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Shakira, Olivia Munn, Carrie Underwood, Taylor Swift, and Miranda Lambert’s Funbags Lead List of Nice Sights at Country Music Awards

I'm pretty sure the Academy of Country Music Awards holds their ceremonies about five times a year now. At last it seems like these country awards are going on nonstop throughout the year. But I think this is the big one, or one of the big ones, in Vegas and bringing out all the big names in country, or the big names in hotness at least, which is far more important.

The parade of beauties included Shakira, Taylor Swift, Carrie Underwood, Miranda Lambert, Olivia Munn who I don't think sings country but was super cleavy, and a gaggle more of super sextastic decked out women who wouldn't love me even if I played guitar and crooned about how hard it is to do something basic. It'd be easier to make fun of country music if they didn't have such super good looking women. Sort of like making fun of the dude in high school who got all the girls. Sour grapes, I know. Enjoy.

Taylor Swift and Lorde Have a Leg-Off on the Beach

While not quite as many boys are discovering themselves to wall posters of Lorde as they did, say, Katy Perry or Carrie Underwood, the talented teen Kiwi is still a young lady of rather large real talent, and not incredibly shy about a little exhibition time at the beach with her new bestie, Taylor Swift. I'd mostly like to shoot myself now for using the word 'bestie' but not before I get another peek at Taylor's own stems, which I do adore, even if I know she's probably use them to choke me to death then write a song about how she can't find any decent boys with strong necks to love her.

These two are quite a pair. Beach-faring leggy young ladies with about eight bazillion clams worth of popular music talent between them. I admire successful young women. Usually from behind a tree with binoculars. Enjoy.

Taylor Swift and I Should Go Dancing One Day

My moves may be straight out of cabbage patch town, but I could step it up to get close to the long dancer legs of Taylor Swift, who may have cut her hair shorter, much to the delight of magazines who seem to live and die with celebrity haircuts, but has kept her toned legs nice and long, the longest in the pop diva marketplace really. You only need see Taylor up against her peers to realize she's a solid six to nine inches past the other shorty hotties we lust. It's really and truly all in the legs.

Taylor has been working out some new routines this week in Los Angeles, hitting the studio daily in her short skirts to take flight in her new moves. While it's easy to mock Taylor Swift for her personal flaws, it's much more difficult to run your index finger all the way from her heel up to her sacred Swift regions. I'm choosing to focus my energies on the latter. Enjoy.

Taylor Swift Rocks Out for the Kids, But Pleases the Grown Men in Jolly Old England

Her songs and style and whole silly stage show might be meant for her younger skewing audience, but there's no doubt Taylor Swift has some allure in her bag of long legged tricks for the older lads and blokes among the crowd at her 02 arena concert in London. The costumes and get-ups are a bit much, and I'm not sure Taylor actually plays electric guitar, but she seems quite earnest in her shtick and wardrobe, so I'm willing to stare at her gams and long writhing body on stage and pretend it's all part of some secretly grown up sensual act designed to provoke the lesser angels like myself.

Taylor Swift has become somewhat of a controversial figure over the past few years for her high maintenance girlfriend routine, but, it's times like these it's good to remind yourself you're not actually dating her, just staring at her and pretending you have one night alone with her in her London hotel giving her a full body massage, from lipstick to toenails. See, there, that's much better. Enjoy.

Paula Patton, Taylor Swift, and Shannon Elizabeth Led List of Hotties at Pre-Grammys Salute to Something

Honestly, there were so many pre-Grammy parties over the weekend, it's impossible to keep track. They all honored somebody or something very worthy I'm certain. I know the chicken was overcooked at most events and it was impossible to get a drink or three. Still, the hotties came out which means our periscopes were raised, both literally and figuratively, including this Industry Icons event where Paula Patton, Shannon Elizabeth, Taylor Swift, Miley Cyrus, and many others came out to show off their cleavage, the best cause of all really.

As much as I lambaste awards season, it is also high season for decked out sextastic celebrities. If that's your thing, it's one of mine, then this is your high season as well. And you didn't even have to pay $500 a ticket to get that bad chicken. Enjoy.

Taylor Swift and Her Lengthy Legs of Temptation Hit the Streets of L.A.

They're back. Those sextastic long toned legs on Taylor Swift that I'm not quite sure she knows how to use, but I definitely know she's aware men would like to teach her. At least, that's how I fantasize it going down.

Taylor really does have some of the finest legs in all of Celebrityville. Not merely because she's taller than most of her fellow ladies in Tinsel Town, not to mention taller than Cruise and Stallone. But she's been working out those gams at yoga and the gym and they are looking mighty ready to do some strangulation type damage on some gentleman she will later pen a horrible song or two about. Still, it'd be worth the ride even for the rough ending. Bless you, summer shorts in the winter. Enjoy.

Taylor Swift Takes Her Luscious Long Legs and Body Hugging Top Out Dancing

Taylor Swift is a solid six inches taller than almost all of her female counterparts in the business, and doesn't she know it. All that extra length is entire in her long legs she loves to show off in short skirts, dresses on stage, or in shorts headed to dance practice in Los Angeles. The fact that Taylor was showing off some of her almost never seen chesty goodness in a tight workout top was quite the bonus.

She really could be quite the exhibitionist champion if she'd only allow it. But, we know she's not comfortable in that role. Which is why we spy so much on her. It's sort of our obligation with the more shy girls. Eventually, skin must be seen. By hook or by crook. It's a rule of nature. And Taylor has many things to be proud of, including those killer stems. Enjoy.