Rosie Jones

India Reynolds Motions for Rosie Jones to Step Forward and Battle Boobs

 

It's always difficult for me when two particularly favorite ladies of the lust-inducement industry step into the same round ring of titular excellence to compete chest to chest for the top melons of the week. It's like kissing your cousin, if your cousin happens to be crazy hot with a rack built in heaven itself.

In this week's Battle of the Boobtastic, India Reynolds takes on Rosie Jones for the ultimate conflict of sweet teats smooshed up against one another in contention for the crown. I haven't the stomach or heart to decide between these two luscious female forms. So, decide you must, break a heart, elate a soul, it's up to you. Between these two faptastic sweethearts, whose ta-ta's reign supreme?

Battle of the Boobtastic: India Reynolds vs. Rosie Jones

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Rosie Jones Topless Hotness Invades Interivu Magazine

 

I guess I wasn't the only one celebrating Rosie Jones epic funbags and her birthday this weekend. The good folks at Interviu magazine in Spain saw fit to honor Rosie with their cover and a sweet spread of her chestal goodness within.

Rosie Jones was born to model and make people happy. Not many people can say they're doing precisely as Mother Nature intended. Rosie brings so much happiness to so many people and at just 24 now, she has so many more years to keep doing so. Her legacy is as firm as... well, never mind. The point is, Rosie Jones is a goddess to whom I would bring purified rain water in a lotus leaf each morning to gently wake her. Well, first the morning sex, then the lotus leaf bit. A man has to keep his priorities. Enjoy.

Happy Birthday, Rosie Jones! (Our Annual Tribute to the Epic Sextastic That Is Rosie Jones)

 

You know my all-time favorite hotties list runs about 47 single-spaced pages deep. I don't play favorites, I would gladly drown in the sextastic bodies of any one of them. But I have made it a point to specifically remember Rosie Jones each July 19th (okay, we're a day early) and her bountiful gifts she presents each year to millions of passion-filled men and Sapphic leaning women.

It's hard to believe Rosie is only turning 24. This makes it six full years since we've seen her flashing her epic udders for our viewing pleasure. She literally started the day she turned 18, at least officially. For all you do for all of us, all those happy all over tingles, Rosie, happy birthday to you, darling. Enjoy.

Battle of the Boobtastic for the Ages: Rosie Jones Chest Thumps Rhian Sugden

 

Every now and then a conflict comes along that everyone must agree is absolutely righteous. I don't mean silly rap feuds or even global nuclear showdowns, I'm talking about the important stuff. Like two titans of the tittastic, Rosie Jones and Rhian Sugden, stepping into the caged heat that is the Battle of the Boobtastic. Two lovely award winning ladies with fierce face and hot chests ready to focus on just one goal -- winning. It's really pretty moving.

I don't envy those of you who must cast the deciding votes as to which of these naturally racktastic angels is of the higher order. The stakes are high, the breasts are real. In your humble opinion, whose ta-ta's reign supreme?

Battle of the Boobtastic: Rosie Jones vs. Rhian Sugden

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Rosie Jones Topless Photoshoot for Zoo Magazine

 

English model and professional hot person Rosie Jones showed off her Britannic majesties for the June issue of Zoo Magazine. Rosie is very thin but has some huge funbags. We're talking serious motorboating material here. If I had to rate her ta-tas on a scale of one to ten I'd give her an 11, like Spinal Tap but sexier. It also helps that she is seriously effing pretty. Like, strikingly so. She's got that flirty look that makes men's knees knock together. But she still looks approachable. She seems like the type of girl that you could have a couple of pints with at the pub and maybe have a snog in a dark corner. See all those British words I just used. I've watched shows on the BBC. I'm cultured.

I do enjoy the ladies of the British isles. I am drawn to their polite hotness.

Lucy Collett Chests Up to Rosie Jones for an Epic Topless Battle of the Boobtastic

 

Are you kidding me? Two of my favorite girls in the entire world choosing to do battle in the cage of chesty goodness simply for my prurient viewing pleasure? Wow, talk about feeling like Caesar. It's good to be king. Or emperor. Or Senator something or other. It's mostly just good to have two eyes and one set of... well, you know, when peeking in on the Battle of the Boobtastic between redheaded goodie basket Lucy Collett and young future HOFer in the hotness department, Rosie Jones.

I'm almost sad that one of them must go home unhappy today. But funbag justice must be served. And you must decide, between these two titans of the topless wonderments, whose ta-ta's reign supreme?

Battle of the Boobtastic: Lucy Collett vs. Rosie Jones

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R.I.P. Nuts Magazine: Pour Some Ta-Ta’s Out For My Lady Homies

 

As you know, we've had a close, almost intimate peeping relationship with the good folks at Nuts magazine across the pond now really ever since Egotastic! has been around. Nuts started as a print and then online lads magazine in the U.K. just about a decade ago. In that time, it's hard to count on hands and toes and other appendages how many fine looking topless lasses they've brought to our attention. Now, they are closing shop. Online and off. It's a melancholy moment for those 99.9% of us who love funbags.

It might not be common knowledge, but it's very economically difficult to run an R-rated journalistic endeavor. You're too racy for Victorian era corporate advertisers but you're not racy enough for people willing to spend money for their passions. It's the nightmare that keeps me awake at night, before I have some warm beer and ease back into slumber. We will miss Nuts. They were good, earnest, boobtastic loving folks. Of course, the glamour models will continue on in other venues, but as with any loss, things will not be entirely the same forever more.

Naturally, Nuts is going out with a chestal bang. A farewell edition full of ripe and ruddy British girls and their faptastic treats. Lucy Pinder, Stacey Poole, Rosie Jones and others taking part in one last lady hump hurrah. RIP.