Taylor Swift

Taylor Swift and Her Lengthy Legs of Temptation Hit the Streets of L.A.

They're back. Those sextastic long toned legs on Taylor Swift that I'm not quite sure she knows how to use, but I definitely know she's aware men would like to teach her. At least, that's how I fantasize it going down.

Taylor really does have some of the finest legs in all of Celebrityville. Not merely because she's taller than most of her fellow ladies in Tinsel Town, not to mention taller than Cruise and Stallone. But she's been working out those gams at yoga and the gym and they are looking mighty ready to do some strangulation type damage on some gentleman she will later pen a horrible song or two about. Still, it'd be worth the ride even for the rough ending. Bless you, summer shorts in the winter. Enjoy.

Taylor Swift Takes Her Luscious Long Legs and Body Hugging Top Out Dancing

Taylor Swift is a solid six inches taller than almost all of her female counterparts in the business, and doesn't she know it. All that extra length is entire in her long legs she loves to show off in short skirts, dresses on stage, or in shorts headed to dance practice in Los Angeles. The fact that Taylor was showing off some of her almost never seen chesty goodness in a tight workout top was quite the bonus.

She really could be quite the exhibitionist champion if she'd only allow it. But, we know she's not comfortable in that role. Which is why we spy so much on her. It's sort of our obligation with the more shy girls. Eventually, skin must be seen. By hook or by crook. It's a rule of nature. And Taylor has many things to be proud of, including those killer stems. Enjoy.

Sofia Vergara Wins the Golden Globes Boobtastic After-Party Awards

Talk about your golden globes, Sofia Vergara has them right here. Sofia easily could have been named the hottie d'jour on the red carpet of the 2014 Golden Globes last night. What she did at the after-party was simply make it a no doubter. Albeit, the lovely likes of Miranda Kerr, Taylor Swift, and a cleavetastic Vanessa Hudgens made a play for the gold medal, nobody was able to keep abreast, as it were, with Sofia and her low cut shiny gown.

At next year's Golden Globes, I hope Sofia sits at my table. I mean, the table I'm assigned to pour water and refill wine glasses. I'm quite certain I would be pouring from her right, even as my left was wandering. Just so damn hot! Enjoy.

Taylor Swift Grocery Shopping Not Exactly Like the Rest of Us

Taylor Swift is just an everyday gal whose long legs I'd like to place tightly around my own form and play Force the Prisoner to Spills His Secrets. She even does her own shopping at the grocery store. Though she doesn't exactly fit in. I'm not sure if it's the outfit or the lipstick or the bodyguard, but she looks different than the other ladies picking up milk and bread.

I'd certainly like to help her with her groceries. Many of my fondest childhood memories involve assisting ladies in the neighborhood in shorter skirts with their groceries. I was the most helpful kid you ever met for the women on my block. For all my efforts, I never got any real action, which sadly provided a window on my future as an adult. Lots of begging, little reward, just like being Taylor's boyfriend. Oh, please let me be next. Enjoy.

Taylor Swift Flashing Legs in Los Angeles

She's got legs though I'm not sure she knows how to use them. Not quiet yet. But pop diva Taylor Swift has definitely got them. She likes to flash her long gams in concert and for photoshoots, but not so often out in public, which makes her little shorts show in Los Angeles quite the treat.

Now I know Taylor gets a lot of complaints on her attitude and that air of high-maintenance girlfriend she gives off. On the other hand, she is six inches taller than all of her peers with grappling long legs that go on forever. She also makes oodles and oodles of cash. I'd let her be my girlfriend for a couple weeks of wrestling time. Some of you are just far too particular. Enjoy.

Taylor Swift Stuns at Royal Affair in London

Even though it's the holidays, we'd be remiss if we missed out on noting how pretty damn wicked hot Taylor Swift looked the other evening all decked out in London for the Winter Whites Gala Dinner. It wasn't just any dinner, it was an event attended by both Prince William, the future king of England, and Bon Jovi, the crown prince of New Jersey. But Taylor owned the night, elegant, but flashing cleave and looking like a million pounds sterling.

At some point, she also sang Living on a Prayer with Prince William, which could've easily ruined the evening if you weren't busy imaging Taylor was your date for the night and maybe didn't realize that hot ciders in Jolly Old England could get you feeling pretty loose. Enjoy.

Aubrey O’Day, Taylor Swift, and Christina Aguilera Lead Our List of 2013 American Music Award Hotties

It's getting tougher and tougher to sit through these American Music Awards every year. Either I'm getting older or the music's getting worse. Or, both. But there's no denying the AMA's, along with the VMA's and The Grammy's, are the big three music award shows in terms of bringing out the pop music world hotties. Pretty much every top diva album seller is in the house and desperate to outshine their peers in sextastic appeal.

For me Aubrey O'Day and her chesty goodness made the evenings. The show definitely could've used a couple dozen more Aubreys, or at least her dress. Taylor Swift also looked pretty damn fine, as did Christina Aguilera, Rihanna, and newcomer Ariana Grande. Check out my picks, which include Lady Gaga, though mostly because she figured out how to win the Red Carpet even without being the most fetching lady in attendance. Enjoy.