Miley Cyrus

Miley Cyrus Wild Night Of Pasties, See Through Funbags, And Underboob

Miley Cyrus certainly had herself one wild night of being the center of all things boobtastic attention, appearing in pasties, flashing underboob, and basically just flashing her ta-ta’s quite visibly through a mesh top that hid pretty much nothing. Exhibiting her bare peaches is nothing new for Miley who continues to be the leader in worldwide sports related to body part revealing. Certainly among internationally famous pop stars, she’s raising the bar on what one must, nay, should, do in order to be considered a serious musician. If you got ‘em, flaunt ‘em.

Miley Cyrus is just one lustable little scamp. She takes a lot of flack for basically being just a young twenty-something girl who wants to party and let you watch her intimately while she does. What’s not to like? The moral police need to take a holiday. Not everybody is going to become a doctor or an app designer. The world has plenty of those as it is. I’ll take Miley as-is. She’s a giver in a world of takers. I mean, just look at her funbags. They practically spell benevolence. Enjoy.

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READER FINDS: Emily Ratajkowski Nekkid, Madonna Topless Negatives, Eliza Cummings Topless, and Much Much More…

 
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I think of Reader Finds as the Mayweather-Pacquiao fight only less hype, more goods, and instead of a hundred bucks it’s free. So, in short, better in every possible way. To confirm, you do not have to witness Jamie Foxx singing before Reader Finds. I know. I’m grateful too.

This week’s Reader Finds includes Miley Cyrus crying drunk lesbionic makeout photo (thanks to EgoReader ‘Jay’), my new favorite starlet Becky G. stellar hot (oh, G money, kudos to ‘Amanda’), GOT’s Carice Van Houten preggo and nekkid in a Dutch film (mmmm, Dutch indeed via ‘Steve’), Cato Van Ee topless in Marie Claire Spain (sent over by the lovable ‘anon’), B movie fave Courtney Palm topless for the fishies (brunette boobtastic courtesy of ‘Ian E.’), Delia Shepherd topless Funions on the silver screen (luscious blonde bits via ‘Homey’), Eliza Cummings topless perfection (from the mind of ‘David M.’), Emily Ratajkowski, unconfirmed nekkid social media post up then gone (I tend to believe the power of ‘JJ’), Jenny Lin busty Asian racktastic (ah, the Busty Asian Girls do arouse, thanks ‘James P.’), Karen Young throwback twin bills of twin peaks (thespianic ta-ta’s delivered by ‘David C.’), Keira Knightley topless and spanked (fantastical views via ‘Garber’), contact photo sheets of Madonna topless shot for her Sex book (material girl unclad shot putted in by ‘Dewey’), Mary Louise Parker topless roundup from the kind bud show (MLP boobtastic stacked up by ‘Henry L.’), a double header of early 80′s action-ta-ta star Sandahl Bergman (they don’t make ‘em like they used to, thanks ‘Evan’), more throwback funbags of Stacy Haiduk (wowzers perfection spotted by ‘Owen’), Valerie Kaprisky topless because the 80′s were epic (au natural natties provided by ‘Stephen A.’), and last, but not least, Veronica Paul topless and not super happy in the tub (more luscious lady humps via ‘Tyler’). Man, this is a long list of fine female forms undressed. Only take on this funbag challenge if you’re strong of heart and clear of purpose. Also, if you like nekkid hot girls. Enjoy.

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Miley Cyrus And Zoe Kravitz Play Cards In Their Underwear For New Music Video

I don’t know what Zoe Kravitz and her band’s new song or music video is about, I probably won’t investigate much farther than noting Miley Cyrus in her thong and Zoe Kravitz in her underwear playing cards because of a deep meaning that just has to be expressed. I completely understand such needs for expression. As a matter of fact, I’m feeling something quite like that now staring at these two in their underthings. I’m not about to break into song, but I am feeling quite inspired.

I’m not sure exactly when music videos became mostly visual displays of half-nekkid young women, but it was certainly an improvement for the better. Remember how the music used to be kind of good and the videos sucked? Now it’s time we tried the other way around. Al Gore didn’t invent high speed Internet connections so we could listen to visual media. It’s meant to be seen. Right now I’m seeing Miley in her thong. This music sounds good. Enjoy.

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Miley Cyrus Bikini Top Is Kind of A Lot of Clothes For Her

Miley Cyrus wearing clothes? Well, just a bikini top, but this is a departure from her recent visits to Celebrityville Ogling Station where she’s been wearing a tad bit less and flashing her buttercups. But, this was in public and the children’s interest had to be served. So Miley kept her bikini top on as she hiked about or whatever it is these crazy kids do on their days off from concert touring and buying houses for their aunts and uncles.

Miley Cyrus shook up the pop diva world a bit last week with her V magazine topless photos, proving once again that Miley is at the forefront of blatant and nonchalant exhibitionism of the bodily variety. She’s just daring other famous female celebrities to try and match her skin show. If you don’t think this isn’t providing us collateral sextastic, you’re not thinking clearly. Miley might as well be a paid Egotastic! agent for how much she’s aiding and abetting our master purpose. Not to mention or master bating. Keep up the good work, Agent Miley. The bikini top probably needs to go, but you already know that. Enjoy.

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Miley Cyrus Topless Candids In Her Undies

 
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You may recall that Miley Cyrus quite openly allowed a photographer from V Magazine to follow her everywhere backstage on a segment of her most recent tour. As you would expect, Miley doesn’t wear a lot of clothes onstage or backstage, hence, she was caught in various stages of undress and topless. I wouldn’t call it officially ‘caught’ with Miley Cyrus given that she seems in the least quite content to be seen without her clothes on. Still, these photos are quite raw and in the flesh candids of the worldwide pop star just being Miley.

Once more I must praise the meme that is Miley. She has raised the bar on exhibition for all other pop divas and female celebrities wishing to get attention. In the old days, some might call her a bad example. In the Egotastic! days, we call this absolutely the best thing ever. Enjoy.

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Miley Cyrus In Sports Bra And Spandex Flashing Her Toned Single Lady Abs

Miley Cyrus is single and ready to mingle. Or at least hike and show off her toned body in a sports bra and Spandex. That’s the modern day equivalent of going to a cocktail mixer. Probably healthier really is you think about the exercise. Certainly healthier for us gentleman oglers who get a chance to peep her toned bare midriff and see her petite body in physical action.

It was just this week Miley announced she and Arnie’s son were taking a break because that sounds better than breaking up. I can’t imagine being the significant other of either of these two celebrities and celebrity kids is any walk in the park. Let alone a hike in tight Spandex and bra tops. But, I digress, and now return simply to inelegant leering. My specialty and primary form of exercise. Miley, you won’t stay single long. Try to revel in your independence. And perhaps some more nudes would be a good start. Enjoy.

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Barely Covered Celebrity Sextastic Stoner Round Up To Celebrate 420

Back in the day I suppose smoking weed was some kind of taboo. We’ve come a long way baby. While politicians and some A-list actors still lie about their dates with the chronic most every contemporary pop and hip hop artist is far more open about smoking and dabbing. It’s still technically illegal so not everybody is as blunt as a Snoop Dogg about puffing tough, but there are plenty of our Egotastic! regular sextastic celebrities who had or did or still do delight in the dank. It’s 420. The day to celebrate the kind herb, unlike every other day of the year when stoners honor the planet slightly more quietly. Enjoy.

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