Rosie Jones

Rosie Jones Topless Outtakes Warm My Cockles and Fill My Heart With Joy

 

I'm not sure how it is that the ridiculously hot Rosie Jones and I have never turned our mutual passions into real life making of the sexy time. It could be that I'm misunderstanding the word 'mutual', but I take it to mean that my lust for Rosie Jones runs as deep as the oceans and she has yet to file a restraining order on my ass with Interpol. I assume we're all good.

Featured in blessed outtakes from our friends at Nuts magazine, the still young brunette glamour model extraordinaire once more employs some naughty night time lingerie to tease us to the point of mental, and if we can get the private time, physical, exhaustion. But most definitely the good kind of tired.

Oh, Rosie, thy body doth slay me. Enjoy.

Rosie Jones Topless Contest With Lucy Collett in the Weekly Battle of the Boobtastic

 

Talk about your battle of the titty titans. Our highly belusted long time since barely legal lust, Rosie Jones, pits her forefronts against the mighty ginger spectaculars of Lucy Collett, a woman for whom we've hyperventilated to dangerous degrees on more than one occasion. This is like watching Batman battle Superman, if both superheroes were incredibly hot women with amazing funbags.

Still, even in a Battle of the Boobtastic superpowers, one must win and one must go home in tears. And you have been granted the power to make this determination. So, I ask you, between these two ridiculously hot melon-ripe Page 3 models, who's ta-ta's reign supreme?

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READER FINDS: Christina Hendricks Sextastic, Petra Nemcova Topless, Lake Bell Nekkid, and Much Much More…

 

It's a Holiday weekend Friday which means many of you are already halfway to your destinations by now if you're leaving town, or halfway to tipsy town if you're staying in. I'm halfway to both, but there's no way we're not celebrating this week's communal offering of copious skin before this day is out. A little sextastic something we like to call Reader Finds.

This week's Reader Finds includes Rosie Jones and Lacey Banghard sharing a romantic topless hug (that OMG moment courtesy of EgoReader 'Jay S.'), Christina Hendricks hella hot in a Matthias McGrath photoshoot (thank you 'Reuben'), Sonja Bennett topless in the aptly titled Young People Fucking (a big contribution by 'Danes'), gloriously hot Natasha Henstridge nekkid onscreen (delivered by 'Duane R.'), Italian model Bianca Balti flashing her tubulars (kudos to 'Matt' on this one, err, two), Charlize Theron nekkid and burning hot from the big screen (a whoa baby from 'Will B.'), hottie Cristina Serrano in Interviu magazine (plus plus plus to 'Devon'), Siena Miller topless in Two Jacks (grandly given by 'Sophie'), Rebecca Hall of Iron Man fame topless at the movies (many thanks to 'Ito'), thespianic Susan Ward flashing her goodies (hearty congratulations to 'O.M' on this find), Melissa Johnston topless in Barely Legal (gracias to 'Cory'), Melissa Riso who we just met topless modeling pics (donated graciously by 'Dennis'), Heathyr Hoffman from the SyFy Channel topless (we bow down to 'John R.'), some wickedly hot Petra Nemcova topless modeling pics (by way of 'Adam F.'), Sofia Vergara see-through (lent ever so kindly by 'Amod'), Skylar Grey all wet and see-through (benevolence of 'swistaszek'), and, last, but certainly not least, the hot bodied Lake Bell nekkid in her newer film, Black Rock. It's a handful, a mouthful, and a solid snort worth of celebrity skin. Enjoy.

Rosie Jones, Courtnie Quinlan, Nicole Neal, and Other Topless Hotties for i-D Magazine’s Spring Fling

 

I have this dream where I invite several of my very favorite British style glamour models to my abode for an afternoon of Earl Grey and raunchy stripping. Then I snap back to reality to find the BBW sisters from down the hall eating all my Cool Ranch Doritos and sitting on my couch watching Animal Planet. Real life can be such a harsh slap in the face.

Thankfully, I have i-D magazine and their glorious tribute to all things hot and boobtastic and British with a topless complication pictorial of Rosie Jones, Courtnie Quinlan, Nicole Neal, Lacey Bangard, and Sabine Jemeljanova as a virtual lust-filled escape hatch from the doldrums of my apartment complex living. It's quite the array into the foray of all things plump and juicy in the chest puppy department. Yet, classy, cool, and chic. I think I dig. I dig very much. Enjoy.

Rosie Jones and Rhian Sugden Topless and Finger Biting (Is This Heaven?)

 

When two ridiculously hot women start taking off their clothes and touching and biting each other, don't ask a lot of questions. In my case, just stay quietly hidden in the closet or from your vantage point outside their sorority room window. If you question it, it may go away.

Images of the belusted hotties Rosie Jones and Rhian Sugden going at it playfully in their new Nuts photoshoot brings back more than one, in fact, about 17,245, pubescent fantasies of my own involving girls getting all sweaty and Sapphic in grown up person lingerie, and not much else. Hey, some kids dreamed about hitting a home run in the World Series or landing a spaceship on Mars. I just wanted to see a hot topless girl biting another hot topless girls finger. I've achieved my dream. And you wonder why I'm happy all the time. Enjoy.

Rosie Jones Forever Hot, Forever Topless, and Forever On Our Minds on Mammarial Monday

 

Rosie Jones may not be forever young, but she is forever hot and topless it seems, a tall drink as they say for a man thirsty for the sight of blessed beautiful funbags on this Mammarial Monday start to the week.

Featured in outtakes from her latest shoot from our friends at Nuts magazine, Rosie Jones shows exactly why she has quietly dominated the glamour model boobtastic circuit for a few years now, and why any competitors to her title should surely polish their knockers up fine before even considering a challenge. In fact, I'd like to help those challengers polish up their knockers, even if defeat by Rosie stands firmly, err, softly, in their way. Enjoy.

Rosie Jones and Her Chest of Gold Accepts Challenge from Kym Graham in Battle of the the Boobtastic

 

Wow, talk about diving head first into the flesh-filled boobtastic wars, newcomer Kym Graham goes all in in her inaugural Battle of the Boobtastic competition, challenging none other than fan favorite Rosie Jones.

There's dipping and then there's plunging. And while we applaud Kym's bold entry, we also must let her know that only one thing matters in this Battle, well, two things, ripe, sweet, perfect funbags on the front side of a beautiful woman. No outside influences should be considered. So, as to Kym's bold challenge, did it work or was it futile. Whose ta-ta's reign supreme?

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