Taylor Swift

Taylor Swift Legs Literally Shining on Good Morning America

I get that the Taylor Swift shitck is aimed at teenaged girls and their parents' credit cards. Still, I always tune with the volume off to check out those long pop diva legs I lust so dearly. Standing about six inches taller than any of her well known peers, Taylor has the advantage of having long and lovelies to mold into even hotter gams with her daily workout sessions at the gym. She really does own my title in the stem department these days.

Taylor, if ever you feel the need to wrap those bad girls around some typically horrible ex-boyfriend type and attempt to squeeze the life out of him, I volunteer. I can go ninety seconds before I start making out with Farrah in the next world. That's just an approximation. Enjoy.

Taylor Swift Long Legs Will Travel to the Letterman Show

Taylor Swift is in full promotion mode for her new 1989 album which adults are reviewing as anywhere between painfully awful to just plain old awful, none of which will probably matter to the teenaged girls who are going to hand Taylor another $50 million in record sales and concert tickets. Money flows from the easily pleased to women with hot long legs. That's sort of an axiom I just invented in honor of Taylor once more showing off her super toned long lean diva body and those spectacular gams of hers for the Letterman Show.

Best legs in the business when you take into account length, tautness, and her willingness to show them off anywhere and everywhere. She may not have the butt and boobs of your modern pop celebrities, but those legs are all country girl hot. You go girl, and keep on going until you get to my place for a gam massage. Prepare for that to take up to seventeen hours. I work each muscle individually until one of us collapses in exhaustion, most likely me. Enjoy.

Taylor Swift Camel Toe Shuts Down Hollywood Boulevard

Taylor Swift had a very big stage to fill. All of Hollywood Boulevard which was blocked off in front of the Jimmy Kimmel show for a much promoted musical performance from the leggy pop star. She did not disappoint in the exhibition department, at least for Taylor Swift, with some long legs, bare midriff, bra top, and some quite lovely narrow camel toe on display for the audience. You can't wear that kind of get up on national television without working out most every nook and cranny of your female form, including that lady cleft.

I'm not sure Taylor intended to show off quite as much as she did, but I'm going to have a little happy cry regardless. Taylor never slips up when it comes to wardrobe, so we take our Swift peeks where and whenever we can get them. I'd call this memorable. In fact, my libido is filing it away now under T.Swift happy parts. Not so random accessed memory. Thank you, Taylor Swift. Enjoy.

Taylor Swift Long Pop Star Legs Return to Los Angeles

We now know Taylor Swift and her long toned body aren't happening by accident. She spent the entire summer with her model buddy Karlie Kloss hitting the gym and Pilates and yoga and puppy stands no doubt in order to keep that core and those long legs in tight runway like condition. It certainly shows. And Taylor Swift is determined not to let any of that hard work not be noticed. She's been wearing short skirts and shorts pretty much nonstop since the Spring. And, good for her, and us leg lovers.

Taylor landed in Los Angeles with a fresh peek of her long stems in shorts and her knee high socks, reminiscent of the school girl who gave you happy dreams back in the day when you thought perhaps your B+ in algebra would be enough to win you the fine ladies in school. Not so lucky there, but fortunate that Taylor is not missing an opportunity for a thousand paparazzi to flash her 'oh, are my long supple thighs showing again' coquettish look. I love that look. And those legs. She might be a high maintenance girlfriend, but she's a very low maintenance ogle. I do so love that that option exists. Enjoy.

Taylor Swift And Her Sexy Legs In Mario Testino Shoot For Vogue UK

Taylor Swift had her most prominent feature front and center in a Mario Testino shoot for Vogue UK's November issue. What is that feature? Why, her legs of course! I have said it before and I will undoubtedly say it again that there are no legs on God's green Earth that even compare to Taylor Swift's stems. Her legs are what all other legs aspire to be. Frankly, I could give or take her music but I would pay a lot of money to be front row center at one of her concerts so that I can gaze at her legs. Unfortunately, these pics don't show off her lovely pert ta-tas. For some reason Mario put her in a bunch of baggy sweaters. But luckily he did show off the legs. He's no dummy. That's why he gets paid the big bucks.

I wonder where I can get a copy of Vogue UK? Sure, I have the pictures here but I'm old school and I like print magazines. I'm elderly.

Taylor Swift Upskirt iHeartRadio Performance

iHeartRadio? More like iHeart looking up Taylor Swift's skirt, amiright? Taylor performed at the gigantic concert along with thousands of other artists, or at least it felt like there were thousands of them. She wore a short pink skirt with matching crop top. But, since the intrepid cameramen are shooting upshots from the lip of the stage, they got a look straight up Taylor's skirt. The result is just a peek at what has seduced all of those men to date her even though they know that when they break up she's going to write a nasty song about them. In other words, you could see right up her skirt. From what I can see, I can tell that she has one of mother nature's truly miraculous booties under there. Taylor already has my favorite celebrity legs and bare mid-riff, which are also clearly shown in these pics, but now she also has one of my favorite derrieres.

It's things like these pics that make life worth living, you know?

Taylor Swift, Fergie, and Arielle Kebbel Highlight the Sextastic at the iHeart Radio Festival

Granted, the iHeart Radio Festival in Vegas each September might be the largest assemblage of pop music's more craptastic hot artists of the moment, but there's no denying that like all such similar events, the hot girls come out to be seen in show and on the red carpet. iHeart Radio is no small player, so when they put the hooks out to the publicity agents for top level talent, top level talent migrates to Sin City for the weekend. Hotties such as Taylor Swift, a mighty fine looking Fergie, Arielle Kebbel, Sophia Bush, and more show up to strut their finest and talk about all the crazy hot boy bands.

I may never understand teeny music with a fresh funky Casio beat. But I do know pretty girls. And they do tend to be around that same horrific music. So, suck it up like I do and talk about how Iggy Azalea music is really powerful if you want to either be popular with a niece or intend to date anybody under 30 who works in the food services or retail mall industries. Enjoy.