Paris Hilton

Paris Hilton Baring Midriff for Super Important Shopping Trip

When you're Billionaire Barbie, you can't afford not to look your best. You just know the paparazzi you tipped off to your presence are going to be following your every move. So even when you're going out shopping to look simply amazing at your next big promotional event, you need to look stunning. It sounds awfully complicated, but Paris Hilton seems to revel in it.

With her dog and her Ferrari in tow, Paris flashed some of her tight midsection beneath a stripety outfit that was certainly not designed to camouflage her presence in Beverly Hills. She made a nice show for the cameras. I've seen her work the cameramen in the streets before. She's quite the skilled turner and smiler and flasher and shower. It's like watching a ballet of sorts. When you're Billionaire Barbie, you're always on the clock. Enjoy.

Paris Hilton Braless Peekaboo Funbags for a Sunny Beverly Hills Promenade

Normally I'd say a girl ran out the door without her bra on, but with Billionaire Barbie, you know there's three hours of preparation before even just going to the salon for host of clean up and spruce up activities, so I'd say the bra was intentionally forgotten. Which works for me, Paris, I don't ever see the need for no silly undergarments on a lady. It's a beautiful Los Angeles sunny day, why not let the little ladies out for a stroll off the leash. With the sun hitting your top just ever so, they're going to get a little public attention as well.

It's not easy for Paris being a model, business owner, singer, DJ, entrepreneur, hostess, and hard working girl who still have seven nights a week to party and her days to recover. Everything needs a little airing out, including her little heiress bazoongas. I wish she could've gone without the black top, though I'm sure it cost more than my entire Target sponsored wardrobe, so I'll give her a pass for her dedication to haute couture. Enjoy.

Paris Hilton See-Through Bras and Panties Flashes For… Actually, I’m Not Sure For What

I mean, these photos of Billionaire Barbie in various stages of coquettish tease are bound to get noticed, they're in the latest edition of V magazine, though I'm still not sure how to interpret them.

I guess the trick with Paris is not to look for deeper meaning. I'm pretty sure she doesn't herself. Just delight in her various balls and cars and other props as you admire her still rather admirable body. The one she takes with her to party around the world in her various Barbie roles and avocations. She has quite the life gig. Now you can see her nipples and panties and share in it just a bit more. Enjoy.

Paris Hilton Flashes Her Shaved Commando Regions For Her Birthday

Hey, it's your party and you can cry if you want to. Or, you know, skip your underpants. As Billionaire Barbie chose to do at the Greystone Manor in West Hollywood over the weekend where she headlined her own 33rd birthday party, DJing, partying, and winning the red carpet by wearing a high slit dress without the appearance of any panties. Tan lines and a little bumps from close-in shaving, but no panties. Oh, Paris, you are a naughty one.

I guess it's good to know that age isn't changing Paris. She seems to be forever 21, so to speak. I suppose there will come a day when her running around getting wasted and flashing her body parts will get past the point that we want to ogle, but that day is definitely not today. I'm still trying to figure out we can't precisely see her lady nest. I am a man of science. Enjoy.

Paris Hilton Leggy Shopping Trip in Hot Pink (Car and Dress)

It's Awards Season, and even though Billionaire Barbie doesn't technically win any awards since she doesn't work so much, she does attend pretty much every single high profile function, which means she needs to look her best. And there's no more classic look for Paris than climbing out of her pink sports car in a pink short dress showing off her legs and some cleavage on her way to do some fancy time shopping in Beverly Hills. Okay, so that is her job.

Nobody quite gets around town  in day and evening like Billionaire Barbie. She has a look for every occasion and an occasion for every look. At least,  I think that's how her packaging reads. We may mock her, but she continues to show up looking good and generally not looking like she has a care in the world. Good for her. And for us, the next time its European beach vacation Barbie look time. Enjoy.

Paris Hilton Shows Off Her Goods at Harrahs Atlantic City

Well, it wasn't quite Vegas, but Billionaire Barbie floats where the gigs are paying, in this case, Atlantic City, to host a party at Harrah's and lend her incredible DJ skills to the mix. I think that's her current profession at least. Billionaire Barbie does change occupations as fast as they can change her sewn outfits and packaging.

But, bless her, she always looks like she's having fun. And she almost always looks like a million, err, a billion bucks. You go, Paris. Be the singing DJ model race car driving girl you were destined to be. Enjoy.

Adriana Lima, Bar Refaeli, Paris Hilton, Alessandra Ambrosio, Brooklyn Decker Hit the Leather and Laces Party in N.Y.

I love a party just filled with super hotties. You can almost count on me being there. Not invited, mind you, but peeking in through the little hole I drill with my handy late night TV infomercial multi-tasker tool and perfect bacon maker. And the Leather and Laces party was the place to be Super Bowl weekend, amid the thousands of parties that went on in the Big Apple to celebrate the big game.

There were so many good looking women showing up to this party that the valets almost forgot to steal the quarters out of the cup holders in their cars. Bar Refaeli, Paris Hilton, Adriana Lima, Brooklyn Decker, Alessandra Ambrosio, that's quite a bevy of beauties all dressed up for the most righteous cause of all -- looking wicked hot. The Super Bowl might've been a clunker of a competitive game, but the Leather and Laces party scored many virtual points. Enjoy.