Here are three things you will never convince me of, ever:
- Billionaire Barbie is in love.
- DJ's are musical artists
- Musicians can play football
Not buying any of it, but it all came together yesterday in Miami when Billionaire Barbie donned the bikini top for her new sort of flame make-out boyfriend, Afrojack, the DJ, during a game of football between DJ's, all of whom seem to come from Holland, for whatever reason, and I suppose have dexterous fingers, though you don't really see many NFL players coming out of the DJ camps.
I still don't exactly know what DJ's do, other than push buttons, which, for the record, most of us do throughout the day, but I guess most of us don't do it with our hands waving in the air shouting 'Yeah, part-ee up!' so that's some type of difference there. I guess Afrojack does it really well or something, and, thus, he wins first prize, which apparently is HSV the lower. Enjoy.
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Paris Hilton Swimsuit Pictures Try to Ruin My Beloved Bondi Beach
As you know, Bondi Beach down Australia way is perhaps the single finest celebrity babe-watching spot in all the Southern Hemisphere, and Billionaire Barbie tried to ruin it yesterday with her dog and ride the white pony show, posing and primping for her paparazzi following along the sandy strip of usual goodness.
Now, I know what you're thinking when seeing Billionaire Barbie in this revealing blue swimsuit, where on earth is she hiding her cocaine? Yeah, I was thinking the same thing, until we saw her latest new temporary boyfriend, DJ Afrojack, instructed to stand ten paces back, out of her photo site line. Sometimes in the recreational use drug stowing business, you've got to count on your buddy. Enjoy.
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