Taylor Swift

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, Taylor Swift, Cara Delevingne Big Winners at the Elle Style Awards

By Bill Swift | Feb 25th, 2015 @ 1:04 pm

I’m not exactly sure what Elle magazine was handing out awards for in London, but I suppose it has something to do with style and fashion and looking absolutely amazing so I’m going to assume, (a) I wasn’t even nominated, and (b) each of these deserving winners were deserving winners because I too would like to award them with trophies of one kind of another.

Rosie Huntington-Whitely was named something close to smart model of the year, Taylor Swift won just for being awesome and wearing something low cut, Cara Delevingne was name movie starlet or something despite not being in movies, and Lindsay Lohan was given an award and four drink tickets and I can’t tell you which of those two she didn’t forget at her table at the end of the evening. More importantly, it was a wonderful night filled with hotties decked out in their super finest. And I’m sure H&M sold a lot of goods. Everybody wins when everybody ogles. Enjoy.

Photo Credit: INF

Back in the Day Cheryl Cole, Blake Lively and Emma Watson Won Elles

12 Photos »

Taylor Swift Super Leggy While Shopping In LA

By Jack Tomas | Feb 5th, 2015 @ 7:55 am

View the Gallery / 9 Photos »

I have a theory as to why Taylor Swift has been in LA a lot instead of here with me in New York City. It is balls turning blue cold here right now and Taylor would have to not only cover her legs but wear multiple layers. It is a scientific fact that Taylor Swift has the hottest legs on the planet. She knows it too which is why she likes to always show off her legs and she can’t very well do that here. I don’t care how she has to make it happen as long as she never wears pants. If she’s got to migrate throughout the year like some kind of bird I would like to F, then so be it. I honestly don’t think she’d mind, in fact I think that’s her plan.

So, now I’ve got to plan a trip out to LA so I can continue…er…not stalking but trying to admire from afar.

Photo Credit: FameFlynet/INF

Taylor Swift Wears A Short Skirt To A Photography Studio In Hollywood

By Jack Tomas | Feb 4th, 2015 @ 7:28 am

View the Gallery / 9 Photos »

Pop princess and tall drink of water Taylor Swift was spotted leaving a photographer’s studio in Hollywood wearing a very short skirt. A skirt that short can only mean that Taylor’s most amazing features were on display: those legs. Good Lord above, those legs drive me crazy. I’ve said it before and I will undoubtedly say it again, that Taylor Swift has the best legs in the business. They are so long, firm, and silky smooth. As if that wasn’t enough of a gift from Taylor she also wore a shirt with a plunging neckline which made her ta-tas look incredible. They are like two perfect peaches rip off the tree. I keep trying to accidentally but on purpose run into her outside her place in New York but the sly minx has given me the slip.

I enjoy our little game of cat and mouse, Taylor. But one day, you will be mine. Not literally, but you know, in my head.

Photo Credit: FameFlynet

Claudia Romani Thong Selfie, Taylor Swift Bikini Sapphics, Lady Gaga Deep Yoga Bends Highlight the Sextastic Twitpic Roundup

By Bill Swift | Jan 29th, 2015 @ 12:59 pm

View the Gallery / 24 Photos »

Oh, my oh my. How the social media hot pics do fly. Around the digisphere and the interweb, with stops at my heart and my lower heart, being sure to say howdy and drop off some happy feelings. It really continues to amaze me how prolific the hottest ladies are with they and their buddy’s cameras with the subsequent desire to share their sextastic poses. It’s truly wonderful. Let us never forsake this gift.

This week’s Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes Taylor Swift in a bikini with her bikini girlfriends, Lady Gaga going deep asstastic up yoga bends, Claudia Romani thong stylings, Kylie Jenner showing off her cleavage, Miley Cyrus in a bikini, Jessica Hinton in one damn fine bikini, and much much more. You owe it to however much you’re about to lose on the Super Bowl this weekend to check out each and every one of these amazingly candid skin filled photos. Enjoy.

Photo Credit: Instagram

Last Week's Roundup In Case You Were In a Denver Airport

27 Photos »

Super Leggy Taylor Swift Heads To Ballet Class In NYC

By Jack Tomas | Jan 15th, 2015 @ 7:55 am

View the Gallery / 8 Photos »

In the annals of hotness history I predict that one day Taylor Swift will be regarded as having the all time greatest legs ever. They are like a mile long and are perfectly toned and silky smooth. They were looking particularly nice in this white dress ensemble she was sporting on her way to ballet practice. The knowledge that she’s doing ballet makes me very excited, mainly because it can only mean that her near perfect legs will get even better. Have you checked out a ballerina’s stems? At my college they used to house the girls of the Houston ballet in the dorms and my friends and I would find excuses to go to campus to check them out while they stretched and leaped in their tights. I wonder if I can audit Taylor’s class just so I can watch her?

But that would never work. I’m pretty sure tights don’t come in my size and if they do they shouldn’t.

Photo Credit: INF

Taylor Swift, Selena Gomez, Salma Hayek Highlight Hotties at 2015 In-Style Golden Globes After Party

By Bill Swift | Jan 12th, 2015 @ 8:31 am

View the Gallery / 15 Photos »

It seemed like everybody who was anybody outrageously hot stopped by the In-Style Golden Globes After-Party last night. It’s certainly the biggest of the bunch and most of the self-congratulating thespianic crowd plus a whole bunch of models and divas make their way to the party after the four hour ‘ain’t we awesome, peace out’ ceremony is over.

I’m talking Taylor Swift with her arm draped around Lorde like she was her date, Selena Gomez righteously hot, Alessandra Ambrosio, Sarah Hyland, Cara Delevingne, Hilary Duff, and a ton others looking all sparkly and shiny and cleavetastic. It’s eerily reminiscent of the parties I used to throw in high school, only with the addition of tons of ridiculously hot women. Okay, well, any women. Still, I had the best mixed tapes. I bet Lorde would’ve loved them. Enjoy.

Photo Credit: Getty

Sofia Vergara Stole the Show at the 2014 GG After Party

20 Photos »

Taylor Swift Bare Midriff in the Bare Cold of Times Square on NYE

By Bill Swift | Jan 2nd, 2015 @ 12:01 pm

Taylor Swift Performs At NYE In Times Square

View the Gallery / 8 Photos »

Taylor Swift braved the cold in New York’s Time Square to provide a strutting performance for revelers who would delight in a mini-Taylor Swift concert on New Year’s Eve. She really did have quite a spectacular past year, both professionally, and personally, as we watched her legs on nearly permanent display through all foru seasons.

Taylor doesn’t quite reach the exhibitionist threshold of her fellow pop stars when it comes to concert wardrobes, she’s a bit more reserved, which could be considered higher maintenance, but I just think about it as a greater challenge. Not that I would put myself through being her boyfriend, too many rungs on that ladder, but for a post-show NYE round of meaningless but memorable making of the sexy to show her exes she’s not as boring as they all say, I’d allow myself to be used in that manner. I am giving. Taylor Swift is receiving. We’re already a match. Enjoy.

Photo Credit: Splash

Taylor Ever Highlights Her Gams in Concert