Ah, the things Billionaire Barbie has done on a yacht, well, the list reads like a combination of Anais Nin journal meets How Did Peggy Get Those Nasty Sores after-school special, it's debauched.
Yet, we can't help but feel a bit lucky today for these asstastic flashes of cheeky tan lines from Paris out on a yacht in the Sydney Harbor celebrating the big stack of cash she earned from dancing at a nightclub in the Aussie city last week. It is a nice bit of tanned rump, and it is for free, and getting anything from Billionaire Barbie for free is quite a coup. Enjoy.
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Lindsay Lohan, Katy Perry, Paris Hilton, and Other Celebs Flock to the Coachella Music Festival
I guess there's two ways to look at it, if you're throwing a party in the Hollywood Hills, you've kind of made it when Lindsay Lohan and Billionaire Barbie stumble into your pad all kinds of wobbly and wasted, however, when you're throwing what you label as an indie rock concert, yeah, not so much on the credibility.
But, so they came, LiLo, Paris, Vanessa Hudgens, Nina Dobrev, Fergie, Jamie Chung, Katy Perry, Mischa Barton, and scores of other celebutantes, to the Coachella Music Festival, or, should we say, to the special select V.I.P. area of the concert cordoned off from the general riff-raff so that finer alcohol and better drugs could be served in the safety of a celebrity friendly environment.
The only thing missing from complete Coachella sell-out was Justin Bieber throwing down gang signs. But I'm sure if we look hard enough, that was going on somewhere. Enjoy.
LAST YEAR'S COACHELLA BROUGHT US WHITNEY PORT UPSKIRTS AND MORE