Taylor Swift

Taylor Swift Looks Good, Damn Good, at ‘One Chance’ Premiere

Taylor Swift is not everybody's cup of tea. There are a few obviously personality issues that I can see people taking umbrage against. But unless she happens to be your ex-girlfriend holding a grudge against you and writing nasty lyrics to your detriment, I think you, like I, should let it slide and just try to delight in how tall and hot she can look when all decked out and showing off what just has to be some relatively recently augmented funbags.

Just the fact that Taylor Swift is half a foot taller than almost all of her peers makes her stand out well enough, but getting into showy dresses for venues such as the Toronto Film Festival, well, you can see why Hollywood guys go for her even knowing she's probably going to end up being their much regretted former fling. Enjoy.

Taylor Swift Has Legs But She Doesn’t Exactly Know How to Use Them

In a celebrity world filled with shorter than average people (yes, it's true, most of Hollywood is Seacrest and under in terms of stature), Taylor Swift ever stands out as a long-legged diva. She's always a solid four to six inches taller than the girls she's standing next to at any given event. And she's not shy about showing off those long, let's call them delicious, legs.

Taylor's yet to find her stride in terms of sextastic appeal. Still a bit of an awkward teen still though well into her 20's. Someday, she's going to figure out how to work those gams precisely, and leg men such as myself are going to injure ourselves somewhat seriously. I can't wait really. Enjoy.

Lady Gaga, Katy Perry, Miley Cyrus, Rita Ora As the 2013 MTV Video Music Awards Red Carpets Roll In

You know I simply refuse to watch this show. MTV doesn't even cover music anymore, but somehow they still run the pretense of being a voice for popular music and teenaged girls seem to still be buying it. Which means all the big names still need to show up big each year and the divas need their exhibition dues. That is where I pay attention. I care not for what the fashion and wardrobe and accessory set say about the gowns, but I do care to see some of our favorite sextastic celebrities gracing the red carpet of any big awards show.

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Stay tuned as the red carpet photos from the 2013 Video Music Awards red carpet continue to roll in...

Taylor Swift Brings Her Red Hot Show to Los Angeles

I'll say this for Taylor Swift, for a show designed primarily for little girls, she does give the grown men a little something something to consider. While she's not the most curvaceous gal in the world, and she's definitely not providing much raunch factor, she is doing her best to hold her own against the stage show likes of Beyonce and Miley Cyrus and Gwen Stefani and other pop divas bouncing and gyrating an bending about their stage routines in form fitting outfits. Not exactly R-rated, but not like you're not going to notice her in leather shorts prancing about either.

I get the feeling Taylor Swift would be something of a high maintenance girlfriend, but for maybe just one night of romance, one night of unbridled passion, one night of Taylor Swift perhaps accidentally banging her noggin' into door post and forgetting about who she is, well, that could be something worthy writing a song about. Enjoy.

Taylor Swift Shows Off Her Bottom Humps in Leather at Soldier Field

Taylor Swift is a G-rated girl in an R-rated world. There's no doubt about that. There's also no reason to believe we won't be ogling when she gives us a little PG moment every now and then in concert, as she did last night at Soldier FIeld in Chicago in a reasonably tight pair of leather shorts that highlighted her never exposed derriere.

We just know there's a big bad booty lurking in there somewhere, dying to get out. Or, maybe, we're just dying to release it. Either way, the Kraken cheeks need to see the light of day. Or night, in our boudoir, as we prepare to become the future subjects of an angry Taylor Swift song. It'd be worth it. Enjoy.

Taylor Swift Bikini Pictures a Little Bit Granny a Little Bit Sextastic Rock and Roll

I can't say these are the most outrageous bikini pictures ever of Taylor Swift, but with the tween friendly music artist, you really don't get a lot of skin. The sheer thong swimsuit is coming out any time soon. And not that Taylor doesn't have a nice enough female form to handle it, just take a gander at her goodies. But she's either a true old fashioned throwback, or she's just being told by somebody in management to look like a very proper girl.

So, the old fashioned bikini which I'm sure some of you will tell me is some super designer chic thing, but I will tell you resembles the two piece my grandma used to bust out once a year off-the-strip in Vegas for our annual $100 or less weekend getaways. That diva body deserves a little better. Enjoy.

Taylor Swift Leggy Red Tour Hits New Jersey

I'll say this for Taylor Swift, with those legs and that swagger, she's going to keep getting and dumping boyfriends to the tune of several more albums before all is said and done.

Taylor's Red Tour wound it's way through the Garden State where Taylor showed that her show is much more than just her silly songs, it's Taylor in various costumes prancing about the stage showing off her gams and trying to look grown up sexy. It's mostly working for me, and to see it without having to go to the concert (blessedly), that is a fortunate circumstance Enjoy.