It’s Awards Season, and even though Billionaire Barbie doesn’t technically win any awards since she doesn’t work so much, she does attend pretty much every single high profile function, which means she needs to look her best. And there’s no more classic look for Paris than climbing out of her pink sports car in a pink short dress showing off her legs and some cleavage on her way to do some fancy time shopping in Beverly Hills. Okay, so that is her job.
Nobody quite gets around town in day and evening like Billionaire Barbie. She has a look for every occasion and an occasion for every look. At least, I think that’s how her packaging reads. We may mock her, but she continues to show up looking good and generally not looking like she has a care in the world. Good for her. And for us, the next time its European beach vacation Barbie look time. Enjoy.
Well, it wasn’t quite Vegas, but Billionaire Barbie floats where the gigs are paying, in this case, Atlantic City, to host a party at Harrah’s and lend her incredible DJ skills to the mix. I think that’s her current profession at least. Billionaire Barbie does change occupations as fast as they can change her sewn outfits and packaging.
But, bless her, she always looks like she’s having fun. And she almost always looks like a million, err, a billion bucks. You go, Paris. Be the singing DJ model race car driving girl you were destined to be. Enjoy.
I love a party just filled with super hotties. You can almost count on me being there. Not invited, mind you, but peeking in through the little hole I drill with my handy late night TV infomercial multi-tasker tool and perfect bacon maker. And the Leather and Laces party was the place to be Super Bowl weekend, amid the thousands of parties that went on in the Big Apple to celebrate the big game.
There were so many good looking women showing up to this party that the valets almost forgot to steal the quarters out of the cup holders in their cars. Bar Refaeli, Paris Hilton, Adriana Lima, Brooklyn Decker, Alessandra Ambrosio, that’s quite a bevy of beauties all dressed up for the most righteous cause of all — looking wicked hot. The Super Bowl might’ve been a clunker of a competitive game, but the Leather and Laces party scored many virtual points. Enjoy.
The theme so far on the red carpet at the 56th Grammy Awards seems to be glamor. Read that as not a heck of a lot of skin. Which is rather odd given the amount of skin used to promote and sell modern music. But I suppose everybody is allowed to pretend.
Stay tuned throughout the pre-show to this ever growing gallery of arrivals on the red carpet at the Grammy Awards, including Taylor Swift, Paris Hilton, Katy Perry, Anna Kendrick, Ariana Grande, Miranda Lambert, and more. Enjoy.
Billionaire Barbie doesn’t have many shots at Awards season red carpet appearances so you know she’s going to make the most of it. At a pre-Grammy party last night, Paris dressed to impress with a dress that nearly showed off her lady parts, but kept just enough of her dignity to be more than enough dignity for Paris Hilton.
Say what you will about Billionaire Barbie, she get gets noticed. She doesn’t scream or light herself on fire or even crash her cars so much anymore. She just figures out when and where to show a little something something expensive, and she gets noticed. I think this is semi-applause worthy. I know that dress is. We salute the skin. Enjoy.
It’s not easy being Billionaire Barbie. Okay, I guess it’s easier than being most anybody else in terms of actual daily hardship, still, Paris Hilton has an amazing number of obligatory publicity related activities to attend on a daily basis. Like visiting the Mr. Bones Pumpkin Patch in L.A. where the celebrities go to be photographed with their young families picking out Halloween gourds each year.
Don’t think lack of adorable kiddies is going to stop Billionaire Barbie from a seasonal photo op. So, Paris got into something expensive and cleavy and made her way to the patch to pick out some pumpkins, flash a little chest, and smile for the cameras while pretending she didn’t notice anybody was looking. In case you’re unaware, she’s very good at this particular skill. Enjoy.