It’s time, kids. That once a week we all get together with the parachute and flap it around in various formations because it’s raining outside and our teachers are super lazy. Only this parachute contains a full set of sextastic celebrities in various stage of hotness undress. So much better for kids and adults like. I really should be put in charge of bad weather day activities. I’d really turn things around for the happier.
This week’s Reader Finds includes the delightfully hot Nicole Trunfio barely covering her goodies (thank you to EgoReader ‘Nate’ for his contribution), Emmanuelle Seigner topless and covered in milk for skinematics (sweet find from ‘Franklin’), Linda Fiorentino topless in one mega epic bad movie (Linda hotness reigned hard via ‘Thomas T.’), Marie Jose Crozee in the small screen version of The Hunger (lovely tetas provided by ‘Devon’), Marina Shako topless country cowgirl hotness (outdoorsy funbags delivered by ‘Erica’), more Nicole Trunfio glamour shots, this time topless (topless is hard to beat, thanks ‘Orson’), Elsa Patakay topless perfection in the shower (boobtastic blessings from ‘Romeo’), sextastic Beau Garrett topless see-through au natural naughtiness (love the lean ladies does ‘Fredrick E.’), what appears to be Miley Cyrus topless counting money, seems legit, the money part I mean, and a lovely bit of nip slip from Behati Prinsloo post Oscars (both uncovered by helpful ‘David M.’), Amanda Seyfried crazy hot classic shoot (Nordic princess poses via ‘Scott’), and Emily Browning lingerie topless bondage (these only get better, thanks ‘Stephen R.’). I’d recommend perusing this all during your next yard break. You’ll be the hit of Cell Block D. Enjoy.
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Miley Cyrus isn’t the first Hollywood icon to go braless pretty much everywhere, but she’s perhaps the most famous girl of late to promote the commando look that has blessedly swept through Celebrityville these past several years. It’s almost unusual now to see a sextastic lovely under thirty sporting any type of undergarment. It’s almost as if my prayers have been answered.
Just on a grocery shopping trip, Miley sees no need for undergarments beneath a tight red sweater that is only visible from within five hundred or so feet. Probably one hundred feet to catch sight of her nipples poking beneath. Suffice it to say, she’s no camouflaging her headlights. You might say she’s flaunting them. Once again I maintain, no matter your opinion on the bleached blonde pixie, you have to respect her raising the bar on public exhibitions of celeb skin. It’s not exactly like discovering penicillin, but somebody already did that. Enjoy.
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With all of A-List Hollywood assembled within the thirty mile zone for Oscar weekend, plenty of other outlets took advantage of the talent pool in town to host their own galas and events and generally hot-lady loaded evenings. Including Tom Ford collection for 2030 or something like that. What everybody who spends a ton of money on clothes will be wearing in fifteen years. I’m sure it’s important. I know the red carpet was stacked with show-off decked out hotties like Miley Cyrus, Emily Ratajkowski, Elizabeth Olsen, and Gina Gershon looking like one million Bill Swift Monopoly dollars. And that’s just the tip of the sextastic iceberg.
There’s something to be said for the parade of alluring celebrities who spend the entire Academy Awards weekend with perfect hair and makeup strapped into impossibly tight expensive gowns and covered in jewels. And that thing to be said is, I’m not even close to affording any of them. But when the powers that be escalate that minimum wage floor, don’t think I won’t be getting that much closer. Enjoy.
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Iggy Azalea quit social media today. I’d say it will have some impact if she wasn’t immediately replaced by ten other sextastic celebrities ready to take her digital media space. It’s a jungle out there. Nobody is backing off the social media train if they want to keep growing their following, and there’s still no way better to grow anything than by posting wicked hot selfies and candids of yourself. That remains a plain fact. Thankfully so.
This week’s Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes Miley Cyrus showing off her underboob, Cindy Crawford wicked hot in a bikini, Aubrey O’Day covered topless barely for Valentine’s, Izabel Goulart showing off her crazy taut yoga body, Paris Hilton showing off what just have to be some new sloops, and much much more. You owe it to your failed efforts on the 14th because you didn’t listen to your Uncle Bill to check out each and every one of these crazy alluring self-published candids. Enjoy.
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If you can say anything about Miley Cyrus musical influences, it’s that it’s a blend of the inspiring tween tales and the pornographic visuals. So much so on the latter that hyper-stylized photos of Miley Cyrus taken during her tour will be reviewed, viewed, and otherwise gawked at during the NYC porn film festival. I do revel in the mature themed entertainment from time to time, though I’m not sure I’d attend a festival in its honor. Some relationships a man have ought to remain private.
Nevertheless, I’l be missing out on black and white shots of Miley Cyrus in various stated of duct taped bound and tied and all around not being a good girl as memorialized by photographer Quentin Jones. I’ll say this for the photos, they are daring. Not boring. Perhaps unnerving. But all Miley Cyrus. You can’t take the guts away from her. She’s got more than most in this town. Enjoy.
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I’m not sure if popular music left me or I left popular music, it’s probably the latter, but major music award shows make me feel like I’m in middle school again making fun of some kid who’s listening to horrid music then I later learn he’s made out with the hottest girl in school and then I just feel confused. Damn those precocious boys who figured it all out so early. The Grammy Awards are primarily about the music beloved by young girls so it’s okay that it just seems like an awkward ballet to the rest of us. However, being the Grammy Awards, you know the best and the most boobtastic in the land of music and publicist driven celebrity were going to attend in full force looking fully decked out and faptastic. Indeed.
Ariana Grande, Katy Perry, Nicki Minaj, Kim Kardashian, Paris Hilton, Taylor Swift, and gaggles of other divas and famous ladies with impressive chests and slender dresses made their way onto the Grammy Red Carpet. I’m pretty sure this wasn’t a lineup of music artists students will be studying a hundred years from now, but I’m quite certain they’ll still be digging their pictures. Enjoy.
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My little social media darlings have been quite busy this past week, like hot elves with selfie-machines capturing all their best preens and poses and chesty goodness in various stages of reveal to be sure they don’t lose a day of relevancy in the eyes of their gentleman ogling fans. Quite the thing really. If it hadn’t been invented, we’d have to invent it ourselves.
This week’s Sextastic Twitpic Roundup features Britney Spears in her own lingerie line looking mighty fine, Tallulah Willis slim and sleek in a bikini peek, Miley Cyrus with some post-pasties covering her ta’s, Lady Gaga doing Pilates in her panties, Crystal Hefner in lacy bra close up, and much much more. You owe it to the play not called in the Super Bowl to check out each and every one of these luscious self-promoting ladies of the skin baring variety. Enjoy.
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