What can be said of a list of sexy celebrities that includes Natalie Portman, Dakota Fanning, Mila Kunis, Julianne Moore, and Nicole Kidman? Well, one one word that comes to mind immediately is engorgement; it’s a technical term describing what it might be like to be trapped for days on end in a gorge with the likes of these sextastic actresses. Sort of like my naughty dream version of 127 Hours, only it’s not my arm that would be stuck in the rocks. These five are also celebrity hotties featured in the upcoming edition of W Magazine, and given that the ‘W’ stands for not for dudes, these pictures are on the inexplicably artsy side, but, no denying, they’re still most definitely for dudes. Enjoy.
Jennifer Aniston and Nicole Kidman are shooting a movie in Hawaii, and we haven’t seen any bikini pictures of either of them. Until now, that is. Thanks to this behind the scenes video from Entertainment Tonight, we’ve got Jennifer Aniston and Nicole Kidman bikini hula dancing, and looking fucking hot while doing it. There are also some very fat women in the background, so do try to ignore them. Things to watch for: Jennifer Aniston’s jiggling cleavage and Nicole Kidman’s killer tight tummy.
It’s Oscar time again, and that means tons and tons of pictures from this year’s 80th Academy Awards. If you didn’t watch the show, you didn’t miss too much, though this time around was quite a bit more bearable than years past. If only because they only ran about 15 minutes long, instead of an extra hour or two like usual.
But getting down to business, it’s all about the Oscar fashions, and those sexy dresses. Things were kept fairly conservative this year, but some of my favourites were Amy Adams, Anne Hathaway, Cameron Diaz, Diane Lane, Ellen Page, Heidi Klum, Hilary Swank, Jessica Alba (looking pretty damn good for a pregnant girl), Katherine Heigl, and my personal favourite of the night, the absolutely perfect Keri Russell.
Of course, their were lots more ladies on the red carpet, and you can find them all after the jump, with nearly 200 pictures.
I’m confused. Nicole Kidman isn’t sexy. Or at least she hasn’t been for quite some time. Usually she looks like a scary, botoxed shell of her former self, but somehow, through some dark art, or lost magics, Harper’s Bazaar have managed to actually make Nicole Kidman sexy again in their Australian February issue. Not only sexy, but cute, too. I mean, even Photoshop can’t do that.
I don’t know if it’s because Nicole Kidman’s breast saw her face, but for some reason, it’s trying to escape, and I can’t quite blame it. Never before in my life have I seen a breast that looked so ready to just jump off, and make a break for freedom. Nicole Kidman’s boob is so high up on her chest, it looks like it might actually strangle her.
Maybe it’s embarrassed by all her botox, or maybe it just feels lonely, and want’s to get closer to it’s twin, but something is definitely going on here, and if Nicole Kidman isn’t careful, she’s gonna lose that thing. In fact, I think if she bends over any further, it’s just going to fall right out.
And, no I’m not even going to get into the weirdnesses that are her armpits. Ew.
Lots more pictures of Nicole Kidman’s breast trying to escape after the jump.
Some of the highlights of the Oscars this year included Al Gore being “cut off” during his “announcement,” Steven Spielberg and Francis Ford Copolla making fun of George Lucas, and Martin Scorcese finally winning an Oscar, if for no other reason than maybe his next movie won’t have to be nominated.
But what made the show so good this time around was really that there were lots of moments throughout the show that kept it moving, and kept it fun. I won’t go into the rest of it, though, because you’re just here for all the beautiful women who came out for the big night.
Just a few of the names that fall in K-Z category are Kate Winslet, Naomi Watts (looking rather pregnant), Nicole Kidman, Penelope Cruz, Reese Witherspoon, and Japanese cutie, Rinko Kikuchi.
Again, here’s just a taste, with the rest after the jump, and if you missed it, don’t forget about the 79th Annual Academy Awards Mega Picture Post – Part 1.
This is Nicole Kidman getting married. And this is me not caring that Nicole Kidman got married. Don’t get me wrong, I have nothing against Nicole Kidman. Aside from the fact that she sometimes looks really scary, most of the time she’s really hot, and she does seem like a cool chick overall. She also seems a bit boring.
Compared to Brangelina, Nicole Kidman tying the knot with some country singer dude, Keith Urban, to be precise, is just a little, well, boring. Or we can look at it this way: It scores a 10 on the “who cares” scale. That’s something, right?
Anyway, if you really want to see them, here are pictures of Nicole Kidman in her wedding dress, being all married and junk. Plus more after the jump.