Taylor Swift

Taylor Swift’s Luscious Legs In A Blue Skirt

The lovely Taylor Swift showed off her redonkulous legs in a short blue skirt in New York City. Taylor recently moved to the big bad city and she's been spotted around town looking hot, because that's what she does. I guess she sings songs about ex-boyfriends too. There are a lot of amazing legs out there in the world, and it is my job to notice these things. But I am of the opinion that Taylor's long creamy white gams are the best. They deserve to be the main exhibit in the sexy chick leg museum of sexy chick legs. Seeing these gorgeous legs walking around I don't understand why any of those dudes would have broken up with her. What possible relationship issue could be worth losing having those bad boys wrapped around you? I'm pretty sure I would put up with almost anything.

I am going to make it my personal mission to see Taylor and her legs in person. It's finally warm here in New York and that means that girls are stripping down to their skimpiest outfits. She has to come out of her apartment sooner or later, right?

Taylor Swift Is Legs About Town

What can I say? I'm a sucker for legs. Long lovely toned legs on the likes of Taylor Swift who stands about six inches of legs taller than the rest of her peers in the diva category. She's tall and lean and has long stems she surely shows off all four seasons of the year. And why not? Accentuate your best features I always say, I mean, about others. The entertainment industry does tend to house people on the shorter than average stature range, so if you happen to be the tallest girl in class, why not short skirts and shorts all year round when out and about.

Taylor Swift, you may cause controversy with the finer points of your personality, but your legs should cause nothing but happy tingles up and down the nervous system of leg men everywhere. Enjoy.

Taylor Swift Shows Off Her Legs In New York

Taylor Swift is a gorgeous girl in many different ways but if you made me pick her best feature, I'd have to say it's her legs. Lucky for us she likes to show them off. Taylor was in New York and went out on the town in a very revealing pair of shorts. It's an interesting choice because I live in New York and it's still the tiniest bit cold here. This makes me think that Taylor is willing to suffer a little discomfort so that the rest of us can enjoy her legs. What a humanitarian. The color and texture of her skin can only be described as creamy. Her legs look like one of those food sculptors from the Food Network carved them out of white chocolate for some throwdown show or whatever. I love white chocolate and I like a long pair of "gams", as my grandfather would say. Yes, my grandfather was a 1940's private eye.

I think Taylor should never wear a full set of pants. Her gifts, besides writing catchy tunes and being generally hot, is those legs. It would be a shame to hide them away in a pair of jeans.

Taylor Swift Long and Lean and Leggy and Lovely in Manhattan

Everybody is declaring their fashion joy at how Taylor Swift is defining Spring in Manhattan. I have absolutely no idea what that means, other than unlike the native East Coasters, Taylor spent her winter working out and keeping her body lean and her legs long and toned so she was ready to go when the thermometers hit their first shorts weather day in The Big Apple. And she was ready to go.

I've been drooling over Taylor Swift's legs for some time now. While it's easy to mock her personal behavior at times, it's much more difficult to imagine contorting her legs into a pretzel like position and covering with ballpark mustard for an afternoon of condiment heaven. I always take the more challenging path. I'd like to take it with Taylor Swift, in short shorts. Or less. Enjoy.

Shakira, Olivia Munn, Carrie Underwood, Taylor Swift, and Miranda Lambert’s Funbags Lead List of Nice Sights at Country Music Awards

I'm pretty sure the Academy of Country Music Awards holds their ceremonies about five times a year now. At last it seems like these country awards are going on nonstop throughout the year. But I think this is the big one, or one of the big ones, in Vegas and bringing out all the big names in country, or the big names in hotness at least, which is far more important.

The parade of beauties included Shakira, Taylor Swift, Carrie Underwood, Miranda Lambert, Olivia Munn who I don't think sings country but was super cleavy, and a gaggle more of super sextastic decked out women who wouldn't love me even if I played guitar and crooned about how hard it is to do something basic. It'd be easier to make fun of country music if they didn't have such super good looking women. Sort of like making fun of the dude in high school who got all the girls. Sour grapes, I know. Enjoy.

Taylor Swift and Lorde Have a Leg-Off on the Beach

While not quite as many boys are discovering themselves to wall posters of Lorde as they did, say, Katy Perry or Carrie Underwood, the talented teen Kiwi is still a young lady of rather large real talent, and not incredibly shy about a little exhibition time at the beach with her new bestie, Taylor Swift. I'd mostly like to shoot myself now for using the word 'bestie' but not before I get another peek at Taylor's own stems, which I do adore, even if I know she's probably use them to choke me to death then write a song about how she can't find any decent boys with strong necks to love her.

These two are quite a pair. Beach-faring leggy young ladies with about eight bazillion clams worth of popular music talent between them. I admire successful young women. Usually from behind a tree with binoculars. Enjoy.

Taylor Swift and I Should Go Dancing One Day

My moves may be straight out of cabbage patch town, but I could step it up to get close to the long dancer legs of Taylor Swift, who may have cut her hair shorter, much to the delight of magazines who seem to live and die with celebrity haircuts, but has kept her toned legs nice and long, the longest in the pop diva marketplace really. You only need see Taylor up against her peers to realize she's a solid six to nine inches past the other shorty hotties we lust. It's really and truly all in the legs.

Taylor has been working out some new routines this week in Los Angeles, hitting the studio daily in her short skirts to take flight in her new moves. While it's easy to mock Taylor Swift for her personal flaws, it's much more difficult to run your index finger all the way from her heel up to her sacred Swift regions. I'm choosing to focus my energies on the latter. Enjoy.