Taylor Swift

Sextastic Twitpic Roundup Includes Rihanna Naughty, Kendall Jenner Booty, Kate Upton See-Through, and Much Much More…

By Bill Swift | May 3, 2012 @ 12:24 pm

Kendall and Kylie Jenner in Matching Pink Dresses

Taylor Swift Dresses Up with Her Friends

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A wise man might have predicted a year ago that the phenomenon of celebrities taking naughty or alluring photos of themselves would have slowly died down, what with all the public and private and backchannel scandals. Thankfully, Egotastic! has no wise men among us. We knew the trend was headed right in the opposite direction. Not only did we predict it, we lit candles and prayed for it.

This week's Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes just a bevy of self-photo'ed celebrity hotness including Rihanna making it rain in a naughty strip club manner, Kendall Jenner in an impossibly tight dress and a bikini, Ashley Tisdale bikini vacation photos, Kate Upton see-through top, and just a bunch more self-published pics that you really must see from a bunch of famous chicks who lust themselves almost as much as you do. Enjoy.

Carrie Underwood and Taylor Swift Shine Like Sextastic Stars at American Country Music Awards

By Bill Swift | April 2, 2012 @ 11:12 am

Taylor Swift Academy of Country Music Awards

Carrie Underwood Academy of Country Music Awards

Nicole Kidman Academy of Country Music Awards

LeAnn Rimes Academy of Country Music Awards

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I'll say this for country music, while I don't quite relate to the melodramatic twangs of country living, I can relate to the large number of super hot women in and around the country music scene. Sextastic girls in tight jeans and boots is never a bad thing. And a few nights a year, those country girls get decked out, as they did last night for the American Country Music Awards in Vegas, where the likes of Taylor Swift, Carrie Underwood, LeAnn Rimes, and even country-by-marriage, Nicole Kidman, shone like sweet hot stars in the night reminding us that unless we got a platinum country album on our resume, we're probably never getting in their pants. Or dresses.

But we do get to ogle. They can never take that away from us. Enjoy.

WE REALLY DON'T TALK (OR LEER) ENOUGH ABOUT CARRIE UNDERWOOD

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Weekly Sextastic Twitpic Roundup Features Aly Michalka and Kim Kardashian and Much More…

By Bill Swift | March 14, 2012 @ 12:16 pm

Ashley Benson, Rachel Corine and Vanessa Hudgens Lift Up Tops

Bar Refaeli Bikini Bottom Photoshoot Peek

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After doing a bunch of these weekly Twitpic roundups now, we're starting to get a feel for who the sextastic celebrities are who just can't get enough of being photographed, so they take photos of themselves. Kim Kardashian is obvious. If a camera doesn't film her for more than an hour she starts to get nervous and starts posing for her own cell phone cam in the mirror. Her half-sisters Kylie Jenner and Kendall Jenner now in that same category. Coco, natch. Adrianne Curry, double natch. But also some unexpected surprises.

Check out this week's sextastic twitpic roundup and see who's pimping their own bad-selves on camera.

Taylor Swift Turns Bondi Beach Into Some G-Rated Ogle Worthiness

By Bill Swift | March 12, 2012 @ 11:50 am

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Bondi Beach really is one of the best leering destinations in this world. Were it not for a minor arrest there after an obvious misunderstanding involving a pair of binoculars and a tube sock with a pet name, well, I'd spend far more time there on the lookout for sexy celebrities in hardly any clothing. Thankfully, we have backup. Always have backup. And while we didn't capture much skin, it's ever so hard to do with the demure Taylor Swift, we did get a chance to see the innocent young pop-country diva digging her toes into the sand along the famous Aussie shoreline.

It's not exactly prime time wankathon material, but it can definitely lead to a 'and then, three mojitos later, you wouldn't believe what she did...' kind of day dreams. Those are my favorite. Enjoy.

TAYLOR SWIFT DOES DOLL UP NICELY, OR IS THAT NICE?

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Taylor Swift Bikini Pictures For the Rare Appearance of Swift-Skin!

By Bill Swift | March 6, 2012 @ 10:01 am

Taylor Swift Bikini Pictures in Australia

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Pear shaped, yes, but holy bikini shots, Taylor Swift. This is probably the most skin we've seen from Taylor Swift since, well, ever.

The normally demure, innocent, guitar strumming singer of mega hits I've never heard, and pretty much biggest music artist for young girls around the world actually got into a real bikini during her tour stop in Australia to let her previously un-sunned skin see the light of day. This is actually kind of glorious. And goodliness. And just plain time to check out Taylor Swift. Enjoy.

UNTIL NOW, WE'VE HAD ONE SINGLE TAYLOR BIKINI PICTURE TO LIVE OFF OF

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Taylor Swift Gets About As Sexy As She Will Allow in Upcoming Vogue

By Bill Swift | January 19, 2012 @ 12:02 pm

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We know there's a silent army out there of Taylor Swift fans. Well, not so silent, we kind of hear the low, plaintiff wails of grunts and groans set against the acoustic backdrop of some truly saccharine country-pop music, but we're currently taking medication to try and eliminate those sounds from our skull.

Nevertheless, you are out there. The Taylor Swifters who endlessly watch the little diva to see if and when some of her innocent girl dresses will rapturously fall to pieces and reveal some Taylor Skin, which I would not recommend holding your breath for, but if you're in midst of auto-erotic asphyxiation over her pictorial in the upcoming edition of Vogue, okay, you might as well keep holding. Pain is pleasure. Enjoy.