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Taylor Swift Bikini Pictures For the Rare Appearance of Swift-Skin!

Pear shaped, yes, but holy bikini shots, Taylor Swift. This is probably the most skin we've seen from Taylor Swift since, well, ever.

The normally demure, innocent, guitar strumming singer of mega hits I've never heard, and pretty much biggest music artist for young girls around the world actually got into a real bikini during her tour stop in Australia to let her previously un-sunned skin see the light of day. This is actually kind of glorious. And goodliness. And just plain time to check out Taylor Swift. Enjoy.

Taylor Swift Gets About As Sexy As She Will Allow in Upcoming Vogue

We know there's a silent army out there of Taylor Swift fans. Well, not so silent, we kind of hear the low, plaintiff wails of grunts and groans set against the acoustic backdrop of some truly saccharine country-pop music, but we're currently taking medication to try and eliminate those sounds from our skull.

Nevertheless, you are out there. The Taylor Swifters who endlessly watch the little diva to see if and when some of her innocent girl dresses will rapturously fall to pieces and reveal some Taylor Skin, which I would not recommend holding your breath for, but if you're in midst of auto-erotic asphyxiation over her pictorial in the upcoming edition of Vogue, okay, you might as well keep holding. Pain is pleasure. Enjoy.

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Taylor Swift in this month's Vogue. (HuffPo)

Baseball wife, Anna Benson, keeps things interesting. (FoxNews)

Audrina Patridge bikini pictures. (GossipCenter)

Kristen Bell in Self Magazine. (Celebuzz)

Subway riders without their pants. (TheChive)

Lindsay Lohan to play Elizabeth Taylor? (TMZ)

Seth Rogen and I have something in common. (BuzzFeed)

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LeAnn Rimes bikini pictures. (HuffPo)

Marisa Miller tightens and tones. (FoxNews)

Taylor Swift looks hot in these new ads. (GossipCenter)

Lea Michele looking hot. (Idolator)

I'll have a Danish, please. (TheChive)

Ashley Tisdale in tight workout clothes. (Celebuzz)

Don't eff with Miley Cyrus. (GossipCop)

Taylor Swift Will Drive Taylor Swift Fans to the Brink of Red-Handedness

You know when there's an event focused on just the Women in Billboard Music Awards, we're going to notice. And when the country-pop diva Taylor Swift shows up on the streets of Manhattan all dolled up, well, we know we have a delightful gift for those of you with T-Swift posters upon your walls, and T-Swift dreams within your hands. The squirrelish diva does doll up nicely for such events. Enjoy.

 

Taylor Swift, Selena Gomez, and Katy Perry Bring Low-Cut Heat to American Music Awards Sextastic Roundup

Okay, we've already kind of spoken our peace about the celebration of the musical arts b.s. that the American Music Awards and all music award shows claim to be. And, no, we're not music snobs, because half of this craptastic pop music we actually like, but when we listen to it, we know it's the Doritos chips equivalent of audio excellence. It's junk food for the ears. But when Uncle John is in town from Humboldt County, oh, how we crave that junk food.

In contrast, what we do take quite seriously is the bevy of beauties these award shows bring out; divas of all shapes, sizes, backgrounds, origins, and auto-tuned pre-recorded levels that share one thing in common -- we want very badly to make the sexy with them backstage in a closet.

This year's American Music Awards awards for noteworthy excellence in the area of wood making included Selena Gomez, who really stole the show tonight, despite the omnipresence of her 90-lbs of goof tied to her arm, Katy Perry, who has now not shown us her boobs for four full years, Taylor Swift, who still always looks like she's trying to see into the Close Encounters alien ship when the doors open up and the aliens descend (but we still want to make many babies with her), Jennifer Lopez who put on a 40-something body show for the ages, Christina Aguilera, who has seen some hard times, but bonus points for bringing the cleavetastic, Jennifer Hudson and her new bodacious body, Albanian import Bleona Qereti who dropped some silly amounts of boobtastic, ever hot Vanessa Minillo, and non-singers Sarah Hyland and Audrina Patridge who just rev our engines in entirely different ways.

Not a bad showing, AMA's, at least in the area of the visual arts. Enjoy.

Weekend Links

Gwyneth Paltrow cleavy award show dress. (GossipCenter)

LeAnn Rimes in a see-through top. (HuffPo)

The Olsens vs. the Middletons. (FoxNews)

Mila Kunis sexiest red carpet appearances. (Celebuzz)

Taylor Swift classes it up for the CMA's. (LaineyGossip)

Sasha Grey has a lot of wisdom to share with these kids. (TMZ)

Melanie Iglesias gets in a bikini for the troops. (Popoholic)

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