Taylor Swift

Taylor Swift Shows Off Her Legs In New York

Taylor Swift is a gorgeous girl in many different ways but if you made me pick her best feature, I’d have to say it’s her legs. Lucky for us she likes to show them off. Taylor was in New York and went out on the town in a very revealing pair of shorts. It’s an interesting choice because I live in New York and it’s still the tiniest bit cold here. This makes me think that Taylor is willing to suffer a little discomfort so that the rest of us can enjoy her legs. What a humanitarian. The color and texture of her skin can only be described as creamy. Her legs look like one of those food sculptors from the Food Network carved them out of white chocolate for some throwdown show or whatever. I love white chocolate and I like a long pair of “gams”, as my grandfather would say. Yes, my grandfather was a 1940′s private eye.

I think Taylor should never wear a full set of pants. Her gifts, besides writing catchy tunes and being generally hot, is those legs. It would be a shame to hide them away in a pair of jeans.

Taylor Swift Long and Lean and Leggy and Lovely in Manhattan

Everybody is declaring their fashion joy at how Taylor Swift is defining Spring in Manhattan. I have absolutely no idea what that means, other than unlike the native East Coasters, Taylor spent her winter working out and keeping her body lean and her legs long and toned so she was ready to go when the thermometers hit their first shorts weather day in The Big Apple. And she was ready to go.

I’ve been drooling over Taylor Swift’s legs for some time now. While it’s easy to mock her personal behavior at times, it’s much more difficult to imagine contorting her legs into a pretzel like position and covering with ballpark mustard for an afternoon of condiment heaven. I always take the more challenging path. I’d like to take it with Taylor Swift, in short shorts. Or less. Enjoy.

Shakira, Olivia Munn, Carrie Underwood, Taylor Swift, and Miranda Lambert’s Funbags Lead List of Nice Sights at Country Music Awards

I’m pretty sure the Academy of Country Music Awards holds their ceremonies about five times a year now. At last it seems like these country awards are going on nonstop throughout the year. But I think this is the big one, or one of the big ones, in Vegas and bringing out all the big names in country, or the big names in hotness at least, which is far more important.

The parade of beauties included Shakira, Taylor Swift, Carrie Underwood, Miranda Lambert, Olivia Munn who I don’t think sings country but was super cleavy, and a gaggle more of super sextastic decked out women who wouldn’t love me even if I played guitar and crooned about how hard it is to do something basic. It’d be easier to make fun of country music if they didn’t have such super good looking women. Sort of like making fun of the dude in high school who got all the girls. Sour grapes, I know. Enjoy.

Taylor Swift and Lorde Have a Leg-Off on the Beach

While not quite as many boys are discovering themselves to wall posters of Lorde as they did, say, Katy Perry or Carrie Underwood, the talented teen Kiwi is still a young lady of rather large real talent, and not incredibly shy about a little exhibition time at the beach with her new bestie, Taylor Swift. I’d mostly like to shoot myself now for using the word ‘bestie’ but not before I get another peek at Taylor’s own stems, which I do adore, even if I know she’s probably use them to choke me to death then write a song about how she can’t find any decent boys with strong necks to love her.

These two are quite a pair. Beach-faring leggy young ladies with about eight bazillion clams worth of popular music talent between them. I admire successful young women. Usually from behind a tree with binoculars. Enjoy.

Taylor Swift and I Should Go Dancing One Day

My moves may be straight out of cabbage patch town, but I could step it up to get close to the long dancer legs of Taylor Swift, who may have cut her hair shorter, much to the delight of magazines who seem to live and die with celebrity haircuts, but has kept her toned legs nice and long, the longest in the pop diva marketplace really. You only need see Taylor up against her peers to realize she’s a solid six to nine inches past the other shorty hotties we lust. It’s really and truly all in the legs.

Taylor has been working out some new routines this week in Los Angeles, hitting the studio daily in her short skirts to take flight in her new moves. While it’s easy to mock Taylor Swift for her personal flaws, it’s much more difficult to run your index finger all the way from her heel up to her sacred Swift regions. I’m choosing to focus my energies on the latter. Enjoy.

Taylor Swift Rocks Out for the Kids, But Pleases the Grown Men in Jolly Old England

Her songs and style and whole silly stage show might be meant for her younger skewing audience, but there’s no doubt Taylor Swift has some allure in her bag of long legged tricks for the older lads and blokes among the crowd at her 02 arena concert in London. The costumes and get-ups are a bit much, and I’m not sure Taylor actually plays electric guitar, but she seems quite earnest in her shtick and wardrobe, so I’m willing to stare at her gams and long writhing body on stage and pretend it’s all part of some secretly grown up sensual act designed to provoke the lesser angels like myself.

Taylor Swift has become somewhat of a controversial figure over the past few years for her high maintenance girlfriend routine, but, it’s times like these it’s good to remind yourself you’re not actually dating her, just staring at her and pretending you have one night alone with her in her London hotel giving her a full body massage, from lipstick to toenails. See, there, that’s much better. Enjoy.

Paula Patton, Taylor Swift, and Shannon Elizabeth Led List of Hotties at Pre-Grammys Salute to Something

Honestly, there were so many pre-Grammy parties over the weekend, it’s impossible to keep track. They all honored somebody or something very worthy I’m certain. I know the chicken was overcooked at most events and it was impossible to get a drink or three. Still, the hotties came out which means our periscopes were raised, both literally and figuratively, including this Industry Icons event where Paula Patton, Shannon Elizabeth, Taylor Swift, Miley Cyrus, and many others came out to show off their cleavage, the best cause of all really.

As much as I lambaste awards season, it is also high season for decked out sextastic celebrities. If that’s your thing, it’s one of mine, then this is your high season as well. And you didn’t even have to pay $500 a ticket to get that bad chicken. Enjoy.