While not quite as many boys are discovering themselves to wall posters of Lorde as they did, say, Katy Perry or Carrie Underwood, the talented teen Kiwi is still a young lady of rather large real talent, and not incredibly shy about a little exhibition time at the beach with her new bestie, Taylor Swift. I’d mostly like to shoot myself now for using the word ‘bestie’ but not before I get another peek at Taylor’s own stems, which I do adore, even if I know she’s probably use them to choke me to death then write a song about how she can’t find any decent boys with strong necks to love her.
These two are quite a pair. Beach-faring leggy young ladies with about eight bazillion clams worth of popular music talent between them. I admire successful young women. Usually from behind a tree with binoculars. Enjoy.
My moves may be straight out of cabbage patch town, but I could step it up to get close to the long dancer legs of Taylor Swift, who may have cut her hair shorter, much to the delight of magazines who seem to live and die with celebrity haircuts, but has kept her toned legs nice and long, the longest in the pop diva marketplace really. You only need see Taylor up against her peers to realize she’s a solid six to nine inches past the other shorty hotties we lust. It’s really and truly all in the legs.
Taylor has been working out some new routines this week in Los Angeles, hitting the studio daily in her short skirts to take flight in her new moves. While it’s easy to mock Taylor Swift for her personal flaws, it’s much more difficult to run your index finger all the way from her heel up to her sacred Swift regions. I’m choosing to focus my energies on the latter. Enjoy.
Her songs and style and whole silly stage show might be meant for her younger skewing audience, but there’s no doubt Taylor Swift has some allure in her bag of long legged tricks for the older lads and blokes among the crowd at her 02 arena concert in London. The costumes and get-ups are a bit much, and I’m not sure Taylor actually plays electric guitar, but she seems quite earnest in her shtick and wardrobe, so I’m willing to stare at her gams and long writhing body on stage and pretend it’s all part of some secretly grown up sensual act designed to provoke the lesser angels like myself.
Taylor Swift has become somewhat of a controversial figure over the past few years for her high maintenance girlfriend routine, but, it’s times like these it’s good to remind yourself you’re not actually dating her, just staring at her and pretending you have one night alone with her in her London hotel giving her a full body massage, from lipstick to toenails. See, there, that’s much better. Enjoy.
Honestly, there were so many pre-Grammy parties over the weekend, it’s impossible to keep track. They all honored somebody or something very worthy I’m certain. I know the chicken was overcooked at most events and it was impossible to get a drink or three. Still, the hotties came out which means our periscopes were raised, both literally and figuratively, including this Industry Icons event where Paula Patton, Shannon Elizabeth, Taylor Swift, Miley Cyrus, and many others came out to show off their cleavage, the best cause of all really.
As much as I lambaste awards season, it is also high season for decked out sextastic celebrities. If that’s your thing, it’s one of mine, then this is your high season as well. And you didn’t even have to pay $500 a ticket to get that bad chicken. Enjoy.
They’re back. Those sextastic long toned legs on Taylor Swift that I’m not quite sure she knows how to use, but I definitely know she’s aware men would like to teach her. At least, that’s how I fantasize it going down.
Taylor really does have some of the finest legs in all of Celebrityville. Not merely because she’s taller than most of her fellow ladies in Tinsel Town, not to mention taller than Cruise and Stallone. But she’s been working out those gams at yoga and the gym and they are looking mighty ready to do some strangulation type damage on some gentleman she will later pen a horrible song or two about. Still, it’d be worth the ride even for the rough ending. Bless you, summer shorts in the winter. Enjoy.
Taylor Swift is a solid six inches taller than almost all of her female counterparts in the business, and doesn’t she know it. All that extra length is entire in her long legs she loves to show off in short skirts, dresses on stage, or in shorts headed to dance practice in Los Angeles. The fact that Taylor was showing off some of her almost never seen chesty goodness in a tight workout top was quite the bonus.
She really could be quite the exhibitionist champion if she’d only allow it. But, we know she’s not comfortable in that role. Which is why we spy so much on her. It’s sort of our obligation with the more shy girls. Eventually, skin must be seen. By hook or by crook. It’s a rule of nature. And Taylor has many things to be proud of, including those killer stems. Enjoy.
Talk about your golden globes, Sofia Vergara has them right here. Sofia easily could have been named the hottie d’jour on the red carpet of the 2014 Golden Globes last night. What she did at the after-party was simply make it a no doubter. Albeit, the lovely likes of Miranda Kerr, Taylor Swift, and a cleavetastic Vanessa Hudgens made a play for the gold medal, nobody was able to keep abreast, as it were, with Sofia and her low cut shiny gown.
At next year’s Golden Globes, I hope Sofia sits at my table. I mean, the table I’m assigned to pour water and refill wine glasses. I’m quite certain I would be pouring from her right, even as my left was wandering. Just so damn hot! Enjoy.