Paris Hilton

Paris Hilton See-Through Bras and Panties Flashes For… Actually, I’m Not Sure For What

By Bill Swift | March 3, 2014 @ 1:24 pm

Paris Hilton Hot in V Magazine March 2014

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I mean, these photos of Billionaire Barbie in various stages of coquettish tease are bound to get noticed, they're in the latest edition of V magazine, though I'm still not sure how to interpret them.

I guess the trick with Paris is not to look for deeper meaning. I'm pretty sure she doesn't herself. Just delight in her various balls and cars and other props as you admire her still rather admirable body. The one she takes with her to party around the world in her various Barbie roles and avocations. She has quite the life gig. Now you can see her nipples and panties and share in it just a bit more. Enjoy.

BILLIONAIRE BARBIE IS NOT ABOVE A QUICK STREET PEEK

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Paris Hilton Flashes Her Shaved Commando Regions For Her Birthday

By Bill Swift | February 17, 2014 @ 9:32 am

Paris Hilton Wears No Underwear to Her Birthday Party in West Hollywood

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Hey, it's your party and you can cry if you want to. Or, you know, skip your underpants. As Billionaire Barbie chose to do at the Greystone Manor in West Hollywood over the weekend where she headlined her own 33rd birthday party, DJing, partying, and winning the red carpet by wearing a high slit dress without the appearance of any panties. Tan lines and a little bumps from close-in shaving, but no panties. Oh, Paris, you are a naughty one.

I guess it's good to know that age isn't changing Paris. She seems to be forever 21, so to speak. I suppose there will come a day when her running around getting wasted and flashing her body parts will get past the point that we want to ogle, but that day is definitely not today. I'm still trying to figure out we can't precisely see her lady nest. I am a man of science. Enjoy.

PASt UPSKIRTS HAVE SHOWN PARIS IS NOT AFRAID TO WEAR PANTIES

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Paris Hilton Leggy Shopping Trip in Hot Pink (Car and Dress)

By Bill Swift | February 6, 2014 @ 10:38 am

Paris Hilton Leggy in a Pink Dress Shopping at Barneys in Los Angeles

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Paris Hilton Topless

Billionaire Barbie gets topless on fancy yachts fairly often. 13 Photos »

It's Awards Season, and even though Billionaire Barbie doesn't technically win any awards since she doesn't work so much, she does attend pretty much every single high profile function, which means she needs to look her best. And there's no more classic look for Paris than climbing out of her pink sports car in a pink short dress showing off her legs and some cleavage on her way to do some fancy time shopping in Beverly Hills. Okay, so that is her job.

Nobody quite gets around town in day and evening like Billionaire Barbie. She has a look for every occasion and an occasion for every look. At least, I think that's how her packaging reads. We may mock her, but she continues to show up looking good and generally not looking like she has a care in the world. Good for her. And for us, the next time its European beach vacation Barbie look time. Enjoy.

Paris Hilton Shows Off Her Goods at Harrahs Atlantic City

By Bill Swift | February 5, 2014 @ 6:33 am

Paris Hilton Shows Some Cleavage at The Pool at Harrahs in Atlantic City

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Well, it wasn't quite Vegas, but Billionaire Barbie floats where the gigs are paying, in this case, Atlantic City, to host a party at Harrah's and lend her incredible DJ skills to the mix. I think that's her current profession at least. Billionaire Barbie does change occupations as fast as they can change her sewn outfits and packaging.

But, bless her, she always looks like she's having fun. And she almost always looks like a million, err, a billion bucks. You go, Paris. Be the singing DJ model race car driving girl you were destined to be. Enjoy.

PARIS ALWAYS FEELS AT HOME PIMPING IN HER BIKINI

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Adriana Lima, Bar Refaeli, Paris Hilton, Alessandra Ambrosio, Brooklyn Decker Hit the Leather and Laces Party in N.Y.

By Bill Swift | February 3, 2014 @ 12:00 pm

Adriana Lima, Alessandra Ambrosio and More at 'Leather and Laces' Party in NYC

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I love a party just filled with super hotties. You can almost count on me being there. Not invited, mind you, but peeking in through the little hole I drill with my handy late night TV infomercial multi-tasker tool and perfect bacon maker. And the Leather and Laces party was the place to be Super Bowl weekend, amid the thousands of parties that went on in the Big Apple to celebrate the big game.

There were so many good looking women showing up to this party that the valets almost forgot to steal the quarters out of the cup holders in their cars. Bar Refaeli, Paris Hilton, Adriana Lima, Brooklyn Decker, Alessandra Ambrosio, that's quite a bevy of beauties all dressed up for the most righteous cause of all -- looking wicked hot. The Super Bowl might've been a clunker of a competitive game, but the Leather and Laces party scored many virtual points. Enjoy.

I'm STILL TINGLING FROM BEYONCE'S SUPER BOWL PERFORMANCE LAST YEAR

Beyonce Wears a Leotard for Superbowl Half Time

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56th Grammy Awards Red Carpet Hotties Rolling In

By Bill Swift | January 26, 2014 @ 4:18 pm

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The theme so far on the red carpet at the 56th Grammy Awards seems to be glamor. Read that as not a heck of a lot of skin. Which is rather odd given the amount of skin used to promote and sell modern music. But I suppose everybody is allowed to pretend.

Stay tuned throughout the pre-show to this ever growing gallery of arrivals on the red carpet at the Grammy Awards, including Taylor Swift, Paris Hilton, Katy Perry, Anna Kendrick, Ariana Grande, Miranda Lambert, and more. Enjoy.

Paris Hilton Almost Shows Off Her Hoohah With Revealing Dress on Red Carpet

By Bill Swift | January 24, 2014 @ 10:30 am

Paris Hilton Wears A Revealing Dress To A Pre Grammy Party In Los Angeles

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Billionaire Barbie doesn't have many shots at Awards season red carpet appearances so you know she's going to make the most of it. At a pre-Grammy party last night, Paris dressed to impress with a dress that nearly showed off her lady parts, but kept just enough of her dignity to be more than enough dignity for Paris Hilton.

Say what you will about Billionaire Barbie, she get gets noticed. She doesn't scream or light herself on fire or even crash her cars so much anymore. She just figures out when and where to show a little something something expensive, and she gets noticed. I think this is semi-applause worthy. I know that dress is. We salute the skin. Enjoy.