Nobody has sharper or dirtier minds than the Egotastic! readership. The combo is quite deadly.
Thanks to the many of you who wrote in to mention note of some possible, if not likely, cameltoe -licious exhibition in her pants by Taylor Swift as she entered the David Letterman Show last night. We were so excited by her sheer top, we completely overlooked Swifty's vajayjay. Mea culpa. Enjoy.
The innocent yet beguiling Taylor Swift is probably the single most conservative celebrity we cover here on Egotastic!, and we don't mean the naughty librarian type who appears all coquettish on the outside but once alone turns into a Tantric tiger, we mean the librarian librarian type who when all alone tells you to shoosh and asks you if her bi-focals make her look fat.
Nevertheless, at some point, human sexuality always trumps human conforms, even if it has to leak out unexpectedly or in little tiny glimmers of libidnal hope, as it did for Taylor Swift in a sheer top made sheerer by the evening flash of paparazzi cameras flashing her bra (gasp!) to the entire world. Now, it ain't much, but it's an opening. Like a small rent in the time space continuum that we can only hope and pray busts wide open someday and we get to see some real Taylor Swift skin. Don't hold your breath, not just yet. Enjoy.
Granted, most junior high schools girl these days dress and act more sexually mature than pop superstar Taylor Swift, who seems prepared to go through her entire 20's in the mode of the girl who nailed the Chastity Class final exam to take home the intact hymen prize. (And, yes, the hairbrush in the locked bathroom still remains a free pass, this is the 21st century, natch.)
Nevertheless, there's something alluring about this innocent singer-songwriter who spends her time penning doleful tunes about how her largely effeminate celebrity ex-boyfriends have wronged her in some manner that would only make sense to a girl writing in her Hello Kitty personal journal. We can't shake it, and these photos of Taylor in Glamour magazine, despite being more than fully clothed, aren't really helping. Ince again, we can only imagine getting her out back of the Tastee-Freez and more closely examining her Chastity Class final exam prize. Enjoy.
Still not really sure who programs the iHeart Radio Music Festival every September out in Vegas, but the theme seems to be just get the most popular music acts out there and heap them together in one big pile of rock, pop, rap, MTV style making of the most consumer friendly sausage ever. It's shameless, but ever so popular, natch, and on the upside, the annual monster music show in Sin City brings out hella hotties for both performances and to walk the celebrity red carpet.
Two of our favorites this year were the newly blonde-spiked Miley Cyrus, wearing a see-through top, but sadly and unusually covered for her and Maria Menounos, who needs no reason to show up wherever she wants in hot tight leather pants. Joining this dynamic duo were Nina Dobrev, Taylor Swift, Christina Milian, and Miranda Lambert in a nice fleshy, but not nearly showy enough, pile of desert strip sextastic. Enjoy.
Anybody who's lived a little can tell you that whatever Taylor Swift thinks of as a 'crazy, tumultuous, toxic' relationship as a young wealthy worldwide pop star, would be merely a blip on the Love Hurts radar of most ordinary folks. Oh, no, Jake Gyllenhaal couldn't stop chasing other tail, or Joe Jonas broke up with me via text -- yeah, that's some real Ike and Tina Turner shizz right there, Taylor.
Despite her overblown country girl dramatics, Taylor Swift does remain a girl we'd love to get out of her jeans in the hay loft, I guess creating more material for her musical offerings, and we can't help but notice how hot she looks in the promotional photos for her upcoming album Red, chocked full of the Dear Diary bad boyfriend juice that ought to make it a must-buy for every emotionally imbalanced young teen girl in the world and earn Taylor even more bank. Enjoy.
I'm still not exactly sure what MTV has to do with music, I think the last music video they played was back in '97, and the last time they were considered the tastemakers in pop music was about '92, but, god bless 'em, they keep putting on their music video award shows and the favorite music artist of young teens everywhere keep on showing up. That latter part means we have to cover it, because they do still bring out the hotties once a year.
This year's crop of the PG-rated best at the MTV Video Music Awards included Taylor Swift, who stole the show quite a bit in her musical performance, and on the red carpet, Katy Cocktease, Alicia Keys, Emma Watson, Miley Cyrus, Nicki Minaj, and Rihanna. Â I'll say this for MTV, those are some big gets. Can't say I own any of their albums, but I do own thoughts of each of them being naughty in the back of my Corolla at the drive-in movie theater that shut down eleven years ago, kind of like MTV itself. Enjoy.
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Hayden Panettiere, Taylor Swift, and Carrie Underwood Drop Some Sexy Country Bombs at the CMA’s
As I openly admit any time we discuss Country music, I know between zero and nothing of the art-form, outside of my Johnny Cash CDs and my occasional drunken arguments at bars with juke boxes that Lynyrd Skynyrd is the best country band ever. But I do know this -- there are some serious hotties and hot bodies among the ladies of Country music, and many of them made their sextastic appearance at the 46th Annual CMA awards last night, including Hayden Panettiere (who stars in Nashville now, dontcha know), Taylor Swift whose thighs we shall somewhat split asunder, Carrie Underwood who is a seriously hidden gem, and Kellie Pickler whose crew-cut only mildly distracted us from her big boobs.
These girls may be a little bit country, and I may be a little bit rock 'n roll, but damn if I don't want to make some sweet sweet harmony with each and every one of them (and by harmony. I'm guessing you're thinking the same. Enjoy.
WE'VE ALWAYS HAD A HARD SOFT SPOT FOR CARRIE UNDERWOOD