brian-mcgee - September 25, 2017
Have you ever listened to Halsey's music? Me neither. I figure she's kinda like Taylor Swift, so here's Richard Cheese singing Taylor Swift's classic "Shake It Off."
My favorite thing about Halsey is that she doesn't mind showing off some skin. That's an important quality in a young woman looking to call attention to her music. It's one of the things that sets her apart from the pack, you feel me?
She's got kind of a Selma Blair vibe, but different. Nevermind, in fact, she doesn't really look like Selma Blair at all. I was looking at a small picture of her. They could play sisters in something though. Let's get that in motion, Hollywood. A movie where Selma Blair and Halsey are sisters and they go around being like, "Dad loved you more," and crying and hugging and wearing chunky knit sweaters and then it just turns into a hardcore lesbian sex scene. Someone would make that movie. Right? Don't give up hope.
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