Paris Hilton

Paris Hilton Is Sexy As Hell In A Bikini Top In Malibu

Hall of Fame hottie Paris Hilton was looking as hot as ever in a polka dot bikini top in Malibu. Her bottoms were covered up by one of those sarong things but the top is out in full glory. Paris has some amazing cleavage action going on. I've always been a fan of Paris' rack since way back when I viewed a certain, (ahem), video of her many years ago. Paris still looks amazing. She's got a nice thin frame and a toned stomach. She's also wearing one of those big floppy beach hats which I've always found sexy for some reason. Maybe it's because it reminds me of my own awakening to feelings in my swimsuit area on the beaches of Southern Florida as a young lad. The ladies liked to wear those hats. Or maybe it's just that Paris Hilton is hot as F.

Whatever it is I am glad to see that Paris is still being sexy for our enjoyment. I don't think I want to live in a world where she isn't doing her thing.

Paris Hilton Bikini Parties for the 4th of July

Dammit, I so badly want to poke a little fun at Billionaire Barbie, but I begrudgingly must admit once more that nobody really has more fun than Paris at most any party occasion. She also looked rather fine in her monokini or bikini or whatever the proper nomenclature is for this particular boob-smooshing garment.

Paris and her sister held their annual Malibu beach house Independence Day party. It's become quite the annual event along the beach in Los Angeles, attracting all their celebrity, model, and trust fund friends. Billionaire Barbie is absolutely the life of the party, passing out drinks, showing off her latest swimsuits, and smiling like she's got not a care in the world. Maybe that's a fact. I must give respect where it is due. Paris might have won this weekend. Enjoy.

Tatyana Ali, Naturi Naughton, Adrienne Bailon Bring Out the Bigguns for BET Awards

The hot ladies of color were anything but demure over the weekend at the BET Awards were big ole sweet boobtastic rules the day on the red carpet. As it should be. If you weren't adjusted your sweet jugs walking up to the event, you weren't even in the game. Sextastic rackalicious likes of Tatyana Ali, Adrienne Bailon, Naturi Naughton, Ashanti, Pia Mia Perez, Amber Rose (and for some reason, Paris Hilton) all walked the chesty show off walk for the Awards show.

I don't watch a lot of BET programming, though that number would rise dramatically if there was a show called March of the Big Chested Lovely Ladies. I'd DVR that with override to Must Record. Because women of all colors float my boat. The S.S. Egotastic!, with stops in all ports of call where we aren't currently wanted dead or alive for crimes of passion. Hey, a sailor gets lonely. Enjoy.

Panties Peeks, Leather Bra Cups, and Blonde Locks, It’s Paris Hilton Music Video Time!

As always, I must applaud Billionaire Barbie for having fun in all her various incarnations and play sets. In this case, pretending to be a musical artist, filming her new music video in the streets of Los Angeles, and, well, looking mighty fine. She really always does. For all the jokes, mostly deserved, Paris still manages the alluring look that earns her the big bucks overseas most especially. They don't pay you six figures to open a nightclub unless the guys in the club want to get with you. That's about as much business as I know.

Paris threw in some panties peeks and some pleather dominatrix wear just to up the ante. As for the music, well, listen at your own risk. As for Billionaire Barbie, she always carries on. Enjoy.

Paris Hilton Cleavage Always Feels at Home in Cannes

The South of France really is like a home away from home for Billionaire Barbie whose various professions and shopping trips often take her the Cannes and the surrounding Riviera beach towns. It's not often we see Paris with this many clothes on in fact, but when she's off the clock I suppose some deference must be made for modesty, though not so much as to not flash her pumped up cleavage to the good people of France who revere her as a very silly god.

As always I must say this for Paris, she's always put together and she always seems somewhere fun. Not every heiress can say that, though I guess many can. Still, I can divorce my jealous from my wanton desire to stare at her supported yams as she moves from party to party in Cannes. And there are a lot of parties. Go Barbie, Go. Enjoy.

Paris Hilton Dressed to Shill in Dusseldorf

At any given time, at somewhere in the world, Billionaire Barbie is decked out in some tiny outfit selling something she owns a piece of. I guess you have to give her business props for her active pimping lifestyle. You also have to wonder why the rest of the world is so incredibly enamored with the heiress that they seem to want to buy anything and everything she is selling. Silly rest of the world, we'd never fall victim to the commercial appeal of empty-headed pseudo celebrity figures in the U.S.  Cough, cough, Kardashians.

Paris was in Dusseldorf, that's in Germany I'm told, at the International Beauty Fair, which sounds like a pretty lofty self-imposed title for a convention, but, the perfect place for the blonde heiress to sell many of her licensed brand makeup and beauty care products. Do you want to look like Paris Hilton? She does always look her best for these events. Cha-ching. Paris wins again. Enjoy.

READER FINDS: Paris Hilton Topless, Ellen Page Nekkid, Jayne Mansfield Topless, and Much Much More…

 

Well, hello there good Friday. That's not Good Friday as in the actual Good Friday, just all Fridays, which are plenty good around here thanks to the uncorking of the breakfast bagels and the cocktails that naturally pair quite nicely with cream cheese. And, naturally, our weekly communal gathering of the clan to share the best of the best from our seven-day hunt for all things sexy and celebrity. A little tradition began in a sweat lodge in New Mexico Territory in 1902 known as Reader Finds.

This week's Reader Finds includes Billionaire Barbie topless in her breakout film role (thank for the mammaries from EgoReader 'Dave D.'), Britney Spears cleavetastic in her prime (oops, she showed her chest again via 'Desmond'), Sharon Stone topless making of the sexy with Ellen Degeneres, yes, I know (unusual thanks to 'Royce'), Michelle Williams and Anne Hathaway topless in Brokeback (love them daring thespianics, kudos to 'Johnny'), way back starlet Jayne Mansfield topless on the silver screen (Mariska's mommy, topless classic from 'Ricky C.'), Kelly Brook sextastic and pimping her new perfume (caps from the giving 'Gavin'), Nicole Kidman topless in early film work (much thanks to 'Peter G.'), the ever dependable Anna Falchi topless skinematic drama (from the benevolent heart of 'Monica'), Sophia Takal and Caroline White topless in the boldly filmed 24 Exposures (oddly skintastic via 'D. Chartz'), Petra Nemcova wicked hot in red (we bow down to 'Jayson'), model Ereka Marcelino topless in black and white, my sweetheart Anais Mali looking hot and nipply her own modeling self, Michelle Clunie topless and naughty in Jason Goes to Hell, and Dutch actress Halina Reijn with a boob baring public malfunction (quadruple dipping thanks out to 'David M.'), more of crazy Latina fashion model hottie Alejandra Guilmant quite topless (thank you very kindly 'Chris'), Joanna Going from House of Cards quite topless in earlier cinematic work (nice uncovered discovery from 'Kay S.'), Ellen Page nekkid in her virtual form in video game Beyond: Two Souls (thank you for the emphasis from 'Jeremy'), South African swimsuit hottie Genevieve Morton see-through goodness (much gratefulness to 'John'), a young Adriana Lima topless modeling (sweet find from 'Bill P.'), Irene Nell comparing herself to Kate Upton, tough gig (not too shabby couplet from 'Karl'), Kaili Thorne keeping up with little sis in JakexTaylor shoot (muchas gracias to 'Ryan W.'), sextastic nearly topless pics of S.I. Swimsuit hottie Gigi Hadid (thrown over our fence jointly by both 'Bob' and 'Chris'), and, last, but not the least bit least, model hottie Lauren Young looking utterly faptastic (another salvo fired by 'Chris', good show). It's a visual feast this week. Dig in. Enjoy.