Taylor Swift

Taylor Swift See-Through Dress For Glamour UK

You know Taylor Swift doesn’t go for racy, so a slightly see-through dress for her in Glamour UK is about as newsworthy as this taller than the rest pop star may go. She’s particularly protective of her G-rated image, even though I suspect she gets rather naughty during private times. Okay, maybe that’s also a pipe dream, but boy, when I have that dream, she gets pretty damn crazy.

You can’t see any of Taylor’s goodies but I suppose for those of us who find ourselves inextricably drawn to this tall blonde skinny diva, her entire package is one big goody. What is the source of her allure? It really remains hard to put into words. Maybe some of us just dream of turning the good librarian bad, the innocent girls naughty, or the bespectacled nerd shy girl into one crazy making of the sex beast. The challenge. I’d put five minutes into it, then I do need a nap. Enjoy.

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Taylor Swift Leggy In Tiny Shorts While Hiking In Hollywood

Taylor Swift was looking leggy as F in a pair of green shorty shorts while going hiking in Hollywood. The pop princess was showing off those legendary legs during her hike because why the hell not? If I had legs that looked as spectacular as hers I would show them off all the time. Actually, if I had legs like Taylor I would just stay at home all day rubbing them with lotion. But that’s just me. She was also sporting a tight tank top that showed off the curves of her perky ta-tas. Not to mention how amazing her booty looks in these shorts. They are like how pillowy soft it looks. I’d like an exact mold made of her booty so I can use it as a pillow to sleep at night.

But I digress. What I do know is that Taylor has the best legs I’ve ever seen and I’ve seen a lot of sexy legs. It’s my job.

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Taylor Swift Is A Sexy Tease In Leggy Dress

Pop princess Taylor Swift was going out on the town showing off her greatest natural resource: her gorgeous legs. Seriously, folks I look at a lot of sexy women’s legs, both as part of my job and in my leisure time, and I can say without a doubt that Taylor has got the most shapely, toned, and long legs in the game today. What game is that? The famous people with hot body parts game, what else? If I were going to Frankenstein the perfect female, (not out of dead parts but like in Weird Science where I use a computer), I’d definitely want Taylor’s gams on my sexy creation. Or she could just look like Kelly LeBrock in 1985 like in the movie.

But I digress. I can’t wait for it to finish thawing out here in her adopted hometown of New York so that I can ogle Taylor in short shorts.

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Taylor Swift Goes For A Hike In Short Shorts

Taylor Swift went on a little hike wearing a pair of extra tiny shorts. These microscopic shorts gave us a view of Taylor’s most exquisite feature: those long beautiful legs. Sometimes at night I dream about those legs coming to wrap me in their heavenly embrace. I’ve said it before and I will undoubtedly say it again that Taylor has the best legs of anyone in the world of famous people. Whose stems can compare to those gams, (as a 1940′s detective might say)? No one, that’s who. It’s my job to bring you, our beloved reader, only the best in the realm of hotness. This is why we post so many pics of Taylor Swift’s legs. Her legs are like the filet mignon of hot chick stems.

Summer is coming to New York where both I and Taylor live. I shall have to redouble my efforts to walk a few paces behind her so I can watch her glide down the sidewalk with those legs.

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Taylor Swift Legs Hot Enough to Require Bodyguard Protection

Taylor Swift has legs and she knows how to use them. Say what you will about the tallest pop diva in Hollywood, she loves to show off her gams and I accept her show as a matter of good ogling faith. Short shorts no less in the Winter. That’s some effort. So much so apparently that it necessitated her body guard pushing her toward her car. That only usually happens when I see her in person. Perhaps a leg riot was brewing.

Taylor might be quaint and old-fashioned and fuddy duddy, but she’s definitely of the new music generation that hits the gym hard to build the body worth cooing over. Well, I coo, so shuddup. Those legs of hers could make me easily forget every little potential annoying thing about her otherwise. You can’t be critical when you’re scrapping for oxygen because she’s got you in a constrictor scissor lock. You can only be thankful. Enjoy.

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Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, Taylor Swift, Cara Delevingne Big Winners at the Elle Style Awards

I’m not exactly sure what Elle magazine was handing out awards for in London, but I suppose it has something to do with style and fashion and looking absolutely amazing so I’m going to assume, (a) I wasn’t even nominated, and (b) each of these deserving winners were deserving winners because I too would like to award them with trophies of one kind of another.

Rosie Huntington-Whitely was named something close to smart model of the year, Taylor Swift won just for being awesome and wearing something low cut, Cara Delevingne was name movie starlet or something despite not being in movies, and Lindsay Lohan was given an award and four drink tickets and I can’t tell you which of those two she didn’t forget at her table at the end of the evening. More importantly, it was a wonderful night filled with hotties decked out in their super finest. And I’m sure H&M sold a lot of goods. Everybody wins when everybody ogles. Enjoy.

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Taylor Swift Super Leggy While Shopping In LA

I have a theory as to why Taylor Swift has been in LA a lot instead of here with me in New York City. It is balls turning blue cold here right now and Taylor would have to not only cover her legs but wear multiple layers. It is a scientific fact that Taylor Swift has the hottest legs on the planet. She knows it too which is why she likes to always show off her legs and she can’t very well do that here. I don’t care how she has to make it happen as long as she never wears pants. If she’s got to migrate throughout the year like some kind of bird I would like to F, then so be it. I honestly don’t think she’d mind, in fact I think that’s her plan.

So, now I’ve got to plan a trip out to LA so I can continue…er…not stalking but trying to admire from afar.

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