Hall of fame hottie Paris Hilton hit the town in a see-through dress. You know, like you do. The dress looks like the doilies that my grandmother used to put on her side tables. The result is that you could see plenty of skin through the holes. Paris has got an amazing body, as anyone who has ever seen a certain video can attest. She’s kept it tight all these years later. In fact, I think Paris is even hotter now. Time has given her an air of maturity or something. What I do know is that Paris being scantily clad is like a universal constant. Much like gravity will always pull things towards the Earth, Paris will dress in skimpy outfits.
Paris was recently in my mother land of Cuba, probably trying to seize back the Havana Hilton. That or she wanted to lie on a beach and drink rum.
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Oh, Paris Hilton! Always up to some wacky sexy shenanigans. Today she’s wearing a sultry see-through white dress. You can see her lovely bare-midriff underneath. Paris has always been in pretty good shape since back in the day when she…um…starred in a famous home movie. Since then I’ve been a fan of her small but perky boobies. Who says that only big mammoth ta-tas should get love? A nice pair of perkies can brighten your day just the same way. The main feature of this outfit is that you can see those long lovely Paris Hilton legs. Paris is tall which makes the leg show go on for days.
I’m not really sure what Paris does with all her time but I do know that she’s a professional at getting my pressure up.
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What I know about fashion can be summed up in three words: Target Gift Cards. But I’m pretty sure when you buy a designer dress that costs several months rent money for most people, it shouldn’t show off your white panties underneath. Or maybe it should. That could be the expensive style.
Either way, the blue number did its work supporting Billionaire Barbie into New York Fashion Week with the most heaving of bosoms we’ve seen to date from the lithesome heiress. It’s possible there was some work done, or maybe just engineering feats of new bra technology. They do seem to engage in tremendous scientific discoveries in that particular undergarment area. Suffice it to say, Paris got her share of desired looks, not even including the men like me inspecting her panties. She never travels alone you might say. Ready to wear. Enjoy.
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A lot has been made recently about Billionaire Barbie perhaps getting some 90210 work done on her chestal region. Paris has always been known for having a rather moderate sized chest though always coming through by hook or crook or special bra with some ample amounts of cleavage. Some of her more recent social media pictures might lead one to believe she’s taken it upon herself to inflate her bosom for more titillating attention. But has she?
In the name of funbag science, we’ve put together a gallery of some of Billionaire Barbie’s more cleavy appearances in the past several years for you to judge for yourself. Or, in the least, have much fun researching. These are indeed the important issues of our time. Let us ogle them thusly. Enjoy.
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Billionaire Barbie has been busy and she’s sharing the best views of her self on Instragram, just to be sure you don’t miss any of the good parts. And the good parts are clearly on display in what can only be described as a melange of Paris from the past several days. As much as we mock the socialite slash DJ slash perfume pimper, there’s no denying Paris makes sure she looks rather stellar in all of her many, ever showy, guises. She may not seek out quite as much attention as a decade ago, but she’s clearly not lost her zeal for public approval.
I’m reviewing these photos and I must say I approve. Enjoy.
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I don’t know. Bra technology being what it is today, sadly, advanced I suppose, it’s sometimes hard to tell in this pushed up, scrunched up, so-called magic lifting bosom engineering age what is real and what is not real and what is really really not real. That’s so confusing. I mostly just like to watch.
Billionaire Barbie has most definitely been showing off some super bigger cleavage this week in London, venturing out to hotspots in the evening, specifically making brilliant note of her improved bust line. Paris has always been considered the au natural, lithesome model type, but then again, a solid percentage of Tinsel Town darlings have had some augmentation. The streets of downtown Beverly Hills are lined with plastic surgeon’s offices and coffee shops and not everybody drinks coffee. Just saying, there’s more chestal square inches than we’re used to seeing. Not that this is a bad thing. Paris, I’m just happy you’re happy. Enjoy.
Fresh off her big victory in some European music award show for something to do with music or being famous, Billionaire Barbie took her eclectic electric fame show to London for a fun night out on the town that involved some bodacious smooshed up cleavage and the quite pleasant deep British taxi service of upskirt peeks revealing some pretty pink panties. I will say the pink was a nice surprise for Paris decked out in evening wear. I can respect her choices as an artist and a woman.
Nobody has more fun than Billionaire Barbie. Whatever her dress up outfit or costume for the day, she’s forever cocked-eyed smiling and looking like a million, err, a billion bucks. Pink lacy panties included. Or, often times, not included when she’s feel rather cheeky. Enjoy.
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