Elizabeth Banks

Gwyneth Paltrow Topless, Elizabeth Banks Booty, and Rose Leslie Redux in the Mr. Skin Minute (VIDEO)

 
By Bill Swift | May 3, 2013 @ 10:22 am
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I don't know about where you are, but here in Tinsel Town, it's hotter than Hell. Well, probably closely approximating Hell, both in climate and clientele. It's a good time to be inside near the air-conditioning, cuddling up with a lovely bit of celebrity skin on film, with a roadmap for such inside adventures courtesy of our friends at Mr. Skin.

This week's Mr. Skin Minute features Gwyneth Paltrow not topless in Iron Man 3, but most definitely without clothes on in Shakespeare in Love, Elizabeth Banks and her faptastic bare arse in The Detail now on Blu-Ray,  and another look at Rose Leslie baring all in Game of Thrones (that's a keeper). Savor the tasty treats. Enjoy.

(Do not forget that Mr. Skin discounted membership for mom for Mother's Day. She does not need flowers yet again. Trust.)

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Elizabeth Banks Riding a Bike in a Short Tight Dress Cracks My Top 10 New Fantasies

By Bill Swift | February 6, 2013 @ 10:28 am
Elizabeth Banks Rides a Bike in a Tight Dress on 'Walk of Shame' Set
Elizabeth Banks Rides a Bike in a Tight Dress on 'Walk of Shame' Set
Elizabeth Banks Rides a Bike in a Tight Dress on 'Walk of Shame' Set
Elizabeth Banks Rides a Bike in a Tight Dress on 'Walk of Shame' Set
Elizabeth Banks Rides a Bike in a Tight Dress on 'Walk of Shame' Set
Elizabeth Banks Rides a Bike in a Tight Dress on 'Walk of Shame' Set
Elizabeth Banks Rides a Bike in a Tight Dress on 'Walk of Shame' Set
Elizabeth Banks Rides a Bike in a Tight Dress on 'Walk of Shame' Set
Elizabeth Banks Rides a Bike in a Tight Dress on 'Walk of Shame' Set
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If there's one thing I lust, it's veteran hot celebrity women who just seem to grow more desirable as time passes. Oh, super underrated MILFs like Elizabeth Banks, who when you throw in a short tight dress and a bicycle ride, transforms from a mere object d' lust, into a true detailed fantasy mom.

Granted, Elizabeth is decked out so on the set of her new film, Walk of Shame, but, then, that title only adds to the imagination machine in the brain which is cranking out all sorts of thoughts of Ms. Banks riding toward us on her two-wheeler for a little 'teach the staring young men on the block a lesson' type activities. Oh, the shame we would generate. Lots and lots of shame, covered in remorse, with a heaping of regret ladled over top like gravy over mashed potatoes. Elizabeth could probably never show her face again. We would tell everybody. And probably write a book about it, with pictures. Oh, man, this is getting out of hand. Enjoy.

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Well, Hello Elizabeth Banks in a Skin Tight Yellow Dress

By Bill Swift | January 17, 2013 @ 8:57 am
Elizabeth Banks in a Skin-Tight Yellow Dress on Set of 'Walk of Shame' in LA
Elizabeth Banks in a Skin-Tight Yellow Dress on Set of 'Walk of Shame' in LA
Elizabeth Banks in a Skin-Tight Yellow Dress on Set of 'Walk of Shame' in LA
Elizabeth Banks in a Skin-Tight Yellow Dress on Set of 'Walk of Shame' in LA
Elizabeth Banks in a Skin-Tight Yellow Dress on Set of 'Walk of Shame' in LA
Elizabeth Banks in a Skin-Tight Yellow Dress on Set of 'Walk of Shame' in LA
Elizabeth Banks in a Skin-Tight Yellow Dress on Set of 'Walk of Shame' in LA
Elizabeth Banks in a Skin-Tight Yellow Dress on Set of 'Walk of Shame' in LA
Elizabeth Banks in a Skin-Tight Yellow Dress on Set of 'Walk of Shame' in LA
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We do have quite the fondness and especially naughty male affection for the all grown up and super hot Elizabeth Banks, on set of the upcoming film, Walk of Shame, and reminding us that a walk away from her house in the morning would be anything but.

Something about the skin tight yellow dress on a veteran hottie that reminds us how much we super dig the ladies with a little maturity to combine with their killer tight worked out bodies, the alluring MILFs of our PTA dreams, who punish with one hand, and reward with the other. Now, I may just be dreaming, but after checking out Elizabeth in that dress, how can you not? Enjoy.

WHEN ELIZABETH BANKS TURNS IT ON, SHE REALLY TURNS IT LOOSE
Elizabeth Banks Jason Bell Photoshoot
Elizabeth Banks Jason Bell Photoshoot
Elizabeth Banks Jason Bell Photoshoot
Elizabeth Banks Jason Bell Photoshoot
Elizabeth Banks Jason Bell Photoshoot
Elizabeth Banks Jason Bell Photoshoot
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Rosario Dawson Boobtastic, Elizabeth Banks Hotness, and Irina Shayk Sextastic Highlight W.H. Correspondents Dinner

By Bill Swift | April 30, 2012 @ 9:23 am
Rosario Dawson White House Correspondants' Dinner
Irina Shayk White House Correspondants' Dinner
Elizabeth Banks White House Correspondants' Dinner
Rosario Dawson White House Correspondants' Dinner
Irina Shayk White House Correspondants' Dinner
Elizabeth Banks White House Correspondants' Dinner
Rosario Dawson White House Correspondants' Dinner
Irina Shayk White House Correspondants' Dinner
Elizabeth Banks White House Correspondants' Dinner
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It's good to be President.

Even though the Correspondents Dinner each year is hosted by the media, let's face it, you're not getting a bunch of Hollywood hotties to fly across the country to the swamplands along the Potomac to hang with a bunch of press nerds. They're there to flaunt it for Obama, and flaunt they did, including Rosario Dawson who flashed almost every allowable inch of her pushed up and out funbags in the direction of the Commander in Chief. And Elizabeth Banks just looked all kinds of grown up veteran hot. Throw in supermodel Irina Shayk who I'm sure was involved in some high level foreign policy discussions after dinner, and you had quite a hotness headliner act firming up the Executive Branch, as it were, at the black-tie affair.

Now, we do our best to stay away from politics and religion on Egotastic!, because that's the kind of stuff that people have been arguing slash killing each other over for thousands of years, and, let's be real, widespread bloody human massacres can be a real boner killer, but when the sextastic celebrities, we will go anywhere to bring them to you. Enjoy.

ROSARIO DAWSON DOES NOT SHOW OFF NEARLY ENOUGH
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Battle Red Carpet: Hunger Games Sextastic vs. Mad Men Classic Hotties

By Bill Swift | March 15, 2012 @ 8:29 am
Elizabeth Banks Yellow Sexy at Hunger Games Premiere in London
Jennifer Lawrence Hot Golden Girl at London Hunger Games Premiere
Jennifer Lawrence Hot Golden Girl at London Hunger Games Premiere
Elizabeth Banks Yellow Sexy at Hunger Games Premiere in London
Elizabeth Banks Yellow Sexy at Hunger Games Premiere in London
Jennifer Lawrence Hot Golden Girl at London Hunger Games Premiere
Jessica Pare Looking Hot at the Mad Men Season Premiere
Jessica Pare Looking Hot at the Mad Men Season Premiere
January Jones Glamorous Hot at Mad Men Season Premiere
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Last night featured not one, but two big time red carpet premieres with The Hunger Games debuting in London, where it's sure to be as monster an opening week as in the U.S., and the television series Mad Men celebrating its season premiere at the Cinerama Dome in Hollywood. The spectacularly hot Jennifer Lawrence and the most undoubtedly under-rated veteran hottie Elizabeth Banks just looked one bazillion bucks on the crimson strut-way in London, while the newly MILFtastic January Jones and yet more underrated hotness in the sextastic guise of Jessica Pare held their own, old school style, for the 60's timepiece boob tube season premiere. 

Which duo would you prefer climbing into your limousine after the swank premieres? I started to think of this myself, when suddenly a new fiendish word came to mind -- Fivesome! Enjoy.

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Jennifer Lawrence and Miley Cyrus Lead List of Hollywood Hotties Out for ‘Hunger Games’ Premiere

By Bill Swift | March 13, 2012 @ 8:41 am
Jennifer Lawrence The Hunger Games Premiere
Jennifer Lawrence The Hunger Games Premiere
Elizabeth Banks The Hunger Games Premiere
Kendall and Kylie Jenner The Hunger Games Premiere
Kendall and Kylie Jenner The Hunger Games Premiere
Miley Cyrus The Hunger Games Premiere
Odette Yustman The Hunger Games Premiere
Shailene Woodley The Hunger Games Premiere
Elizabeth Banks The Hunger Games Premiere
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Somehow, the Hunger Games marketing team has managed to convince both guys and girls that this is a movie they must see which means that this film is going to gross oodles and buckets of cash. And, more importantly, oodles and buckets of sexy celebrities came out to pimp the film on the red carpet of the world premiere last night in Los Angeles, led by the film's star, Jennifer Lawrence, who is just all kinds of 24 x 7 hot, with last night being no exception. Jennifer gives us Hunger Games of another kind, if you know what I'm saying (and I don't even exactly know myself what I'm saying, but if it sounds naughty, borderline perverted, then you get my point).

Other sextastic celebs in attendance included an unusually dolled up and cleavetastic Miley Cyrus, a pleasant surprise, along with underrated veteran hottie Elizabeth Banks, sweet brunette yummy delicious Odette Yustman, our farm system favorite, Shailene Woodley, and don't you know puppet master Kris Jenner got Kylie Jenner and Kendall Jenner into super short dresses for yet another red carpet photo-fest. We can't comment on the girls not yet of age, other than to say if we did comment, we'd likely be arrested. Enjoy.

 

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What to Expect When ‘What to Expect When You’re Expecting’ Hits the Theaters (Hide!)

By Bill Swift | January 27, 2012 @ 11:46 am
Brooklyn Decker Poster for What to Expect When You're Expecting
Cameron Diaz Poster for What to Expect When You're Expecting
Elizabeth Banks Poster for What to Expect When You're Expecting
Jennifer Lopez Poster for What to Expect When You're Expecting
Anna Kendrick Poster for What to Expect When You're Expecting
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Brooklyn Decker Topless
Brooklyn Decker Topless Photoshoot
Now This Is How Brooklyn Should Be Seen! 7 Photos »

It's ball check time. And I'm not talking P.E. teacher inventory. You know what I'm saying. 

May 18th, the estrogen-laden What to Expect When You're Expecting comes out in theaters in the U.S. If you attend this film, and I'm speaking to the men among us now, you might just trade those twin jewels in for a gift bag of potpourri scents, because in the very least, emasculation ought to smell like a spring morning.

That being said, for the preggo fetishists among us, well, we'd be remiss if we didn't share the only male-redeemable elements to this film: Brooklyn Decker, Elizabeth Banks, Jennifer Lopez, Anna Kendrick, and Cameron Diaz. Now imagine them pregnant, or picture them in these promo pics for the film. 

Enjoy your kink-fantasy fun time. But, under no circumstances, without a fake mustache, a sombrero, and a legal name change, should you be seen entering a venue to watch this movie. Don't forsake the jewels.

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