Paris Hilton wears a bondage thing and it is hot, yo. (Drunken Stepfather)
Nina Agdal should just be in underwear all the time. (Hollywood Tuna)
Hillary Duff shows off her stuff in see-through shirt at a movie premiere. (Huffington Post)
Britney Spears is surrounded by chicks in lingerie. (The Superficial)
In honor of Rosh Hashanah here are some of the hottest Hebrews. (COED)
Charlotte McKinney motorboats a guy on Tosh.0 and it is wonderful. (Busted Coverage)
Vanessa Hudgens is seriously cleavtacular. (Popoholic)
Once again, Billionaire Barbie wins. No, not that stupid miniature dog she bought for eight billion dollars. I’m talking about her fine legs in a short skirt. For all we make fun of the blonde heiress named Paris, she does keep herself in tip top exhibitionist shape. A bit slender, but given her background, fairly nature. But be it international party meccas, or just parking her Ferrari for some Beverly Hills shopping, she always looks like one million dollars. Almost exactly.
Nobody has more fun than Billionaire Barbie. I’d probably choose rusty nail to the frontal lobe over being her boyfriend, but thankfully I’ll probably never be posed with that specific option. Still, those legs. Something good to come out of this oppressive heat wave. Nothing wrong with tall and blonde and leggy. Nothing at all. Enjoy.
Socialite, DJ, and hottie Paris Hilton was steaming up the beaches in Ibiza in a tiny white bikini. Paris was probably there checking out the end of summer club scene. Paris likes to wear white bikinis, which is amazing. White tends to become transparent when it gets wet and that is always a good thing. But even if not, it looks amazing against her skin. Paris has one of the greatest racks of the last twenty years and she, luckily, loves to show it off. I remember when I first saw her funbags in a certain night vision video many years ago that I knew she was something special. Now, all this time later, I still believe that when it comes to millionaire heiresses with perfect ta-tas, Paris Hilton is in a category all her own.
She’s also got quite a nice tuchus, as my old Jewish uncles would say. There are some nice shots of her booty in this batch. God bless the telephoto lens.
Hall of Fame hottie Paris Hilton was looking as hot as ever in a polka dot bikini top in Malibu. Her bottoms were covered up by one of those sarong things but the top is out in full glory. Paris has some amazing cleavage action going on. I’ve always been a fan of Paris’ rack since way back when I viewed a certain, (ahem), video of her many years ago. Paris still looks amazing. She’s got a nice thin frame and a toned stomach. She’s also wearing one of those big floppy beach hats which I’ve always found sexy for some reason. Maybe it’s because it reminds me of my own awakening to feelings in my swimsuit area on the beaches of Southern Florida as a young lad. The ladies liked to wear those hats. Or maybe it’s just that Paris Hilton is hot as F.
Whatever it is I am glad to see that Paris is still being sexy for our enjoyment. I don’t think I want to live in a world where she isn’t doing her thing.
Dammit, I so badly want to poke a little fun at Billionaire Barbie, but I begrudgingly must admit once more that nobody really has more fun than Paris at most any party occasion. She also looked rather fine in her monokini or bikini or whatever the proper nomenclature is for this particular boob-smooshing garment.
Paris and her sister held their annual Malibu beach house Independence Day party. It’s become quite the annual event along the beach in Los Angeles, attracting all their celebrity, model, and trust fund friends. Billionaire Barbie is absolutely the life of the party, passing out drinks, showing off her latest swimsuits, and smiling like she’s got not a care in the world. Maybe that’s a fact. I must give respect where it is due. Paris might have won this weekend. Enjoy.
The hot ladies of color were anything but demure over the weekend at the BET Awards were big ole sweet boobtastic rules the day on the red carpet. As it should be. If you weren’t adjusted your sweet jugs walking up to the event, you weren’t even in the game. Sextastic rackalicious likes of Tatyana Ali, Adrienne Bailon, Naturi Naughton, Ashanti, Pia Mia Perez, Amber Rose (and for some reason, Paris Hilton) all walked the chesty show off walk for the Awards show.
I don’t watch a lot of BET programming, though that number would rise dramatically if there was a show called March of the Big Chested Lovely Ladies. I’d DVR that with override to Must Record. Because women of all colors float my boat. The S.S. Egotastic!, with stops in all ports of call where we aren’t currently wanted dead or alive for crimes of passion. Hey, a sailor gets lonely. Enjoy.
As always, I must applaud Billionaire Barbie for having fun in all her various incarnations and play sets. In this case, pretending to be a musical artist, filming her new music video in the streets of Los Angeles, and, well, looking mighty fine. She really always does. For all the jokes, mostly deserved, Paris still manages the alluring look that earns her the big bucks overseas most especially. They don’t pay you six figures to open a nightclub unless the guys in the club want to get with you. That’s about as much business as I know.
Paris threw in some panties peeks and some pleather dominatrix wear just to up the ante. As for the music, well, listen at your own risk. As for Billionaire Barbie, she always carries on. Enjoy.