Taylor Swift Tugs On Tiny Shorts Heading To The Gym

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michael-garcia - August 11, 2016

Taylor Swift could be seen tugging at her teeny tiny shorts on her way to the gym in New York City. Taylor is, of course, a very attractive girl, but there is no doubt in my mind what her finest attributes are: her legs. Her long beautiful stems are absolutely incredible. I would say that among the young celebrity hotties right now her legs stand apart, (see what I did there?). They are nicely toned, long, and oh so satisfying. Then you've got her tight little booty that looks great in those tight shorts. All that bad dancing she does had paid off and given her some really nice buns. Her booty isn't big but it sure is splendid.

I keep trying to accidentally bump into Taylor on the streets of New York but I keep being thwarted by her entourage and body guards. How do I explain that I don't want to hurt her, I just want her to fall in love with me and then we can get married and have a million babies.  


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