Paris Hilton

Paris Hilton Short Skirts Reveal Long Shopping Legs

Once again, Billionaire Barbie wins. No, not that stupid miniature dog she bought for eight billion dollars. I'm talking about her fine legs in a short skirt. For all we make fun of the blonde heiress named Paris, she does keep herself in tip top exhibitionist shape. A bit slender, but given her background, fairly nature. But be it international party meccas, or just parking her Ferrari for some Beverly Hills shopping, she always looks like one million dollars. Almost exactly.

Nobody has more fun than Billionaire Barbie. I'd probably choose rusty nail to the frontal lobe over being her boyfriend, but thankfully I'll probably never be posed with that specific option. Still, those legs. Something good to come out of this oppressive heat wave. Nothing wrong with tall and blonde and leggy. Nothing at all. Enjoy.

Paris Hilton White Hot Bikini in Ibiza

Socialite, DJ, and hottie Paris Hilton was steaming up the beaches in Ibiza in a tiny white bikini. Paris was probably there checking out the end of summer club scene. Paris likes to wear white bikinis, which is amazing. White tends to become transparent when it gets wet and that is always a good thing. But even if not, it looks amazing against her skin. Paris has one of the greatest racks of the last twenty years and she, luckily, loves to show it off. I remember when I first saw her funbags in a certain night vision video many years ago that I knew she was something special. Now, all this time later, I still believe that when it comes to millionaire heiresses with perfect ta-tas, Paris Hilton is in a category all her own.

She's also got quite a nice tuchus, as my old Jewish uncles would say. There are some nice shots of her booty in this batch. God bless the telephoto lens.

Paris Hilton Is Sexy As Hell In A Bikini Top In Malibu

Hall of Fame hottie Paris Hilton was looking as hot as ever in a polka dot bikini top in Malibu. Her bottoms were covered up by one of those sarong things but the top is out in full glory. Paris has some amazing cleavage action going on. I've always been a fan of Paris' rack since way back when I viewed a certain, (ahem), video of her many years ago. Paris still looks amazing. She's got a nice thin frame and a toned stomach. She's also wearing one of those big floppy beach hats which I've always found sexy for some reason. Maybe it's because it reminds me of my own awakening to feelings in my swimsuit area on the beaches of Southern Florida as a young lad. The ladies liked to wear those hats. Or maybe it's just that Paris Hilton is hot as F.

Whatever it is I am glad to see that Paris is still being sexy for our enjoyment. I don't think I want to live in a world where she isn't doing her thing.

Paris Hilton Bikini Parties for the 4th of July

Dammit, I so badly want to poke a little fun at Billionaire Barbie, but I begrudgingly must admit once more that nobody really has more fun than Paris at most any party occasion. She also looked rather fine in her monokini or bikini or whatever the proper nomenclature is for this particular boob-smooshing garment.

Paris and her sister held their annual Malibu beach house Independence Day party. It's become quite the annual event along the beach in Los Angeles, attracting all their celebrity, model, and trust fund friends. Billionaire Barbie is absolutely the life of the party, passing out drinks, showing off her latest swimsuits, and smiling like she's got not a care in the world. Maybe that's a fact. I must give respect where it is due. Paris might have won this weekend. Enjoy.

Tatyana Ali, Naturi Naughton, Adrienne Bailon Bring Out the Bigguns for BET Awards

The hot ladies of color were anything but demure over the weekend at the BET Awards were big ole sweet boobtastic rules the day on the red carpet. As it should be. If you weren't adjusted your sweet jugs walking up to the event, you weren't even in the game. Sextastic rackalicious likes of Tatyana Ali, Adrienne Bailon, Naturi Naughton, Ashanti, Pia Mia Perez, Amber Rose (and for some reason, Paris Hilton) all walked the chesty show off walk for the Awards show.

I don't watch a lot of BET programming, though that number would rise dramatically if there was a show called March of the Big Chested Lovely Ladies. I'd DVR that with override to Must Record. Because women of all colors float my boat. The S.S. Egotastic!, with stops in all ports of call where we aren't currently wanted dead or alive for crimes of passion. Hey, a sailor gets lonely. Enjoy.

Panties Peeks, Leather Bra Cups, and Blonde Locks, It’s Paris Hilton Music Video Time!

As always, I must applaud Billionaire Barbie for having fun in all her various incarnations and play sets. In this case, pretending to be a musical artist, filming her new music video in the streets of Los Angeles, and, well, looking mighty fine. She really always does. For all the jokes, mostly deserved, Paris still manages the alluring look that earns her the big bucks overseas most especially. They don't pay you six figures to open a nightclub unless the guys in the club want to get with you. That's about as much business as I know.

Paris threw in some panties peeks and some pleather dominatrix wear just to up the ante. As for the music, well, listen at your own risk. As for Billionaire Barbie, she always carries on. Enjoy.

Paris Hilton Cleavage Always Feels at Home in Cannes

The South of France really is like a home away from home for Billionaire Barbie whose various professions and shopping trips often take her the Cannes and the surrounding Riviera beach towns. It's not often we see Paris with this many clothes on in fact, but when she's off the clock I suppose some deference must be made for modesty, though not so much as to not flash her pumped up cleavage to the good people of France who revere her as a very silly god.

As always I must say this for Paris, she's always put together and she always seems somewhere fun. Not every heiress can say that, though I guess many can. Still, I can divorce my jealous from my wanton desire to stare at her supported yams as she moves from party to party in Cannes. And there are a lot of parties. Go Barbie, Go. Enjoy.