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Kim Kardashian, Nina Dobrev, and Kate Upton Among the Many Many Hotties at Cannes amfAR Gala

By Bill Swift | May 25, 2012 @ 3:53 pm

Nina Dobrev Shines in a Purple Dress at AMFAR Cinema

Kim Kardashian Shows Legs in Yellow Dress at AMFAR Cinema

Kylie Minogue in a Low Cut Red Dress at AMFAR Cinema

Janet Jackson is Boobtastic in a White Dress at AMFAR Cinema

Kate Upton in Blue Dress at AMFAR Cinema

Jessie J is Leggy in a Red Dress at AMFAR Cinema

Heidi Klum in a Sheer Dress at AMFAR Cinema

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You know nobody loves a gala more than me. Big swank dress-up affair. As long as crocs are excepted footwear, I'm in. Especially so when half the hot-women in the known universe are in attendance, like the amfAR Gala in Cannes last night, where it was wall to wall sextastic celebrities. Some we love, some we love a little less, but all looked hot and I'm told the drinks were free, so who has time to judge personalities.

Which brings me to Kim Kardashian, who outside of nipple slipping and showboating, had little reason to be in Cannes, but, hell, she looked pretty hot at the amfAR event; so did her former high school classmate (educational term used loosely), Billionaire Barbie, along with the likes of Kate Upton, Nina Dobrev, and too many others to even name. But check them out, because it's sure to spark you're 'I'm Going to Be A Future Movie Producer and Bang My Leading Ladies' fantasies.

And, oh, for a surprise, check out the gallery and see if you can find who wore the boobtastic see-through dress to the party. Enjoy.

Irina Shayk and Tamara Ecclestone Among the Hotties at the De Grisogono Fancy Pants Cannes Party

By Bill Swift | May 24, 2012 @ 12:54 pm

Tamara Ecclestone is Boobtastic in Cannes at the De Grisogono Party

Irina Shayk in Cannes at the De Grisogono Party

Kelly Brook in Cannes at the De Grisogono Party

Paris Hilton Shows legs in Cannes at the De Grisogono Party

Heidi Klum is Cleavy in Cannes at the De Grisogono Party

Victoria Silvstedt in Cannes at the De Grisogono Party

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I don't even know what this party is for, but it was hella fancy. Even by Cannes Film Festival standards. It featured not one, but two heiresses flashing their bodies, Tamara Ecclestone and Billionaire Barbie, and, I guess Nicky Hilton was there too but she's so boring I fell asleep trying to find her. Throw in Heidi Klum, Victoria Silvstedt, Irina Shayk, and Kelly Brook, oh, and a bunch of old dudes with tuxedos and sick amounts of cash, and you have a veritable casbah of celebrity hotness transplanted right there last night on the Mediterranean.

Yeah, I'm never going to get invited to parties like this, and even sneaking in will be tough due to my hyperextended left nut, but, when there is ogling to be done, you've got to play through the pain.

WE'RE STILL NOT SURE HOW TAMARA ECCLESTONE DIDN"T FLASH HER NIPS

Tamara Ecclestone Almost Busts Out of Her Bikini Top on a Yacht in Italy

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Paris Hilton Low Cut Tops Come Out When She Needs Attention

By Bill Swift | May 15, 2012 @ 10:42 am

Paris Hilton Displays a Very Low Cut Top at LAX Airport

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Look out world, because when Billionaire Barbie feels like she is being under-covered, she will under-cover her own self in an attempt to get attention.

The hotel heiress has really been lacking in the news lately. No mentions in the tabloid rags, no car crashes or drunken rants or boyfriend's arrested. She can't even get a fresh nod in the clinical trials studies at the major pharmaceutical manufacturers. Times are tough when you're an attention seeker and it doesn't seek back. So, time to bring out the skin, as Paris did upon her arrival to the paparazzi who camp faithfully outside L.A.X. like so many committed XTC-dealers at Bonnaroo. Her low cut top revealing a good portion of her small, firmer puppies, destined to get her noticed.

And, it works. It always does. Enjoy.

PAris CRAVES ATTENTION LIKE A RAT DOES CHEESE

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Coachella Weekend Two Turns Up the Heat with Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, Paris Hilton, and Kristen Stewart

By Bill Swift | April 23, 2012 @ 11:24 am

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Weekend 2 of Coachella

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I can't tell if Coachella officially died this weekend when Joe Jonas showed up in a fedora to be mobbed by fans or when David Hasselhoff rode around in a mockup of his Knight Rider KIT car, but, to be fair, it probably actually kicked the indie rock bucket a half-dozen years ago. To say it's sold out to the corporate world is to say The Kardashians love money; it's simply a given at this point.

Nevertheless, with all the P.R. agents in Hollywood hustling to get their clients into the V.I.P. roped off section at the California desert music and arts event, you are going to find some Tinsel Town hotties representing. This second weekend included a delightfully honest open shirt look from Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, Billionaire Barbie spastically dancing to the amplified button pushing of her latest virulent boyfriend, and Kristen Stewart who is so indie she refused to let the cameras take her picture, despite, you know, voluntarily entering an area where 100 photographers stood with cameras. Oh, Coachella, R.I.P. Enjoy.

OH, ROSIE, HOW WE LOVE TO LEER AT YOUR BODY

Rosie Huntington Whiteley Smoking Hot in GQ Russia

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Lindsay Lohan, Katy Perry, Paris Hilton, and Other Celebs Flock to the Coachella Music Festival

By Bill Swift | April 16, 2012 @ 10:56 am

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I guess there's two ways to look at it, if you're throwing a party in the Hollywood Hills, you've kind of made it when Lindsay Lohan and Billionaire Barbie stumble into your pad all kinds of wobbly and wasted, however, when you're throwing what you label as an indie rock concert, yeah, not so much on the credibility.

But, so they came, LiLo, Paris, Vanessa Hudgens, Nina Dobrev, Fergie, Jamie Chung, Katy Perry, Mischa Barton, and scores of other celebutantes, to the Coachella Music Festival, or, should we say, to the special select V.I.P. area of the concert cordoned off from the general riff-raff so that finer alcohol and better drugs could be served in the safety of a celebrity friendly environment.

The only thing missing from complete Coachella sell-out was Justin Bieber throwing down gang signs. But I'm sure if we look hard enough, that was going on somewhere. Enjoy.

LAST YEAR'S COACHELLA BROUGHT US WHITNEY PORT UPSKIRTS AND MORE

Vanessa Hudgens Wears See-Through Bottoms at Coachella

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Paris Hilton Flashes Her Tanlined Butt Cheeks on a Yacht

By Bill Swift | April 2, 2012 @ 9:32 am

Asstastic!

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Paris Asstastic Flashing

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Ah, the things Billionaire Barbie has done on a yacht, well, the list reads like a combination of Anais Nin journal meets How Did Peggy Get Those Nasty Sores after-school special, it's debauched.

Yet, we can't help but feel a bit lucky today for these asstastic flashes of cheeky tan lines from Paris out on a yacht in the Sydney Harbor celebrating the big stack of cash she earned from dancing at a nightclub in the Aussie city last week. It is a nice bit of tanned rump, and it is for free, and getting anything from Billionaire Barbie for free is quite a coup. Enjoy.

Paris Hilton Big Dollar Hot Pimping in Sydney

By Bill Swift | March 30, 2012 @ 1:09 pm

Paris Hilton at Marquee Nightclub in Sydney

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Billionaire Barbie gets about a million to open up a nightclub, if you can believe it. A cool million to bring her spastic dance moves overseas to some V.I.P. nightclub or another. Now, the very reason I don't like nightclubs is the very same reason why it's worth a million dollars for a nightclub to get people thinking Paris parties there.

Nevertheless, Billionaire Barbie put on her top dollar show as she opened up the Marquee Nightclub in Sydney, both her good eye and her lazy eye trained on the dude who hands her a check at the end of the evening for partying at their club. Something is so very wrong with this picture, but we can't stop looking. Enjoy.