Met Gala last night in New York. The Met Gala is one of the biggest highfalutin celebrity events of the year, with a ton of A-listers showing up in their designer gowns for the Big Apples biggest red carpet.

Besides Katie we couldn't help but notice Miley Cyrus calling upon an 80's Euro-pop vibe, Anne Hathaway, Jessica Alba showing some cleave, Kate Beckinsale, Taylor Swift, and a bunch of other top tier celebs showing off their finest. It's kind of like the very first sequence in a recurring R.E.M. sleep fantasy of mine, the one right before the the robbers break in and force all the girls to hand over their fancy frocks. I could tell you what happens next, but this is a family site. Enjoy.

Miley Cyrus Hot Body Body of Work for V Magazine

By Bill Swift | May 1, 2013 @ 9:54 am

Miley Cyrus Underboob and Covered Topless in V Magazine May 2013

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Don't think Miley Cyrus hasn't been hitting Pilates and yoga and even cutting back to just a few smokes a day for no reason. She's built herself one very tight, taut little short person body in Tinsel Town that's undeniably toward the top of the charts. And even as a semi-spastic gravel voiced pop diva, she's going to be recognized for that body. She deserves that. And she is doing just that in the new edition of V magazine.

The results are really quite stellar. While the hair remains something of a post-latent teen rebel silly bit of business, there's no denying that I'm quite jealous of Miley touching her own fabulous litte funbags and showing off her legs and midriff and other stretches of hot celebrity skin. She's all grown up and looking good. I can not hate. I can only leer. Enjoy.

MILEY ALSO LOOKING SEXTASTIC IN THE NEW EDITION OF ELLE

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Miley Cyrus Flashes Legs in Short Shorts and Stripper Heels

By Bill Swift | April 23, 2013 @ 9:41 am

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Not that Miley Cyrus wasn't raised in stripper heels, but they do become her I must say, especially since the Tennessee girl started really hitting the workouts something serious a year or so ago. Combine her future working shoes with some good old school Daisy Dukes, and despite not being mighty in stature, the gravel voiced pop diva caught the attention of every camera within shooting distance. Hot legs will do that. And fame. And the combination of both.

I'm not quite sure what Miley's current engagement status is, but I'm sure it wouldn't be considered rude of me to ask Miley for a little pat and dry of those stems of her just out of the shower. It never hurts to ask. Enjoy.