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Ariana Grande Zipper Sextastic, Demi Lovato Cleavetastic, Taylor Swift Toned Legs, and Other Highlights of the 2014 MTV VMAs

While the MTV VMAs represent some kind of Fall of the Roman Empire, the lynchpin of the downfall of a civilized society, to be replaced by craptastic auditory experiences and glitter, there's no doubt the annual event brings out the finest in pop diva competition for eyeballs, hence, lots of skin. There's but a few teensy tiny number of popular music artists earning distinction from their vocal talents. The rest are competing for the dollar bills from the guys in the front row with the sweaty jowls. Me first among them.

So many hotties out at the 2014 MTV VMAs tonight, keep attuned to this updating gallery for some of the best of them, including Ariana Grande, Taylor Swift, Demi Lovato, Iggy Azalea, Jennifer Lopez, Rita Ora, Beyonce, Miley Cyrus, and more. It's a night to remember, if you remembered your earplugs! Enjoy.

Taylor Swift Shakes It Off, In Far Too Many Clothes

If you were expecting Taylor Swift to shake off her clothing more in her brand new pop star pop ditty featuring pop beats and auto-tuned, well, lower your expectations. Still, there's no denying this high-spirited blonde has been hitting the gym hard and perfecting her six inches taller than all of her peers diva body.

We do get the classic ballerina, cheerleader, gym rat, and other costumed poses, but not nearly as much skin as I think you'll find when we post the new Nicki Minaj music video later. Taylor seems to be going after the Miley crowd without the body baring and crotch grabbing of that other pop music star. It's just not her thing. Which is a shame, because it would be rather stellar to see the statuesque Taylor Swift really shake things off. Maybe next time. Enjoy.

Taylor Swift Long Hot Legs of Summer Show Continues in New York

Taylor Swift is winning the long toned legs of summer award pretty much hands, err, feet down. While there are a number of sextastic celebrities showing off their sweet lithesome gams this season, nobody has consistently, daily, and in front of the cameras strutted as much these past several months as Taylor. And she's working with some serious tools there as well.

Obviously, Taylor Swift is not the most overtly sensually exhibitionist among her peers. She's actually rather demure. But she hasn't worn a hemline below her mid thighs in the past two months, and speaking for myself, and, oh, a few million other leg lovers, bless you Taylor. The less I hear your music and the more I drool over your long Pilates toned legs, the more I come to dream of you. Enjoy.

Taylor Swift Is Having a Lust Affair With New York in the Summer

I can't remember a time an A-list celebrity so dominated the New York summer paparazzi scene like Taylor Swift and her leggy, tummy baring outfits seemingly daily strutting around Manhattan. Word is that Taylor has been doing every day grinding core workouts with model Karlie Kloss and toning up her all overs, especially her midsection. It all seems to be working quite well. For Taylor, and for us.

I don't care what people say about Taylor Swift the person, the girlfriend, even the singer. I just want that tall blonde diva in my living room putting on a private dancing show while I applaud like a seal and hope nobody pinches me because I'm obviously dreaming. Keep up the good work, Taylor. Enjoy.

Taylor Swift Looks Perfectly Leggy Summer Leaving the Gym

On the days I do get to the gym, I leave looking like a wounded beast in the field the farmers consider shooting to put out of its misery. It's sort of a look of anguish mixed with flop sweat that surely must scare the local children. I'm sure parents point to me and tell their kids that this monster is coming for them if they don't clean their rooms and eat their vegetables. But I'm good with that. Somehow, Taylor Swift manages to look perfect leaving her gym. I know she's actually working out within as evidenced by her toned legs and slender body and all around fit as a fiddle female form. I'm guessing she's not showering with the regular folk. And she must have some kind of stylist and wardrobe person who accompanies her to her workouts. Or maybe her gym just offers that, Mine no longer even offers hand towels. But I'm guessing she's not at at Bally's.

Taylor Swift, I applaud you, your hot long legs, your summer wardrobe, and your effortless appeal. Let people mock your perfect girl persona. I'll be the guy telling them to shut up and hoping you reward my efforts with a kiss on the cheek and maybe a back massage if you're not doing anything special tonight. Enjoy.

Taylor Swift Steps Out In a Miniskirt

Songstress and sexy person Taylor Swift was spotted in New York wearing a miniskirt. When I say miniskirt I mean it's mini. It barely goes to her mid thigh. Most importantly it allows us a view of Taylor's glorious legs. I've said it before and I will say it again, Taylor Swift has the best legs in America. They are the perfect combination of toned and curvy. They are also long. I'm reminded of all those old movies where they would say things like, "She's got legs for days" or "She has legs up to here". The best part is that Taylor knows she has unbelievable legs and likes to show them off. My mom always told me to put my best qualities out there and Taylor certainly follows my mom's advice.

I've been, not stalking, but hoping to run into Taylor since she moved to NYC. I just happen to often find myself in her neighborhood and I am always hoping for an encounter. Not that I have anything productive to say to her. I'd probably just stutter something nonsensical and point at her legs. I'm not good under pressure.

Taylor Swift Has Long Summer Legs in The Big Apple

It's July. It's summer leg season. That is to me what the start of deer and duck season are to hunters. Only, yes, that's not my gun, I'm just damn glad to see hot legs. Like those on Taylor Swift. Say what you will about Taylor Swift the girlfriend person, but there's no denying Taylor has some of the finest, longest legs in all of Celebrityville. I guess she was born with the hot leg genes, and then adds some solid workout and regular dancing. The net effect are a pair of gams that are simply show stoppers on the streets of New York in a pair of shorts.

Make no mistake about it, Taylor knows dam well hot damn hot she looks flashing her toned stems. She may look demure, but she's probably got a clicker in her pocket she's pressing every time she sees prurient eyeballs gazing at her long body on display. I respect that clicker. I'd like her to press it over and over as I sunscreen her legs. Yes, write a nasty song about me, I don't care, I'm going in. Enjoy.