Sexy Celeb Faceoff: Paris Hilton vs Paris Jackson Edition

We've got a showdown on our hands as it's the battle of the Parises. Pari? Parisses? What's the plural of Paris? Oh, nobody knows because proper names aren't usually pluralized? Thanks for that.

In one corner you've got Paris Hilton, socialite and fixture on the social scene for nearly 20 years. She's got a ton of experience, she's more or less a known commodity at this point, and we know she's good at giving a beej.

Then you've got young blood Paris Jackson, who has made a name for herself as being every bit as outspoken and confrontational as her famous father was shy about that sort of thing. It's gonna be a fight to the finish, but before you start yelling out who you think the winner is, allow me to suggest the following: There doesn't have to be a winner if there are no losers, and there's no losers in this contest.

I think that means you're safe picking either Paris. It's really a win-win!

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