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Taylor Swift, Jennifer Lopez, Miley Cyrus, and Selena Gomez Repping Pop Hotties at 2013 Billboard Music Awards

By Bill Swift | May 20, 2013 @ 8:30 am

Selena Gomez, Taylor Swift, Madonna and More Hotties at The 2013 Billboard Music Awards

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Okay, let's put his out there first. The Billboard Music Awards are handed out based on the sale of music, which means, the taste of your average young teen girl dictates the winners. So, musically speaking, yeah, not so good. But, and this is a big but, it also means that all the big names in music, and all the A-list hottie divas, also are obliged to say yes to attend. And not just attend, but look their stellar best ,in Vegas every year for the ceremony. So, basically you have a party with killer looking girls and lousy music. You'd make that trade any day.

Leading the list of lookers at the celebration of craptastic music was Taylor Swift surprised once again to win awards even though pre-announced, Jennifer Lopez still hanging with the youngin's, Selena Gomez looking might fine save for rumors of her reunited for a fourth time with The Devil's Midget, Miley Cyrus sparkling hard these days, heck, even Kesha managed to look rather fetching, a sure sign that everybody's game has been stepped up for the evening. And then a whole lot of celebrity hodgepodge of hotness. It was quite a night. I wish I could of been there, but three different restraining orders by various pop divas formed an intersecting domain of denial around me being in Vegas. People take peeping in windows so damn serious these days. Enjoy.

LAST YEAR'S BILLBOARD MUSIC AWARDS, FULL OF CLEAVE

The Boobtastic Billboard Awards Red Carpet Addition

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Taylor Swift Gets Raunchy Wild at DC Concert

By Bill Swift | May 13, 2013 @ 8:21 am

Taylor Swift Hot Performance at the Verizon Center in DC

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Wow, well I guess Taylor Swift really is getting all grown up. A little late, but better late than never, as the pop country sensation has added some Miley and Rihanna type leather moves to her teeny bopper performance, including in our nation's capital over the weekend where she went full crotch shot forward.

I'm not exactly sure what this particular pose has to do with songs about horrible boyfriends breaking her heart, but I suppose you might say Taylor still has a yearning burning in her heart or other places for men in general. Looking forward to painful breakup #17 already. Enjoy.

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Kaley Cuoco, Taylor Swift, and Carrie Underwood Standouts at ACM Awards

By Bill Swift | April 8, 2013 @ 3:49 pm

Kaley Cuoco Cleavy at 48th Annual ACM Awards in Vegas

Miranda Lambert Flashing Her Jugs at 48th Annual ACM Awards in Vegas

Carrie Underwood Shows Legs at 48th Annual ACM Awards in Vegas

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(I'd add Miranda Lambert in there too, though when it turned out she isn't pregnant, as were the rumors, just said she 'ate too much over the holidays', well, that did hurt her sextastic appeal that is buried there still somewhere.)

You know I know little about Country Music. So, it's like most things. But I do know that hot girls go for Country music guys, and there's even a few hotties among the country music performing crowd as well. At last night's glitzy ACM Awards, several noteworthy faces made an appearance, including a cleavy Kaley Cuoco, an increasingly good looking though still kind of annoying Taylor Swift, and a vastly underrated Carrie Underwood. It was country music at its finest, literally. Enjoy.

Taylor Swift Looks Hot, But Berenice Marlohe and Jessie J Deep Cleavage Win the 2013 BRIT Awards

By Bill Swift | February 21, 2013 @ 8:40 am

Berenice Marlohe Cleavage at the 2013 Brit Awards in London

Jessie J Cleavy Black Dress at 2013 Brit Awards in London

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It's not just award season here in the U.S., back in Jolly Old England the Britty types are also honoring their celebrities for their unending contributions to the artistic endowment of the human race, and, more importantly, bringing together some super hotties decked out and showing off in the process. So, we are obliged to peek.

Taylor Swift Looks Hot at the 2013 Brit Awards in London

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And while Taylor Swift certainly looked rather stellar all dressed up and showing off her newly composed figure, it was Bond girl Berenice Marlohe, along with singer Jessie J, who stole the red carpet with displays of the boobtastic that deserved a herald's triumphant horn blast. Berenice in particular was flashing so much cleavage that we had our fingers crossed for a full on malfunction, of her wardrobe I mean, not our private parts, though the two clearly would've gone hand in hand, as it were. Enjoy.

Taylor Swift, Alicia Keys, and Carly Rae Jepsen Highlight the Hotties at Another Crappy European Music Awards Show

By Bill Swift | January 28, 2013 @ 12:33 pm

Taylor Swift Flashing Legs and Cleavage at the 2013 NRJ Music Awards

Carly Rae Jepsen Shines at the 2013 NRJ Music Awards

Alicia Keys Reveals Cleavage at the 2013 NRJ Music Awards

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We can give Europe credit for many things. First and foremost, their liberal views on female nudity. A big plus column win for them over us Puritanical Yanks. And their food and wine. Outstanding. And even many of the dramatic arts, heck, all these years later we're all still singing opera in Italian. But even the most ardent of Europhiles has to admit that when it comes to music, well, Europe just plain sucks. Not that U.S. popular music is much to brag to the Gods of Awesome Tunage about, but Euro music, well, it takes it down yet another notch. There was Mozart, and then right straight to Falco, with very little in-between. Jedward in the Eurovision song contest kind of summed it all up perfectly.

But... European music awards shows do know how to put on a proper party, a dress-up affair filled with sextastic celebrities dangling their diamonds and strutting their wares, such as at the NRJ Music Awards in Cannes over the weekend, where Taylor Swift once more showed off her new nicer melons, Alicia Keys looked simply hot, and Carly Rae Jepsen reminded us why we are so eagerly awaiting the inevitable release of her sex tape, she's a cutie. So, yes, crappy music. But, rewarded with some splendid looks. Almost worth it. Enjoy.

Taylor Swift and Her New Chest Are Coming Into Their Own at Spanish Music Awards

By Bill Swift | January 25, 2013 @ 1:13 pm

Taylor Swift Reveals Legs and Cleavage at The 40 Principales Music Awards in Madrid

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Say what you will about our supposition that country-pop diva Taylor Swift has had some work done on her chestal area, but suddenly she has a new spring in her step, a new shape to her body, and, most importantly, is suddenly wearing revealing (for her) open tops. Now, we've been in Tinsel Town long enough to know that any time a big time celeb changes wardrobe to more boobtastic friendly designer wear, she's had some work done on the puppies. Not that we have a problem with it. Though I suppose her 12-year old girl fans might rather not know about it.

Taylor was on the red carpet at some Spanish music award show and looking pretty good as she is these days, especially with her new S-shape, flashing a little bit of the long nice legs she's always had, and just looking like a million bucks. Which is pretty much what she makes, per day, though maybe more now that she has big girl boobs. Enjoy.

YOU BE THE JUDGE: HAS TAYLOR GROWN UP A BIT SINCE THESE PHOTOS?

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Anybody Else Loving Taylor Swift’s New Boobs?

By Bill Swift | January 14, 2013 @ 10:03 am

Look, we're all for giving the ladies a little privacy. They need it more than men. We let the girlfriend use the bathroom last. Ten minutes or ten hours waiting, we know better than to knock. We hardly ever peek under dressing room doors in women's changing rooms. And any time a girl starts discussing 'female issues', we go to a happy place just to give her extra privacy, even when she doesn't necessarily want it.

But somebody's got to say something about the newly remodeled chest on Taylor Swift. Now, granted ,we cant' say with 100% certainty that Dr. 90210 has been plying his trade on the little Mt. Swifts, but we can say there is a rather recent development in the enlarged bosom, and the exhibition thereof, by the country pop superstar. Not that we're complaining...