Rosie Jones

Rosie Jones Topless Photoshoot for Zoo Magazine

 
Rosie Jones Topless Photoshoot for Zoo Magazine June 2014
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English model and professional hot person Rosie Jones showed off her Britannic majesties for the June issue of Zoo Magazine. Rosie is very thin but has some huge funbags. We’re talking serious motorboating material here. If I had to rate her ta-tas on a scale of one to ten I’d give her an 11, like Spinal Tap but sexier. It also helps that she is seriously effing pretty. Like, strikingly so. She’s got that flirty look that makes men’s knees knock together. But she still looks approachable. She seems like the type of girl that you could have a couple of pints with at the pub and maybe have a snog in a dark corner. See all those British words I just used. I’ve watched shows on the BBC. I’m cultured.

I do enjoy the ladies of the British isles. I am drawn to their polite hotness.

Lucy Collett Chests Up to Rosie Jones for an Epic Topless Battle of the Boobtastic

 
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Are you kidding me? Two of my favorite girls in the entire world choosing to do battle in the cage of chesty goodness simply for my prurient viewing pleasure? Wow, talk about feeling like Caesar. It’s good to be king. Or emperor. Or Senator something or other. It’s mostly just good to have two eyes and one set of… well, you know, when peeking in on the Battle of the Boobtastic between redheaded goodie basket Lucy Collett and young future HOFer in the hotness department, Rosie Jones.

I’m almost sad that one of them must go home unhappy today. But funbag justice must be served. And you must decide, between these two titans of the topless wonderments, whose ta-ta’s reign supreme?

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R.I.P. Nuts Magazine: Pour Some Ta-Ta’s Out For My Lady Homies

 

As you know, we’ve had a close, almost intimate peeping relationship with the good folks at Nuts magazine across the pond now really ever since Egotastic! has been around. Nuts started as a print and then online lads magazine in the U.K. just about a decade ago. In that time, it’s hard to count on hands and toes and other appendages how many fine looking topless lasses they’ve brought to our attention. Now, they are closing shop. Online and off. It’s a melancholy moment for those 99.9% of us who love funbags.

It might not be common knowledge, but it’s very economically difficult to run an R-rated journalistic endeavor. You’re too racy for Victorian era corporate advertisers but you’re not racy enough for people willing to spend money for their passions. It’s the nightmare that keeps me awake at night, before I have some warm beer and ease back into slumber. We will miss Nuts. They were good, earnest, boobtastic loving folks. Of course, the glamour models will continue on in other venues, but as with any loss, things will not be entirely the same forever more.

Naturally, Nuts is going out with a chestal bang. A farewell edition full of ripe and ruddy British girls and their faptastic treats. Lucy Pinder, Stacey Poole, Rosie Jones and others taking part in one last lady hump hurrah. RIP.

Rosie Jones Topless Shall Always Be Three Words That Thrill Me Like No Other

 
Rosie Jones Topless Nuts Outtakes April 2014
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I feel like I’ve been in lust with Rosie Jones since before my bobos even descended into their current location, though I’m certain that can’t possibly be true. Rosie Jones is still ever so young in her early 20′s but her several years now of showing off her fine female form without many clothes feels like she’s created a lifetime of memories already. Happy mammary memories.

But, like any great artist, there is no peaking for Rosie Jones. She’s back again in outtakes from her recent Nuts photoshoot and looking simpler hotter and more funbag faptastic than ever. I’m not exactly sure how she does it, I only know I wish I could bottle it and keep it by my bedside for occasional sniffs. Oh, the aroma of Rosie Jones sextastic could mean that I never sleep on my stomach again, Completely worth it. Bless you, Rosie Jones. Enjoy.

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Rosie Jones Topless Dancing Jiggles Make Me Ever So Happy on a Mammarial Monday

 
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Hey, did you happen to see the most beautiful girl in the world, and if you did, was she crying? I mean, I like to think Rosie Jones and her inimitable funbags cries nightly knowing what she lost when she refused to answer my last 900 (rounded down) letters beseeching her to consider me as a viable suitor. Until such time as Rosie Jones comes to her senses and accepts me as her towel boy slash toe-butler, I will have to settle for the libido unsettling of her glorious female form in guises such as this sweet new looks at Rosie from her Nuts behind the scenes video.

Rosie Jones would qualify as a masterpiece if she sat in any museum, as a priceless keepsake were she judged in auction, and as my main squeeze were she in my stable of incredibly hot women dying to use me as a male object. Rosie Jones stirs so many emotions in my bubbly cauldron. I wish would you come hang out more often. Strip Connect Four is in our future. Enjoy.

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Staci Noblett Dareth to Challenge a Topless Rosie Jones in the Battle of the Boobtastic

 
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There are many great challenges in life I’m not sure I’d undertake. Like challenging Peyton Manning to a football throwing contest (non-playoff game environment, naturally). Challenging Shaun White to a snowboard-off. Or playing liar’s poker with a Congressman. Such is the uphill battle to knock off king of the hill, err, queen of the hill, that Staci Noblett undertakes today in her Battle of the Boobtastic against the vaunted Rosie Jones. But, hey, just as in any sport, you play the game because you never know who might win on any given day.

The neat part is, you get to decide the winner. Not ‘get to’, you really must. This is your civic duty, your social contract with funbags. Between Staci Noblett and Rosie Jones, I ask you, whose ta-ta’s reign supreme?

Battle of the Boobtastic: Staci Noblett vs. Rosie Jones

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Humpday Huzzah! Rosie Jones Topless Perfection Is… Perfect

 
Rosie Jones Topless in Lingerie for Nuts March 2014
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What can you say about Rosie Jones besides the fact she’s one stupendous young lady with one of the finest pairs of funbags on this planet. I do disfavor superlatives, but every time I see the perfectly pert and pouty pair on Rosie Jones, I am reminded all over again why I dedicate my workday, and a good chunk of my off-work time, to the pursuit of sweet lady melons. Rosie is inspiring.

Featured in the current edition of Nuts magazine, Rosie takes the simple act of the lingerie striptease and turns it into yet another Mona Lisa type classic passion inducing reveal. If Mona Lisa had yams like Rosie Jones, I’d actually visit the Louvre instead of just telling people that I have just to sound sophisticated. Rosie, you are my Huzzah!

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