Paris Hilton

Vanessa Hudgens and Paris Hilton Pimping Hard in Sin City

Sort of an odd combination, but with Vegas opening up its 119,000th nightclub, it was time to call in the big guns. Well, minxky little guns in the case of hottie Vanessa Hudgens, who we don't often see at these pimping events. And Billionaire Barbie, who we see at almost all of these events, since it's how she earns her keep.

But, no denying both girls had their finest faces and bodies on display to lure newcomers and drunk gamblers into the club where drinks that were free on the floor now cost you $25 a pop. Hey, that's why they put pretty girls at the door. Enjoy.

Paris Hilton Bikini Vacation Photos, Because Paris Hilton Demands Your Attention

Let's face it, despite her excessively public romantic affair with a teenage boy model and her ceaseless Tweets reminiscent of a fourth grade girl writing down her most intimate thoughts in her Hello Kitty notebook, it's been kind of slow publicity times for Billionaire Barbie. With precious few arrests of late, contraband conveyance ongoing without incident, and HSV2 become something of a passe topic, the blonde heiress has kind of been flying under the radar. And while Paris is used to be under many things, being under the radar isn't one of them.

The solution. Release some bikini vacation photos. Now, far be it from us to ever complain about girls in bikinis, and Billionaire Barbie does keep herself in pretty fine bikini shape, so perhaps we can merge the passion of Paris for publicity, with our own needs for perusing mostly nekkid bodies, and call it a win-win. We do try to be half is glass full here. Enjoy.

Paris Hilton Daisy Dukes Her Way to Seducing a New Boyfriend

When Billionaire Barbie goes on the prowl to secure a new male victim to spread her, err, love around, like any solid succubus, she works her way into some alluring playful outfit that belies her true intentions. So when taking her new college-aged male model boyfriend to Miami for the weekend, Paris Hilton hit up some short shorts to dance about her mate and convince him that she would be his for eternity, or January, whichever comes first. Honestly, I should send these photos to the Center for Disease Control to build a case study on how outbreaks continue.

Still, we must hand it to Billionaire Barbie, she continues to successfully rake in the cash and the new young victims, and even manage to swing an extra seat for her powder connect alongside the pool. She really is a pretty solid manager. With not too shabby legs. Enjoy.

Paris Hilton DJs In India, Because Bar Mitzvahs in the U.S. Were Not Interested

I think it's because Billionaire Barbie and her lazy eye resemble one of the India gods of some type, but for some reason, the blonde heiress has an intense following in the subcontinent, where, not to be outdone by her former running mate Kim Kardashian who has been touring the Middle East, Paris spun some wicked tunes at Fashion Week in India. We're told saris are big this year by the way.

Now, we can mock Billionaire Barbie all we want, and we will, but this girl has some kind of pretty damn fun lifestyle. So, put your hands up, put your hands up, and party like it's your last night on earth, because if you fooled around unprotected with Paris in the bathroom, you actually may not have long to live. Enjoy.

9 Reasons Why You Should Care If Paris Hilton Got New Bigger Boobs

Now, it might just be that Billionaire Barbie got into a new line of push-up bras, but something has definitely been happening growth wise in her exposed chestal region. Now, you may say, I could care less if Paris Hilton got new bigger boobs, but here's 9 Reasons why you should care.

9. STDs can not be contracted from girls with big hooters (documented scientific fact)
8. Your copy of '1 Night in Paris' suddenly becomes retro-collective in value
7. Girls with big boobs always offered rides; countless lives saved from Paris being off the streets
6. Anything to do with tits is more interesting than hearing about politics
5. More movie roles for Paris! The Hottie and The Nottie Part 2 anyone?
4. Distracts attention from the lazy eye boner killer
3. French fucking now becomes an option on Paris' professional services menu
2. More press about Paris equals certain chance Kim Kardashian releases another sex tape
1. Now there's really no reason for Paris to ever speak to get attention

Good work, Billionaire Barbie!

Paris Hilton Pushes Up Her Chest Puppies For Halloween at the Playboy Mansion

We had two good eyes on Billionaire Barbie and her one good eye as she put together her chest-twosome in rather noteworthy proportions for a Halloween costume splash at the Playboy Mansion party. Let's face it, there's going to be some stiff-boobed competition at these events, and Paris would not be denied her turn of the camera clicks as she made her way into the party with her new 15-year old boyfriend who we hope paid attention during the safe sex seminars in Freshman year of high school.

We always give Billionaire Barbie her credit, when due, and at Halloween, she did put on a strong bodily performance. Enjoy.

Paris Hilton Pushes Boobs Up Up Up for Bootsy Bellows Arrival

One thing you must begrudge Billionaire Barbie, she knows how to make an entrance.

The blonde hotel heiress Paris Hilton arrived at the trendy Hollywood nightclub with her modest sized chestal region cinched up good and tight in a form fitting red dress, alongside her new young boyfriend, which for Paris means fresh new limb bruises and better yayo. But for us spectators, just the benefit of the showier outfits when heading out on the town.

Seems like a square deal to me, especially considering her boyfriend five boyfriends ago claimed he dropped nearly 2 million on expenses when with Paris, while she just dropped her panties. Hey, everything is a barter in the world of Billionaire Barbie. Enjoy.