Rosie Jones

Rosie Jones, Courtnie Quinlan, Nicole Neal, and Other Topless Hotties for i-D Magazine’s Spring Fling

 
By Bill Swift | May 17, 2013 @ 11:26 am
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 Sabine Jemeljanova Topless in i-D Magazine Spring 2013
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I have this dream where I invite several of my very favorite British style glamour models to my abode for an afternoon of Earl Grey and raunchy stripping. Then I snap back to reality to find the BBW sisters from down the hall eating all my Cool Ranch Doritos and sitting on my couch watching Animal Planet. Real life can be such a harsh slap in the face.

Thankfully, I have i-D magazine and their glorious tribute to all things hot and boobtastic and British with a topless complication pictorial of Rosie Jones, Courtnie Quinlan, Nicole Neal, Lacey Bangard, and Sabine Jemeljanova as a virtual lust-filled escape hatch from the doldrums of my apartment complex living. It's quite the array into the foray of all things plump and juicy in the chest puppy department. Yet, classy, cool, and chic. I think I dig. I dig very much. Enjoy.

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Rosie Jones and Rhian Sugden Topless and Finger Biting (Is This Heaven?)

 
By Bill Swift | May 15, 2013 @ 10:16 am
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 Rosie Jones and Rhian Sugden Topless and Touching Each Other in Nuts May 2013
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When two ridiculously hot women start taking off their clothes and touching and biting each other, don't ask a lot of questions. In my case, just stay quietly hidden in the closet or from your vantage point outside their sorority room window. If you question it, it may go away.

Images of the belusted hotties Rosie Jones and Rhian Sugden going at it playfully in their new Nuts photoshoot brings back more than one, in fact, about 17,245, pubescent fantasies of my own involving girls getting all sweaty and Sapphic in grown up person lingerie, and not much else. Hey, some kids dreamed about hitting a home run in the World Series or landing a spaceship on Mars. I just wanted to see a hot topless girl biting another hot topless girls finger. I've achieved my dream. And you wonder why I'm happy all the time. Enjoy.

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Rosie Jones Forever Hot, Forever Topless, and Forever On Our Minds on Mammarial Monday

 
By Bill Swift | April 22, 2013 @ 1:28 pm
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 Rosie Jones Topless Nuts Photoshoot April 2013
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Rosie Jones may not be forever young, but she is forever hot and topless it seems, a tall drink as they say for a man thirsty for the sight of blessed beautiful funbags on this Mammarial Monday start to the week.

Featured in outtakes from her latest shoot from our friends at Nuts magazine, Rosie Jones shows exactly why she has quietly dominated the glamour model boobtastic circuit for a few years now, and why any competitors to her title should surely polish their knockers up fine before even considering a challenge. In fact, I'd like to help those challengers polish up their knockers, even if defeat by Rosie stands firmly, err, softly, in their way. Enjoy.

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Rosie Jones and Her Chest of Gold Accepts Challenge from Kym Graham in Battle of the the Boobtastic

 
By Bill Swift | April 11, 2013 @ 11:29 am
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Wow, talk about diving head first into the flesh-filled boobtastic wars, newcomer Kym Graham goes all in in her inaugural Battle of the Boobtastic competition, challenging none other than fan favorite Rosie Jones.

There's dipping and then there's plunging. And while we applaud Kym's bold entry, we also must let her know that only one thing matters in this Battle, well, two things, ripe, sweet, perfect funbags on the front side of a beautiful woman. No outside influences should be considered. So, as to Kym's bold challenge, did it work or was it futile. Whose ta-ta's reign supreme?

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Rosie Jones, Holly Peers, and India Reynolds Topless, Frisky Friends in Fun Outtakes

 
By Bill Swift | April 2, 2013 @ 11:09 am
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 Rosie Jones, Holly Peers and India Reynolds Topless Outtakes for Nuts March 2013
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Someday I'd like to have a party where the guest list was me, Rosie Jones, Holly Peers, and India Reynolds. And, no, you can't come. Or any of my friends. Not even more female friends if I had any. Just the four of us, What's that, Rosie Jones? A game of nekkid Twister? Why yes, that would be delightful. India, right hand to yellow. Holly, left foot to green. Yes, that is a green circle. No, that's not my thumb. Oh, the fun we would have as we all tumbled together into a mass of bare flesh and Made-in-China vinyl game board.

Sadly, I was not invited to the party the three girls had with Nuts magazine and their photoshoot this past month, but we all do get to see the outtakes. Glorious glorious outtakes. Three wicked hot Britty babes with bodies that seems fashioned by the gods. All topless and twisty and... oh, no, left hand to... well, nevermind. Enjoy.

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Lacey Banghard Dareth Bareth Her Lady Bumps Against Rosie Jones in the Battle of the Boobtastic

 
By Bill Swift | March 28, 2013 @ 10:59 am
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Oh, happy pants, err, happy day, when two juggernauts of the jiggly parts go chest to chest in our funbag Thunderdome, a fleshy contest of size, skills, and raw lady flesh that we affectionately refer to as the weekly Battle of the Boobtastic.

In one corner, we have the inimitable Page 3 Idol winner Lacey Banghard and some sweater puppies so perfectly pert that Picasso would've painted them precisely as is were she to have modeled for him. And in the opposing corner, Rosie Jones, a young woman we've officially lusted since the day she turned 18, and those special feelings have only swelled in the past five years. I can't stand to see either woman lose. I want to pull each close to my body and whisper into their ears that everything will be just fine, even as my hands instinctively crawl over their equally delicious bottomsides.

But, competition demands a winner and a loser be named! So, I ask you, whose ta-ta's reign supreme?

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Rosie Jones Topless Hotness in Honor of One Must-See Pizza Eating Contest

 
By Bill Swift | March 13, 2013 @ 12:43 pm
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 Rosie Jones Looks Stunning in Topless Nuts Photoshoot February 2013
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Don't you know, in addition to being young and hot and wicked bodied, Rosie Jones is also the charitable type. So she and India Reynolds and some of their other friends will be live-streaming them little hot selves devouring as much pizza as possible for charity. And, you really should watch it live on Friday.

To honor Rosie's benevolent accomplishment, we take a look at two of her other fine benevolences, outtakes from her recent Nuts magazine shoot where the bodacious brunette lends her good looks to the visually charitable cause of oglers everywhere. What a girl. Enjoy.

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