Well, hello there good Friday. That's not Good Friday as in the actual Good Friday, just all Fridays, which are plenty good around here thanks to the uncorking of the breakfast bagels and the cocktails that naturally pair quite nicely with cream cheese. And, naturally, our weekly communal gathering of the clan to share the best of the best from our seven-day hunt for all things sexy and celebrity. A little tradition began in a sweat lodge in New Mexico Territory in 1902 known as Reader Finds.
This week's Reader Finds includes Billionaire Barbie topless in her breakout film role (thank for the mammaries from EgoReader 'Dave D.'), Britney Spears cleavetastic in her prime (oops, she showed her chest again via 'Desmond'), Sharon Stone topless making of the sexy with Ellen Degeneres, yes, I know (unusual thanks to 'Royce'), Michelle Williams and Anne Hathaway topless in Brokeback (love them daring thespianics, kudos to 'Johnny'), way back starlet Jayne Mansfield topless on the silver screen (Mariska's mommy, topless classic from 'Ricky C.'), Kelly Brook sextastic and pimping her new perfume (caps from the giving 'Gavin'), Nicole Kidman topless in early film work (much thanks to 'Peter G.'), the ever dependable Anna Falchi topless skinematic drama (from the benevolent heart of 'Monica'), Sophia Takal and Caroline White topless in the boldly filmed 24 Exposures (oddly skintastic via 'D. Chartz'), Petra Nemcova wicked hot in red (we bow down to 'Jayson'), model Ereka Marcelino topless in black and white, my sweetheart Anais Mali looking hot and nipply her own modeling self, Michelle Clunie topless and naughty in Jason Goes to Hell, and Dutch actress Halina Reijn with a boob baring public malfunction (quadruple dipping thanks out to 'David M.'), more of crazy Latina fashion model hottie Alejandra Guilmant quite topless (thank you very kindly 'Chris'), Joanna Going from House of Cards quite topless in earlier cinematic work (nice uncovered discovery from 'Kay S.'), Ellen Page nekkid in her virtual form in video game Beyond: Two Souls (thank you for the emphasis from 'Jeremy'), South African swimsuit hottie Genevieve Morton see-through goodness (much gratefulness to 'John'), a young Adriana Lima topless modeling (sweet find from 'Bill P.'), Irene Nell comparing herself to Kate Upton, tough gig (not too shabby couplet from 'Karl'), Kaili Thorne keeping up with little sis in JakexTaylor shoot (muchas gracias to 'Ryan W.'), sextastic nearly topless pics of S.I. Swimsuit hottie Gigi Hadid (thrown over our fence jointly by both 'Bob' and 'Chris'), and, last, but not the least bit least, model hottie Lauren Young looking utterly faptastic (another salvo fired by 'Chris', good show). It's a visual feast this week. Dig in. Enjoy.
Paris Hilton Dressed to Shill in Dusseldorf
At any given time, at somewhere in the world, Billionaire Barbie is decked out in some tiny outfit selling something she owns a piece of. I guess you have to give her business props for her active pimping lifestyle. You also have to wonder why the rest of the world is so incredibly enamored with the heiress that they seem to want to buy anything and everything she is selling. Silly rest of the world, we'd never fall victim to the commercial appeal of empty-headed pseudo celebrity figures in the U.S. Cough, cough, Kardashians.
Paris was in Dusseldorf, that's in Germany I'm told, at the International Beauty Fair, which sounds like a pretty lofty self-imposed title for a convention, but, the perfect place for the blonde heiress to sell many of her licensed brand makeup and beauty care products. Do you want to look like Paris Hilton? She does always look her best for these events. Cha-ching. Paris wins again. Enjoy.
BARBIE ALWAYS LOOKS HER BEST WHEN THE CAMERAS ARE FLASHING