Taylor Swift had a very big stage to fill. All of Hollywood Boulevard which was blocked off in front of the Jimmy Kimmel show for a much promoted musical performance from the leggy pop star. She did not disappoint in the exhibition department, at least for Taylor Swift, with some long legs, bare midriff, bra top, and some quite lovely narrow camel toe on display for the audience. You can’t wear that kind of get up on national television without working out most every nook and cranny of your female form, including that lady cleft.
I’m not sure Taylor intended to show off quite as much as she did, but I’m going to have a little happy cry regardless. Taylor never slips up when it comes to wardrobe, so we take our Swift peeks where and whenever we can get them. I’d call this memorable. In fact, my libido is filing it away now under T.Swift happy parts. Not so random accessed memory. Thank you, Taylor Swift. Enjoy.
We now know Taylor Swift and her long toned body aren’t happening by accident. She spent the entire summer with her model buddy Karlie Kloss hitting the gym and Pilates and yoga and puppy stands no doubt in order to keep that core and those long legs in tight runway like condition. It certainly shows. And Taylor Swift is determined not to let any of that hard work not be noticed. She’s been wearing short skirts and shorts pretty much nonstop since the Spring. And, good for her, and us leg lovers.
Taylor landed in Los Angeles with a fresh peek of her long stems in shorts and her knee high socks, reminiscent of the school girl who gave you happy dreams back in the day when you thought perhaps your B+ in algebra would be enough to win you the fine ladies in school. Not so lucky there, but fortunate that Taylor is not missing an opportunity for a thousand paparazzi to flash her ‘oh, are my long supple thighs showing again’ coquettish look. I love that look. And those legs. She might be a high maintenance girlfriend, but she’s a very low maintenance ogle. I do so love that that option exists. Enjoy.
Taylor Swift had her most prominent feature front and center in a Mario Testino shoot for Vogue UK’s November issue. What is that feature? Why, her legs of course! I have said it before and I will undoubtedly say it again that there are no legs on God’s green Earth that even compare to Taylor Swift’s stems. Her legs are what all other legs aspire to be. Frankly, I could give or take her music but I would pay a lot of money to be front row center at one of her concerts so that I can gaze at her legs. Unfortunately, these pics don’t show off her lovely pert ta-tas. For some reason Mario put her in a bunch of baggy sweaters. But luckily he did show off the legs. He’s no dummy. That’s why he gets paid the big bucks.
I wonder where I can get a copy of Vogue UK? Sure, I have the pictures here but I’m old school and I like print magazines. I’m elderly.
iHeartRadio? More like iHeart looking up Taylor Swift‘s skirt, amiright? Taylor performed at the gigantic concert along with thousands of other artists, or at least it felt like there were thousands of them. She wore a short pink skirt with matching crop top. But, since the intrepid cameramen are shooting upshots from the lip of the stage, they got a look straight up Taylor’s skirt. The result is just a peek at what has seduced all of those men to date her even though they know that when they break up she’s going to write a nasty song about them. In other words, you could see right up her skirt. From what I can see, I can tell that she has one of mother nature’s truly miraculous booties under there. Taylor already has my favorite celebrity legs and bare mid-riff, which are also clearly shown in these pics, but now she also has one of my favorite derrieres.
It’s things like these pics that make life worth living, you know?
Granted, the iHeart Radio Festival in Vegas each September might be the largest assemblage of pop music’s more craptastic hot artists of the moment, but there’s no denying that like all such similar events, the hot girls come out to be seen in show and on the red carpet. iHeart Radio is no small player, so when they put the hooks out to the publicity agents for top level talent, top level talent migrates to Sin City for the weekend. Hotties such as Taylor Swift, a mighty fine looking Fergie, Arielle Kebbel, Sophia Bush, and more show up to strut their finest and talk about all the crazy hot boy bands.
I may never understand teeny music with a fresh funky Casio beat. But I do know pretty girls. And they do tend to be around that same horrific music. So, suck it up like I do and talk about how Iggy Azalea music is really powerful if you want to either be popular with a niece or intend to date anybody under 30 who works in the food services or retail mall industries. Enjoy.
The lovely Taylor Swift took her pussy cat out for a walk in New York City. No, that is not a metaphor for her lady parts. She brought out her little white kitten carried it around like a pocket chihuahua circa 2002. She was looking leggy and amazing as usual. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, Taylor Swift has the best legs of anyone one the planet. They are so long and perfectly toned. I’m usually not one for girls that are very slender. It’s the Latin man in me that craves curves. But Taylor is so freakin hot that I think maybe I’ve been wrong all these years and super skinny girls is where it’s at. Who am I kidding? I love all women no matter their size. You know, within reason.
As a rule it isn’t a good idea to take cats out for walks on the streets of New York. There is too much noise and weird smells and they tend to get spooked. I once tried to take my cat to the park, because I’m that guy, and got several claw marks for my trouble. Still, a cat and a hot celebrity girl? This post wins the internet.
Summer might officially be drawing to a close in the Big Apple, but Taylor Swift and her well-worked out long legs aren’t going anywhere for the autumn. Not when you work that hard at the gym, own that many shorts and short skirts, and happen to be blessed with gams at least half a foot taller than most of your pop diva counterparts. If you got ‘em, flaunt ‘em, daily, nightly, every which way.
Taylor hit the streets of Manhattan in yet another long leg show, in a short pair of shorts and a bare midriff top that exhibited all the hard work she’s doing sweating and stretching with her model friend Karlie Kloss this summer. Apparently the two routinely bunk together after their strenuous workouts. Oh, great, now my lesbionic fun time fantasy boosters are kicking in. I doubt it’s that exciting at Taylor’s abode, though I sure would like to think otherwise. Two tall ladies with hot long legs going at it. Oh, man, somebody ice bucket challenge me but quick. Enjoy.