Nicole Kidman

Nicole Kidman is… Sexy?

By phil | February 8, 2008 @ 12:12 pm
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I'm confused. Nicole Kidman isn't sexy. Or at least she hasn't been for quite some time. Usually she looks like a scary, botoxed shell of her former self, but somehow, through some dark art, or lost magics, Harper's Bazaar have managed to actually make Nicole Kidman sexy again in their Australian February issue. Not only sexy, but cute, too. I mean, even Photoshop can't do that.

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Nicole Kidman’s Breast is Trying to Escape

By phil | October 8, 2007 @ 11:43 am
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I don't know if it's because Nicole Kidman's breast saw her face, but for some reason, it's trying to escape, and I can't quite blame it. Never before in my life have I seen a breast that looked so ready to just jump off, and make a break for freedom. Nicole Kidman's boob is so high up on her chest, it looks like it might actually strangle her.

Maybe it's embarrassed by all her botox, or maybe it just feels lonely, and want's to get closer to it's twin, but something is definitely going on here, and if Nicole Kidman isn't careful, she's gonna lose that thing. In fact, I think if she bends over any further, it's just going to fall right out.

And, no I'm not even going to get into the weirdnesses that are her armpits. Ew.

Lots more pictures of Nicole Kidman's breast trying to escape after the jump.

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79th Annual Academy Awards Mega Picture Post – Part 2

By phil | February 26, 2007 @ 1:13 am
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Some of the highlights of the Oscars this year included Al Gore being "cut off" during his "announcement," Steven Spielberg and Francis Ford Copolla making fun of George Lucas, and Martin Scorcese finally winning an Oscar, if for no other reason than maybe his next movie won't have to be nominated.

But what made the show so good this time around was really that there were lots of moments throughout the show that kept it moving, and kept it fun. I won't go into the rest of it, though, because you're just here for all the beautiful women who came out for the big night.

Just a few of the names that fall in K-Z category are Kate Winslet, Naomi Watts (looking rather pregnant), Nicole Kidman, Penelope Cruz, Reese Witherspoon, and Japanese cutie, Rinko Kikuchi.

Again, here's just a taste, with the rest after the jump, and if you missed it, don't forget about the 79th Annual Academy Awards Mega Picture Post - Part 1.

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Nicole Kidman Got Married

By phil | June 26, 2006 @ 2:36 am
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This is Nicole Kidman getting married. And this is me not caring that Nicole Kidman got married. Don't get me wrong, I have nothing against Nicole Kidman. Aside from the fact that she sometimes looks really scary, most of the time she's really hot, and she does seem like a cool chick overall. She also seems a bit boring.

Compared to Brangelina, Nicole Kidman tying the knot with some country singer dude, Keith Urban, to be precise, is just a little, well, boring. Or we can look at it this way: It scores a 10 on the "who cares" scale. That's something, right?

Anyway, if you really want to see them, here are pictures of Nicole Kidman in her wedding dress, being all married and junk. Plus more after the jump.

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78th Annual Academy Awards Mega Picture Post

By phil | March 5, 2006 @ 9:22 pm
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Well, the 78th Annual Academy Awards, better known as the Oscars are only an hour and a half old, but Egotastic! already has all your Oscar pictures from the red carpet runway.

I'm not live-blogging this thing, simply because when I tried to last time at the Golden Globes, I nearly died of "exhaustion." At any rate, it's not terrible so far, John Stewart is pretty good, and the speeches have been short. Then again, I've been getting all your Oscar pictures ready, so I've had other things to occupy my attention. I'm sure if I was just sitting there watching the show, I'd have taken my own life by now. Hit Defamer, if you want some flavourful live Oscar commentary.

And speaking of pictures, check out all 189 Oscar Award pictures after the jump, and stay tuned for the full list of winners.

Update: Crash won Best Picture, not Brokeback Mountain. Also, a song about Pimps won best song. I really think that's all you need to know, but here's the full list of Oscar winners.

Second Update: Check out the pictures from the After-parties, starting with the Vanity Fair Oscar Party.
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Nicole Kidman to Marry a Cocaine Addict?

By phil | December 30, 2005 @ 5:59 am
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The Sun is reporting that Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban may get married this weekend, in an attempt to beat Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes to the punch.

A pal of Nicole said: "She wants to do it before the year is out -- to have it over and done with before Tom Cruise has his big day. Invitations have gone out and the wedding's happening this coming weekend."

But according to Urban's ex-girlfriend, Laura Sigler, he's not the commitment type. The clearly bitter ex is tells The Sun (via MSNBC) that Urban has commitment problems and cocaine addiction:

Nicole and Keith might date for a while -- but it won't last very long. I don't know her but I know him very well. There were a lot of lows with the drugs. I don't have any dark past -- he was probably the darkest part, but I'm on my own now and I'm happy about that.

So that's one rush wedding. A commitment phobic groom. And a history of drug abuse. Yeah, this one's gonna last...

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MTV Movie Awards Mega Picture Post

By phil | June 6, 2005 @ 5:40 am
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Award shows are meaningless and useless. They only serve to promote whatever movie happens to be coming out at the time, and the awards they give out have absolutely no bearing on real life, except if they were to be given to me, at which time everyone should pay close attention.

The MTV Movie Awards were held this past Saturday, and while we were ever so lucky enough to see Jessica Alba in a see-through dress, that's not all we got. Among the celebs in attendance were Lindsay Lohan, Jessica Simpson, Jessica Biel, Nicole Kidman and many more. 13 of the hottest celebrities are featured in this mega-post, with 128 pictures in total!

I think I may have gone overboard on this one. Pictures after the jump.
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