Taylor Swift

Taylor Swift Rocks Out for the Kids, But Pleases the Grown Men in Jolly Old England

Her songs and style and whole silly stage show might be meant for her younger skewing audience, but there's no doubt Taylor Swift has some allure in her bag of long legged tricks for the older lads and blokes among the crowd at her 02 arena concert in London. The costumes and get-ups are a bit much, and I'm not sure Taylor actually plays electric guitar, but she seems quite earnest in her shtick and wardrobe, so I'm willing to stare at her gams and long writhing body on stage and pretend it's all part of some secretly grown up sensual act designed to provoke the lesser angels like myself.

Taylor Swift has become somewhat of a controversial figure over the past few years for her high maintenance girlfriend routine, but, it's times like these it's good to remind yourself you're not actually dating her, just staring at her and pretending you have one night alone with her in her London hotel giving her a full body massage, from lipstick to toenails. See, there, that's much better. Enjoy.

Paula Patton, Taylor Swift, and Shannon Elizabeth Led List of Hotties at Pre-Grammys Salute to Something

Honestly, there were so many pre-Grammy parties over the weekend, it's impossible to keep track. They all honored somebody or something very worthy I'm certain. I know the chicken was overcooked at most events and it was impossible to get a drink or three. Still, the hotties came out which means our periscopes were raised, both literally and figuratively, including this Industry Icons event where Paula Patton, Shannon Elizabeth, Taylor Swift, Miley Cyrus, and many others came out to show off their cleavage, the best cause of all really.

As much as I lambaste awards season, it is also high season for decked out sextastic celebrities. If that's your thing, it's one of mine, then this is your high season as well. And you didn't even have to pay $500 a ticket to get that bad chicken. Enjoy.

Taylor Swift and Her Lengthy Legs of Temptation Hit the Streets of L.A.

They're back. Those sextastic long toned legs on Taylor Swift that I'm not quite sure she knows how to use, but I definitely know she's aware men would like to teach her. At least, that's how I fantasize it going down.

Taylor really does have some of the finest legs in all of Celebrityville. Not merely because she's taller than most of her fellow ladies in Tinsel Town, not to mention taller than Cruise and Stallone. But she's been working out those gams at yoga and the gym and they are looking mighty ready to do some strangulation type damage on some gentleman she will later pen a horrible song or two about. Still, it'd be worth the ride even for the rough ending. Bless you, summer shorts in the winter. Enjoy.

Taylor Swift Takes Her Luscious Long Legs and Body Hugging Top Out Dancing

Taylor Swift is a solid six inches taller than almost all of her female counterparts in the business, and doesn't she know it. All that extra length is entire in her long legs she loves to show off in short skirts, dresses on stage, or in shorts headed to dance practice in Los Angeles. The fact that Taylor was showing off some of her almost never seen chesty goodness in a tight workout top was quite the bonus.

She really could be quite the exhibitionist champion if she'd only allow it. But, we know she's not comfortable in that role. Which is why we spy so much on her. It's sort of our obligation with the more shy girls. Eventually, skin must be seen. By hook or by crook. It's a rule of nature. And Taylor has many things to be proud of, including those killer stems. Enjoy.

Sofia Vergara Wins the Golden Globes Boobtastic After-Party Awards

Talk about your golden globes, Sofia Vergara has them right here. Sofia easily could have been named the hottie d'jour on the red carpet of the 2014 Golden Globes last night. What she did at the after-party was simply make it a no doubter. Albeit, the lovely likes of Miranda Kerr, Taylor Swift, and a cleavetastic Vanessa Hudgens made a play for the gold medal, nobody was able to keep abreast, as it were, with Sofia and her low cut shiny gown.

At next year's Golden Globes, I hope Sofia sits at my table. I mean, the table I'm assigned to pour water and refill wine glasses. I'm quite certain I would be pouring from her right, even as my left was wandering. Just so damn hot! Enjoy.

Taylor Swift Grocery Shopping Not Exactly Like the Rest of Us

Taylor Swift is just an everyday gal whose long legs I'd like to place tightly around my own form and play Force the Prisoner to Spills His Secrets. She even does her own shopping at the grocery store. Though she doesn't exactly fit in. I'm not sure if it's the outfit or the lipstick or the bodyguard, but she looks different than the other ladies picking up milk and bread.

I'd certainly like to help her with her groceries. Many of my fondest childhood memories involve assisting ladies in the neighborhood in shorter skirts with their groceries. I was the most helpful kid you ever met for the women on my block. For all my efforts, I never got any real action, which sadly provided a window on my future as an adult. Lots of begging, little reward, just like being Taylor's boyfriend. Oh, please let me be next. Enjoy.

Taylor Swift Flashing Legs in Los Angeles

She's got legs though I'm not sure she knows how to use them. Not quiet yet. But pop diva Taylor Swift has definitely got them. She likes to flash her long gams in concert and for photoshoots, but not so often out in public, which makes her little shorts show in Los Angeles quite the treat.

Now I know Taylor gets a lot of complaints on her attitude and that air of high-maintenance girlfriend she gives off. On the other hand, she is six inches taller than all of her peers with grappling long legs that go on forever. She also makes oodles and oodles of cash. I'd let her be my girlfriend for a couple weeks of wrestling time. Some of you are just far too particular. Enjoy.