Maybe much of that was in my imagination last night, but when Jennifer Lawrence and Elizabeth Banks both showed up to the L.A. premiere of Hunger Games: Catching Fire looking so incredibly hot, I just figured they were going to start making out on the red carpet. In my mind, all hot women just start swapping spit with one another because they can’t control their Sapphic passions.
Sadly, it did not come to fruition last night at the film premiere, though individually, Jennifer and Elizabeth both struck quite the visually inspiring poses for the paparazzi. I’ve already committed to seeing this film simply on the basis of Jennifer Lawrence in a tight body suit. That’s worth the three dollars I pay my faithful usher Stewart to let me in the back door of the theater. Enjoy.
I don’t know about where you are, but here in Tinsel Town, it’s hotter than Hell. Well, probably closely approximating Hell, both in climate and clientele. It’s a good time to be inside near the air-conditioning, cuddling up with a lovely bit of celebrity skin on film, with a roadmap for such inside adventures courtesy of our friends at Mr. Skin.
This week’s Mr. Skin Minute features Gwyneth Paltrow not topless in Iron Man 3, but most definitely without clothes on in Shakespeare in Love, Elizabeth Banks and her faptastic bare arse in The Detail now on Blu-Ray, and another look at Rose Leslie baring all in Game of Thrones (that’s a keeper). Savor the tasty treats. Enjoy.
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If there’s one thing I lust, it’s veteran hot celebrity women who just seem to grow more desirable as time passes. Oh, super underrated MILFs like Elizabeth Banks, who when you throw in a short tight dress and a bicycle ride, transforms from a mere object d’ lust, into a true detailed fantasy mom.
Granted, Elizabeth is decked out so on the set of her new film, Walk of Shame, but, then, that title only adds to the imagination machine in the brain which is cranking out all sorts of thoughts of Ms. Banks riding toward us on her two-wheeler for a little ‘teach the staring young men on the block a lesson’ type activities. Oh, the shame we would generate. Lots and lots of shame, covered in remorse, with a heaping of regret ladled over top like gravy over mashed potatoes. Elizabeth could probably never show her face again. We would tell everybody. And probably write a book about it, with pictures. Oh, man, this is getting out of hand. Enjoy.
We do have quite the fondness and especially naughty male affection for the all grown up and super hot Elizabeth Banks, on set of the upcoming film, Walk of Shame, and reminding us that a walk away from her house in the morning would be anything but.
Something about the skin tight yellow dress on a veteran hottie that reminds us how much we super dig the ladies with a little maturity to combine with their killer tight worked out bodies, the alluring MILFs of our PTA dreams, who punish with one hand, and reward with the other. Now, I may just be dreaming, but after checking out Elizabeth in that dress, how can you not? Enjoy.
It’s good to be President.
Even though the Correspondents Dinner each year is hosted by the media, let’s face it, you’re not getting a bunch of Hollywood hotties to fly across the country to the swamplands along the Potomac to hang with a bunch of press nerds. They’re there to flaunt it for Obama, and flaunt they did, including Rosario Dawson who flashed almost every allowable inch of her pushed up and out funbags in the direction of the Commander in Chief. And Elizabeth Banks just looked all kinds of grown up veteran hot. Throw in supermodel Irina Shayk who I’m sure was involved in some high level foreign policy discussions after dinner, and you had quite a hotness headliner act firming up the Executive Branch, as it were, at the black-tie affair.
Now, we do our best to stay away from politics and religion on Egotastic!, because that’s the kind of stuff that people have been arguing slash killing each other over for thousands of years, and, let’s be real, widespread bloody human massacres can be a real boner killer, but when the sextastic celebrities, we will go anywhere to bring them to you. Enjoy.
Last night featured not one, but two big time red carpet premieres with The Hunger Games debuting in London, where it’s sure to be as monster an opening week as in the U.S., and the television series Mad Men celebrating its season premiere at the Cinerama Dome in Hollywood. The spectacularly hot Jennifer Lawrence and the most undoubtedly under-rated veteran hottie Elizabeth Banks just looked one bazillion bucks on the crimson strut-way in London, while the newly MILFtastic January Jones and yet more underrated hotness in the sextastic guise of Jessica Pare held their own, old school style, for the 60′s timepiece boob tube season premiere.
Which duo would you prefer climbing into your limousine after the swank premieres? I started to think of this myself, when suddenly a new fiendish word came to mind — Fivesome! Enjoy.
Somehow, the Hunger Games marketing team has managed to convince both guys and girls that this is a movie they must see which means that this film is going to gross oodles and buckets of cash. And, more importantly, oodles and buckets of sexy celebrities came out to pimp the film on the red carpet of the world premiere last night in Los Angeles, led by the film’s star, Jennifer Lawrence, who is just all kinds of 24 x 7 hot, with last night being no exception. Jennifer gives us Hunger Games of another kind, if you know what I’m saying (and I don’t even exactly know myself what I’m saying, but if it sounds naughty, borderline perverted, then you get my point).
Other sextastic celebs in attendance included an unusually dolled up and cleavetastic Miley Cyrus, a pleasant surprise, along with underrated veteran hottie Elizabeth Banks, sweet brunette yummy delicious Odette Yustman, our farm system favorite, Shailene Woodley, and don’t you know puppet master Kris Jenner got Kylie Jenner and Kendall Jenner into super short dresses for yet another red carpet photo-fest. We can’t comment on the girls not yet of age, other than to say if we did comment, we’d likely be arrested. Enjoy.