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Taylor Swift, Jessica Alba, Gigi Hadid And Karlie Kloss Form Hot Girl Gang In Bad Blood Music Video

Taylor Swift made a new music video and it’s inexplicably pretty awesome. I believe the song Bad Blood is just another in her line of odes to bad boys and bad relationships and bad dinner dates at Denny’s. But the music video is pretty genius in its use of Taylor and her hottie female friends like Jessica Alba, Cara Delevingne, Karlie Kloss and Gigi Hadid in special cameo appearances in this super ninja spy action movie homage. I don’t know exactly what it’s about, but Taylor is showing lots of skin for Taylor and everybody else is in kick-ass pleather body suits which makes it the best music video of the year by, for, and about female celebrities.

As you know, Taylor Swift is one of my many secret shames. Much like a tween girl, I adore her, though I doubt tween girls want to have her as their dominant prurient mistress ordering all kinds of unspeakable acts of degrading intimacy. I don’t know, maybe they do, I’ve never known what girls think. This Bad Blood video certainly isn’t going to help my infatuation. I doubt Taylor is ever going to blossom into the skin-revealing exhibitionist type I see in my dreams, but, baby steps. I’ll take her cleavage and fill in the rest. Enjoy.

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Rita Ora Booty Flash, Taylor Swift Cleavage, and Jennifer Lopez MILFtastic Bare Win the Night at the 2015 Billboard Music Awards

I know what you’re thinking. Thank God for yet another music award show because the first twelve of 2015 simply were not enough time to showcase pop music. Exactly. Hence, the 2015 Billboard Music Awards which did precisely what all the award shows before them did, only they changed the names on the placards and banners. Still, it was yet another chance for the super hotties of the music world to get decked out in revealing gowns to garner attention on the red carpet and stage and remind everybody that even if their music is boring and derivative, their fleshy funbags are quite worth buying their music.

Rita Ora and her barely covered booty and cleavetastic dress won the evening, followed not far behind by Taylor Swift in a rather racy funbag display by her standards and Jennifer Lopez in a nude number that is mind boggling hot for her veteran status. The other queens and divas and princesses of pop music shined as well, all wearing form hugging numbers that were like music to my eyes. If you turn down the music, we could be living in the best female pop scene of forever, by hotness standards. Check out all this celebrity skin and see if you don’t agree. Oh, and crank the Scorpions! Enjoy.

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Taylor Swift Booty Cheeks Flashing In Tiny Shorts On Hike With Hottie Gigi Hadid

I don’t know how you spent your Mother’s Day, but if you happened to be hiking behind Taylor Swift in her teeny tiny booty shorts alongside an equally hot and I’m told, freshly single Gigi Hadid in Spanex tights, well, then, you had a pretty good Mother’s Day indeed. If you didn’t, you should have. If mom loved you, she would have understood. My own mom never said anything about finding magazines with pictures of girls in them under my bed, or over my bed, in my bed, alongside my bed, or simply what I chose to make a nest out of to sleep in rather than a traditional mattress. It kept me warm at night. Mom understood.

Taylor and Gigi apparently decided no day was to sacred to keep their long lean bodies and buttockals in shape for their respective modeling campaigns and concert gigs. Working women are never off the clock. Not if you want to be the best of the best in your game. I can respect that. In fact, the more I leer, the more I respect. Just a simple wow shout out to the young ladies with some lengthy stems and tight hineys. I’ll get my step stool. Let’s get you celebrating a Mother’s Day of your own by next May. Enjoy.

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More Taylor Swift See-Through And Cheeky Shots from Glamour

You know I’m a big Taylor Swift fan. Even if her music can be used to torture prisoners into giving up information, she remains that elusive, tall, blonde girl that I’ve been dreaming off since before my bobos dropped. Something about her that may be entirely unreal, but I don’t care. I spend half my waking hours and one hundred percent of my sleeping hours in fantasy land. I could do with fake for a while while exploring the tall long and lanky form of this worldwide pop sensation.

We spotted a couple more stellar photos from Taylor’s Glamour UK photoshoot that aren’t exactly racy, but for those of us Taylor dreamscape fans, we’ll have a good ole visual time. A little bit of skin, a little bit of cheeky smiles, it’s the most Taylor will give until a second date. Then maybe some ear lobe nibbling. Oh, a courting I will go. Enjoy.

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Taylor Swift See-Through Dress For Glamour UK

You know Taylor Swift doesn’t go for racy, so a slightly see-through dress for her in Glamour UK is about as newsworthy as this taller than the rest pop star may go. She’s particularly protective of her G-rated image, even though I suspect she gets rather naughty during private times. Okay, maybe that’s also a pipe dream, but boy, when I have that dream, she gets pretty damn crazy.

You can’t see any of Taylor’s goodies but I suppose for those of us who find ourselves inextricably drawn to this tall blonde skinny diva, her entire package is one big goody. What is the source of her allure? It really remains hard to put into words. Maybe some of us just dream of turning the good librarian bad, the innocent girls naughty, or the bespectacled nerd shy girl into one crazy making of the sex beast. The challenge. I’d put five minutes into it, then I do need a nap. Enjoy.

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Taylor Swift Leggy In Tiny Shorts While Hiking In Hollywood

Taylor Swift was looking leggy as F in a pair of green shorty shorts while going hiking in Hollywood. The pop princess was showing off those legendary legs during her hike because why the hell not? If I had legs that looked as spectacular as hers I would show them off all the time. Actually, if I had legs like Taylor I would just stay at home all day rubbing them with lotion. But that’s just me. She was also sporting a tight tank top that showed off the curves of her perky ta-tas. Not to mention how amazing her booty looks in these shorts. They are like how pillowy soft it looks. I’d like an exact mold made of her booty so I can use it as a pillow to sleep at night.

But I digress. What I do know is that Taylor has the best legs I’ve ever seen and I’ve seen a lot of sexy legs. It’s my job.

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Taylor Swift Is A Sexy Tease In Leggy Dress

Pop princess Taylor Swift was going out on the town showing off her greatest natural resource: her gorgeous legs. Seriously, folks I look at a lot of sexy women’s legs, both as part of my job and in my leisure time, and I can say without a doubt that Taylor has got the most shapely, toned, and long legs in the game today. What game is that? The famous people with hot body parts game, what else? If I were going to Frankenstein the perfect female, (not out of dead parts but like in Weird Science where I use a computer), I’d definitely want Taylor’s gams on my sexy creation. Or she could just look like Kelly LeBrock in 1985 like in the movie.

But I digress. I can’t wait for it to finish thawing out here in her adopted hometown of New York so that I can ogle Taylor in short shorts.

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